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Name: Anthony

Aliases: Tweak, General (formerly Sarge, i got promoted :)), The Emperor (inside joke)

Age: 22

Gender: Male

PSN Username: InvaderRevan

Hometown/Residence: Chicago,IL

Current Gaming Interests: Modern Warfare 2, Bioshock 2, MAG, Alien vs Predator (don't listen to GI, its an awesome game and very brutal)

Favorite Bands: Metallica (new and old), Dethklok (saw them live, AMAZING), Muse, Rammstein

Favorite Manga/Anime: Bleach (FTW), Naruto, Hellsing (the one that started it all for me), Black Lagoon, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fairy Tail, Afro Samurai

Favorite Characters (manga/anime/cartoon): Ulquoirra Cifer, Zim, Viral, Tensa Zangetsu (spirt form) Major Shane Caxton (it's like seeing a me in a different universe) ,Coyote Starrk, Sōsuke Aizen, Byakuya Kuchiki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Naruto Uzumaki, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Nagato/Pain, Itachi Uchiha, Madara Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Tia Harribel, Hibari Kyoya, Lotton "the Wizard", Minato Namikaze, Spike Spiegel, Alucard, Natsu Dragonil, L, Justice, Afro

Favorite Characters (video games): Albert Wesker, Vladimir Makarov, Solid Snake, Raidan (MGS4/MGS:R), Cipher aka: Demon Lord of the Round Table (ACZ:BW), Big Boss, John "Soap" MacTavish, Nathan Drake, Nathan Hale, Galen Marek aka: Starkiller, Revan, War (Darksiders), Delta (Bioshock 2 protagonist), Gordan Freeman, Adrian Shephard (HL Opposing Force), Haggard from BF: Bad Company 1 & 2 (he singlehandedly invades a neutral country, hilarious), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), William "Bill" Overbeck (L4D) (RIP), Nick (L4D2)

Favorite Quotes (from games and other sources):

"Warriors are born from loyalty, love of neighbor and country, and a desire to protect and safeguard. Their actions are precise, principled, determined and committed to act selflessly for the benefit of others. For those men who make every sacrifice to become what they are. For Honor. For Country. For Brother. To our brothers, past and present - This is a dedication to America’s servicemen. A dedication to the debt we owe to Warriors lost and to all of our military forces who continue to defend freedom around the world. Men and women who have honorably served throughout our nation’s history – who stood and continue to stand fast in the face of a determined enemy and defeat them with unwavering discipline. Most Americans do not know what our Special Operations Forces community experience. They do not know what these Warriors endure in combat, nor do they understand the selflessness and love of the brothers beside them. Men within this community bring the fight to the enemy, engage aggressively and stand their ground. Born unto a different cloth, these men could have chosen a life of prosperity and chased every opportunity afforded by our great nation. Giving life as they live it, they chose to leave these pursuits behind and devote themselves instead to a higher calling, living with indomitable purpose, by simple truths – Brotherhood. Honor. Sacrifice. Words molded into their character, exemplified by their actions. It is their final hour we celebrate – our fallen brothers who shine a light on the greatest attributes of dedicated men. With their sacrifice, legends are born and will live as examples to inspire the heroes that will lead our nation to victory in the years ahead; making our founding fathers proud and acting as a promise to America’s next generation. This is to our fallen brothers. You will be honored in our community’s history as the greatest heroes. As men who shouldered our nation’s burdens, you will remain as beacons for our heroic ideals. Taught to be proud and unbending in failure and humble in success, there are no greater examples for which this nation stands for and of which this nation is built from – the ideal of service to country and others. To our community and all who wear the uniform – Thank you for your service to the nation. And, to those in this hour who are in the fight and keep our enemies awake at night." (Medal of Honor, 2010)

"I saw my death in my dreams many times, but I didn't die. I was better than my fears. Better than my nightmares, but to find out, I had to face them all. I had to get through the worst, to prove i was the best. That was my reality." - Colonel William Bishop (Ace Combat: Assulut Horizon)

"When the time comes to protect those who are truly important to you, you will have a power that fears nothing, not even a curse." - Reborn (Katekyo Hitman Reborn) (DAMN RIGHT)

"In order to do good, you may have to engage in evil."- Robert McNamara

"I don't know if you've ever let someone down, got your ass kicked or straight up failed. But those are the moments that define us. They push you further than you've ever thought possible, and force you to make choices. No matter what the cost." - Cole MacGrath (inFamous 2)

"I'm like a P-51. Fast, hard-hitting, and anyone that messes with my friends end up on the ground." - Me

"I ain't such a saint that I can promise to risk my life for strangers. Neither am I scum enough to sit quietly by while people are getting hurt before my eyes." - Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) (Describes me pretty well too)

"I'm not superman, so I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect a mountain-load of people." - Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

"One. Destroy the enemy's hope for victory. Two. Use everything to your advantage. Three. Use your enemy's weakness. Four. Attack from an unexpected side." - Vladimir Makarov. tactics given in each teaser trailer

"It doesn't take the most powerful nations on Earth to create the next global conflict. Just the will of a single man"— Vladimir Makarov Modern Warfare 3 world reveal trailer

"I'm crazy." "Why did you say that?" "It's so if I finally snap, at least I gave you fair warning ahead of time." - Me and my friends

"Now then...You can all see the the state I'm in. Who will be remember forever as the one who took my life? The chimeras? The foreigner? Mustang's loyal dog? Or perhaps...all of you want your shot at immortality?" - King Bradley/Wrath (Full Metal Alchemist)

"A battle to the death between two nameless warriors. I like it." - King Bradley/Wrath (Full Metal Alchemist)

"Sweet jumpin' chili bean!" - Zim (Invader Zim) GREATEST CARTOON EVER!!!

"I have never seen so much blood at a wedding. Awesome." - William Murderface (Metalocalypse)

"Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else." - Jim Carrey (AV:PD)

"Jamie wants big boom." - Jamie Hyneman (MythBusters) (BEST SHOW EVER!)

"Quack, damn you!" - Jamie Hyneman (MythBusters)

"Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!" - Adam Savage (MythBusters)

"Holy crap…run!" - Grant (MythBusters)

"Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle!" - Adam Savage (MythBusters)

"We make war that we may live in peace" - Aristotle

"Failure is always an option on Mythbusters." - Kari (MythBusters)

"I wonder if it remembers me." - Steve Zissou (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)

"Remember Kids, I have health insurance!" - Adam Savage (MythBusters)

"Los flores de los muertos! (The flowers of the dead)" - Adam Savage (MythBusters)

"Am I missing..an eyebrow?" - Adam Savage (MythBusters)

"The M1 rifle is the finest battle implement ever devised." - General George S. Patton (so true, so true)

"[pushing Adam into the quicksand] Drown, you bastard!" - Jamie Hyneman (MythBusters)

"(points to the .30-06 bullet) This kills you… (points to the .50 bullet) this kills you and everyone else in the room." - Adam Savage (MythBusters)

Tory: Frank, why are you standing so far away?

Frank Doyle: Because I wanna continue to live.

Tory: So then the next question is, why am I standing so close? - (MythBusters)

"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating." - Adam Savage (MythBusters)

"From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered, We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he to-day that sheds his blood with me,Shall be my brother"- Henry the V (Henry the V)

"War is my home." - The Jackel (Far Cry 2)

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer." - General George S. Patton

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." - General George S. Patton

"There's only one proper way for a professional soldier to die: the last bullet of the last battle of the last war." - General George S. Patton

"I'm a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight."- General George S. Patton

"I can imagine the scene… [mimicking Jamie] Why, thank you, father…" - Adam Savage

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I sure as hell won't." - General George S. Patton

"You are never beaten until you admit it" - General George S. Patton

"That made it all worthwhile!" - Grant (MythBusters)

"SHUT UP! I'm on the phone here!" - Satan (ATHF)

"The spirit of the warrior, will always be with you..." - The Sorrow (MGS3:SE)

"I am the perfect soldier. Where I exist, there are no other soldiers." - Null a.k.a Gray Fox (MGS:PO)

"You're pretty good." - Major Ocelot (MGS3:SE)

"This is the first time I've ever used my power to help someone. It's strange... it feels... kind of... nice." - Psycho Mantis (MGS)

"I am lightning...The rain Transformed" - Raiden (MGS4:GOP)

"When death is entreated, the battle is decided!" - Liquid Snake (MGS:TTS)

"The nightmares? They never go away, Snake. Once you've been on the battlefield, tasted the exhilaration, the tension... it all becomes part of you. Once you've awakened the warrior within... it never sleeps again. You crave ever bigger tensions, ever bigger thrills. As a mercenary, I'd think you would have realized that by now. You care nothing for power, or money, or even sex. The only thing that satisfies your cravings... is WAR! All I've done is give you a place for it. I've given you a reason to live." - Big Boss (MG2:SS)

Let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return-Admiral Terrance Hood

(Knight path) "I've heard stories about you. That pride's gonna kill you, you know." - Larry "Pixy" Foulke (Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War)

(Knight path) "Every time I flew with him, his skill stood out. He was unstoppable...He was cool-headed and proud. A combat professional. Demon Lord fit him perfectly. Maybe the man was blessed by the goddess of war..." - Larry "Pixy" Foulke (Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War)

(Knight Path) "There's only one way, buddy. You gotta fight for what you believe in." - Larry "Pixy" Foulke (Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War)

"Eclipsing power is, at times, not only the instrument of demons, but also of gods." - Huckebein the Raven (Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War)

"Enclose, Murciélago." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach) (Hearing this line filled me with joy and fear the good kind)

"Do not not break your stance, stretch out your awareness and do not let your guard down for even a second." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach) (I LOVE THIS LINE. It's exactly how i fight.)

"...A wise decision... if you hadn't done that your head would be at my feet right now." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"So, have you found a reason to fight me?" - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"How unfortunate." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"Why won't you let go of your sword? You have witnessed the great difference in our power yet you still think you can defeat me?" - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?" - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"The fact that you only have two escorts is a bit anticlimactic, but having those annoying walls fixed in place suits me just fine, since rushing a conversation isn't really in my nature." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"Do not ask any questions. Do not say anything. You have no rights. What you hold in your hand is the rope to the guillotine above your friends necks. Nothing more. Understand, girl. This is not a negotiation, it's an order." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"What would you have me say? 'Don't worry, I'm sure he's still alive'? Ridiculous. I am not here to comfort you. I don't understand why are you so fixated on life and death? At any rate, your friends will soon be annihilated. So what if that's one step closer? They should have seen this coming from the start. If they couldn't see it coming, the fault lies in their own foolishness. Laughing them off as a group of idiots would be sufficient. Why can't you do that? If it were me, and my friends entered Hueco Mundo without first gauging their strength, I'd be infuriated by their stupidity." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"There is no meaning in our world. There is no meaning in us, the ones that live in it. Then it is meaningless, for us, who are equally meaningless, to conceive the world in our thoughts, despite knowing that there is no meaning to be found" - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"I envy because of the heart. I glutton because of the heart. I covet because of the heart. I am prideful because of the heart. I sloth because of the heart. I rage because of the heart. Because of the heart. I lust for everything about you." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"It seems that I was overestimating you. Your progress failed to meet my expectations. This is as far as you go." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"If you can still move with your body like that leave Las Noches at once. If you cannot, then die in that spot. Your journey ends here shinigami." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"Even if you rise up a thousand times, there will be no victory for any of you." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"I see. This. Yes. This thing in my hand is the heart? - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"If you do not know it, then I shall enlighten you. This is the form of true despair." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"No matter how similar your appearance and techniques may be to those of an Arrancar their power is as far apart as heaven and earth. When a Shinigami or Human wishes to gain power, imitating Hollows is an appropriate course of action. However, because they are imitating, Humans will never be equal to Hollows." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"You are a fool Kurosaki Ichigo. You challenge an opponent whose strength terrifies you and think that you can win. It is beyond my comprehension. If it is due to what you Humans call a 'heart', it is because of that heart that you suffer injuries and it is because of that heart that you will lose your life." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"Kill me. Quickly. I no longer have the strength to walk. If you do not cut me down now, then this fight will remain forever unsettled." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"...I see. No mercy? How very Hollow like. I don't mind, I have lost to you. I no longer have any meaning. DO IT." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"--tch... frustrating... to the very last... and here I was... finally starting to take an interest in all of you... do I frighten you? Girl?" - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"I see." - Ulquiorra Cifer (Bleach)

"Amidst the eternal waves of time. From a ripple of change shall the storm rise. Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon, Behold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath. The demon soars through dark skies, Fear and death trail in its shadow beneath. Until men united wield a hallowed sabre, In final reckoning, the beast is slain. As the demon sleeps man turns on man, His blood and madness soon cover the earth. From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz, Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light. Loading quotes (Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War)

"Nulla é Reale, tutto é lecito. Requiescat in pace." (English: Nothing is true , everything is permitted. Rest in peace) - Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Assassin's Creed 2)

"I am neither enemy nor friend. I am back from a world where such words are meaningless." - Grey Fox (MGS)

"It is nothing so trivial as revenge. A fight to the death with you. Only in that can my soul find respite. I will kill you or you will kill me... it makes no difference." - Grey Fox (MGS)

"Thank you, for teaching me the joy of the revolver." - Major Ocelot

"Who I am is not important—my message is." - Revan

"Savior, conqueror, hero, villain. You are all things, Revan… and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone." ― Darth Malak, on Revan

"S Naim Bog." Trans. "God is with us." - Vladimir Makarov (MW2)

"If you fight, I will fight back." - Vladimir Makarov (MW2)

"Remember, no Russian." - Vladimir Makarov (MW2)

"The world has been your battlefield. Everywhere you go, the blood of brothers and sons screams out against you. Perhaps you cannot yet hear it... because the soil is not your own. But you will... you will." - Vladimir Makarov (MW2)

"You may be able to destroy me...but the beast will eventually come for you..." - Vladimir Makarov (MW2)

"Revenge is like a ghost... it takes over ever man it touches... its thirst cannot be quenched... until the last man standing has fallen." - Vladimir Makarov (MW2)

"The world's men of action...will look in wonder...how it came to this..." - Vladimir Makarov (MW2)

"Sandvich!!" - Heavy (TF2)

"You are dead, not big surprise." - Heavy (TF2)

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him." - Capitan Price (MW2)

"This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die." - Capitan Price (MW2)

"Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force! You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world. Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely. But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory! I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking." - Supreme Commander Dwight D. Eisenhower's famous pre-D-Day message to the troops

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10000 kicks once, but the man who has practiced one kick 10000 times" Bruce Lee

"Don't think, feel." -Bruce Lee

"There's no 'I' in 'team.' " "Yeah. And there's no 'you' either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and your not on the team, nobodies on the God damn team. The team sucks." Church and Grif (Red vs. Blue)

"And my army of brothers went over the hilltops, drenched in blood we may be... but fighting is all left to me... Together with my army of brothers... down we fall... darkness in all... through hell!" - translated lyrics for the song played in the "We are ODST" live-action short (Halo:ODST)

"We cheat Death from his rightful victory. No one can defeat us we are glad to plunge feet first into Annwn in the knowledge that we will rise." - alternate translation of the lyrics for the song played in the "We are ODST" live-action short (Halo:ODST)

"So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs:The Movie)

"Seen those movies where they say 'Make my day' or I'm your worse nightmare,' well listen to this one 'rubber baby buggy bumpers.' " - Arnold Schwarzenegger (not sure what movie)

"Put that cookie down. NOW!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger - (Jingle All the Way)

"I like blueberry pancakes. They're manly." - Bruce Willis (he actually said this off set)

"Yippee kai yay, motherfucker" - John McClane/Bruce Willis (Die Hard movies)

"That's a Home Boy. But be careful, that houses the souls of TWO FOULMOUTHED REDNECKS!!" - Dr. Orpheus (The Venture Bros.)

"Let's go!""I thought for sure you were gonna hit me with "lock and load." "The night is still young!" - Brock Samson and Phantom Limb (The Venture Bros.)

"Oh yes, apart from 'Behold-the-Giant-Walking-Death-Ray' speech, the 'Welcome-To-Hell' speech is my favorite." - Phantom Limb (The Venture Bros.)

"What? I'm a supervillain." - Phantom Limb (The Venture Bros.)

"Ha ha ha, for a minute there I thought you were gonna do your killer hand thing.""So did I." - Brock Samson and Phantom Limb (The Venture Bros.)

"No-one retires from Phantom Limb's shit-list!" - Phantom Limb (The Venture Bros.)

"Hey Hank. Killed Hitler." - Brock Samson (The Venture Bros.) (Wish i did that)

"Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate." - Zangetsu (Bleach)

"Can you fight when up and down, left and right, front and back, and the direction you take damage from are all mixed up inside your head? No, you can't. Nobody can. The stronger you are the more used you are to combat, the more likely your body is to react only to what you see!!" - Shinji Hirako (Bleach)

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend! That should be a good enough reason to fight together." - Lisa Yadōmaru (Bleach)

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE..

Movie?: hmm... Jaws 1 and 2 only, all the JP's, District 9, Star Wars saga

TV show?: Family Guy, Scrubs (sad that its over), Invader Zim

Singer/Band?: Metallica, Dethklok, Muse, The Fray (one song hits home)

Song?: The Thing That Should Not Be, How to Save a Life

Actor/Actress?: none

Food?: Pasta, roast beef sandwich, extra cheese

Number?: 4,1,6,3

Soapy?: none

Cartoon character?: Zim

Colour?: emerald green and electric blue

Sport?: Swimming

Quote?: "When the time comes to protect those who are truly important to you, you will have a power that fears nothing, not even a curse." - Reborn (Katekyo Hitman Reborn)

Memory?: finding out about my great-grandfather (changed my life)

Dream?: none i can remember

Place to relax?: anywhere i can either read, write, or game

Hero?: my great-grandpa (i never met him, but, he influenced my life in such a big way)

Book?: Harry Potter series, Meg series, Band of Brothers

Drink?: Pepsi

WOULD YOU PREFER...

Music or TV?: TV

Guys or girls?: friends= both, dateing=girls

Green or blue?: green

Pink or purple?: Purple

Summer or winter?: summer

Night or day?: Night

Dopey or funny?: funny

Diamond or pearl?: diamond (pretty pretty shiny shiny)

Sunset or sunrise?: Sunset

Funny or scary movies?: Funny

On the phone or in person?: in person

Hugs or kisses?: Hugs!

Rich or famous?: rich (lambo for me)

McDonalds or KFC?: kfc

Single or group dates?: single

Chocolate or vanilla?: CHOCOLATE!

Cappaccino or coffee?: none. tea!

RELATIONSHIPS

Who is the nicest person you know?: my grandma on dads side

Who is the funniest person you know?: my friends (no one is funniest)

Who is the loudest person you know?: MOM!!!

Who is the weirdest person you know?: myself

Who is the hottest person you know?: don't take this the wrong way, but my aunt (my moms younger sister) (she had FOUR classes {my own, plus three grades above} asking me questions about her...really creepy)

Who is the all-around person you know?: all my buddies

Who are the four people you are most open with?: my cousin (we're more brothers than cousins), my grandma on my dads side, and my two best guy friends

Are you/have you ever been in love?: I don’t know…maybe

If so, what was/is so special about them?: nothing yet

Do you think it is right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?: no

How far would you go on a first date?: kiss

Where would you want to go on your honeymoon?: hmm... not sure

Describe the type of person you would want to spend the rest of your life with: friendly, kind, nice, and will be with me til time stops and then some

When was the last time you talked to the person you like?: don't wanna say :)

What are the qualities you find most attractive in the opposite sex?: personality

MUSIC

What is the song you are listening to right now?: none

What is the next CD you are going to get?: the next dethalbum

Which song reflects you the most?: no one song can do me justice

If you were on Australian Idol, which song would you pick to sing and why?: none, won't do it

If you had your own band, what name would you give it?: none, can't sing or play

HAVE YOU EVER...

Met Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?: yes, as a child

Gone skinny dipping?: no

Danced in a public place?: no, can't dance or don't wanna

Smiled for no reason?: no. I smile when i find something to smile about.

Laughed so hard you cried and/or peed your pants?: till i couldn't breath actually

Written a song?: no

Made out in a movie theatre?: no

Lied when someone asked you "Do I look ok in this?": no

Lied to make someone happy?: Yes. mostly to my mom, and to my friends when i woop them in a FPS game. i prefer to be truthful for their sake, but, i'll be there with them the whole way

Threatened someone?: yea, I threaten my friends, jokingly. EXECPT for one thing: my german side (call me a nazi, watch what happens)

Been threatened by someone?: yes, never bothers me though

FINISH THE LINE

I am...: a soldier at heart

My heart is...: kinder than it seems.

If I were a...: soldier, i would defend my country and its people, even if they don't support me

I wish...: I meet my great-grandpa

So many people don't know that...: I exist.

If I could be anyone I would be...: a horseman of the Apocalypse (war) but protect the world instead of bringing its end

If I could change one thing about the world, it would be...: the genocide of innocent peoples

IF YOU HAD SUPERPOWERS WOULD YOU RATHER...

Control weather or read minds?: control the weather

Be good or evil?: i would say evil, but, i always end up saving everyone in the end

Be invisible or have super speed?: Invisible

Have super strength or flight?: super strenght (FALCON PUNCH!!!)

RANDOM

What was the last thing you cried about?: nothing

Are you happy?: sometimes

What is something you can't live without?: my soul

When was the last time you were depressed?: can't remember

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: at 21, yes. i just can't let my old bear go

Are you an alcoholic?: No. dad discouraged that by giving me some. nasty

Do you have any piercings?: nope

What are the last four digits of your phone number?: which one?

What is your weakness?: games, my friends, books/mangas

What is your greatest fear?: roller coasters

What makes you happy?: gaming with friends

What would be your perfect pizza?: cheese, keep it simple

What was the best advice given to you?: to quote my cousin "you lived your life up till now not caring what others say about you, unless it's something good. why should u give a damn what anyone says now?"

Have you got any special awards?: nope

What are your future goals?: not sure, but definitely a good husband and father

Do you have any enemies?: they know who they are

What are the three words you would use to describe yourself?: loyal, protective, caring

Describe your perfect life: a flawed life is a perfect life to me

If you had three wishes, what would they be?: 1.) to have any power or ability i want, to protect my friends. 2.) to . 3.) to be immortal, so i can never stop protect my friends

What is your most embarrassing moment?: no one stands out

What is your most overused phrase on MSN?: I don’t have one

What is your best physical feature?: my body itself, its alot tougher than it looks

What is your most missed memory?: my grandpa on dads side

Do you smoke?: NEVER!! it killed above mentioned grandpa

Do you sing?: yes when I’m listening to music or I remember a song (badly, expect for one)

Do you swear?: yeah

Have you ever been drunk?: no

How would you want to die?: weird thing is i seem to age really slow (im 21, but look 16) so it won't be for awhile, but when i do peacefully with those i care about near

What do you want to be when you grow up?: not sure anymore

What is your biggest regret?: never know my great-grandpa even though i could do anything about it

Are you shy: not as much as i used to be

Are you selfish?: yea bit

Are you spoiled?: maybe

Would you walk by an old lady carrying groceries?: depends. if im pressed for time on something important, yes, otherwise no

Do you get into arguments with people other than your siblings?: yep. nothing more to say

Do you believe in magic?: sure

Have you ever skipped classes?: heh yep, plenty

Was highschool your best or worst years?: better than grade school, but still not the best

What was the reason(s) for that?: new school, didn't make any friends till sophomore year, relentless torment for my hobbies (reading and gaming)

What was the last thing you ate?: bread

If you had a million dollars, what would you spend it on?: hmm... ill see what looks good

Where would you go if you had the chance to go anywhere in the world?: either Normandy, France (to pay my respects) or Italy (it where i come from).

Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?: depends on 1.) if im working and 2.) whats on

What do you have handy at your bedside?: books, ipod, knife, cleaning cloth for glasses

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what would you have with you?: a bow, some arrows, a sheet of clear plastic, a knife, twine, and plenty of flares

What is the most annoying TV commercial to you?: any not game related

What do you think about before you go to bed?: anything

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing he says is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's base discussing world domination

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Gaz (scary and a gamer)

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Zim (we would have fun)

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Keef

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: two actually "Germs/Dark Harvest"

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Zim

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Red (LASERS!)

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: punch Dib and laugh with Zim at his HUGE head

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Zim (i think he would love metal)

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: ZIm (we could just as easily get off the island as we did get stuck on it)

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: No thanks, try Gaz

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer:ZAGR. i smell evil coming

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: LASERS!! (purple gets shot in the eye again)

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: planning to rule the world with zim

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "VICTORY FOR ZIM!!"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: "Do not question me! I control your arms!" from "NanoZim"

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: meeting Zim for the first time

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: "And remember... Lasers" from "The Nightmare Begins"

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: "Why iiisss his head so big? Whyyy's his head so biiig?" from "Door to Door"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: "LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!!!" from "Room with a Moose"

What class of Predator (movie) are you ?

Hunter

You are closest match to a Yautja Hunter. You have been the victor of many hunts and have the respect of the others in your clan. You are also open to learning new things and seem keen to even further refine techniques and abilities. You are well on your way to becoming a famous Yautja Elder.

Your result for The Famous Jedi or Sith Test...

Obi-Wan Kenobi

You scored 75 wisdom, 45 aggression, 67 power, and 71 morality!

You are one of the wisest Jedi of them all, and have had a very eventful career full of failures and successes. You are a skilled fighter, having defeated many powerful opponents in your time. You are not overly aggressive, though. You are more reserved and collected. Your sense of morality is without question, and you are a model Jedi.

Take The Famous Jedi or Sith Test at HelloQuizzy

Your result for The Bleach Character Identity Test...

Ulquiorra Schiffer

A character driven by the ideals of Clarity and Duty.

You are motivated to get to the bottom of things and to do so your own way--no one gets to determine the terms of your actions--but you feel a responsibility to a person or cause that motivates your choice of goals to fulfill, even if you might go about them in unusual ways. Because of this, you resemble Ulquiorra Schiffer--a high-level Hollow of the "Espada" cluster that personally serves Sousuke Aizen, leader of the anti-Soul Society group. Ulquiorra uses his words carefully, whether to elicit a reaction or prevent one, and tends to view the world analytically--he doesn't understand emotions well, and views the world as being made up only of things that can be observed. In philosophy, this view is known as empiricism.

You present an odd case because you are split between wanting to do your own thing and needing to belong to a cause that gives you directions. It's good to be a part of something bigger than yourself, so if the cause is good, stay involved, but don't forget that you're still going to have to deal with life if the cause folds, so leave room for yourself to grow and do things so that you'll always be ready for changes that may occur in the future. Also, don't forget that others around you have different opinions on many things, and they might not make rational sense at first--but that doesn't make their opinions necessarily less valid. Don't reflexively ignore or counter someone's views straightaway--patience may earn you a new friend!

Ulquiorra was unique amongst the Espada in that he only rarely fought with his sword (often fighting with one hand in his pockets, in fact). However, for some time he did so while engaged in fighting Ichigo Kurosaki, during which time he also revealed his Resurrecion: Murciélago ("bat"). It uniquely had two stages of power, and it initially overpowered Ichigo tremendously. A surprising comeback then tilted the balance tremendously in Ichigo's favor, and Ulquiorra passed away, having finally grasped in his last moments what the heart truly was.

Ulquiorra's devotion to Aizen and his cause is absolute; he remains one of the most unquestioning of Aizen's corps and tends to perform his needed deeds with an austere dispatch. He is very talented at manipulating people through the use of their emotions--a strange thing for someone who virtually never shows signs of experiencing emotion himself.

Take The Bleach Character Identity Test at HelloQuizzy

Your result for The Bleach Character Identity Test...

Byakuya Kuchiki

A character striving to uphold the ideal of Order with a strong sense of Duty.

You demonstrate a desire to keep the peace and support the law, providing a high score in Order, while you do well to take orders from those in legitimate authority over you, or feel motivated by a sense of what you should be doing, indicating your high score in Duty. As a result, you most closely resemble Byakuya Kuchiki, captain of Squad 6 of the 13 Court Guard Squads. Byakuya is the adoptive older brother of Rukia Kuchiki, and head of the noble house of Kuchiki; as such, he feels an intense obligation to both the need to set an example as someone of his status, and to uphold the law and follow legitimate orders, even if he disagrees with them. He is extremely even-tempered, rarely smiling or showing other signs of emotion, though he does have a tendency to come across as egotistical, showing intense awareness of his mighty capabilities and no restraint in informing others of their lesser aptitudes.

You always want to do what's right and have no problems with those who have legitimate authority over you, but your unquestioning following of such ideals may make you seem cold or mechanical or others. Realize that not all things in life are so black-and-white, and you'll likely help people warm up to you.

Captain Kuchiki's Soul Cutter is named Senbonzakura, and in its initial release it dissolves into a myriad of leaf-like blades that twist and turn in the light to appear like a storm of cherry blossom petals. These can be directed through the air simply in concordance with his will, but if he pantomimes their movements with his hands, their speed increases. His final release, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi, dramatically increases the number of flying blades, and can be reformed into a variety of alternate attacks. Both attacks are difficult to defend against, particularly for the unprepared, though it has been demonstrated that wrapping his sword, such as with a strip of spiraling cloth, can prevent the blade fragments from scattering.

Take The Bleach Character Identity Test at HelloQuizzy

Your result for Naruto Personality test...

Itachi

The older of the Uchia clan members, Itachi is your buddy (Or so it seems).

Itachi, along with Orochimaru, is also considered a "bad guy". Itachi is responsible of killing off all the Uchia clan members but sparing Sasuke. He is much more powerful than Sasuke and he is the oldest of the two. Sasuke lost to him twice, but will Itachi be ready for another attempt or will Sasuke take him out, once and for all? Itachi also is part of Akatski organization.

Astrology sign: Gemini (If your born between May 21st to June 21st)

Pros ():

Posses Intelligence.
Has the strongest communication skills.
Can adapt to many situations and know what to do in them.

Cons (-):

Can get nervous at times (Gemini trait)
Speaks too general.
Likes to avoid sticky situations.

Take Naruto Personality test at HelloQuizzy

What Batman character are you?

Your Result: The Joker

You are Batmans arch nemisis Joker! You are a master criminal and the most feared villian in am. A incident involving a vatt of chemicals has caused you to look like a clown and have a permanent smile, and you are now insane.

RobinThe RidlerTwo FaceBatmanPoison IvyCatwomanThe PenguinWhat Batman character are you?
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what type of dragon am I

Your Result: light dragon

noble peace loving creatures not easly temted great freinds treat every thing equaly slightly gullable and always take care of others smaller and weaker than them

Forest Dragonfire dragonland dragondark dragonaqua dragonwhat type of dragon am I
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What Type of Soldier Would You Be?

Your Result: Special Ops

Special ops. You're sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don't come into contact with people. But every once in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. You're given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done. You are competent, resourceful, and resiliant.

SniperTank BattalionInfantryWhat Type of Soldier Would You Be?
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what fighter plane are you?

Your Result: F22 raptor

one of the awesomest planes ever, way stealthy, fast and agile. you kick ass if you ever have to get involved in a fight. in person, you probably like a fight every now and then, and are pretty fearless.

F35C lightning 2SU37 terminatorF15E strike eagleMIG 21 fishbedwhat fighter plane are you?
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What Kind of Soldier are You

Your Result: Navy SEAL

You like to be very stealthy by using silencers but as soon as you get to your objective, blow up as much as you can and leave unseen. You work with groups of 3-8. You like to use technology when you can but the lighter the load the better you are.

Advanced WarfighterInfantry SoldierScout/SniperMedicGrenadierHeavy Weapons ExpertWhat Kind of Soldier are You
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Which ancient soldier group do you belong in?

Your Result: Cowboy

You are the soldier of the west. A great gunman and able to get out of any situation quite easily. You rob stagecoaches and banks and ride on horseback through the desert. You will also often play games that could get you killed. However you are not always bad and often try to do what right.

NinjaSamauriPirateKnightWhich ancient soldier group do you belong in?
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Persona 4: Split Personalities by Kisdota-The Freak Gamer reviews
A retelling of some events from the game Persona 4, only this time the Persona's have a personality of their own. Read the first chapter to know what I'm talking about, it'll be funny. Some pairings in later chapter SoujixYukiko YosukexChie KanjixNaoto
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 397,532 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: 11/17/2009
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 294,666 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 12h ago - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Metal Gear Rising: Infinite by ptabs0101 reviews
Raiden was tasked to rescue some girl and bring her to New Zealand by a pair mysterious twins. It was a simple rescue mission. Nothing special about it. But things were never simple for the cyborg ninja as he finds himself in the floating city of Columbia. If that wasn't bad enough, he's also stuck in the year 1912. Not a Raiden/Elizabeth pairing.
Crossover - Metal Gear & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,846 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Raiden, Elizabeth
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 490,198 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 3,575 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Borderline Madness by Brawl499 reviews
A change around of Borderlands 1 in which the cast of the first and second games are working together. The Bl2 group will be going through the various dlc's for Borderlands 1 and eventually lead into Borderlands 2. Starts off right before Sledge's death in the main game. Also please review!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,595 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Maya, Krieg, Axton
Frozen Fox by Hakureisaiga reviews
Originally Snow Fox written by Kurama Kuchiki, what if Naruto had gained a bloodline, what will happen? NaruxHakuxHinaxTayuxYugitoxA maruxOC, no exceptions with the pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,668 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Shattering Existence by VFSNAKE reviews
This is the "What's in the Forbidden Scroll" challenge by Mr.WriterWriter. Naruto finds Aizen's sword in the Forbidden Scroll. How will this change things for him? The illusions of greatness the Leaf village has about itself are about to be...shattered!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,713 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Naruto U.
General Grievous' revenge by robar56 reviews
General Grievous didn't die in Episode 3. Instead the gruesome General is on the run from the empire and tries to get his power back. Story starts in episode 3 and continues till after Episode 6.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,776 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/12/2009 - General Grievous, Luke S.
Rise of the Immortal by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Orochimaru sealed off Kyuubi, he awakened a gift given to Naruto by someone that believed Naruto deserved it more then him. Naruto Harem and Badass Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 296,449 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Day Before Tomorrow by Daricio reviews
Aizen is taking over. The situation looks bleak. And Urahara Kisuke suddenly remembers a device that may save them all. Unfortunately, nothing ever goes exactly as planned... Ichigo-centric. Time Travel gone wrong. Chapter nine: Picking up the pieces.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,324 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Ichigo K.
Prayer of the Jinchūriki by notgonnasay09 reviews
Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Sucuubi King by King of the Fallen reviews
Up For Adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U.
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by Ban Moroichi reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,402 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
Fate Anew by Eothr Si'lan reviews
The Sword of Fate falls anew, and the lives of two intertwined souls hang in the balance. An AU to the canon, with leading lady Kuchiki Rukia replaced by the Captain of Squad 2, Soifon. IchixSoi. Rated M for Violence, Language, and Sexual Content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Heir to the Title of Big Boss by VFSNAKE reviews
Big Boss dies at the end of MSG4. After reconnecting with The Boss, he is called upon to train another to be his successor, but this time...the world he's in is not the one he knows, and neither is the student he is to train with the help of a few others.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,026 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reverse the Pendulum by adrien skywalker reviews
Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ichigo K.
Naruto's Change of Scenery by NeoKenshin reviews
Naruto's finally had it and wants to quit Team 7 and leave Konoha. However a pale eyed girl learns about his greatest hidden secret, and because of it, Naruto gets a new change of scenery in his life. Naruto's back and how will things change?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,049 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 5,959 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
While The Cats Away by Sideos reviews
Dib has the flu and therefore it falls to Gaz to save the earth from the alien menace, even if she really, really doesn't want too. However, she soon finds herself doing something even more unexpected. Making a friend. Will be ZAGR later.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,129 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Gaz, Zim
Operation ZAGR by Kioasakka reviews
Zim's mission to conquer Earth comes to a standstill when he becomes consumed by his affection for the Gaz-human. His new mission? Win her over. But Dib has a new plan in mind. ZAGR. Slightly AU.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Mira & Natsu's Secret by Yggdrasill Tales reviews
Happy accidentally lets out a secret about Natsu and Mirajane to the whole guild. Now we have a jealous Lisanna, an angry Elfman, a confuse Erza, and a soon to be dead Happy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Natsu D., Mirajane S. - Complete
Afro Samurai: Rising Justice by Volt Storm reviews
Just how did the Three-Armed Gunman become the man he did? Here is his story. See the man before the monster, with shattered friendships and lost souls. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE! :
Afro Samurai/アフロサムライ - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Justice
Hollow Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
Grimmjow and Tia died. The Shinigami King intervenes by placing them in Naruto's world to make up for the burden he helped create for Naruto. What will become of this? Read and find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,843 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Kiryu Lagann! by Shadow the Hellspawn reviews
The Global Defense Force constructs the Mech Kiryu to defend earth from monsters such as Godzilla, but when this new mech is somehow transported to the distant future, where humans battle the beastmen and the Spiral King, how will Kiryu's pilot get home?
Crossover - Godzilla & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - MechaGodzilla 3, Kamina
Her Heart In My Hand by NeonZangetsu reviews
If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there? Where will I see it, this heart of yours? If I cannot see it, then how can I find one of my own? How can I find a heart? UlquiorraxOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Life Within Death by King of Everything reviews
Ichigo dies at age 9 and becomes a Hollow, losing his heart and his family. As he grows up and becomes powerful, Aizen finds him and turns him into one of his Espada, but will his conscience allow him to follow his evil master? Pairings inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
NU: Null Fox by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, MGS Crossover, Smart/Powerful Naru, Naru/Olga. He was the last of his Clan, the Legacy of the COBRA Unit, the last Remnant of FOXHOUND, he was Uzumaki Naruto, he was codenamed both The Void and Null-Fox... he was many things... and this is his story.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 274,589 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Modern Warfare 3: Makarov by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
Devastation. Revenge. Investigations. With a new found goal and an undying will to achieve it, Vladimir Makarov will overcome anything in order to complete it. This is his continued story, and his trials and tribulations after Modern Warfare 2.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 111,537 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Vladimir Makarov
An affair for two please by IloveZimandNny16 reviews
Ok all I can say now is that Zim doesn't cheat on Gaz. Nor does Gaz cheat on Zim! They're having an affair with each other! It will all makes sence once you read this! ZaGr mainly, and some hints of GaMr.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Zim, Gaz
What happened in there? by IloveZimandNny16 reviews
Oh noes! Zim, Gaz and half of the kids at their skool have been arested! But what will happen between Zim and Gaz in there? How will it effect them when they're relesed? Dib won't know. Will you? ZaGr.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Ten Things About the Vongola Family by Morte Lise reviews
...That they'd never tell anyone about themselves on pain of death. Because God forbid people start getting the impression that they're all CRAZY or something...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010
Naruto, rebirth of a god by darkvizardking69 reviews
Naruto never believed in fate, yet his was changed the night he stole the forbidden scroll. Armed with the weapons of his ancestor, he will be more then a mere ninja, he will become the new GOD OF WAR. Naruxharem, will be Sakura bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & God of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,965 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Naruto U.
A True Hero by PwnedByPineapple reviews
There's only one person in the world who can put up with Excalibur. Maybe that's because Excalibur can barely put up with him. Crack.
Crossover - Psych & Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Shawn S., Excalibur - Complete
The Pen by HistoryNut387 reviews
Delta is unable to speak, yet has so much on his mind. What is he to do? With the finding of a pen and a blank book, Delta now has that power to release his mind. As it's said, "The pen is mightier then the sword". Let's see how he uses that phrase.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,701 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Delta
Legend of the Blond Aburame by shinonigga reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Zim looks for batteries! by Familiar47 reviews
When Zim's PAK is stolen, he has to rely on an Emergency PAK. Problem: It constantly needs to charge! If you watched Crank or Crank 2 you'll see the similarities. One-shot! Please note this was made in a rush, so expect grammar mistakes I'll fix later.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Betrayal by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Naruto has it. He is the Hokage! But when he fonds a hidden book left by the Third, he finds a terrible secret that will rock him to the core. Rated M for certein things in the future. NarutoXHinata maybe other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,361 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Panther King of the Shinigami by Sabaku no Kyuubi reviews
What if Grimmjow had died after his 3rd fight with Ichigo? What if his zanpakutou had picked Ichigo as it's new owner? IchiHarem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 180,946 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Aftermath by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Breen is dead, City 17 is in ruins, the Citadel is collapsing, but the Combine is still powerful, and determined to survive. Then a scientist is found in the wreckage, and once again, everything changes.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,470 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Gordon F., Alyx V. - Complete
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Blind Ninja by Skelo reviews
Naruto finds the sword of Tosen from Bleach; but the price the sword asks is high. Afterall, what can a blind ninja accomplish? harem paring Naruto/lots of girls lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Temptation by GoonMoon reviews
He hated her, simple as that. She was related to Dib aswell. Another reason to hate her. But why oh why did he fancy her. Her cold eyes, her brilliant purple hair. What makes her so damn interesting? First story. If it's crap I apologize. Enjoy. xx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Cover by Draco38 reviews
Rock has learned a new skill. One shot.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Obligations by narratekate reviews
He left me to fend for myself and now his arch rival has taken me in. Oh the irony.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Turkey Trot by ryokablade reviews
Soul Society is celebrating Thanksgiving for the first time. You gotta cook the turkey, you gotta stuff the turkey, but first, you gotta CATCH the turkey! One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Purgatory by Sideos reviews
Zim has been turned into a human. Now he must rebuild his life from the ground up. But does having a human body, give him a human spirit? Only time will tell, and they do say time heals all wounds no matter how deep they may be. Eventual ZAGR. No OCs.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
Modern Warfare 2: Ramirez by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
Honor. Duty. Family. Country. In a world at war, James Ramirez isn't just fighting for his country. This is his story, and his baptism of fire during the events of Modern Warfare 2.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - J. Ramirez
Petals & Thorns by shinonigga reviews
Tired with the way things were going in his life Naruto flees the village but he isn't alone when he returns. Watch as Naruto, Haku, and Kimimaro search for their purpose in life. Plant Manipulation Naruto NaruHina AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,483 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Treason by NeonZangetsu reviews
They've taken everything from me. Everything! I've lost everything, and now so will they! If its a war they want, then its a war they'll get! Dark Ichigo. Pairing undecided, but my last new story for awhile.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,016 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Ichigo K.
The diary journal of Ulquiorra Cifer by lamekirby reviews
We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ulquiorra
Rumors of a Shadow Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
There are rumors of a man known as the Shadow Fox. Konoha wants him, but does he want to be with Konoha? And if so...how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Katekyo Naruto Reborn by Eien no Mangekyou Sharingan reviews
Discontinued
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Half Life: Two Man War by Senatvs Popvlvsqve Romanvs reviews
At the same time Gordon was awakened by the G-Man, USMC Corporal Adrian Shephard was awakened. After putting aside their differences, they team together with Alyx and lead the rebellion against the Combine.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009
Pitiful Human Emotions by LaFlorDelMar reviews
Finished! Zim and Gaz discover the meaning of 'growing pains.' Zim and Dib friendship, slight Zim and Gaz romance. Rated 'T' for language. Disclaimer goes here: Don't own characters, don't sue. Reviews and constructive criticism are welcome.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,113 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Victory for Zim! by Lord Moldybutt reviews
Eight years after the events of "The Most Horrible Xmas Ever," Zim is forced to enact his most evil scheme yet: getting TALLER! Will he finally destroy Dib and conquer Earth? Or will his new feelings for Dib's sister complicate the mission? A ZAGR piece.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,004 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Welcome to City 17 by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 160,384 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Gordon F., Alyx V. - Complete
Star Wars: Family Reunited by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,042 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Kyuubi Predator by VFSNAKE reviews
No real summary. Title says it all. Naruto become a Predator, but that's all I will say.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,877 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Modern Warfare 2: Makarov by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
Conspiracies. Betrayal. Revenge. With a personal Vendetta against the world, Vladimir Makarov has only one path before him. This is his story, and his trials and tribulations during the events of Modern Warfare 2.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 134,256 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Vladimir Makarov - Complete
Ichigo The Ladies Man by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Who knew that one cup of coffee would spark a want that many of the woman in Ichigo's life craved for?the author.That's who. IchigoXharem BEING RECONSTRUCTED ON HOLD!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ichigo K.
Blindsight by Methinks reviews
When Tsunade had asked him what he was going to do on his vacation he'd just smiled. But of all the things he might have said, caring for a crippled redhead sure as hell wasn't one of them. Isn't it funny the way life works out sometimes? Naruto/Tayuya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,541 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Backlash by NeonZangetsu reviews
What point is there in clinging to your sanity when it only slips through your hands? What good will rationale do when it only causes you pain? This is a story of pain. The pain of losing everything held dear. The pain of love & hate. Bleach x-over harem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Laying The Foundations by silentshark reviews
A back-story for Makarov, explaining what he was up to pre-Zakhaev and showing that appearances may be deceptive.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Vladimir Makarov - Complete
The Guns of Karakura by jazzpha reviews
AU. Ichigo Kurosaki rides into Karakura, looking for a few days of rest from his search for his missing sisters and the men that took them from him. He winds up getting a lot more than he bargained for. IchiRuki, other pairings. Collab w/ JasoTheArtisan.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,645 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Disappear With the Wind by Kalashnikov2092 reviews
This is the life of Uzumaki Naruto after he succeeded in retrieving Uchiha Sasuke. As he moves on as a brand new shinobi, he must deal with the repercussions of the mission. To the day that he dies. NO PAIRING! EVER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U.
Flawless by Just Another Soul reviews
As a slender finger traced down the side of his face, she admired his features... and was tempted to taint them. A one-shot Sawyer and Rotton centric.
Black Lagoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sawyer, Rotton - Complete
Those that Spit at Heaven: Souji's Story by The Real Nowhere-Man reviews
A novelization of Persona 4 set in the universe of my up-and-coming fic, "Those that Spit at Heaven".
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Soji S.
Team 4 Dead by FEARFAN reviews
When the Team Fortress 2 guys accidentally get caught trapped in a city when the infection hits, they must do what it takes to reach Mercy Hospital and escape. An alternate take for Left 4 Dead's "No Mercy" Campaign.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Kakashi's Secret Mission by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Kakashi is sent to defeat the ultimate evil. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kakashi H.
Naruto of the Zaraki by Mecha Greed reviews
Kenpachi Zaraki dies fighting the espada and meeting the false shinigami who takes him to another world. The captain of 11th is stucked to the body of non other then Uzumaki Naruto himself! BLEACH/NARUTO crossover ADOPTED from Actionliker
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,869 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
I Am Your Slave by EvaXephon reviews
An alternate version of the events of SC3 and SC4 with twists to the story and characters. Final Chapter: 60. This story is now complete! I hope you enjoyed it!
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 350,223 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Siegfried, Tira - Complete
Ghillies On The Crapper by Masterciefpwnsall reviews
Liutenant Price and Captain MacMillian are waiting for Zakhaev, when Price starts to feel he needs to take a dump. Strange Things ensue.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Half Life 2: Shephard's Epic by BlindAcquiescence reviews
Memory restored, Adrian Shephard sets out to bring the Combine to their knees and free Earth from their occupation.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,645 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2006
Grievous: Aside the Empire by Shebby reviews
ON HIATUS: Grievous is back from Utapau and Luke Skywalker has found his trashed body. What happens? That's why you're supposed to read it...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - General Grievous, Luke S.
Meet the Nin by Mercsenary reviews
One-shot. Something that popped into my head. Not the greatest one-shot though. Just something I wanted to get out. Intruder Alert. Konoha Nin in Sound base. Protect Sasuke.
Crossover - Naruto & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5782 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Maybe He Knows What It's Like by sheikgohanfreak reviews
Gaz is going through tough times with no one there for her, but can she discover someone who's in the same circumstance? ZAGR!, but don't worry, there is plenty of Dib! Better explenations inside !CHAPTER 19 UP! I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Gaz, Zim
The Revenge Of The Freeman by Roxius reviews
The war is over, but Gordon Freeman is still bossed around as usual...but now he plans to get revenge. Tell me if I should continue! Contains major character deaths and insane emotionless mutes. COMPLETE!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
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