Spider01
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Joined 03-10-10, id: 2285130
Author has written 5 stories for Metalocalypse, and Batman the Animated Series.
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I Hear Those Voices That Will Not Be Drowned : The Cold Song Series by eldritchhorrors reviews
Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,607 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
With That Smile on Your MurderFace by knockoutmouse reviews
Sequel to "Thrill of the Chase." Nathan tries to make up for his previous encounters with Murderface. Murderface reciprocates.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - W. Murderface, Nathan E. - Complete
Pieces Of Gold by No Time To Cry reviews
Out of a fear that their band, their family, will reject them now they keep it hidden. But when a simple mistake is made, a single wave of the hand, and Nathan finds out what the two really did in California...It all comes crashing down.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Pickles, W. Murderface - Complete
Behind The Words by No Time To Cry reviews
Every person has a story attached to a certain word. Sometimes they're simple, a lot of the time they aren't. Here, these stories will be put down on paper for all to read. A look into the mind of William Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - W. Murderface - Complete
Words Of Music by No Time To Cry reviews
It starts with a single word, a single note, and it spirals into a story that is heard all across the world. When a simple action, one taken for furthering the band and nothing else, turns out to be so much more - how will the tale truly end?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Pickles, W. Murderface - Complete
One Heart Walking by sorion reviews
He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forgive Me by BradenIsMyMonkey reviews
Everything Toki ever cared about or loved ended up dying. It first started when he was a young boy, but he never really noticed anything was wrong until he joined Dethklok.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Teddybear by knockoutmouse reviews
Toki is having a bad day, as is everyone else in Mordhaus. He gets depressed. Skwisgaar comforts him. Oneshot. Angst in a sorta fluffy way. No real sex involved. T for language.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Thrill of the Chase by knockoutmouse reviews
The band's at a party, and Murderface meets a girl, but it ends quickly and badly. Nathan steps in to comfort him, sort of. MF/OC briefly and MF/N. Rated M for sex, profanity, and self-harm. Contains het and slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - W. Murderface, Nathan E. - Complete
Or Perhaps the Decree of Fate by korr reviews
Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Slave to the Grind by gossamernomore reviews
Ongoing collection of Preklok, Earlyklok, and Flashback fics. Rated Mature overall, but each story will include its own warnings. Most pairings are Skwisgaar x Toki and/or Charles/Pickles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
All for the Best by miss-cold reviews
It was all for the best - he tried to convince himself as Megamind stared up at him, eyes wide, confused and hurt. slight one sided MMxMM
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Metro Man, Megamind - Complete
Kids Who Pull the Wings Off Flies by An Cailin Rua reviews
"How is it that you're not afraid of him? After all you've been through?" Roxanne isn't exceptionally brave or strong; she just knows his type, and she's not intimidated anymore. Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Bass of Cakes by MintyPlant reviews
Murderface decides to take up a new hobby.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - W. Murderface, Jean-Pierre - Complete
Flight by MintyPlant reviews
Drabble, set during Dethrecord. Skwisgaar has a secret.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Waking Nightmares by MintyPlant reviews
When Nathan plagiarizes lyrics from a book of necromancy again, Dethklok gets stuck in each other's nightmares.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Bloodlines by Larien Mithrandir reviews
A collection of one-shots about the boys' pasts, their thoughts on life, and random happenings around Mordhaus. Rated M for language, alcohol consumption, drug abuse, and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009
The Yente Complex by afullmargin reviews
Raj enlists the help of an online yente to help win Howard's affections; unfortunately he doesn't know who this IMYente is. Slash, rated M for sex
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Blame it on the alcohol by lacking efficiency reviews
Murderface/Pickles slash. Guys drunk kiss each other all the time, don't they?
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2010 - W. Murderface, Pickles - Complete
Solace by Snorkes Jaunkundze reviews
-You know, that the band and I... we will do everything to...- The words "keep you alive" stuck in his throat, and he fell silent. Pickles is dying, Charles tries to comfort him. Please R&R.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Get Well Soon You Big Baby by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
Skwisgaar comes down with a bad case of man 'flu; Toki's a creeper, but his heart's in the right place.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
5 short drabbles by anarane-saralonde reviews
5 mini stories inspired by random play songs on my mp3 player. Involves most of the band.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Breaking the Rule by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Some rules are meant to be broken, and some just need to be.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Pickles, Toki W. - Complete
Fire by Laura Schiller reviews
Quark's thoughts as he watches over a seriously injured Nog during the Siege of AR-558.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Quark, Nog - Complete
Shelter by Larien Mithrandir reviews
A soft, tender moment between Charles and Pickles, after Charles returns to Mordhaus. Sister piece to "Irish Eyes". Rated M for sexual activity. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Possible Could Have Been Past by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Rimmer/Lister - Explicit - Based on the Spring Kink prompt "Sexual frustration - I've been alone for 3 million years, pre-hard hologram." Dirty talk.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Quality of Mercy by Laura Schiller reviews
Jake gets the Ferengi perspective on Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice".
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jake S., Nog - Complete
The Things You Don't Say by QueensJenn reviews
Murderface doesn't talk about his past. Ever.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - W. Murderface
Deductions by romanticidiot reviews
Holmes/Watson. One shot. Mary makes some Holmes-esque deductions of her own.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Body Heat by Lady Midath reviews
The boys need to conserve body heat and thngs happen.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Nathan E., W. Murderface - Complete
Irish Eyes by Larien Mithrandir reviews
Drabble. Charles muses about his favorite feature of Pickles. Fluff, really. Rated T for a hint of sex. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
Burzum's Boy by Citizenjess reviews
Nathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
The Journey of a Thousand Miles by invisible pawprint reviews
The long standing friendship between Raj and Howard might just lead to something more. Chapter 4 now up. Thanks for the reviews!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
What Makes You Happy by gossamernomore reviews
T/MF. Yeah, you read it right. People request strange things. Anyway, I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/18/2009 - W. Murderface, Toki W.
The Way to Toki's Heart by gossamernomore reviews
S/T. This is so disgustingly fluffy and sappy that you'll probably have to go to the dentist after you read it. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
WeekendKlok by madwriter223 reviews
A Knubbler Fic The journey towards work is never as... interruption-filled as one during the weekend in Mordhaus. Pure Humor and Silliness. There may be some mistakes, ignore them.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
Something Not Right by madwriter223 reviews
Rats are believed to be wise creatures, able to sense when something is wrong. And Steve McQueen is no exception. Mention of Suicide, hence the rating
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - G. House - Complete
The Ersatz Experiment by irene86 reviews
Raj wasn’t too sure when the change had taken place. But there had been a change and it unnerved him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
A Rough Night by Trumpeteer34 reviews
Does the Ventriloquist enjoy insanity, or does he really suffer from it?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ventriloquist - Complete
Prequel to Arkham Asylum by Trumpeteer34 reviews
*The story behind my very first fanfic* Arnold Wesker aka the Ventriloquist and Scarface pull a heist. What happens when things start to go wrong?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ventriloquist - Complete
Arkham Asylum by Trumpeteer34 reviews
Arnold Wesker aka the Ventriloquist wakes up in Arkham Asylum with no memory of how he got there. What happened?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ventriloquist - Complete
My Bloody Valentine Doll by Kelsey Jaybird reviews
"It was all a joke. It had to be. Just a really, really bad joke." Harley's gone, and Ivy's left to wonder.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Pamela I., Harley Q. - Complete
Balance by Pirate Hatter reviews
Wilson has come back to Princeton Plainsboro and has to tell House why he left. House/Wilson. Mature, not explicit I don't think .
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/14/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
December 6 by Pirate Hatter reviews
Metalocalypse. Skwisgaar and Toki are sad when Santa didn't come. Pickles helps them understand.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Metalchemy by Quantum Witch reviews
(2008) Allegory and regular gory blend together in the dreams of a slightly younger Dethklok, as they seek out their pent-ultimate band member.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Magnanimity by Carmilla reviews
Angst, with slashy bits. Rimmer muses on one of the odd quirks of life on Red Dwarf.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Rimmer, A.
Last Straw by XRWolff reviews
Holmes’s sharp tongue finally succeeds in severing his one true friendship. Can he fix the disaster? Slash H/W
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Hard Light by Thesseli reviews
Rimmer's new hardlight drive is tested in a rather unusual way. Slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
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Brutal Substitutes reviews
Drabbles about how when you can't get what you want using a substitute can be brutal Charles/Seth One sided Charles/Pickles, One sided Toki/Skwisgaar Pickles/Tony
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Brutal Valentine's reviews
Mordhaus is in chaos as the members of Dethklok face the most brutal thing ever... Valentines day. N/MF T/S C/P
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Murderface's Poems reviews
A strange little poem thing I wrote about Murderface turned into several little poems and a strange poem story was made. Where Murderface faces some trials and triumphs in love.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - W. Murderface - Complete
Before I get my paradise reviews
Pamela takes care of Harley yet again after the Joker's mistreatment.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Pamela I., Harley Q. - Complete
Brutal attraction reviews
The bands attempt to put out a cologne fails, resulting in a deadly sex drug. Predictably the Dethklok members spill it on themselves and utter slash ensues.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete