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Author has written 20 stories for Artemis Fowl, Teen Titans, Sly Cooper, Avatar: Last Airbender, Gorillaz, My Little Pony, Guardians of the Galaxy, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Legend of Korra.

I'm an all around weirdo by day and musician by night. I love food, drums, groovy beats, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Radiohead, Primus, The Flaming Lips, Death grips, any literary work by Hunter S. Thompson, the Sly Cooper games, Christopher Titus, Bill Hicks and The Artemis fowl books.

I write fan fiction for the same reason I smoke medical marijuana; it's a sleep aid. I get too many ideas circulating in my brain at any given moment, and fan fiction (like glorious ganja) helps mellow me out and get my head into a happy place where I can easily fall asleep. I don't consider it to be noteworthy writing, but if y'all do, I really appreciate that.

I also have a youtube channel. This is where all of my music gets uploaded. I am a solo artist and I associate myself with the rocknroll, heavy metal, alternative genre. But I also help my buddies out when they want to film stuff. check it out. please rate and view as many times as possible.

My Top Ten Favorite Bands and my favorite song from that band.

1.) Pink Floyd : "Time."

2.) The Beatles: "For No One"

3.) Radiohead: "Motion Picture Soundtrack"

4.) Primus: "The Heckler."

5.) The Flaming Lips: "Christmas at The Zoo"

6.) Death Grips: "Warping."

7.) Mewithoutyou: "I Never Said I Was Brave" (both the original and the acoustic version).

8.) Rush: "Spirit of the Radio."

9.) Nine Inch Nails: "The Good Soldier."

10.) Tool: "Vicarious."

My Fan Fic Character songs. (Basically, I'm taking all the main characters from all my fan fictions, and stating what I think their favorite song is.)

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis Fowl 2nd: "Life on Mars?" David Bowie

Butler: "Still havn't found what I'm looking for." U2

Holly: "Barracuda." Heart

Julius Root: "Srg. Baker," Primus

Trouble Kelp: "A History of Bad Men," The Melvins.

Grub Kelp: "Scared" John Lennon

Opal: "Limereth Death," by The Dillinger Escape Plan

Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Aang: "Imagine." John Lennon.

Katara: "WaterFalls," TLC

Sokka: "Intergalatic," Beastie Boys

Zuko: "Sowing Season," Brand New

Toph: "Song for the Dead," Queens of The Stone Age

Suki: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." Pat Benatar.

Mai: "Gifts for the Earth," Deafheaven.

Ty Lee: "Your Love is My Drug," Ke$ha

Azula: "Eh," by Death Grips

Ozai: "Dier Von Satan," TOOL.

Jet: "The Blank Generation," Richard Hell and The Volvioids

Teen Titans

Robin: "I'm So Tired" Fugazi

Cyborg: "It's Tricky," Run DMC

StarFire: "And Your Bird Can Sing," The Beatles

Beast Boy: "Good Ass Intro," Chance the Rapper

Raven: "Sports Song," Straya (really indie band that's just getting started so please, LOOK THEM UP)

Sly Cooper

Sly: "Smooth Criminal" orignaly by Michale Jackson, but his would probably be The Alien Ant Farm version.

Murray: "Indestructible" Disturbed

Bently: "Working Man," Rush

Carmelita: "Good Fight" Trocadero

Favorite quotes of all time

"You better help me god. cause if you don't you'll have me on your hands." Hunter S. Thompson.

"The tricky thing about Santa Claus and your kids don't want your kids to be the first ones to tell every kid that Santa is bullshit, because those kids are assholes. However, you also don't want your kids to be the last ones to find out that Santa is bullshit, because those kids are morons." Joe Rogan

"Every drug story on the news is negative. You never see a positive LSD story. Wouldn't that be great for a change? 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow moving vibration, and that all of humanity is simply one consciousness that is experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Our true form is spirit, not body, and it is only an illusion that we are separate from God; when the reality is, we are one with God and he loves us...and now, here's Tom with the weather.'"Bill Hicks.

"And if your head explodes/ Thunder in your ear/ You shout yet no one seems to hear/ and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes/ I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." Pink Floyd Brain Damage.

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way." Pink Floyd's Time.

"All alone or in two's/ the ones that really love you/ march up and down outside the wall/ and some hold hands/ while others gather in bands/ the bleeding hearts and artist take their stand/ and when they've given you there all/ some stagger and fall/ after all, it's not easy/ banging your hands up and down on some mad buggers wall/" Pink Floyd's Outside The Wall.

"Something happened on the day he died/ the spirit rose a meter and stepped aside/ somebody else took his place and bravely cried/ I'm a backstar, I'm a backstar." David Bowie, BlackStar.

"Time may change me/ but I can trace time." David Bowie's Changes.

"And though they were sad/ they rescued everyone/ they lifted up the sun/ a spoonful wieghs a ton/ and giving more than they had/ the process had begun/ a million came from one/ the limits now are none/ yelling as hard as they can/ the doubters all were stunned/ heared louder than a gun/ the sound they made was love." The Flaming Lips a spoonful wieghs a ton.

"Snow balls...Snow balls... where's the fucking TWINKIES!" Woody Harleson, Zombieland.

"I want my caddy back!" Woody Harelson, Zombieland.

"Does it look like I'm married? The toilet seat is up!...well, I may be a loser, but at least I'm housebroken." Jeff Bridges as "The Dude," in The Big Lebowski.

"Can you please turn off the music? I'm not trying to be a dick, it's just been a long fucking day and I hate the fucking Eagles." The dude.

"Um...Okay...I think I get a robot, and you like Tex, so that makes you...A GAY ROBOT!" Caboose red vs blue

"You're toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part!!" Caboose red vs blue.

"OBLIVION IS AT HAND!!!! and careful guys. This rocket launcher is really loud." O'Malley and Doc red vs blue.

"Cause women can't share anything, not even an apartment. Sure, it starts off fine, but then two weeks later, they're pissed at eachother, one leaves, and the other is stuck with a 5,000 dollar phone bill. That's a fact." Tucker red vs blue.

"You are not the clothes you wear. you are not the contents of your wallet. you are not how much money you have in the bank. you are not your grande Late. and you are definatly not you fucking kakis. you are the all singing all dancing crap of the universe." Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club

My all time fav comedian is Christopher Titus. He taught me some awesome facts about life that I would like to share with you through some of his memerioble quotes and comedic bits.

"Your father likes you, but doesn't love you. The job of your dad is to tell you that you suck and that you are worthless, so when you decide to go out into the world, you do not suck worthlessly. The job of your father, is to give you an emtional callast, so at the end of the run, you have the strength and the courage, to give him the middle-finger. You just pray to God that on that day, he doesn't have the strength to break the finger off."

"Pian is God's greatest gift. It's his way of saying 'Hurts dosn't it? Well, go ahead. Try saying me dammit again.' "

"The mistake I made was after my last show I said, god give me a new idea for a new special, and God went, you're getting divorced. So, as it turns out, you got to be a lot more fucking specific when you talk to God. Don't just give God a blank slate and let him run with that."

"Welcome to the house of stupid, where everything is funny because you're sleep deprived. "

"The cool thing about screwed up people, is when we see the shit just about to hit the fan, we step to the side of the fan."

"It comforts me to know that when I was in kindergarden glueing macoroni to paper plates, my mom was in theapy glueing macorni to paper plates." Christopher was retelling the story of his mother's struggle with mental disorders. She was diagnosed with Manic Depressive Schizophrenia when Christopher was 4.

"Everyone is on the beach. Everyone is paired up except for loser me. AND WE'RE BURING A TELEPHONE POLE! I don't know where we got a telephone pole, I'm pretty sure it is high up there on the drunken-theft scale though." He was retelling the story of how he fell into a bond fire. This is why I love Christopher Titus. Anyone else in Christopher's position would've either ended up dead or insane just like his mother. Instead, Christopher Titus owns his own film production company, runs a podcast, had a TV sitcom on Fox for 3 seasons and still does Stand-Up comedy to this day.

"Fighting with your dad is not a fight. Fighting with your dad is like, "Hi. you've just instigated your own mugging. Come on down."

"Women don't want you to act cool, they just wish you were a lot cooler than you already are."

"We as men hate how emotional you women are. and I don't mean that time of the month emotional, because I hate comics who talk about that. I'm talking about all month, every month, from the beggining of time. From the time the first primortial ooze, went on to dry land. He didn't do it just to evolve, he just had no clue what the F* she was talking about. and he said 'Listen baby, I'm going to go upstairs and grow some lungs, because frankly, I have no clue what you're talking about, and it's a lot better to become another species than to talk to you'"

"When did mediocrity become excellence in our society? Music is dead because Lady Gaga lives. Really?!? That's all we got now? This short person with a speech impediment - that's music?!? This vapid pop-cancer Madonna mini-me? She makes Miley Cyrus look like John Lennon! I'm sorry, you're not an artist just because you have a billion likes on YouTube, nor are you a celebrity because you come out to your award ceremonies dressed in a meat bra. Lady Gaga, to me, is living proof that David Bowie raped Carol Brunette. Yeah, I said it!"

And my all time favorite line...

"The L.A. Times reported that about 63% of families are considered dissfunctional. Good. Because, that means, when the apocolypse happens, 37% of the population is going to lose their shit. OMG, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! Us 63% are going to go 'hey, no ones watching the Lexis Dealership. We're going to the apocolypse with leather and a CD player."

Lastly, before I end my profile, I'd like to state a quote form my second favorite comedian of all time, Bill Hicks. If you don't know this man, look him up. He is a legend and will be sorely missed by everyone. He's the first comedian I've ever listened to that included Noam Chomsky quotes in his bits. The reason I want to quote this bit is because, as a pro-marijuanna advocate, I believe this quote puts into perspective how legalization could end the war on drugs as we know it.

"The reason why your kids do drugs is because he or she is sick and tired of the hypocrisy of watching beer get shoved down the throats of the American people through our mainstream media. At this point, the beer commercials feature a woman with a beer bottle, basically up her twat by this point, and a man going 'pop that beer honey. Makes you look good and feel good, doesn't it?' and yet, we can trace alcohol to every broken home, every abusive relationship, every beaten child...and it's legal. Cigarettes are responsible for almost every type of cancer on this planet, they are also legal. POT...a drug that has the time span of...EVER... is illegal. Now, do you think your kids is going to blindly accept that and go, 'Ok, Mom and Dad, no drugs for me?" More than likely, they'll go, 'you hypocritical motherfuckers. I'm shooting thorazine into the vein in my eye because I'm sick of you living this lie blindly.' If we really wanted our country to do better, let's make the drug Czar of this county NOT a cop, but instead someone who has fought addiction and won, and can then offer kindness, hope, and compassion to addicts. Because addicts are not criminals, they are sick people, and putting sick people in prison - does that make sense? NO, IT FUCKING DOESN'T!"

From Bill's last show in 1994. Bill Hicks died that year at age 33 due to pancreatic cancer. RIP, you magnificent sonovabitch. You'll forever be missed.

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Partners by SkyeLansing reviews
Working for the ZPD is a demanding job, especially when you are the first of your kind on the force. Although Nick and Judy make an effective team, trying to balance the demands of work while still maintaining a social life is a challenge of all its own—especially in the face of social pressures brought by living in a city still recovering from pred/prey tensions.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 192,430 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo - Complete
The Second Deal by BWBeeDubs reviews
Getting to know someone is hard enough. But relearning who they are and what they've become is even quel to The Deal Read it first BBXRAE. Rated M. Cover art by mirelleortega
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,945 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Traces by Kitsune Heart reviews
Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Another Dream by Classicsrule reviews
Ah, the joys of hypnotism. Not to mention the convenience of a day off for 2D, a bored Noodle, and an entire apartment to themselves. Kinky? Nah.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Enjoy The Silence by RalynnFrost reviews
He didn't have to speak for her to know who was on the other end of the phone line. One Shot.
Drive, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Irene G., Driver - Complete
Onset by Kryalla Orchid reviews
E'ara universe. Something was coming. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2010 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Lli reviews
A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
Distractions by SydneyRichelle reviews
"Spirits, he loved this woman. But if she didn't take her eyes off him he couldn't be held responsible for what he did." oneshot kataang .
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Our Brother's Secret by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Future Fic. Myles and Beckett Fowl have never been that close to their older brother, having long since left Fowl Manor to begin his own Empire. But what happens when they discover their older brother's little secret? Contains Arty/Holly romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Myles F., Beckett F. - Complete
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Prime by Kryalla Orchid reviews
E'ara universe, set during Raven's journey through the universe. Beast Boy's feeling mischievous. BB/Rae. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2010 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Twilight Embers by Auxesia reviews
Another one-shot following "An Afternoon Alone" and "A Night In Sanctuary." When a conflict close to the heart shakes Zuko's resolve as Fire Lord, he spends a night of quiet retreat on Ember Island with the one he loves.*Lemon* **WARNING: mature content**
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Now that was by jennibare reviews
Inspired by Lady-Pirate's pic on DA, I present to you Mai and Zuko's first time. The link for the pic is inside. I highly recommend viewing the pic as well as reading the story. I hope I did you Maiko fans well. M for sexual situations. Enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Pillow Talk by Aleauxvander reviews
Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by Angel of Shadow and Snow reviews
When Rouge returned to her apartment that night, she would have never believed that the Ultimate Lifeform would be finding some long-overdue comfort in her arms. Shadouge. Rated for reasons. Criticise as you see fitting. Should I continue?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Shadow, Rouge
Fantastic Mr Fox: The Masked Bandit by goofyeyeballs reviews
At the end of the movie, Mrs. Fox is pregnant. This is the story of their daughter, Noni. She is a habitual pickpocketer, kleptomaniac, and lock-picker.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2009
Dreams And Animal Instincts by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Raven has been having... dreams... about a certain green teen. What happens when he finds out, and how does he react? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Baths And Forgiveness by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
It's been three years since Raven left the Titans after a bad break up with Beast Boy, and she's now living by herself. Can a relaxing bath and a visitor from the past sooth her emotions? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Frustrations by Natalia173 reviews
Beast Boy and Raven have been dating four years and Beast Boy wants to take it to the next level but Raven is afraid she'll lose control of her powers and hurt him.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Grey by kikofreako reviews
Ever try compromising, sweetheart? - Cooper, call me sweetheart again and I'll kick you out of this air vent. Carmelita finds herself in a rather compromising position with her favorite felon-- Sly Cooper. / sly.carm, of course /
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Over the Edge by The Romance Chick reviews
Sequel to Toward Oblivion. Even more smut than before. Your welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kid Flash, Jinx
Release by RueBroadway reviews
Maiko, with a little side of Katang. Zuko has an interesting way of releasing srtess and Aang finds out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Buddies by The Red Rawr reviews
Oneshot smut BeastBoyxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Toward Oblivion by The Romance Chick reviews
Kid Flash and Jinx, four months into their relationship. Very naughty. Lemon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
A Decent Proposal: The Morning After by Arkhaine reviews
A miscommunication leads to bruised feelings, leaving Robin in circles and Raven giving Starfire the rundown on sex in society. WARNING: Contains sexual references and innuendo of a humorous nature. See preceding story for potential offensiveness.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Encounters Of The Best Kind by Boondock Jake reviews
Sly and Carmelita have a moment in Monaco that escalades to something further.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Truth Through Mirrors by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
Raven gets Beast Boy a meditation mirror for his twentyfirst birthday and they discover something odd when the two mirrors are together. Rated for language and my first lemon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,076 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Night's Embrace by corndog reviews
Sly saves Carmelita once again, and they begin to talk about their unique relationship.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
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Breaking the Bank reviews
His father was bedridden and suicidal after being betrayed by his business partner. 2 years had passed by and the gang had finally regrouped to perform a revenge heist. This man, Billy Bank, will pay for what he did to Fowl Senior. One last mission. One last act of crime. All for the glory of avenging his father. Watch as Artemis Fowl the 2nd and friends try to "Break the Bank."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,064 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Holly S., N°1
Gift of the Biz-Bender
For the past 3 months, Varrick Industries has been bankrupt. Varrick has been wrapping his brain around an idea that will get the company back on track, while Zhu Li has been working a secret job. But, when Varrick finds out what type of job she's been pulling, will his brain wrap around that concept. Inspired by the show "Titus," Episode - "Gift of the Car Guy." Humorous Two-Shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,709 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Complete
The Soundtracks of our lives reviews
"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture," - Unknown. All the animatronics have different personalities. Different personalities mean different taste. Art transcends all that we know, and we can know more about a person by the art they relate to. Yes, this story is long, but go with me; you just might find your new favorite band. ;D
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2015
Stand Up reviews
"I don't think you could make one single person in this club laugh," Peter exclaimed. "In fact, I'd like to you see you just try and make one person in this entire room laugh. You couldn't hack it. you'll totally bomb." Rocket lifted an eyebrow. "Care to make this wager interesting." Sometimes, people love to listen to an asshole. Rated T for swearing
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Redemption reviews
Every day, she woke up feeling sadness. She felt that dark cloud of depression follow her everywhere she went. The one day she didn't wake up feeling sad, she woke up being a survivor of Equestria's worst train accident in history. Was it destiny that she survived that crash? Is she destined for something more? And most importantly, will she accept the role destiny has offered her?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Gilda, Twilight Sparkle
Apollo reviews
"Son" she told him. "I want you to meet Holly and Artemis Fowl. they're your biological parents." Apollo was just a normal punk teenager, who loved rock and video games. what will happen to his life when he finds the identity of his parents.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 181,929 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Crusader Chronicles reviews
Ten years. Ten years after their success. Ten years of struggle. Ten years of triumph. What did they become, who did they become, how have their friends changed, and looking back, was it worth it? OH BUCK YES!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Cutie Mark Crusaders, Diamond Tiara
A Method To the Madness reviews
"I know that you seem to do things at random." The doctor asked her. "But what I want to know there a method to this madness." after ten years of threapy, it seemed it was doing no good. Azula has a week to get better...or else.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,673 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Fetishes reviews
"All Fowl men have some of the weirdest sexual kinks." Smut. Lemon. hilarious. Hope you enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The drunk diaries reviews
She had grown up, in truth. She was now a lady fully realized. so when she arrived, the band was curiost to know. they all sat down and beared themselves the truth and they talked about the first time...they ever got drunk. what were you thinking perv?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Noodle, 2D
Dairy of a theif reviews
it's basically excripts from cooper's diary and moments from his life. takes place after Sly 3. inspired by the TV show "Titus." little bit of OC here and there.rated T for language and some adult situations.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 133,379 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Bed Room Habits reviews
" When she and Beast boy entered their relationship, he forgot to mention many things to her; snoring was one of them." Lemon. Fluffy Smut.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
problems that may arise reviews
when a couple tries to take their relationship to the next level, there will be problems that may arise. oneshot. Kataang, some Maiko, and lots of humor and 1 long lemon. and i apologize for the length. i've labled the lemon so you can just skip to it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Bond between siblings reviews
his sister was insane, but when she arrives one night,saying that she's been cured, will anyone believe her. it's basically excripts form Zuko's book and actuall events in his life. inspired by Titus. funny, and I hope you enjoy. Maiko, kataang, jetzula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Mai, Zuko
Hell Hath no Fury reviews
"Than me when you mess with my girfriend" when someone close hurts Holly, Fowl takes actions into his own hands. it can sort of be seen as a sequal to my other fan fic "the tape" rated T for violence, adult themes, and language
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
TBR contest Keep talking non lyric version reviews
I got a reply from kit saying that I couldn't include the song lyrics. but I liked the song fic Idea that I just couldn't deleat it. so here is the version that includes no lyrics and will be avalable for judging.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
TBR Contest Keep talking reviews
Contest Entry for Kit-Heart's TBR contest. "For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. then somehting happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. we learned to talk." please review and don't forget to vote if you like it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
San Juan reviews
It's a winter break for the titans in San Juan, and beast boy gets a bit more than he bargined for. Reviews please. Rated M for language and Lemon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The end reviews
short one shot. If Artemis Fowl ends, this is how i would end it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Tape reviews
It was a Tape. A simple little black video casset. Little did Butler know, what would be on that tape. Contians a lemon, and a very eager brown Elf woman.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete