Author has written 20 stories for Artemis Fowl, Teen Titans, Sly Cooper, Avatar: Last Airbender, Gorillaz, My Little Pony, Guardians of the Galaxy, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Legend of Korra.
I'm an all around weirdo by day and musician by night. I love food, drums, groovy beats, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Radiohead, Primus, The Flaming Lips, Death grips, any literary work by Hunter S. Thompson, the Sly Cooper games, Christopher Titus, Bill Hicks and The Artemis fowl books.
I write fan fiction for the same reason I smoke medical marijuana; it's a sleep aid. I get too many ideas circulating in my brain at any given moment, and fan fiction (like glorious ganja) helps mellow me out and get my head into a happy place where I can easily fall asleep. I don't consider it to be noteworthy writing, but if y'all do, I really appreciate that.
I also have a youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/themetalman3 This is where all of my music gets uploaded. I am a solo artist and I associate myself with the rocknroll, heavy metal, alternative genre. But I also help my buddies out when they want to film stuff. check it out. please rate and view as many times as possible.
My Top Ten Favorite Bands and my favorite song from that band.
1.) Pink Floyd : "Time."
2.) The Beatles: "For No One"
3.) Radiohead: "Motion Picture Soundtrack"
4.) Primus: "The Heckler."
5.) The Flaming Lips: "Christmas at The Zoo"
6.) Death Grips: "Warping."
7.) Mewithoutyou: "I Never Said I Was Brave" (both the original and the acoustic version).
8.) Rush: "Spirit of the Radio."
9.) Nine Inch Nails: "The Good Soldier."
10.) Tool: "Vicarious."
My Fan Fic Character songs. (Basically, I'm taking all the main characters from all my fan fictions, and stating what I think their favorite song is.)
Artemis Fowl 2nd: "Life on Mars?" David Bowie
Butler: "Still havn't found what I'm looking for." U2
Holly: "Barracuda." Heart
Julius Root: "Srg. Baker," Primus
Trouble Kelp: "A History of Bad Men," The Melvins.
Grub Kelp: "Scared" John Lennon
Opal: "Limereth Death," by The Dillinger Escape Plan
Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Aang: "Imagine." John Lennon.
Katara: "WaterFalls," TLC
Sokka: "Intergalatic," Beastie Boys
Zuko: "Sowing Season," Brand New
Toph: "Song for the Dead," Queens of The Stone Age
Suki: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." Pat Benatar.
Mai: "Gifts for the Earth," Deafheaven.
Ty Lee: "Your Love is My Drug," Ke$ha
Azula: "Eh," by Death Grips
Ozai: "Dier Von Satan," TOOL.
Jet: "The Blank Generation," Richard Hell and The Volvioids
Robin: "I'm So Tired" Fugazi
Cyborg: "It's Tricky," Run DMC
StarFire: "And Your Bird Can Sing," The Beatles
Beast Boy: "Good Ass Intro," Chance the Rapper
Raven: "Sports Song," Straya (really indie band that's just getting started so please, LOOK THEM UP)
Sly: "Smooth Criminal" orignaly by Michale Jackson, but his would probably be The Alien Ant Farm version.
Murray: "Indestructible" Disturbed
Bently: "Working Man," Rush
Carmelita: "Good Fight" Trocadero
Favorite quotes of all time
"You better help me god. cause if you don't you'll have me on your hands." Hunter S. Thompson.
"The tricky thing about Santa Claus and your kids is...you don't want your kids to be the first ones to tell every kid that Santa is bullshit, because those kids are assholes. However, you also don't want your kids to be the last ones to find out that Santa is bullshit, because those kids are morons." Joe Rogan
"Every drug story on the news is negative. You never see a positive LSD story. Wouldn't that be great for a change? 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow moving vibration, and that all of humanity is simply one consciousness that is experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Our true form is spirit, not body, and it is only an illusion that we are separate from God; when the reality is, we are one with God and he loves us...and now, here's Tom with the weather.'"Bill Hicks.
"And if your head explodes/ Thunder in your ear/ You shout yet no one seems to hear/ and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes/ I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." Pink Floyd Brain Damage.
"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way." Pink Floyd's Time.
"All alone or in two's/ the ones that really love you/ march up and down outside the wall/ and some hold hands/ while others gather in bands/ the bleeding hearts and artist take their stand/ and when they've given you there all/ some stagger and fall/ after all, it's not easy/ banging your hands up and down on some mad buggers wall/" Pink Floyd's Outside The Wall.
"Something happened on the day he died/ the spirit rose a meter and stepped aside/ somebody else took his place and bravely cried/ I'm a backstar, I'm a backstar." David Bowie, BlackStar.
"Time may change me/ but I can trace time." David Bowie's Changes.
"And though they were sad/ they rescued everyone/ they lifted up the sun/ a spoonful wieghs a ton/ and giving more than they had/ the process had begun/ a million came from one/ the limits now are none/ yelling as hard as they can/ the doubters all were stunned/ heared louder than a gun/ the sound they made was love." The Flaming Lips a spoonful wieghs a ton.
"Snow balls...Snow balls... where's the fucking TWINKIES!" Woody Harleson, Zombieland.
"I want my caddy back!" Woody Harelson, Zombieland.
"Does it look like I'm married? The toilet seat is up!...well, I may be a loser, but at least I'm housebroken." Jeff Bridges as "The Dude," in The Big Lebowski.
"Can you please turn off the music? I'm not trying to be a dick, it's just been a long fucking day and I hate the fucking Eagles." The dude.
"Um...Okay...I think I get it...Tex...is a robot, and you like Tex, so that makes you...A GAY ROBOT!" Caboose red vs blue
"You're toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part!!" Caboose red vs blue.
"OBLIVION IS AT HAND!!!! and careful guys. This rocket launcher is really loud." O'Malley and Doc red vs blue.
"Cause women can't share anything, not even an apartment. Sure, it starts off fine, but then two weeks later, they're pissed at eachother, one leaves, and the other is stuck with a 5,000 dollar phone bill. That's a fact." Tucker red vs blue.
"You are not the clothes you wear. you are not the contents of your wallet. you are not how much money you have in the bank. you are not your grande Late. and you are definatly not you fucking kakis. you are the all singing all dancing crap of the universe." Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club
My all time fav comedian is Christopher Titus. He taught me some awesome facts about life that I would like to share with you through some of his memerioble quotes and comedic bits.
"Your father likes you, but doesn't love you. The job of your dad is to tell you that you suck and that you are worthless, so when you decide to go out into the world, you do not suck worthlessly. The job of your father, is to give you an emtional callast, so at the end of the run, you have the strength and the courage, to give him the middle-finger. You just pray to God that on that day, he doesn't have the strength to break the finger off."
"Pian is God's greatest gift. It's his way of saying 'Hurts dosn't it? Well, go ahead. Try saying me dammit again.' "
"The mistake I made was after my last show I said, god give me a new idea for a new special, and God went, you're getting divorced. So, as it turns out, you got to be a lot more fucking specific when you talk to God. Don't just give God a blank slate and let him run with that."
"Welcome to the house of stupid, where everything is funny because you're sleep deprived. "
"The cool thing about screwed up people, is when we see the shit just about to hit the fan, we step to the side of the fan."
"It comforts me to know that when I was in kindergarden glueing macoroni to paper plates, my mom was in theapy glueing macorni to paper plates." Christopher was retelling the story of his mother's struggle with mental disorders. She was diagnosed with Manic Depressive Schizophrenia when Christopher was 4.
"Everyone is on the beach. Everyone is paired up except for loser me. AND WE'RE BURING A TELEPHONE POLE! I don't know where we got a telephone pole, I'm pretty sure it is high up there on the drunken-theft scale though." He was retelling the story of how he fell into a bond fire. This is why I love Christopher Titus. Anyone else in Christopher's position would've either ended up dead or insane just like his mother. Instead, Christopher Titus owns his own film production company, runs a podcast, had a TV sitcom on Fox for 3 seasons and still does Stand-Up comedy to this day.
"Fighting with your dad is not a fight. Fighting with your dad is like, "Hi. you've just instigated your own mugging. Come on down."
"Women don't want you to act cool, they just wish you were a lot cooler than you already are."
"We as men hate how emotional you women are. and I don't mean that time of the month emotional, because I hate comics who talk about that. I'm talking about all month, every month, from the beggining of time. From the time the first primortial ooze, went on to dry land. He didn't do it just to evolve, he just had no clue what the F* she was talking about. and he said 'Listen baby, I'm going to go upstairs and grow some lungs, because frankly, I have no clue what you're talking about, and it's a lot better to become another species than to talk to you'"
"When did mediocrity become excellence in our society? Music is dead because Lady Gaga lives. Really?!? That's all we got now? This short person with a speech impediment - that's music?!? This vapid pop-cancer Madonna mini-me? She makes Miley Cyrus look like John Lennon! I'm sorry, you're not an artist just because you have a billion likes on YouTube, nor are you a celebrity because you come out to your award ceremonies dressed in a meat bra. Lady Gaga, to me, is living proof that David Bowie raped Carol Brunette. Yeah, I said it!"
And my all time favorite line...
"The L.A. Times reported that about 63% of families are considered dissfunctional. Good. Because, that means, when the apocolypse happens, 37% of the population is going to lose their shit. OMG, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! Us 63% are going to go 'hey, no ones watching the Lexis Dealership. We're going to the apocolypse with leather and a CD player."
Lastly, before I end my profile, I'd like to state a quote form my second favorite comedian of all time, Bill Hicks. If you don't know this man, look him up. He is a legend and will be sorely missed by everyone. He's the first comedian I've ever listened to that included Noam Chomsky quotes in his bits. The reason I want to quote this bit is because, as a pro-marijuanna advocate, I believe this quote puts into perspective how legalization could end the war on drugs as we know it.
"The reason why your kids do drugs is because he or she is sick and tired of the hypocrisy of watching beer get shoved down the throats of the American people through our mainstream media. At this point, the beer commercials feature a woman with a beer bottle, basically up her twat by this point, and a man going 'pop that beer honey. Makes you look good and feel good, doesn't it?' and yet, we can trace alcohol to every broken home, every abusive relationship, every beaten child...and it's legal. Cigarettes are responsible for almost every type of cancer on this planet, they are also legal. POT...a drug that has killed...no one...in the time span of...EVER... is illegal. Now, do you think your kids is going to blindly accept that and go, 'Ok, Mom and Dad, no drugs for me?" More than likely, they'll go, 'you hypocritical motherfuckers. I'm shooting thorazine into the vein in my eye because I'm sick of you living this lie blindly.' If we really wanted our country to do better, let's make the drug Czar of this county NOT a cop, but instead someone who has fought addiction and won, and can then offer kindness, hope, and compassion to addicts. Because addicts are not criminals, they are sick people, and putting sick people in prison - does that make sense? NO, IT FUCKING DOESN'T!"
From Bill's last show in 1994. Bill Hicks died that year at age 33 due to pancreatic cancer. RIP, you magnificent sonovabitch. You'll forever be missed.