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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, and Deltora Quest.
Call me Stars!
I also have a Fanfiction account by the name of Starjumper (so there's no confusion) for anyone who wants to see my origanal work.
the web adress is http://www.fictionpress.com/~starjumper.
If you're reading a story and I have said there a links on my profile then this site has it all, even new story ideas.
See me there!
Where I live: So you go to the Supreme Rulers place and ask for the boss. Then you'll be brought to me. Oh yeah and if you don't know where the Supreme Rulers place It's in the middle of the ocean :)
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(: Its makes them think you're plotting something :)
I AM SO OBSESSED WITH SMILEY FACES. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) AND PANDAS!!!
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi it's rare
Soda or Juice?: Cordial!
7up or Sprite?: there the same arn't they
Yellow or Purple?: Purple Banana
Blue or Green?: Blue like the sea
Rock or Rap?: A mix with a pinch of sprinkles
TV or Movies?: Movies made from TV and books
Scary or Comedy: Comedy it dosn't give you nightmares
Night or Morning?: how am I suppose to know I'm asleep for both
Kisses or Hugs?: Hugs
Life or Death?: Don't know havn't died yet but I'll let you know
Up or Down?: Left and right
Noise or Silence?: Depends I am a girl
Run or Walk?: Walk for most of the time run after people I hate
Burger King or McDonald's?: Meh...
Apples or Bananas?: Bananapples
MexicanItalian Food?: Tacos and Burritos. yum
Winter or Summer?: Winter you have better excuses to stay indoors
Spring or Fall?: spring cause I like flowers
Chocolate or Candy?: chocolate with candy inside
Chicken or Beef?: Bacon
Left or Right?: Up and down
Doritos or Cheetos?: Doreetos
Cold or Hot?: Warm
Weird or Normal?: Weird cause that explains me in one word
Elmo or Ernie?: Big bird
School or No School?: Bed
Meat or Fish?: fish is meat
Long or Short Nails?: Depends
Hot Fudge or Caramel?: hot fude with caramel, cream and lolli bananas on top
Halloween or Christmas?: Christmas definately
Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza with spigatti on top I don't know I like both
Scream or Cry?: Both you get more sympathy
Camera or Digital Camera?: digital camera
DVD or VHS?: DVD
Pickles or Cucumbers?: Tomatoes!
Love or Hate?: Depends on the person
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Milkshakes
Latte or Espresso?: niether
Outside or Inside?: I prefer to sit on the window sill
Evil or not Evil?: Half and half
Clean or Dirty: depends weather I've been rolling around in mud or not
Bad or Good?: half and half
Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset. who wants to be awake to see sunrise?
Truth or Lies?: Truth.
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: Good charlotte
Apples or Oranges?: Both in a smoothie
Teacher or Student?: Teacher you can boss people around
Rich or Poor?: Rich!
Sports or Reading?: Reading I hate sport
Cookies or Cake?: cake with cookies on top
Town or City?: town. I hate skyscrapers there name isn't even politically correct
Birds or Horses?: birds me and horses don't get along
Cats or Dogs?: dogs! WOOF WOOF!
Monkeys or Penguins?: Monkys. Penguins live in a really cold place
Rain or Snow?: Rain it's so much better because you can do more then get wet you can get dirty and grumpy
Sun or Moon?: Don't know I've never seen the sun
Smart or Dumb?: Smart that's me
Cd's or Mp3 Players: Ipods
Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Ummm...
Motel or Hotel?: what's the difference
Cars or Buses?: Cars you can't get changed in a bus
Trains of Planes?: plane you can get the hell out of there quicker
Forks or Spoons?: depends
Family Guy or Simpson's?: the simpson. doodoodododadodo
South Park or Sponge bob?: Spongebob square panties
Money or Love?: A nice mix
Hamburgers of Hotdogs?: Hot dogs with cheese and tomato sauce on top
Nachos or French Fries?: Nachos
Blue or Green Eyes?: olive
Blonde or Brunette?: Brunettie-blonde
Converses or Etnies?: huh
Pen or Pencil?: eraser
Beach or Pool?: pool with waves
Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins
Drums or Guitars?: Drums
Salt or Pepper?: Sprinkles
Basketball or Football?: squash
Soccer or Baseball?: Squash again
Skittles or Starbursts?: Star burst I like anything starting with star
Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek
Sausage or Bacon?: Sausage you can do more with a well cooked sausage
Skateboard or Roller Blades?: rollerblades they've got more wheels
Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller caosters that have looptie loops
Wet or Dry?: Dpends on the weather
Circus or Carnival?: Carnival they have hot dogs
Bath or Shower: Shower. you can sing in the shower
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If you could read that put it on your profile! :)
Top 10 ways to annoy Fang
10. ask him if he molts
9.tell him he really needs a hair cut
8.get Gazzy to impersonate Max saying that she loves him
7.when he and Max are on a date track down Lissa and bring her up to them. Have her say"Nick, I missed you sooo much!"
6.ask him if he knows how to use the English language since he never talks
5.have Max pretend to be dead and videotape his reaction
4.have him get on Fanfiction and have him read some of these embarrassing stories about him
3.stalk him all day and see what he does
2.run up to him and yell,"yes, he's mine! I got here first! I call dibs!"
And the number one way to annoy Fang?
1.tell him black isn't his color.
Okay so these are random sayings I like... updated every week!
1. I'm so poor I can't pay attetion!
2. Join the army! go to exotic palces. meet strange people ans then kill them!
3. The man who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.
4. There are no stupid questions just stupid people.
5. What are three words that are garunteed to humiliate men everywhere?... 'hold my purse'
6. Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?
7. If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends
8. Homework hurts trees!
9a. Come to the dark side: we have cookies
9b. Welcome to the dark side: are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
10. It takes skill to trip over a falt surface
11. Welcome to our ool: notice theres no P in there, let's keep it that way
12. NOTICE: Thankyou For Noticing This New Notice: your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to authorities.
13. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
14a. A apple a day keeps the doctor away: if well aimed.
14b. But if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!
1. Your real name: -insert super awsome name here-
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Flixy (so cool)
3. Your Gangsta name (the first four letters of your middle name plus "izzle"): Leeizle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Fish
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Lee Pallas
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Holfe (HAHA)
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Pepsi (cool alliteration)
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lee Ronald
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Jackson
Copy and Paste Section
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (Any type of sporting ball. All thrown by the same person)
80 of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile. if your one of the people who nearly puke when you hear the words Zac Efron or High School Musical paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: DaichiKun, Armageddon_rider,Lefi123, Sailor Yellow Rose, Mimi the Popo, StarJumper
READ THIS!! VERY IMPORTANT AND TRUE!!!!!!
When I was younger, just by a few years, I was always trying to be popular and fit in. I hid my crazy antics from the populars and tried to be someone I was not. I loved the color pink, wore makeup all the time, read teen magazines, and wanted to be fabulous. Problem was, I was always being made fun of. I wasn’t happy. Then one day I logged on to my dad’s computer and found this site, what I didn’t know was that moment changed my life forever.
I read profiles and stories, taking in that there were people out there who were happy with being weird...and I realized I could be too. I ditched all of my pink clothing, got rid of all my makeup, and began to act crazy all day everyday. I accepted the fact that I love purple and black, that I loved creepy things, and that I was a Night Owl at heart. I learned you don’t always have to take your parents views (I support gay rights and helping the enviroment), cartoons CAN teach you something, and it doesn’t matter what other people think of you. Their judgement doesn’t change who you are. Being ‘The Weird Chick’ is actually fun, and it’s not the end of the world if you are an outcast...it’s actually batter than fitting in! I learned to fight for what I think is right, and not to let other people rain on you, freak them out by busting out the Slip’n’Slide!!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you think this is all too true, and put your name in the list. With Luv and zombie bunnies, Skellingtonfan1, Starjumper
Hey, you. Yes, you, sitting there reading this.
You may not believe this, but I swear to you it's true.
You are beautiful just the way you are. You're an amazing, talented person and you can make it through. There is someone out there that cares about you, there are multiple people out there that care about you, and I'm one of them. :) So don't give up.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Man: Can I have your name?
Man: Want to see a movie?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: I'm God's gift to women
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and say's 'Run Bitch!'.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, a Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you;a Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.
A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to you
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line