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Joined 03-11-10, id: 2286014, Profile Updated: 04-08-12
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, and Deltora Quest.

Call me Stars!

I also have a Fanfiction account by the name of Starjumper (so there's no confusion) for anyone who wants to see my origanal work.

the web adress is http://www.fictionpress.com/~starjumper.

If you're reading a story and I have said there a links on my profile then this site has it all, even new story ideas.

http://stars-place.webnode.com/

See me there!


Where I live: So you go to the Supreme Rulers place and ask for the boss. Then you'll be brought to me. Oh yeah and if you don't know where the Supreme Rulers place It's in the middle of the ocean :)


(: smile :)

(: Its makes them think you're plotting something :)

I AM SO OBSESSED WITH SMILEY FACES. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) AND PANDAS!!!

:p


Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi it's rare

Soda or Juice?: Cordial!

7up or Sprite?: there the same arn't they

Yellow or Purple?: Purple Banana

Blue or Green?: Blue like the sea

Rock or Rap?: A mix with a pinch of sprinkles

TV or Movies?: Movies made from TV and books

Scary or Comedy: Comedy it dosn't give you nightmares

Night or Morning?: how am I suppose to know I'm asleep for both

Kisses or Hugs?: Hugs

Life or Death?: Don't know havn't died yet but I'll let you know

Up or Down?: Left and right

Noise or Silence?: Depends I am a girl

Run or Walk?: Walk for most of the time run after people I hate

Burger King or McDonald's?: Meh...

Apples or Bananas?: Bananapples

MexicanItalian Food?: Tacos and Burritos. yum

Winter or Summer?: Winter you have better excuses to stay indoors

Spring or Fall?: spring cause I like flowers

Chocolate or Candy?: chocolate with candy inside

Chicken or Beef?: Bacon

Left or Right?: Up and down

Doritos or Cheetos?: Doreetos

Cold or Hot?: Warm

Weird or Normal?: Weird cause that explains me in one word

Elmo or Ernie?: Big bird

School or No School?: Bed

Meat or Fish?: fish is meat

Long or Short Nails?: Depends

Hot Fudge or Caramel?: hot fude with caramel, cream and lolli bananas on top

Halloween or Christmas?: Christmas definately

Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza with spigatti on top I don't know I like both

Scream or Cry?: Both you get more sympathy

Camera or Digital Camera?: digital camera

DVD or VHS?: DVD

Pickles or Cucumbers?: Tomatoes!

Love or Hate?: Depends on the person

Chocolate or Vanilla?: Milkshakes

Latte or Espresso?: niether

Outside or Inside?: I prefer to sit on the window sill

Evil or not Evil?: Half and half

Clean or Dirty: depends weather I've been rolling around in mud or not

Bad or Good?: half and half

Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset. who wants to be awake to see sunrise?

Truth or Lies?: Truth.

Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: Good charlotte

Apples or Oranges?: Both in a smoothie

Teacher or Student?: Teacher you can boss people around

Rich or Poor?: Rich!

Sports or Reading?: Reading I hate sport

Cookies or Cake?: cake with cookies on top

Town or City?: town. I hate skyscrapers there name isn't even politically correct

Birds or Horses?: birds me and horses don't get along

Cats or Dogs?: dogs! WOOF WOOF!

Monkeys or Penguins?: Monkys. Penguins live in a really cold place

Rain or Snow?: Rain it's so much better because you can do more then get wet you can get dirty and grumpy

Sun or Moon?: Don't know I've never seen the sun

Smart or Dumb?: Smart that's me

Cd's or Mp3 Players: Ipods

Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Ummm...

Motel or Hotel?: what's the difference

Cars or Buses?: Cars you can't get changed in a bus

Trains of Planes?: plane you can get the hell out of there quicker

Forks or Spoons?: depends

Family Guy or Simpson's?: the simpson. doodoodododadodo

South Park or Sponge bob?: Spongebob square panties

Money or Love?: A nice mix

Hamburgers of Hotdogs?: Hot dogs with cheese and tomato sauce on top

Nachos or French Fries?: Nachos

Blue or Green Eyes?: olive

Blonde or Brunette?: Brunettie-blonde

Converses or Etnies?: huh

Pen or Pencil?: eraser

Beach or Pool?: pool with waves

Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins

Drums or Guitars?: Drums

Salt or Pepper?: Sprinkles

Basketball or Football?: squash

Soccer or Baseball?: Squash again

Skittles or Starbursts?: Star burst I like anything starting with star

Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek

Sausage or Bacon?: Sausage you can do more with a well cooked sausage

Skateboard or Roller Blades?: rollerblades they've got more wheels

Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller caosters that have looptie loops

Wet or Dry?: Dpends on the weather

Circus or Carnival?: Carnival they have hot dogs

Bath or Shower: Shower. you can sing in the shower


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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it on your profile! :)


Top 10 ways to annoy Fang

10. ask him if he molts

9.tell him he really needs a hair cut

8.get Gazzy to impersonate Max saying that she loves him

7.when he and Max are on a date track down Lissa and bring her up to them. Have her say"Nick, I missed you sooo much!"

6.ask him if he knows how to use the English language since he never talks

5.have Max pretend to be dead and videotape his reaction

4.have him get on Fanfiction and have him read some of these embarrassing stories about him

3.stalk him all day and see what he does

2.run up to him and yell,"yes, he's mine! I got here first! I call dibs!"

And the number one way to annoy Fang?

1.tell him black isn't his color.


Okay so these are random sayings I like... updated every week!

1. I'm so poor I can't pay attetion!

2. Join the army! go to exotic palces. meet strange people ans then kill them!

3. The man who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

4. There are no stupid questions just stupid people.

5. What are three words that are garunteed to humiliate men everywhere?... 'hold my purse'

6. Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?

7. If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends

8. Homework hurts trees!

9a. Come to the dark side: we have cookies

9b. Welcome to the dark side: are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

10. It takes skill to trip over a falt surface

11. Welcome to our ool: notice theres no P in there, let's keep it that way

12. NOTICE: Thankyou For Noticing This New Notice: your noticing it has been noted and will be reported to authorities.

13. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

14a. A apple a day keeps the doctor away: if well aimed.

14b. But if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!


1. Your real name: -insert super awsome name here-

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Flixy (so cool)

3. Your Gangsta name (the first four letters of your middle name plus "izzle"): Leeizle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Fish

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Lee Pallas

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Holfe (HAHA)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Pepsi (cool alliteration)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lee Ronald

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Jackson


Copy and Paste Section

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (Any type of sporting ball. All thrown by the same person)

80 of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile. if your one of the people who nearly puke when you hear the words Zac Efron or High School Musical paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: DaichiKun, Armageddon_rider,Lefi123, Sailor Yellow Rose, Mimi the Popo, StarJumper

READ THIS!! VERY IMPORTANT AND TRUE!!!!!!

When I was younger, just by a few years, I was always trying to be popular and fit in. I hid my crazy antics from the populars and tried to be someone I was not. I loved the color pink, wore makeup all the time, read teen magazines, and wanted to be fabulous. Problem was, I was always being made fun of. I wasn’t happy. Then one day I logged on to my dad’s computer and found this site, what I didn’t know was that moment changed my life forever.

I read profiles and stories, taking in that there were people out there who were happy with being weird...and I realized I could be too. I ditched all of my pink clothing, got rid of all my makeup, and began to act crazy all day everyday. I accepted the fact that I love purple and black, that I loved creepy things, and that I was a Night Owl at heart. I learned you don’t always have to take your parents views (I support gay rights and helping the enviroment), cartoons CAN teach you something, and it doesn’t matter what other people think of you. Their judgement doesn’t change who you are. Being ‘The Weird Chick’ is actually fun, and it’s not the end of the world if you are an outcast...it’s actually batter than fitting in! I learned to fight for what I think is right, and not to let other people rain on you, freak them out by busting out the Slip’n’Slide!!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think this is all too true, and put your name in the list. With Luv and zombie bunnies, Skellingtonfan1, Starjumper

Hey, you. Yes, you, sitting there reading this.

You may not believe this, but I swear to you it's true.

You are beautiful just the way you are. You're an amazing, talented person and you can make it through. There is someone out there that cares about you, there are multiple people out there that care about you, and I'm one of them. :) So don't give up.


Funny section!!!!

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and say's 'Run Bitch!'.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, a Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you;a Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to you

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

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Winged Puppets by nightwings93 reviews
"The strings tugged at my leg, making it move against my will. The strings dug into my ankle as my leg stretched too far above my head. Blood fell from the sky and landed on my forehead. I watched as Fang was forced into a similar pose. We had to get out"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY by the7thflockmember reviews
What would happen if the flock found my list, '50 Ways to Annoy Iggy? Read to find out. Who ever knew they could be so cruel to everybody's favorite blind, pyro CHEF? Chapter 7 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,560 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Iggy
Something Happens by DramaQueen95 reviews
Jasmine runs away from home after being forced to marry. However, she gets kidnapped after she escapes. And by none other than Aladdin. Hating him at first, she begins to see the other side of him and loses her heart to him. A little twist on Aladdin. AXJ
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Aladdin, Jasmine
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
1001 Ways to Refuse Jafar by Dolphinfootballover95 reviews
Let's get real: Jasmine could have refused Jafar in a lot of other ways instead of dumping the wine on his face. Check it out if you wanna see how Jasmine could have handled the situation.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jafar, Jasmine
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Spain's Prisoner 1 by ShyScience reviews
Sixteen year old Romano Lovino Vargas find's he is kidnapped by pirate Spain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and is taken aboard his ship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Application To Date My Daughter by Evil Robina reviews
'Never ever mess with me again.' I said to Iggy. 'I'm sorry Fang.' Iggy replied. 'But this means WAR'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009
Flock Talk by jadeprincess147 reviews
Series of unrelated all-dialogue oneshots with two members of the flock talking to each other about . . . well, lots of things. Some are funny, some are fluffy, and some are just kinda random. T for themes. Fax, Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ouija Board 3: Reborn by Fangalicous08 reviews
Number 3 in the Ouija Board trilogy! Eleven years after Ella and Dr. M's death, what's up with the flock now? Are they in danger again? Can Iggy and Ella protect their family? Read it and find out. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella
Jafar's Nemesis by DarkMoonFairy94 reviews
Since Jasmine was born she has always gotten on Jafar's nerves.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jafar, Jasmine - Complete
Night Rain by Zapz reviews
Amaya Muto suffers a drastic murder of her parents and then is forced to live in Domino City. As soon as she arrives, she's chased and hunted down. Why do they want her? What makes her unique? What is her destiny? SetoxOC, JoeyxOC, YugixOC. R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
Unrecognizable Faces by werestillflying reviews
When the Flock is found badly hurt by Booth and Bones, they may just have found sanctuary at last. Takes place during SoF. Only BoothxBones & AngelaxHodgins Romance. Maybe some Fax. Read inside for more info. Rated T to be safe
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Fang, T. Brennan, S. Booth
Approve or Cancel? by Iris Butterfly reviews
#Book I# An arranged marriage for Allen without his knowledge, and to a guy no less. The only clue is that his fiancee goes to Black Order High; but, there was a slight mistake in the documents so he's enrolled as a girl. And secretly, Allen is his fan.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,038 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Playing with Death by Doritos1996 reviews
Jasmine thinks Aladdin has grown tired of her,so he tries to explain what she means to him,which leads to a game.What happens when Mozenrath decides to play as well by kidnapping Jas and Genie?Al decides that he'll save them,no matter what.Aladdin's POV.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Aladdin, Jasmine - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Tough Love by XxMRulesXx reviews
Max is a new girl who moved next door to the mysterious Fang. When they first meet, Max thinks that he is a jerk. But when they spend more time together, they get closer...too close. Fang has a big secret. One word: wings! Will this affect their love? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Max, Fang
An Old Friend and A New Love by GreenScar1990 reviews
An old friend of Po's returns to the Valley of Peace and gives Po the encouragement he needs to finally ask out the woman of his dreams... Master Tigress. One-Shot.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3570 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Archangels by californiarolldreams reviews
Fang is a prince of the world Seraph. His father is dead and he must take the throne. He needs a queen, so he travels to Earth with a new life. But there are ones that will do anything so he doesn't find his queen. Will he find her in time? AU. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Fang, Max
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Daddy by xxIceCrystalxx reviews
When Max discovers that she's pregnant, she has no choice but to leave the flock. Six years later: Something terrible has happened to Max and her daughter has to find the family that she doesn't remember. The family she's not even sure will take her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Stranded by Lady McAubrey reviews
When Christi gets stranded on a remote island somewhere in the Indian Ocean after a devastating ship wreck, she meets two brothers with a devastating story of their own.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010
Shrek: NCIS Style by Twilight Trekky reviews
Once upon a time there was a lovely director, but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a warehouse, guarded by a terrible fierce Mossad assassin. AU shrek parody
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
It's Been Twenty Years by BeMyFallenAngel reviews
FANG SPOILERS! At the end of FANG, Fang left a note for Max. The last part told her to meet him at the cliff where they met the hawks. Now 20 years later it's time for Max and Fang to meet again. Faxness! !HIATUS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Fang, Max
50 Ways to Annoy Iggy by the7thflockmember reviews
How to Annoy the blind bird-kid
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Iggy - Complete
The 'Most Likely' Awards by rainbowstrike reviews
The Flock decides it'd be fun to resurrect a game from the days of the E-Shaped House. Fang & Iggy discover a boredom list, Gaz eats broccoli like a dinosaur, Nudge and Ella are running the show and Max wants the house kept intact. FAX. EGGY. R & R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009
Diadem by Oh Sweet Solace reviews
A mysterious guest presents newlywed Jasmine with a beautiful diadem, unleashing a deadly spell. The gang goes to a magical kingdom to break the spell, but the kingdom itself is in danger, and Jasmine isn't herself anymore... Literally.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Jasmine, Aladdin
The Ouija Board by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max and Fang discover a mysterious game, but soon the game gets out of hand. Can Max and Fang get themselves out of this mess or will they come to a tragic end?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
No Longer Thirsty by Oh Sweet Solace reviews
The story of a hungry sultan, seeking revenge. The story of a friendly prince who wished only to make a lover’s dream come true. The story of a lonely princess — how she lived — and died." the story of Jasmine's parents, including Jafar and Razoul
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sultan, Razoul - Complete
Stealing the Stories by Oh Sweet Solace reviews
Rated 3rd favorite story @ aladdincentral .org-Chaos sends Aladdin & Jasmine on a trip through various fairy tales and other stories. How they react to these stories becomes very interesting and funny! - Adventure/romance/comedy
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Aladdin, Jasmine - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas by PlatinumGal reviews
Part of the Deltora christmas challenge. Mistletoe? Gifts? Sledging? An'I survived the Quest' shirt? Is this Christamas in Del or what?
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jasmine, Lief - Complete
Cupid by PlatinumGal reviews
Barda decides to 'Help' Leif and Jasmines Relationship. Don't think about it too hard ; Very Cracky with humor that seemed funny to a 13 year old
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Jasmine, Lief - Complete
A New Life in Agrabah by Incy Little Spider reviews
A few months after Jafar has taken over, and the evil sorcerer's thoughts on his success. Not one for people who don't like seeing heroes being downtrodden and abused.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Aladdin, Jafar - Complete
Gone by Katie Ann reviews
The Sultan gave his daughter a grave look as her tears fell like rain. He turned to face Aladdin. “My boy, you were gone for six long years. Didn't you know?”
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 64,001 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Aladdin, Jasmine
Aladdin: The Abridged Script by MonSolo23 reviews
This is the entire first movie, told in 15 minutes. I co-wrote this with my brother and we've been working on it off and on for a long time. One-shot.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Dragon's Heart reviews
Alexandra lives a normal life with her normal family and normal friends. But when she is sent on a trip to find a boy with the heart of a dragon, so her village can be saved, the adventure begins. Rated K-plus because of the ocasional language.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010
Truth, Dare, Double dare, Kiss, Love or Torture reviews
Everyone else was doing one so I guess it's my turn. The flock and ella play T.D.DD.K.L.T with hilarious results hint: Fax, forced Figgy and plenty of pink .Rated K-plus because my dares are to awsome to be rated K.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010
The FAX Plan reviews
Fang left after Angel now we're sending in our most skilled fanfictioners to get him back and retrieve the fax that was once ours... okay so we're not so skilled but we have a plan, The FAX Plan. Read on as Stars, Scream and Robina put it into play.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011
Two Different Maidens in Two Diffrent Scenes reviews
This story is set in the second series and in the third book at the part they're in the Grey. Read it because it's my first one. and the second half is when there at the factory but I'll get to that later.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010
The Never Ending Authors Note reviews
This is the autors note that, literally, NEVER ENDS! Join the flock as I put them through test after test of meeting a certain half-vampire and the craziest of all my friend.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010
Found You! reviews
The flock was split up 10 years ago when Max was 16 and she was a experiment again. Now she's finally gotten out and she's out to find the flock. Oh and there's a new guy in town planning to wipe out all the weak called 'Recovery'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010
Running with the stars reviews
Max is running from the school. Then she meets 'The Flock'. Who are superstars with a dark secret and a even darker leader named Fang. who I may add is dangreously attractive. Just incase I don't own MR. Rated T for the fight scenes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,801 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010