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Joined 03-11-10, id: 2286027, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
Author has written 27 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Newsies.

I'm a girl and I hate sexist remarks. I wish for wings, in the year 1899...I could be a winged newsie!!!! I call Blink, or Mush, maybe Spot. I could beat you up. Isn't that really all that matters? Oh, and I'm addicted to Maximum Ride! And Newsies!

Dumb info Crap

Name: Flying. That's all your gonna get. Angel: Angel! Samson: Samson.

Age: I'm somehwere between 13 and 16. I've never been clear to you, and it aint gonna change. Angel: 5. Samson: 7.

Location: The midwest. Angel: Flying's house. Samson: *has dissapeared*

Hair: Brown. It's NOT BLONDE! Angel: Blonde.

Eyes. Blueish-grayish-greenish. Depends on the lighting. Angel:Blue!

Height: 5' 5". Angel: Um...Short.

Favorite color: Black. Angel: Pink, or blue, or maybe white... Me: We get it, you like a lot of colors.

Addictions: Newsies and Maximum Ride. Angel: Chocolate and teddy bears.

There you have it.

I made Wordles!

They are obviously MR themed, so here are some links.

Write down the names of favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1. Angel

2. Iggy

3. Max

4. Nudge

5. Fang

6. Gasman

7. Total

8. Ella

9. Dylan

10. Jeb


1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Gasman/Sam. No and most certainly not.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Nudge is about my age, so...

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Sam got Ella pregnant? Did they even meet?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A few.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Iggy and Gasman. Oddly enough, I have seen a few Giggy fics.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Fang/Dylan or Fang/Jeb. Fylan. Their the same age.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Total walks in on Iggy and Ella. He wouldn't be surprised, say "You crazy kids," then walk out. Simple as that.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Max/Jeb. NOT ROMANTIC. Max and Jeb have had a rocky relationship. Jeb has gone from good guy to traitor to good guy. Is he back in the traitor category?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Angel/Ella. No there is not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

Total/Sam. Virginia.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Friends list? What?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I'm all alone. No friends list.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Still no friends.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Ella? I don't have anything, so the Hampster Dance Song.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Angel/Gasman/Sam. Sam gets really creeped out.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Every time I go to FF.

God-dang Stereotypes.

Copy, Paste, and bold the ones that have to do with you.

And if you have part that ethnic race in you, underline it and put how much of it you are in parentheses.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (24%)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (24%)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem.

God danggit I hate sterotypes.


I have kidnapped Nudge. She promises not to mess things up completely because when school starts she'll be going, and she fell in love with my baby brother. She hates my little sister. Shes made herself at home. If you read St. Fang of Boredom's JobListings story, you'll see how Saint drags Fang around to fantasy lands. Somehow, I think Nudge will drag me anywhere and everywhere. The little twerp has already hacked into my computer. Course, she's not thrilled about it.

God, don't let me regret this.

Yeah, I left Nudge. She was getting all wierd. So now I have pre-TAE 5 year old adorable Angel. She is frozen at this age and will never develop any farther.

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3 AM Stroll by luvin'-music reviews
What happens when the flock goes out for a fly at 3 in the morning? Days get mixed up? Clowns becoming burglers? Nudge having a nervous break down? Find out here! Rated K for, well, scary clowns...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
A Definition of Leadership by fiesa reviews
Every member of the flock has a different opinion on what a good leader should be like. Here is a summary. OneShot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Daddy by xxIceCrystalxx reviews
When Max discovers that she's pregnant, she has no choice but to leave the flock. Six years later: Something terrible has happened to Max and her daughter has to find the family that she doesn't remember. The family she's not even sure will take her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
School Days by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
life in the school when they were kids. Things will be different than what the books mention because the books won't happen. Little kid Fax. In the begining they were three but age as the story goes on. T for langague and for what happens to Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Damned Lullabye by bookworm0492 reviews
A lullaby for the children created and killed in the Itex laboratories. I can picture either Max or Nudge singing it...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
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I Must Be Going Somewhere reviews
Elizabeth Conlon is 4 years old. Racetrack Higgins had no idea his sister was married. Now he's stuck with his and Spot's energetic neice. She would do anything to remain with them, but her family wants her back.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Racetrack H., Spot C.
Found reviews
It started so innocent, even boring. It spiraled into an ancient mystery, suspisions, paranoia, and questioning every instict you've ever had. James Patterson isn't as creative as we thought.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Angel, Iggy
My Immortal Brought Down To Size reviews
Yep, it's commentary of the worst fanfic ever. Have fun! Rating is T, borderline M. Because Enoby can't seem to refrain from swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011
Spot Conlon reviews
Spot Conlon doesn't date. Whoever told you he's a womanizer lied through their teeth.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
Ebony, Ivory, and Wings reviews
I was set free. I didn't know English, and I had never seen grass before. I was a freak that shouldn't exist. No one else was anything like me, but maybe that's why I liked them so much in the first place...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Mush, Kid Blink
The Dreaded Plot Bunnies of DOOM! reviews
Max had been taken hostage by creatures that want her to write cliches! The horror!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Max - Complete
Fly On reviews
So maybe it was selfish. But I wanted her. She used to want me. I was the father figure to a few little kids. She was the mother figure. Why didn't it work out? Miggy that turns to Fax and Niggy. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Combined Efforts reviews
Max is fed up with not doing anything, so the Flock splits up into pairs to find mutants like them, but nobody foresees drama of humans involved. New faces will help them get through the hardest thing they've faced... separation.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Max, Angel
Fighting reviews
A girl, half crazy, just wanting revenge. A group of boys, wondering how to fix it all. It's an odd sort of match, but she fits in for the first time in her life.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Spot C.
Alice reviews
'I believed him.' Alice has been lied too, but she doesn't know. Alice has never been free, and she's never wanted too. Jeb took Alice away. But as Alice realizes she's done wrong, she wants to revive her own soul, and those of her old friends, her kind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Angel
Have you any wings? reviews
Max isn't Max anymore...the essence of her has vanished.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Max - Complete
Lonesome reviews
'I am alone. I am lost. I am surrounded by people in a place I know very well.' Warning: Death
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Angel, Max - Complete
The Family reviews
Mary Meridian gave up her children to the School. When one of them is taken away, the others escape. But Stella, Ebony, Nathanial, Luna, and Leo don't expect to find Thomas at all, much less where he ended up, in a Flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang
Why was I born? reviews
Why was the Flock born? Each had a different purpose, and Max's was the most dangerous of all. But the Flock saved her from her own purpose in life, from what she was programmed to be. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Max, Angel - Complete
Flying's Rant Central reviews
Me talking about life, and middle school, and stereotypes, and other things that I generally don't like with Angel and Sampson at my side! You don't have to read this, I don't care.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Angel
If I die reviews
Angel loves her brother.The love and memories will not die with him. Character death, songfic, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Angel, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Magic Barriers reviews
If the Triwiard competition had a few bird-kids from different magic schools in it, how would it turn out? With Max, Fang, Iggy, and Nudge in magic practice, and Angel and Gazzy in 'supervision', anything can happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010
Fallen Angels reviews
This story is an adopted one! Anyway-summary. Max and the Flock aren't what you think they are. They are fallen angels with a mission to go back where they came from, and would even fight the devil himself to get there.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Max
Enter For Your Person in a Story reviews
I need characters for a Maximum Ride story which plotline depends on what characters are chosen. Oh, and Nudge is showing her Fang obsession again. Geez. Rating of story depends oon plotline.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Nudge - Complete
Feeling reviews
He wishes he didn't feel this regret, but he does. Oneshot songic to The Call by Regina Spektor.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Fang - Complete
Open My Eyes reviews
An older Iggy reflects on his blindness, and he resents the world for it. Rated T for suicide. Songfic-Untitled by SImple Plan
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iggy - Complete
A Wandering Angel reviews
She never meant for it to be this way. But sometimes, what you mean isn't how it happens. She really tried. Oneshot. Rated T for suicide.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Angel - Complete
Nudge Songs reviews
10 randomly chosen songs put into a Nudge story. Chritsmas, dancing, and more. Niggy/Eggy/Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
Black Feather reviews
Fang was forced to leave. Now he's alone. Until he gains his new Flock, that is. But Max is back in Arizona, making still more desisions. Will the two ever come back and be united? Full summary inside. Fax, 1 sided Miggy, 1 sided Niggy. Post Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Fang
Changes reviews
A new threat is coming to the Flock...and this time, they can't fight it alone. They'll need the help of other recently developed avian-humans. But conncetions are made between both the Flock and the newly changed, and what if that's they're weakness?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Max
I was MAXimum Griffeths? reviews
Max had a desision mae for her after Fang left. NOw all she wants is him back, while that desision is being carried out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Magic reviews
Angel is alone when Iggy comes up. They just sit until figures cross over the moon. It looks like, humans...on brooms? Oneshot. Don't own either Harry Potter or Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Angel - Complete