Author has written 1 story for 11eyes/イレブンアイズ.
"The only reason people don't believe in things is because they're scared of the monsters that imagination can create."-Me
Me: Pointing's rude, you know.
"The thumb is generally acknowledged to be a finger, in which case we're safe, because that makes five fingers. But some experts argue that the thumb is completely different and is one of the things that sets us apart from the animals and in that case we only have four fingers on each hand. And that's bad." -Artemis Fowl II
Ter Borcht: Let's start with you.
Gazzy: I have x-ray vision. *squints at Ter Borcht, then looked creeped out*
Ter Borcht: *to assistant* Don't write that down. *to Nudge* Do you have any special abilities?
Nudge: What, besides the wings?
Ter Borcht: Ja, besides the vings.
Nudge: Hm... Besides the vings... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting, without barfing.
Ter Borcht: That is hardly a talent.
Nudge: *looks hurt* I'd like to see you do it!
Gazzy: *in Ter Borcht's voice* I vill now eat nin Schinkus bahs... Vishout bahfing!
Ter Borcht: Mimic. Write that down. *to Iggy* And you? Are you not a liability to the group? You always have to hold onto someone, ja?
Iggy: Only when I want to steal their pudding.
Max: Yeah, watch out for that.
Ter Borcht: *grumbles and turns to Fang* You?
Fang: Besides my awesome sense of fashion? I play a mean harmonica.
Ter Borcht: *to Max* Vhy are they so stupid?
Max: *thinks* 'They're not stupid. They're survivors.'