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Joined 03-12-10, id: 2286169, Profile Updated: 03-30-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm a 25 year old nerd who loves reading and writing way more than should be considered healthy. I've often sacrificed hours upon hours of sleep simply because of my inability to put down any book I happen to be reading. I have a tendency to read them cover to cover. I'll admit to having a preference for the smutty romance novels, but I think I also make up for that by being hopelessly in love with both William Shakespeare and Stephen King. I've dabbled with writing since I was abut 12 years old but this is my first time sharing it with anyone outside my close circle of friends.

My best friend got me hooked on fanfiction--I didn't even know it existed, I'm such an internet lame-o--but now I'm completely addicted to it. She was also the one who pushed me into writing some of my own, of which I'm eternally grateful because I never would have guessed how much fun I'd have with it. I hope people will have just as much reading my work as I am writing it because that's what fanficiton is all about, right? Having fun.

I'm a little bit oldschool for being only 25, I'm sure you'll realize by most of my literary/music/media references. I'll probably quote a lot of Shakespeare or make too many Friends or Scrubs references...because really my life revolves around those things. That and Phantom of the Opera. (Gerard Butler as Phantom?...ungh. Edward who?) Haha, jk. I'm not really team Edward or team Jacob, although I'm a big fan of both characters. And even though I totally fell for Jackson Rathbone as Jasper I'll probably write most of my stories around Edward and Bella simply because I see them as one of the most epic couples in literary history. They're right up there with Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy, and that's saying a lot for me. (Did I mention I'm a nerd?)

I'm open to all kinds of feedback and am a self-proclaimed review whore. Obviously I love positive reviews the best, but I also appreciate constructive criticism. I'm not overly sensitive or defensive about my work, I know I'm no professional. Like I said, this is for fun and criticism only helps improvement.

I've gotten quite a response so far to my first fanfiction attempt--Edit My Life--and I want to thank everyone who's been following/commenting on that story. You guys are awesome and a huge ego boost! I love you all.

TNMB also won 3rd place public vote in the first and only contest I've entered thus far. The We Heart It contest hosted by Twilight Fic Zone. Hugethanks to all those who read and voted. Many of you have requested I continue that story. It was originally intended as a O/S but I will consider extending it if it receives a good response. That, however, will be put on hold until the completion of EML. I can only do one story at a time, sorry, that's really all I have time for.

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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21260 - Favs: 11,726 - Follows: 7,466 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two Makes Three by xXTailoredDreamsXx reviews
Bella is emotionally broken after her long term relationship with Jacob ends when he chooses his love for music over her. She's sure she will never feel anything again until she meets a beautiful stranger during a subway ride home that changes her life. Will one mistake take everything away, leaving a bitter taste forever in her future? Or will her truer destiny prevail?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 397,853 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21713 - Favs: 5,811 - Follows: 5,814 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10804 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 6,543 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20130 - Favs: 13,059 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10611 - Favs: 11,712 - Follows: 12,403 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9371 - Favs: 5,225 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Journey by tayci reviews
Bella, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett have known each other since they were kids. Bad first impressions and secrets create a hostile relationship between Jasper and Bella, but one bet changes things between them. And how can Edward and Alice help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,081 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
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Edit My Life reviews
Bella, after having her life ripped apart, moves to Portland in an attempt to escape her shattered dreams and stalker of an ex. Broken and disillusioned, will she be able to pick up the pieces and start anew? Will she ever trust enough to love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 169,532 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Naked Man In My Bathtub reviews
3rd Place in We Heart it Contest: Bella comes home after a long and stressful day looking to blow off steam and spend some personal bathroom time. What happens when she walks in and finds it already occupied? –Edward/ Bella, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Who Says You Can't Go Home reviews
I should not have come back. I'd thought, after all these years, that I could come here and finally lay my ghosts to rest. How could I have known they would only come back to life? She wasn't supposed to be here….
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete