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If your reading this you probably clicked on my name. THANK YOU FOR CLICKING ON MY NAME!!!!!! (Clears throat) I'll tell you a little about myself.

You've probably already figured my screen-name. If you haven't, your probably infected with stupidity. I am a Guy who lives on Earth. I write books (Duh. Why else would I be on FanFiction.) I write only Sly Cooper stories. I AM THE NUMBER ONE SLY FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know most of you are thinking that I'm just going to vanish off FanFiction like I did before, but I'm not. I am working on a story that is well thought out, has long chapters, and is going to be more mature than all of my other stories. It's called 'Road Rage', and it'll be my best story yet!


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and that Jesus Christ is His Son
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore Him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before My father in Heaven


James Wesley Ghram

Description: A crazy raccon who has a mental problem that was never diagnosed.

Species: Raccoon

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Eye Color: A brownish carmel color (Kind of like Sly's)

History: No one really knows his history except that he's the brother of Karisa. (His sister is an OC you'll see if you keep reading).

Stats: Is going to be used throughout my stories.

Smith Taylor River (nickname; Smitty)

Description: A calm, cool, type of guy.

Species: Lizard

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Eye Color: Blue

History: Was born into a rich family, then ran away. He won't tell anyone why.

Stats: Is going to be used in one specific story.

Judeth Karisa Taylor

Description: Outgoing around friends but quiet around unknown people.

Species: Raccoon

Gender: Female

Age: 22

Eye Color: A brownish carmel color like her brother's.

History: No one really knows her history except that her brother is James.

Stats: Is going to be used throughout my stories.

Armondo Smith Sierra (Spell out his initials)

Description: He has a tough military-like personality, but is still open and kind. He hates people making fun of his initials.

Species: Grey Wolf

Gender: Male

Age: 42

Eye Color: Deep green

History: An early retired 5 star commander-in-chief of the US army.

Stats: Will mainly be used in a specific book, but will be used in other sories too.

Charlie Lowis Davin

Description: Playful and fun-loving. She has a British accent.

Species: Siamese cat.

Gender: Female.

Age:23

Eye Color: Hazel

History: Was born into a weird cult an escaped.

Stats: Was introduced in A Crazy Cooper Christmas, but will be used throughout my stories.


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile.


This is a supersticious thing. Once you read the end, you'll find out why.

Sweetness

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

(I have actually tried most of these)

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Truth or Dare: Being delayed

A Crazy Cooper Christmas: Being delayed.


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The Daughter of the Klaww Gang by Sango-Is-Alone reviews
Takes place during the second game. Sly meets the daughter of a Klaww Gang member, who does not want to be in the Klaww Gang. She wants to join Sly's gang. Is this a trap? Or can the gang trust her? Rating for safety. May contain spoilers.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/3/2008
Dairy of a theif by welcometofightclub reviews
it's basically excripts from cooper's diary and moments from his life. takes place after Sly 3. inspired by the TV show "Titus." little bit of OC here and there.rated T for language and some adult situations.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 133,379 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Headache by CyndarDragon reviews
Chloe's once commonplace life flips backwards after an unexpected storm which left her stuck in Sly 2. In the world of anthros where she's the only human, she has to work with the gang and possibly something much more. Sorry, no mary-sue.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,623 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sly C.
UC: Lockout by 082 Martian Scout reviews
UC. Sequel to UC: Cache Raid. Upon arrival of the mysterious Howlers Island, in a weapons laboratory, the Cooper Gang battle werewolves, and the Revelation of Borg is revealed. My last Sly Cooper story, so I promise to make it my best. Please review!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 70,937 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Neyla - Complete
Sly as a Cooper by SmashQueen reviews
14 year-old Faye is sucked into Sly 2. Will she make it back in one piece or will she leave a part of herself behind? Can she even get home at all? Involves Neyla-bashing. Canceled.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,092 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/7/2005
UC: Melancholy and Repent by 082 Martian Scout reviews
A part of the Untold Chronicles. Sequel to Seeker's Scroll. R&R.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,120 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bentley, Penelope - Complete
Sly Cooper and the Happy Campers Orphanage by Shady Fetish reviews
What would happen if Sly was attacked and induced with amnesia? This story is about his adventure to try and remember everything while working at the same orphange he went to when he was eight years old. [COMPLETED! (YAY]
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,310 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
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