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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287140, Profile Updated: 03-16-10
Author has written 1 story for 10 Things I Hate About You.

Hey Guys and Gals,

So I am a 18 year old university student who is studying to become a forensic anthropologist. I have been told by many professors in the past few years that my writing skills are not something to be proud of, so I thought posting some stories on here would get me writing more and help me improve some. Not to mention, its just fun. :D

Now lets see if it helps me at all. But in the end, you all can call me Nicole. (:

Favorite Movies: Quest For Camelot, Gladiator, Inglorious Bastards, Reservoir Dogs, Over The Hedge, Open Season, The Dark Knight, Moulin Rouge, Star Trek, Sweeney Todd, Face Off, The Dirty Dozen, Good Morning Vietnam, Grosse Point Blank, Meantime, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Tennessee, 3:10 to Yuma, Iron Man, Fight Club, and so on and so forth.

Favorite TV Shows: House M.D., 10 Things I Hate About You, Lie to Me, The Mentalist, 21 Jump Street and Bones.

Favorite Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, The Outsiders, Hearts of Atlantis, The Hunger Games, Merchant of Venice, The Odyssey, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Fight Club, and many, many more.

"I asked you what two plus two equals and a day later you tell me, 'Not twenty-five.'"

"Never is just reven spelled backwards."

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice" (M.A.S.H.)

"You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs... or legs... or heads..." (Professor Muise)

"You know I have never really found stones guys that dependable.
Except for cookies... They always have good cookies." (Bones)

:D

As Inglorious As It Gets by HollywoodGirl15 reviews
Hayden is the daughter of Colonel Hans Landa. She despises what he does in every single way, and in a last desperate effort to get away she plots a scheme to get away. When she meets a certain troupe along the way, how will they react to her? Raine/OC.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,351 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Aldo R., H. Landa
It's Just A Cold reviews
Patrick is known as the bad-boy of his school and enjoys the solitude it creates. But when he receives some unexpected news, he will find himself needing support from not only those who he cares for, but from those who fear him the most. First Story
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Patrick V.