The Evil Critic From Hell
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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287366, Profile Updated: 07-17-16
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda.

Good evening, I am the Evil Critic From Hell. Welcome to my profile.

Assuming you clicked on my profile because a) you liked one of my stories and decided to check me out or b) you thought my name was amusing, then I encourage you to check out the information on this page. Below the break is a quick snapshot of what my current interests are (and therefore what I am more likely to write about in the future) and the status of my stories. I'm not a particular fan of long profiles, so this will be kept short and sweet.

Please, go ahead and read, and enjoy your day.

Current Top Interests:

Video Games

Legend of Zelda



Gravity Falls

Steven Universe

Miraculous Ladybug

Stories Status

Beautiful Blades
In process (All chapters currently being revised; therefore, delayed chapters)

Papa Ganondorf
In process (Slow updates at this time)

Spirit Bound

Author Status

Actively Writing

Author Thoughts

Resumed work on chapter 35 of Beautiful Blades. Update Time: Unknown.

Chapter 4 of Papa Ganondorf under way but not expected to be complete for some time.

Update Schedule

1. Beautiful Blades (Updates on Weekends, varying release days between Friday, Saturday, and Sunday)

2. Papa Ganondorf (No current schedule at this time)

Future Projects

Written in Stone
Modern AU. The charismatic Link moves to a small town where he learns that he shares his name with a murderer from an ancient legend that foretells of a vicious homicide that takes place every one hundred years.

Legend-less (Tentative Title) - Designed to be a one-shot, with possible expansion in the future.
Set in Twilight Princess. When tragedy strikes the small town of Ordon from the attack of King Bulbin, the Hero’s Shade finds himself a hero again when the attack left this era’s Link dead, and his soul is suddenly his stead. Elation for life and for a second chance to be remembered a hero is quickly cut short as he has to choose between being a hero for Hyrule, or being a hero for his descendant.

Planned works under this section are under construction and subjected to change. If you feel that my future work will be an interesting read, let me know!

I still cannot believe the amount of energy I get from my readers of Beautiful Blades. It's such a weird Zelda story that I would have expected no one to read it. The fact that I have over a 100 is shocking to me. It is thanks to those who have taken in an interest that I continue to write, so thank you very much for your constant support! Without those who have begged me to continue writing Beautiful Blades, I would have stopped writing altogether. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Do you have any questions? Have I not updated in a long time? Something on my profile not satisfy your curiosity? Feel free to send me a message.

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Beautiful Blades reviews
Dark is a cocky, intrusive, handsome young man who comes to Hyrule on diplomatic mission who finds himself falling hard for Princess Zelda. Thanks to his noisy nature, he quickly learns that Princess Zelda is not Zelda, but rather a young man named Link. Dark finds himself in a web of secrets as he tries to protect Link and come to terms with his love for him. Yaoi Dark Link X Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 172,116 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dark Link, Link
Papa Ganondorf reviews
17-year old Ganondorf is determined to prove himself as the greatest Prince of Thieves in history... No, the greatest male Gerudo to ever be born! However, there's a rather harsh rift in his plans when he finds himself the sudden guardian of a 4-year old Princess Zelda, and she dares call him 'Papa!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Sheik
Spirit Bound reviews
On his way to find Zelda, Link seeks the Flames of the Gods. However, his last encounter with Ghirahim, a comically sadistic demon lord with an appetite for blood and revenge, left a terrible impression on the lord. Upon entering the Silent Realm, Link's body is open for the taking, which the demon lord does exactly, using Link's body exactly as he pleases.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete