The Evil Critic From Hell
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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287366, Profile Updated: 01-17-18
Author has written 5 stories for Legend of Zelda.

Good evening, I am the Evil Critic From Hell. Welcome to my profile.

Assuming you clicked on my profile because a) you liked one of my stories and decided to check me out or b) you thought my name was amusing, then I encourage you to check out the information on this page. Below the break is a quick snapshot of what my current interests are (and therefore what I am more likely to write about in the future) and the status of my stories. I'm not a particular fan of long profiles, so this will be kept short and sweet.

Please, go ahead and read, and enjoy your day.

Current Top Interests:

Video Games

Legend of Zelda


Fire Emblem


Gravity Falls

Steven Universe

Miraculous Ladybug


Stories' Status

Beautiful Blades
In progress

Papa Ganondorf

Spirit Bound

Author Status

Actively Writing

Author Thoughts (Updated: 8/22/2017)

Began work on chapter 42 of Beautiful Blades. Expected Update Time: Unknown

Chapter 11 of Papa Ganondorf is currently on pause. Expected Update Time: Unknown.

Update Schedule

1. Beautiful Blades (Updates on Weekends, varying release days between Friday, Saturday, and Sunday)

2. Papa Ganondorf (Planned updates on weekends, varying release days between Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. However, weekday updates are still a possibility)

I have recently acquired a beta reader for Papa Ganondorf! thewritinggoddess. Be sure to go check out their work!

Do you have any questions? Have I not updated in a long time? Something on my profile not satisfy your curiosity? Feel free to send me a message.

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Beautiful Blades reviews
Dark is a cocky, intrusive, handsome young man who comes to Hyrule on diplomatic mission who finds himself falling hard for Princess Zelda. Thanks to his noisy nature, he quickly learns that Princess Zelda is not Zelda, but rather a young man named Link. Dark finds himself in a web of secrets as he tries to protect Link and come to terms with his love for him. Yaoi Dark Link X Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,801 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dark Link, Link
Written in Stone reviews
Modern AU. Link moves to a small town where he learns that he shares his name with an ancient legend that foretells of a vicious demon that kills every one hundred years. Time runs short as it appears this stories may be true... (Rated T for now, may change to M for themes and language).
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/25 - Link, Zelda, Prince Sidon, Riju
So You Wanted a Freaking Hero
He's bad-tempered. He's devious. He's a little bit pervy. But hey, he's the bloody hero you're getting. A parody re-telling of the original Legend of Zelda, where everyone are freaking terrible human beings. M for language and themes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Zoras
Papa Ganondorf reviews
17-year old Ganondorf is determined to prove himself as the greatest Prince of Thieves in history... No, the greatest male Gerudo to ever be born! However, there's a rather harsh rift in his plans when he finds himself the sudden guardian of a 4-year old Princess Zelda, and she dares call him 'Papa!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,804 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Sheik
Spirit Bound reviews
On his way to find Zelda, Link seeks the Flames of the Gods. However, his last encounter with Ghirahim, a comically sadistic demon lord with an appetite for blood and revenge, left a terrible impression on the lord. Upon entering the Silent Realm, Link's body is open for the taking, which the demon lord does exactly, using Link's body exactly as he pleases.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete