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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287539, Profile Updated: 08-28-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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Out Of Place by LeonPianta reviews
Having a premonition of a horrible subway crash leads Matt's friends to have a shifted opinion of him after finding out he's correct. What other psychic skills does he have, and why can't he seem to save them? Finished story from a few years back that I'm going back and refurbishing.
Final Destination - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 2/21/2009 - OC
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Domination by etsunara reviews
This takes place after the game ends although I haven't finished it yet and Shippuden in Naruto. The Star Forge is destroyed and Malak is dead, but Bastila, who is still evil, get's away. Where does she go? What does she do? Read and find out ON HOLD
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010
The Seven Sexy Sins by Yuniz reviews
The Homunculi need money. So what do they do? They dabble in the seedy underbelly of society, seedier than anything they have done before. Crack. M for Mention of mature stuff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Father
In The Name Of Fanservice by Yuniz reviews
Ed and the gang do odd things in the name of fanservice...NOT. In that case, what do they do? Read to find out. Crack. Companion fic to The Terrible Lunchtime Of Doom.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
The Room: Spongebob Edition by LeonPianta reviews
Thirteen Bikini Bottomites must stay in a single, blank room and outlast the others to win the grand prize. Who will stay in The Room the longest? Who will be voted off? Find out in The Room! Discontinued.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/18/2007
Lucy's Novel by Yuniz reviews
Lucy has finally finished her novel. Natsu wants to read it, but Lucy refuses to let him for her own reasons. A couple pairings sprinkled in here and there. Crack.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
A Night in the Dormitory by Mister Sprinkle Toes reviews
Sirius was straight. Until he met Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Welcome, Naruto! by etsunara reviews
Naruto and co. come to he real world! Oh no! What will happen? Read and find out! There might be romance, and if there is, it will probably just be Gaara and myself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,174 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Gaara The Druggie by Yuniz reviews
Gaara gets hooked on LSD, and it is Temari's and Kankuro's job to get their brother unaddicted. Crack...literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Gaara
Of Shadows and Blood by Tally Mai-chan reviews
AU. ShikxTemxHidan. Temari had to drop school to get a job and take care of her bothers. So what happens when two guy's fight for her love? She blinks a few times before slamming the door in their faces, muttering things like "Did I pay the water bill?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Sexy Hobo Scar by Yuniz reviews
In which Scar shows off his sexy hobo-ness. Oneshot, extreme OOC, implied stuff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Scar - Complete
Walmart and Canines by Rivala reviews
On one fateful afternoon, Ed and Al became main characters of a short one-shot which involved nothing but filler and bad jokes. This is their story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Dream Machine by SushiLover656 reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sai got a new book! But this is not your average friendship book, no It's a dating guide! Will Sai win the hearts of Konoha's female population or will he end up sorely heartbroken? Crackish Sai fic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sai
Team Tako by Polychromatic Idiosyncrasies reviews
In canon, Sasuke names his new team Team Taka - Team Hawk . Not so much in canon, he buys a sign for them. When there is a misprint, he attempts to return his sign. Bad things happen from there. Pairing: SasukexFrustrationOhGodWhyMe
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy by redclouds reviews
Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi get invited to play Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy. Unfortunately they aren't that smart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Elegy by green see-through ghosts reviews
Rest in peace: Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Jiraiya, Asuma, and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Dinner à Deux by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Barry the Chopper was to be a connoisseur of fine dining, Riza Hawkeye his unwilling dinner companion. And Vato Falman? He was to cater the affair, in a way that would leave Riza reeling...Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Barry the Chopper, Riza H. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Hidan has STDs by and you fall reviews
Hidan woke up with the feeling that his penis had shrunk about two inches back into his body. TsunadeHidan. No, I'm serious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan, Tsunade S. - Complete
Hidan Goes High by Dragon ANBU reviews
Hidan has his fun and suffers the consequences. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hidan - Complete
The Akatsuki Stories II: Akatsuki Reborn by SecondAsian reviews
In THIS one, you will find happiness, joy, and tacos! In THIS one, you will find Akatsuki! In THIS one, though, you will find.................................................................................................................................
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Orochimaru, Pain/Pein - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Akatsuki Leader by Yami White Rain reviews
[crack. oneshot.] The Akatsuki leader is Tenten?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 655 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/20/2003
Chicks Dig by Beeblebabe reviews
According to Maxim magazine, the best way to pick up girls is by having a puppy with you. Kurenai's team, no spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2003
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The Terrible Lunchtime of Doom reviews
Lunchtime takes a unusual turn in this crackfic starring clay, poisoned muffins, that one dorky employee from 4Kids, flashbacks, and funk, plus much, much more. Companion fic to In the Name of Fanservice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
A Year in the Naruto Universe reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
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