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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287565, Profile Updated: 07-04-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Glee.

I'm not new to fanfic.net but I am new to writing and publishing it on the internet. I have no idea what I'm doing so if you read can you PLEASE review. I'm not going to write unless I know what my readers think.

Becca/ Enigma-Fig xx

this song discribes me perfectly:

Real Late Starter by Nerina Pallot

I woke up late today
Actually I do that everyday
Got no place to be seen
I’m not part of a scene
I’m a genius loser
Keeping counsel with my own opinion
President of the state that I’m in
Should I just stay in bed?
Should I live in my head?
Oh God, so many questions to ask

Oh, you could call me lazy
I think of it as taking my time
‘Cos I don’t want to do what I don’t want to do
I’m the queen refusenik

[CHORUS]
But - oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine
But I’m a real late starter
So I’m making up for lost time
Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now
But I’m so polite – I do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life
Oh well.

Day by day I wonder
If I will be torn asunder
By these things that I know that nobody else knows
Or maybe it’s the drinking
I guess we should consult a Bible
Everybody needs a sign - or
Bless the birds and the bees
The flowers and trees
And blessed be the slacker

[CHORUS]
But - oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine
But I’m a real late starter
So I’m making up for lost time
Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now
But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time
I missed my calling in life

And you, must be having a laugh
Oh God – you’re having a laugh
No point in worrying if my day's a disaster
Inside my little head I’m happy ever after
Yes I am

[CHORUS]
Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine
But I’m a real late starter
So I’m making up for lost time
Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now
But I’m so polite
I missed my calling in life

[CHORUS]
Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine
But I’m a real late starter
So I’m making up for lost time
Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now
But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time
I missed my calling in life
Oooh – what of my life?
Yeah well.

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Betray by LoyalSlytherinForever reviews
au/ooc. Draco goes on what he believes to be a business trip for his father. When he runs into Remus, he learns it was in fact Severus who sent him. He finds out what, or actually who, his Uncle has been helping Remus hide. warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,322 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4541 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Purebloods, Wolves and Vampires! by PrettyTwisted reviews
Sequel to 'Of Purebloods and Wolves! Man on Man! Please read part one before this or you will be confused! More dramas lay ahead for our two favourite boys when vampires become involved!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,412 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Jacob
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Should Be Me by penny1200 reviews
When Rachel's driving everyone crazy before Regionals, the glee club recruits Puck to relax her. Will he succeed or will he make everything worse? And what will Finn think of this?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,635 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Treading Water by penny1200 reviews
When Puck learns Rachel can't swim before a big glee trip, he offers to teach her. Will their relationship grow, or will they kill each other first?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,717 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Draco's First Pet by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry brings home a questionable gift for Draco. Warnings: bestiality pygmy puff--yes, really , male urethral penetration
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 6,583 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'd Steal Your Heart Before You Ever Heard A Thing by smc-27 reviews
He's got a reputation that she just doesn't fit into, and yet he can't leave her alone. Everything's getting better for her, and he should let her have that. But it's not his fault she's stuck in his head. Puckleberry Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Seeing through different eyes by Caazzie reviews
Full summary inside. R&R Might be some lemons and swearings in later chapters
Host - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,068 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Flaming Desire by Mamma4ever reviews
Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested? AH OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,091 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella's mom played favorites since her sister was born,Bella was ignored.Charlie always tried to spend time with Bella to make up for it.Finally Charlie had enough and gets a divorce.Bella & Charlie move to New York.Bella makes friends & falls in love.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Always remember by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
AH/AU Location: Seattle. Ingredients: a hot guy, lots and lots of cocktails, a comfortable bed and sex. Result: a baby. What will do Bella when she finds out she’s pregnant? Rated M, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,805 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6523 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 2,317 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I would walk 500 miles by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Bella Swan want's to get away, she decided to move in with her dad and brother, and her life goes in a way she'd never expect it to. ALL HUMAN. R/R! CHAPTER 38 up now! the final chapter! SEQUEL POSTED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,811 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6315 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilderness by wolfpgirl reviews
Vampires. An alternative to Twilight, but based on the book. Bella gets talked into going backpacking and if by some miracle she makes it out alive, more danger is waiting for her. BxE Romance, action, angst, fluff....everything!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,216 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,986 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sparrow's Fortune Changes with the Tide by WenchesHaveMoreFun reviews
Sequel to A SPARROW'S SHADOW ON THE SEA. Pt.3 is finally here! Join Jack, Eve, Dylan, and the crew of the Pearl for more adventures. New OC's join old faves. Treasure, treachery, and yes, the Turners!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,747 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
A Sparrow's Shadow on the Sea by WenchesHaveMoreFun reviews
Sequel to BY THE HAND OF JACK SPARROW. Further adventures of Jack and Eve. Complications arise that threaten their happiness together. How will they cope? And how will Jack react when he learns he's going to be a father? COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,094 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
By the Hand of Jack Sparrow by WenchesHaveMoreFun reviews
Supernatural event in Bermuda Triangle dumps presentday girl into the ocean to be rescued by Black Pearl. A selfinsert, so ye be warned. First FF, R&R. Pirates in Ch.2 Rated for bad language. NOW COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,461 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Last Chance New Start reviews
Can a family trip give Puck and Harry futures? Puck 'meets' Harry...except Harry was unconscious at the time. SLASH HP/NP There will be scenes of a sexual and mature nature in later chapters. there will also be occasional mention of past Harry/OC not much though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Harry P., Puck
Plain Sailing reviews
After witnessing the death of her friends and family, months of silent suffering lead to an unexpected course that will lead Bella Swan to happiness. But will it be plain sailing all the way? Or will Bella's life hit rough waters? A/H T for language. NEEDS TO BE ADOPTED TO A GOOD HOME
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Forever Found reviews
Bella Swan, vampire, escapes from her master to discover her human past. when her search leads her to Forks will she find more than she bargained for. rated T just in case. A/U OPEN TO IDEAS AND ADOPTION TO A GOOD HOME
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward