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AGONY- not all pain is gain
DEFEAT- for every winner, there are dozens of losers … odds are you’re one of them
FAILURE- when your best just isn’t good enough
FUTILITY- You’ll always miss 100 of the shots you don’t take and, statistically speaking, 99 of the ones you do.
LOSING- If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style
MISTAKES- it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others
PESSIMISM- Every dark cloud has a silver lining. But lightning kills thousands of people every year who are trying to find it
PROCRASTINATION- Hard work often pays off over time. But laziness always pays off now.
STUPIDITY- Quitters never win and winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
UNIQUE- Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.
ADVERSITY- That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable.
BLAME-The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
CLUELESSNESS- There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
DESPAIR- It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
DREAMS- Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them.
GIVE UP- At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
HUMILIATION- The harder you try, the dumber you look.
SUCCESS- Success is a journey not a destination, so stop running.
LEADERS- Leaders are like eagles. We don’t have either of them here.
MOTIVATION-If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
OVERCONFIDENCE-Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.
POTENTIAL- Not everybody gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
PROBLEMS- No matter how great your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them.
RISKS- If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.
VICTORY- Winners never fly higher than when they are bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeated.
WINNERS- Because nothing says “you’re a loser” more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
WORTH- Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you are important.
Underachievement- The tallest piece of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you
You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes. -Jack Handy
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.
There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…just hope it’s NOT a train!
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.
Love is like water; we can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live with out it.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Zombies is what I do best.