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AGONY- not all pain is gain

DEFEAT- for every winner, there are dozens of losers … odds are you’re one of them

FAILURE- when your best just isn’t good enough

FUTILITY- You’ll always miss 100 of the shots you don’t take and, statistically speaking, 99 of the ones you do.

LOSING- If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style

MISTAKES- it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others

PESSIMISM- Every dark cloud has a silver lining. But lightning kills thousands of people every year who are trying to find it

PROCRASTINATION- Hard work often pays off over time. But laziness always pays off now.

STUPIDITY- Quitters never win and winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

UNIQUE- Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

ADVERSITY- That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable.

BLAME-The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

CLUELESSNESS- There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

DESPAIR- It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

DREAMS- Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them.

GIVE UP- At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

HUMILIATION- The harder you try, the dumber you look.

SUCCESS- Success is a journey not a destination, so stop running.

LEADERS- Leaders are like eagles. We don’t have either of them here.

MOTIVATION-If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

OVERCONFIDENCE-Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.

POTENTIAL- Not everybody gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

PROBLEMS- No matter how great your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them.

RISKS- If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.

VICTORY- Winners never fly higher than when they are bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeated.

WINNERS- Because nothing says “you’re a loser” more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

WORTH- Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you are important.

Underachievement- The tallest piece of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes. -Jack Handy

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.

There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…just hope it’s NOT a train!

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.

Love is like water; we can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live with out it.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

Zombies is what I do best.

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Broken Promises by Iliveinnerdfighteria reviews
Dean remembers a promise he made a long time ago. (Dean/Jo)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Dean W., Jo H.
Harry Potter and the Swordmage by TV and Gaming Enthusiast reviews
What if rather a tri-wizard tournament it was a quad-wizard tournament? But who is this new champion from this new school? Will Harry confess his feeling for Hermione? No Dumbledore/Weasley-bashing! Editing in progress. Nothing owned by me save for plot and any OC's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Last Potter in England by AlaskanKing reviews
Harry has a different reaction to Hermione pushing him away in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ninjas Meet Benders by ClareTurner reviews
Zuko was minding his own business when a strange boy randomly shows up...Sasuke Uchiha...pairings include Zuei,some Zutara,aatara,soki,sasusaku,some narusaku,naruhina
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Zuko
Shadow Walks by lorien829 reviews
In the five years since the Final Battle, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have struggled to cope with the mysterious disappearance and apparent death of Hermione Granger. There are deeper and darker purposes at work than Harry yet realizes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,455 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pureblood Supremacist by HrdDawg306 reviews
Harry's life is turned upside down after receiving a letter from Sirius. Starts after OOTP. Contains Manipulative Dumbledore, Ron and Ginny Bashing. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,581 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Torrid Affair by cooopercrisp reviews
AU, based loosely on events from "The Half-Blood Prince." What would have happened if, tormented by unrequited love, two close friends turned to each other to fill the voids in their own hearts? WARNING: Chapter 10 is rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Happy Potter Life by AmyVS7 reviews
The life that Harry leads after the war, including marriage, babies and everything else. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 190,840 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Merlin by CordeliaHalliwell reviews
A thousand years ago a child was born, forseen by Merlin to be the light in the darkness in the war against Voldemort. She is Merlin's gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,223 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry Potter Meets Leroy Jethro Gibbs by Blondejoke101 reviews
Harry is away on an undercover assignment when Hermione is kidnapped. Hermione's father, calls in his cousin Leroy Jethro Gibbs to work the case. I own nothing from Harry Potter or NCIS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
The Necklace by KoalaSnow reviews
Sokka is thinking of marrying Suki. Will she accept? How will everyone react to it? Read please. Sukka. COMPLETED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
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