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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287993, Profile Updated: 12-18-10
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Cartoons, and Romantic Princess/公主小妹.

I am a Star Wars lover. I am a girl... suprisingly. I play alot of sports: softball, basketball, tennis, and track.


fav. animal- Vulture

fav. music artist- Kesha

fav. song- Cannibal

fav. movie- The Lost Boys

fav. actor- Hayden Christensen

fav. book- Bratfest at Tiffanys

fav. track event- 400

fav. baseball team- Cardinals (DUH!)

fav. male tennis player- Fernado Verdasco

Who is president if the vice-president dies?

A: the president!

Can you catch a butterfly with your hair?

A: Sure,if you're a bru-net!

What do you call twin boy vampires?

A: Blood Brothers!

Favorite Bath and Body Works scents:

fresh linens
*sea island cotton
*green clover with aloe
*twilight woods
*velvet tuberose
*white tea and ginger

The only reason I put Romanic Princess as a catagory for one of my stories is because they didn't have anything I could put for Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I have a heart I swear I do, but just not baby when it comes to you. I get so hungry when you say you love me, if you know whats good for you. I think you're hot I think you're cool you're the kind of guy I'd stalk in school, but now that I'm famous you're in my anus. I want to eat you fool."

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"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot."

Freaky labels that think people are CRAZY... like me hehehehehehehehe

-On a Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping

( But why? It would make me look better )

-On a bag of Fritos

you could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside.

( A shoplifter's special!)

-On a bar of Dial soap

Directions-use like regular soap

( And that would be how...? )

-On some Swann frozen dinners

Serving suggestion: Defrost

( But it's "just" a suggestion )

-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert ( printed on the bottom of box )

Do not turn upside down

( It's a little late for that )

-On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding

Product will be hot after heating

( No? Really? I wanted to turn it into a popcicle! )

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron

Do not iron on body

( But it's faster that way! )

-On Boot's Children's cough medicine

Do not drive or operate machinery after taking

( Yeah I always let my little brother operate fork lifts and drive my car! )

-On Nytol Sleep Aid

Warning- May cause drowsiness

( I've been taking this to stay awake! Boy was I wrong!)

-On a Korean kitchen knife

Warning: Keep out of children

( I think that was probably a typo... I hope... Help me! )

-On most strings of Christmas lights

For indoor and outdoor use only

( as opposed to...?)

-On a Japenese food processor:

Not to be used for other use

( now I'm confused )

-On sainbury's peanuts

Warning- contains nuts

( what? No peas? )

-On an American Airline packet of nuts:

Instuctions: Open packet, eat nuts

( Really? I was just gonna' throw them out the window. But if you insist...)

-On a swedish chainsaw

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

( how many people have actually tried this )

-On a child's Superman costume

Wearing garment does not enable you to fly

(Awwwwwwww... Why do you have to crush kids dreams i am one of those kids that wanted to fight crime like Super man and standing on the top of the stairs jumping off hoping that my cape will act like a parachute to catch me if i fail but instead i get a face full of carpet. pouting :) Smily really...)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

Freaky and Actual warning labels that are actual and freaky

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. (Darn! I wanted to have flea and tick free fish!! :( pouting:) It's Smily!!

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. (But I wanted to curl my large intestine :( more pouting :) Smily!! How could you come at a time like this?? I'm pouting not smiling!! Get it straight!! please?)

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. (Why does someone riding a bike need shin gaurds? Their not playing soccer...or are they??)

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On a fireplace lighter. (But-but-but-but-...question mark)

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater. (But I can't go in the cold... Oh i know what i'll use! A flame thrower!! Smily you can come now!! Smily?! Smily?? scream)

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. (No I bought this to make the person attacking me smell pepper fresh!)

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush. (Yeah i love the taste of toilet bowl and pepper mint in the morning)

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old. (Now what am i going to get them? Oh I know a car!!)

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm. (Do i even need to say anything for this one?)

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison. (I thought that was the point... poor Gus and Jack Jack.)

"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh. (Gross gagging)

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV. (But how can i wash it... Oh I know the washing machine!!)


-A good friend helps you when you fall. A best freind keeps walking and says" Walk much, dumbie?"

-A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnapps him and brings him to you.

-A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh and say, "Ha,Ha,Loser!"

-A good friend will offer you her soda. A best friend will dump hers on you.

-A good friend gives you an umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says,"Run-beep-run!"

-A best friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be next to you saying,"That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

-A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write an embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friend:will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend:Will be messing with my compass,stealing my map, and giving me bad directions

Friend:Will help me learn how to drive.

Best Friend:Will help me roll my car into the river so I can collect insurance

Friend:Will watch my pets when I go away.

Best Friend: Won't let my go away.

Friend:Asks me for my number.

Best Friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend:Hides me from the police.

Best Friend: Is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

Friend:Let's me make an idiot of myself in public.

Best Friend:Is up there with me making an idiot of herself too.

Friends: Fade.

Best Freinds: Are 4 Ever.

(Please if you have a freind that is like this please c/p this i know i have one ...cough cough fangfan5 cough I think i'm coming down with something.)

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Little Ridding Hood by EclareForever24 reviews
Clare, Eli, Adam, and Fiona go out to the woods. Its all fun and games but will they run into someone unexpectaclly? What are they willing to do to them?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Should I Stay or Should I go? by DegrassiPosse reviews
Adam finds himself in an awkward position when he walks in on Eli and Clare. So will he leave or will his curiosity get the better of him? One-shot
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Shower Sex by degrassilovely reviews
Eli and Clare get intimate in the shower...
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Busted by degrassilovely reviews
Eli and Clare are getting intimate and get caught in the act, which leads to a lecture by Cece and Bullfrog
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
Hit it Hard by Zephyr Hearts reviews
There are a lot of mishaps when drinking whiskey; you throw up, pass out, cough... Eli gets drunk, giggles and can't get it up when the time is right. Instead of himself being embarrassed, it's poor Clare who does. Does that stop her?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Trying Something New by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Clare wanted to try something new. Sharing Eli seemed like the way to go.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Clare E. - Complete
Lost Within Love by h2odeliriouss reviews
Will Clare give it up to Eli.And will she regret it from the day she did?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,483 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Seduction by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Sequel to Phone Sex; You can easily seduce a man without removing an article of clothing, without even touching him… seduction is always more conspicuous and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
A night in Vegas by degrassibear reviews
Clare and Eli meet after being broken up for three years. Can a night in Vegas reconnect them after so much time? My first fanfic, better than it sounds, might be heavy lemons? Maybe a bit of Adam, Fiona, Alli, Drew, but only Clare and Eli's POV
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,383 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
The Intersection of Two Lives by Wherewearegoing reviews
Clare and Eli are just two average teens in love. They are in highschool and just loving each other andliving their lives. Smut. Lemon. Please read.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Naughty or Nice? by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Eli has been very naughty this year, but instead of punishing him with coal, he's going to be getting a much better punishment. Too bad my plan backfires… I suck at punishing people…
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
The Things I Do For Him by IHaveTheKeyToYourHeart reviews
Clare's pregnant with Fitz's baby. Fitz forced her to have sex with him. Clare's family decides to press charges. But is this too much for Eli and Clare to handle? Will Eli break his promise and hurt Fitz? Will Eclare be able to last through all of this?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,548 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Perfect Situation by KittenInAPool reviews
When Adam admits to Eli he likes Clare. Eli must hide his feelings for her for his best friend. However, emotional feelings can only keep people apart for so long. How will they be able to handle "The Perfect Situation"? Eli's POV
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Eli G., Adam T. - Complete
Family Secrets by NeverSayNever777 reviews
Eli has some... Um... Family secrets. How can he keep something this big from Clare?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Problem Fixed, Sort Of by Zephyr Hearts reviews
I leave Eli's room for exactly two minutes to use the bathroom, and when I come back, he's doing something that should be done without COMPANY OVER! /Side story to Two is Better Than One/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Insomnia by EclareDegrassi reviews
Clare was having a little trouble sleeping, so what does she do? She gives Eli a call. One-shot.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Toucha Toucha Touch Me by ThatCoolKidSpardel reviews
This is an Eclare song fic to the song "Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rated M for Clare's desire to be dirty, and Eli's ways of granting her desire; Oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Sex is on Fire by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Greatest way to warm up is in front of a fire, even if it means cuddling close to a man who refuses to keep his clothes on.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Teach Me Take Me by Emberwillow14 reviews
"I feel so awkeard when I kiss you, Eli." "Well, why is that a bad thing?" "It reminds me that I don't know ANYTHING about intimacy!" "If you're so desperate to lose your innocence, I'm more than willing to help...I'll teach you."
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Choking by Zephyr Hearts reviews
An ultimate indulgence becomes the ultimate sin as the unforgiving punishments begin.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Mark F./Fitz, Clare E. - Complete
When You're Ready by brilliantstars reviews
Clare becomes more aware of her sexual desire when Eli surprises her with his newly clean room. Now that the room is ready, could she be as well? Takes place in my head about a month of so after Umbrella Part 2! Rated M, enjoy! R/R
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Phone Sex by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Okay so I didn't think that I would enjoy doing this so much… this has become an obsession of mine, and it was all Eli's fault. /the title says it all/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
100 Things to Do Before I Die, a Clare Story by nelly1coco reviews
Clare starts a list of 100 reckless things to do beore she dies. She gets help from Eli and Adam in this soul searching journey.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Clare E.
A Love Greater Than Any Love by SongBird726
Can Eli get over the memories of a lost love? One-shot. Rated T just in case it is a tad too much for K
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Eli G. - Complete
With Eyes Wide Shut by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Finding out that Clare was faking orgasms was a hard stab to the heart. Too bad I'm going to make her pay. I am the master at teasing, and I know she's going to enjoy having the most hard, intense orgasm ever when I'm done with her.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Two is Better Than One by Zephyr Hearts reviews
My mouth was still open from the sight I just witnessed… who ever knew Clare would ever do… THAT? But, her alone won't do, I might as well help her finish what she started.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Addiction by Zephyr Hearts reviews
I have an addiction, and it's something I can't help… just the sound of Clare moaning my name as I tease her, makes me go crazy… and I love it.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Stargazer by notso little j reviews
What happens between Clare and Eli after she helps him finish cleaning his room. Rated M for later chapters.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Corruption by takenmysanity reviews
Eli knows what he wants. And he doesnt plan to stop until he breaks Saint Clare.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
SEX by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Eclare; "Guess what?" I ask quietly, sucking a bit of blood off my bottom lip. "My god..." he says, ignoring my words, as always. "You're blushing," I continue, laughing derisively and licking my lips again
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Masochist by Zephyr Hearts reviews
The pain hurt so good, his teeth biting my skin, his nails scraping down my back, and the harsh thrust of his hips against mine. "Does it hurt you?" He whispers huskily. "No," I licked my bottom lip, "it turns me on."
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Make It Perfect by brilliantstars reviews
Clare decides she wants her first time to be with Eli and does her best to make everything perfect, enlisting Adam to help! But when Adam spills the beans to Eli, he tires his best to make it perfect for her! Rated M! Enjoy! *Completed!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Keep Oxygen by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Clare asks me if she could stay the night. Of course, I couldn't say no. HEAVY LEMON
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Eyes Set to Kill by Zephyr Hearts reviews
I didn't know if this situation could've gotten any worse! One minute I'm getting seduced, the next, I get locked inside a broom closet with Elijah Goldsworthy for 2 HOURS! So, in attempt to kill time we play a small game of truth or dare.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
O Poseidon by Peacefulz reviews
A poem about the Greek god, Poseidon.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
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Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader reviews
Romantic Princess/公主小妹 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010
Weird Scary Mickey 1 reviews
Mickey Mouse rocks the galaxy!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete