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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Put this on your
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Naruto!

Gender: I'm a chick...girl...

Name: Just call me Wolfy...*smirk*

Weight:...Is that any of your business?

Height: I'm tall. That all you should know.

Favorite food: anything edible...except for soy beans...Ewww...they taste like air turned into a solid and spray painted bright green.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Its posted above...

Favorite Movies: Transformers. Anything to do with Transformers.

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If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profileIf you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!
\If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I'm not particularly a whiz at fanart, so if anyone wants to give it a try for me, drop me a line. My tumblr is

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A Single Change by Kae88 reviews
It's astonishing how much a single, simple change can make one's fate take an entirely different direction. M rating for language and lemons.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 200 - Words: 730,853 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime
Betrayed by the Prime by Darkpanik reviews
Clare has been marked by the Allspark and called by the Matrix of Leadership. But the war is far from over. Clare must survive another battle against the Decepticons and their surprising ally, as well as find out her family's secret that started her adventures. The third and final installment to the Clare Roberts trilogy. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual crap.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,265 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
A Different Path by Blood Thirsty Angle reviews
What if Josh had gone with Dee at the very end of the Alchemyst? Would the prophecy be completed? Or would the twins stand divided against each other forever? *Sort of an alternate ending? Title and Summary subjected to changing.*
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,895 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Josh N., Nicholas F., Sophie N., Dr. J. Dee
Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Gradual AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 344,885 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron
Thanatos Denied by UrgentOrange reviews
MW3 AU, immediately follows the events of MW2. After their rescue by Nikolai, Soap receives lifesaving medical attention, while Price must deal with inner wounds of his own. Forced to lie low in Afghanistan, they are reunited with an old friend, but soon find themselves on the run from former allies.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,040 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Forbidden Fruit by JazzylovesTransformers reviews
God, why couldn't things just be easy in her life for once? Megatron/OC. Spoiler Warnings: Based off the novel of "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" and the movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Megatron
Voyage by MadameLovely reviews
Revamp: Rosemary Aer is a nurse and recently graduated uni student living and working in California. Boyfriend, her own place, a perfect life. Until a night gone awry and a change in her plans sends her to the past. Giant humans, fighting teenagers, and a certain shorty leave her feeling so out of place. How will she get back? More importantly, why was she here? Levi X OC.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,569 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Levi, OC
It's A Prime Adventure by Crystal Prime reviews
When a girl from our world enters the world of Transformers:Prime how will the Bots deal with this unexpected occurrance? And can she handle being in a world where Decepticons are just as real as the Bots? Rated T just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,595 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Sincerely Yours, Bonnie & Clyde by b4tmans reviews
Forming a relationship with the extremely introverted, empathy-filled, dog-lover is going to be anything but easy. I suppose it's good thing Genevieve Forde is up for a challenge. Series of one-shots focused around a Will/OC relationship, may contain spoilers!
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Will G., OC
Hero by HoistTheColours reviews
Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,305 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker
Caligula in Red by Imogen Kain reviews
The sequel to You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter. Definitely read it before starting this one. After the events of the Dark Knight, Jess leaves Gotham. But little can prevent her from returning to a life of crime. And nothing can prevent the clown from returning to her. Joker x OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,261 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Joker, OC
Among an Army of Flies by VioletIsabelleLovett reviews
My name is Captain Petral Levark of the Task Force 141. Death is only part of my job, however, I was not prepared for when the dead begin walking again. Or when I learned that I would be responsible for finding the roots of the supposed "walking dead", and expected to put an end to a plan that already took root years and years ago...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Cpt. John Price, Dr. Richtofen, Dr. Maxis
Waiting for the Light Before Dawn by shortlived reviews
War spreads as humanity is tested, divided and eradicated. Survival was hard enough for Alexis, adding Starscream back to the mix will bring further complications; all the good, bad, and tragedy of it. Sequel to The Dark Spark of Renewal. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Elegy of Entrapment by animeluver2112 reviews
"Do you promise?" "I just swore to it, did I not?" "It means nothing. How can I know for sure?" A coy, deadly smirk came to Hannibal Lecter's face. "You can't."
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 107,559 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
Criminal Habits by b4tmans reviews
The story of a drug dealer who fights for what's right, and ends up falling for what is so very wrong. After all, she won't let him burn her city, even if he insists on making her his Queen. Bane/OC, slight AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,473 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Bane
Kara Storm met Maximum Ride by tukatarina reviews
Someone had to make sure that the DNA fusion would work. And what happens when the originals meet up with Maximum Ride and her flock? Anger is flared and kisses are given out, but in the end will it all work out? James Patterson owns his characters. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,472 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Iggy - Complete
The SAS And The Glam That Goes With It by Lisbet Adair reviews
Sam Winters is having an awful day in her new job. The last thing she needs is an embarrassing encounter with a rather dashing mystery man. Who is the enignmatic John Price?
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Cpt. John Price, Gaz - Complete
Cold Fire by LightningRapunzel reviews
After falling from Asgard, Loki finds himself wandering Earth, world-weary, jaded from all of Midgard. Until he rescues a young mortal woman. But what is she to him? And what is it she possesses that SHIELD are so desperate to get their hands on? Loki/OC ***ON HIATUS***
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,850 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011
Modern Warfare 3: One Girl, Four Men by VioletIsabelleLovett reviews
I didn't ever expect to come this far. Never. I was only a doctor and I didn't ask for this. I didn't want to be in the Task Force 141. And I didn't want to fall in love with Captain John Price either. But all that matters now is Makarov. We've got to find Makarov.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,863 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Cpt. John Price, Yuri
The Real Truth by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
When Naruto recieves a Mysterious Letter from a Mr. Cullen what will he find out? Who is this Mr. Cullen and how does he know Naruto? Threesome NU/JH/AC
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
United We Stand by A'isha Ishtar reviews
Two mechanics, each working for a different cause. Bold Aspen is allied with the Autobots, while timid Stacie suffers through the Decepticons' employment. Will there be another war? If so... who will win, once and for all? Optimus/OC, Megatron/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,554 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Fate is a Cruel Mistress by brohne reviews
June Darby faces her worst fears in the aftermath of the Autobot's defeat. She and Wheeljack must save the gravely injured Prime while staying one step ahead of Megatron. Rated T for violence and language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,468 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
A Cliche Dream by Kikoia reviews
When Tyrn is warped from her world to the A:TLA world, she's immediately thrown into the Gaang's everyday adventures. From fighting a war to romance amongst friends, this is sure to be a wild ride! Chapter 18 is now UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,230 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Aang, OC
Raw Nerve by Trissacar reviews
Anko gets picked on for having a 'crush' on Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru
Absolution by Aniahs Rewyas reviews
Loosely Based in MW3, mostly AU. After Makarov's reappearance, the SAS is back to work with new members of the well abhorred UNSF. However, both parties are finding out how hard habits actually die when lives are at stake. UPDATE (APRIL 14, 2013) I will be returning back to this story! I have not abandoned it or my fellow readers!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap
Beautiful Redux by Arhani 'Hanny' Daforcena reviews
What happens when Joseph Allen's role is filled by a woman, and she's inserted as a blatant honeypot, sent to obtain Intel straight from Makarov? Would he fall into the trap, or would he make use of her in other ways? Somewhat AU-ish. Makarov OC.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,395 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Vladimir Makarov
SIMM: The Series, Land of the Plague by thegriffin88 reviews
In this highly anticipated sequel, join one of ff. net's favorite couples as they journey to a land lain waste by the foolishness of man. What is this new and terrible invader that threatens to take the world of Naruto by storm? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Orochimaru
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK. Review please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
Naruto: The Last Airbender by Andrew And Tony reviews
Naruto performs a forbidden jutsu that opens a portal to the Avatar's World. Now he has lost the scroll and has to find a way to get back home. Naruhina Sasusaku Kataang Sukka and some mixed show couples. Please R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
I AM NOT A POKEMON! by AgentNerd reviews
The very second Maximum Ride/Pokemon crossover! One night, not knowing where they're going, the Flock happens to stumble into the Pokemon World. Once there, they will face challenges never they've never experienced before! Read on to find out more!
Crossover - Pokémon & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010
Called by the Matrix by Darkpanik reviews
Clare holds the secrets to Earth's end, but the Autobots are away and she's stuck at camp. To make matters worse, odd things begin to happen to her, sinister things. Sequel to Marked by the Spark. Rated M for language, violence and more sexual crap.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,184 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Beneath That Metal Exterior by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
Prime. Written in response to SargesGrl12's "Bully." As it turns out, Vince isn't one to ignore a blow to his pride. As the delinquent continues to give Rafael and his friends hell, Ratchet takes it upon himself to fix their problems by any means necessary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,667 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Raf E., Ratchet
Stop The Universe! I Want To Get Off! by xxOrganizedInsanityxx reviews
Six girls unwillingly stumble into the unfamiliar and often dangerous world of Naruto, where they are forced to compete in the most difficult test of them all: the Chunin Exams. And when you come from a world where ninjas don't exist, things can get ugly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,372 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 9/16/2009
Saving Him by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Megatron suddenly disappears with only a security video as a trace. Sector 7 have gotten their hands on him again. And he won't be so lucky this time. The Autobots and co have to race against time, to save the Decepticon before it's too late.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - W. Lennox, Megatron
Live like You Were Dying by SummerMistedDragon reviews
The Autobots recover after DOTM, old and new faces, lost friends, and tricks of the trade. R&R please!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,066 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox
When nothing else fits by hummergrey reviews
Wheeljack experiments, Twin pranks, Barricade, Decepticon drones, Prime problems, Ironhide and Chromia coupling, Annabelle, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Rated T for suggestive elements, robotic swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ironhide, Arcee
Plaything by Glue Stick Gary reviews
Arcee is plagued by the memories of Cliffjumper, and flees the Autobot base to clear her mind. Little does she know she'll find herself in trouble when she crosses paths with Knockout who is feeling rather...randy. Transformers Prime. Arcee x Knock Out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,099 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Arcee, Knock Out
Death So Beautiful by paper smiles reviews
Looks so beautiful on me :: Cos even a heartless Nazi has a weak side :: NZ AU :: RichtofenxOC
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Dr. Richtofen - Complete
Director vs Director by EpsilonPax reviews
Post DOTM: Our OC Elena takes on Director Mearing. As Epps says, "Its on now!" Rated for mild language
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Charlotte Mearing, W. Lennox - Complete
Of Holograms by EpsilonPax reviews
Post DOTM: Our OC Elena and Lennox brainstorm a scheme to fool Mearing, but when Elena gets a look at Optimus' hologram for the first time she espies trouble brewing.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Optimus Prime, Charlotte Mearing
Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone reviews
Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,327 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Megatron, Maggie M.
Transformers 4: Race to the End by A'isha Ishtar reviews
Megatron insisted peace; Optimus accepted, prompting the merging of Autobot and Decepticon into one. Not all is as it seems, for there is one last evil they must confront. Can they join together to protect their new home once and for all? after DOTM
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Thanatos Usurped: A MW3 Coda by UrgentOrange reviews
The war is over, and Makarov is dead. But Taskforce 141 remains disavowed, and the capture/kill order on Price was never rescinded. He's a wanted man, and they're taking him in – if he survives. AU. Oneshot. SPOILERS
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Cpt. John Price - Complete
Twisted by SimpleRhapsody reviews
Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 215,665 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Who Knew by Veronique Roux reviews
Five times Sam wished Carly could just be a little more like Mikaela.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Sojourner by Sulhadahne reviews
A truck driver is hired to take a beat up Peterbilt halfway across the country... but this truck is more than meets the eye. What starts as a three day delivery becomes a life changing experience. Optimus/OC, TF:Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,304 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Silas
Just Friends by Foxbear reviews
June has to think fast when her coworkers call her out on some odd behavior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2011 - June D., Ratchet - Complete
All in the Family by snarechan reviews
After the events in Egypt, the night that follows is neither calm nor peaceful in comparison.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Judy W., Optimus Prime - Complete
June And The Autobots by daughter-of-Myou reviews
June Darby's life used to be perfectly normal. A nurse and single mother, her biggest fear was that her teenage son would injure himself on his motorcycle. But that all changed when the bike in question transformed into a giant alien robot called Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - June D., Ratchet
To Love the Enemy by RulerofFire reviews
Arcee tries to keep her relationship with Knockout a secret, but some things are easier said than done.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Arcee, Knock Out - Complete
Let It Go by AdInventum reviews
Optimus may have perished, but the war ended all the same. Was in the mood to write something tragic and decided to make an alternate ending for DOTM. Probably OOC. Reviews are welcome.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Megatron, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Human in law by yourdeadwafflecone reviews
Movieverse. The concept of 'family' is a tricky one to define, especially when you add humans into the mix. Cosmic joke drabbles.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Maggie M., Optimus Prime
Light of the Moon: A Parody by allihavetodoisfall reviews
The moon reveals a badly kept secret, Lennox wants a talk about pets, Bumblebee has ditched the Autobots and…Megatron is playing Scrabble? Why are Dylan's dogs with Sam and Carly? A Dark of the Moon Parody. Major spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Bird Kids in the NEST by AdInventum reviews
Maximum Ride was created to save the world. Now she must learn to trust a military group that fights alien robots. Lots of Max-humor, wisecracks, and big bots! thanks for all the great reviews, people! :D
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,723 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Max, Optimus Prime
Prime Suspect by UlurNaga reviews
Oneshot. It was over. Earth's government were complying with the Decepticon terms and agreeing to exile the Autobots. The night before their due departure, can one N.E.S.T mechanic give him a reason to stay? Optimus/OC. Rated for sexual implications.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Cosmic Joked by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Fifty drabbles on Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone. Contains some sensitive material.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megatron
Unbreak by v2point0 reviews
Transformers: Prime. Breakdown and Knock Out dealing with the aftermath of the MECH incident. Slash or not, your call.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Unexpected Visitors by Jojenga reviews
I reached for the alarm clock, and i felt something rather...sharp...i looked up, and i saw...a kunai...a flippin KUNAI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Not the Only World by WriterforLife29 reviews
Aang and the others follow Appa into the spirit world. But when they leave, they are no longer in the same dimension. Avatar/Naruto crossover. "There's no way I'm letting you ride Akamaru!"
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008
Claws, no soft fingertips by NeverMineToHold reviews
Being left for death on a battlefield, a fool still hopes. But the Autobots are getting closer. That sound – is that the transformation of a friend or foe? A claw grips his wing. Slight AU at the end of RotF; romance, H/C, POV: Starscream
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - [Starscream, Megatron] - Complete
Deceptiqueen by Medalis reviews
A series of one-shots, drabbles, and stories centered on Starscream's Femme Clone, Slipstream, and her interactions with other characters. LOLs and D'Awwwws all around. :TFA: :Slipstream/Megatron: :Rated for themes: Really long chapter added!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Slipstream, Megatron
Battle of the Idiots by Blatherskite3 reviews
Simmons vs Galloway. The ultimate stand-off is about to go down. -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
Faithful by Arhani 'Hanny' Daforcena reviews
When all-out war breaks out between Russia and America, there are those who must remain faithful to the course that they themselves had chosen, forming alliances based upon brotherhood and the notion that peace will come one day. Sequel to Beautiful, RNR!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Vladimir Makarov, MacTavish/Soap
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
The Dark Spark of Renewal by shortlived reviews
Haunted by a tragic loss, Alexis takes to the road. Unaware that she will be captured, rescued & Earth will be invaded. Yet who could have known the most life altering thing of all was to begin when Alexis caught the optics of Air Commander Starscream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 197,967 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
Murders in the Night by gaaleex reviews
When the students of Konoha are slowly getting killed off one by one, it's up to Tsunade and Kakashi to solve what the heck is going on. The killer, meanwhile, smiles while their friends are dying, because they're saving them from themselves...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Ultimate Ninja? Ultimate Avatar? Epic Battle! by Black-Inque2002 reviews
The Chuunin Exams are here again, only this year there are some new contenders. Can The Aang Gang survive this strange new world of ninja? Pre-Shippuden. AU. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Aang
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Orochimaru's Guide by Trissacar reviews
Orochimaru's mind gets spliced with sixteen year old Candy. He can't stand her constant commentary but is she on to something? OroAnko Orochimaru Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothin But The Truth by BelovedShadow reviews
Judge Tsunade is overseeing a case today with some of our wildest characters! Let's see how it goes... I listed mystery as a chaatgory cus u don't know who's guilty till the end but there's no angst or anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Akatsuki, Tsunade S. - Complete
Gone meet GAang: Life in the FAYZ, not Fire Nation by Dante Chris reviews
Little Pete has a new trick; taking people from another universe, and putting them in his. Toph gets possessed by the Darkness, Aang is stranded on an island with Caine, and Little Pete, well, he's still screaming.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Gone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Little Pete E.
I'm Eighteen, Officer, I Swear by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
The battle is over, but the fun has just begun. She's still loud, she's still perverted, and now, she's packing firepower and working for the United States military. This can't end well. Set between movies. Second in the 'Katty' series.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - W. Lennox, Jazz
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Bonds by Chipmunk24797 reviews
Love. Hate. Anger. Jealousy. Revenge. Spite. Betrayal. Confusion. The Akatsuki run through a number of new emotions as a young Leaf-Village Ninja, shows up to help them take over the world. Pairings, OC, blood and guts Rated for violence and *Smooch* XP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 48,117 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Taking Care of Her by AkioMichio reviews
I walk into her office.Drunk… Lazy… Asleep…Careless…Drooling These are all words to describe my beloved master Tsunade. It will be a Yuri eventually and this will not be a one shot. Its not going to be an immediate romance.Sorry will get up nxt chptr
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Narutar: The Lost Saga by MadokaKotone reviews
Naruto X Avatar:TLA. When worlds collide, it's for a reason... Will the Avatar give Naruto the knowledge he needs to bring worldwide peace? SagaStory 9: Retrieval!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U., Aang
A Better Nightmare by MistakenAngela reviews
I AM NOT CONTINUING THIS STORY . A story surrounded by Anko's life. Anko lost her parents as a child, witnessing their deaths. When a man offers to take her in and train her, she accepts. All she ever wanted to do was belong, but just how badly?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Hajime! From Start to Finish! by mimi-chan04 reviews
When Katara falls into the world of Naruto after a prank gone wrong and Sakura ends up in the Avatar world after an overdone wind release worlds collide.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
The Fate Of Our World by randompandattack reviews
After being falsely accused of killing Hinata, Naruto is banished from Konoha. However he doesn't go alone, he takes a few friends with him and eventually they end up in the world of avatar. The Gaang won't know what hit them! Part 1 complete
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,790 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Other Side by Ash0208917 reviews
What happens when kabuto makes Orochimaru his slave for life? Rated M for Mature. Orochimaru X my own character
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Orochimaru
Only Who Is Left by facethisnight reviews
Even though it had been such a long time since MacTavish had seen Price, the memories from five years ago remained. And when his old captain joins him once more, Soap is once again faced with his own thoughts and dreams. Soap/Price
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Cpt. John Price
The Shards by DaemonicKitten reviews
What if...Instead of the cube disappearing when it was shoved into Megatron's chest, it shattered instead, sending countless shards all over the world? What if the Autobots had a new mission? And what if they met new allies along the way?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,253 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Barricade, Optimus Prime
Danny Phantom and Maximum Ride by Pounce the Cat reviews
One day Danny meets Max and her flock. What will happen? And what does Vlad have to do with all this? Read to find out! Sorry, I suck at summaries crossover with maximum ride
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Visio Vestri Character Battle VIII Fanfiction by Ash and Zen reviews
This is a character battle viii fanfiction based on the character battle held on gamefaqs in 2010. The project will follow the bracket of the contest with an entirely new concept for the battles.
Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,763 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2010
Marked by the Spark by Darkpanik reviews
A teenage girl was burned by a shard of the All Spark and even keeps it, not knowing what it was. Now a giant robot attacks her and another robot saves her. What next? Warning! Rated M for language, violence, and may have some sexual crap.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,252 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
A Legion of Shining Souls by ncfan reviews
50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Tenten, Tsunade S. - Complete
Year and a Day by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. PostROTF. A year and a day after Egypt. Galloway, meet Simmons. Simmons used to have your job as obnoxious human official. Simmons, meet Galloway. Galloway is a bit drunk at the moment, so take advantage of his honesty while you can.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
Life With the Sound Ninjas by VampireKabuto reviews
Sky is just your average, ordinary girl until the Sound ninjas appear in her bedroom. And how will she react to seeing her favorite anime character come to life? Do not own Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Two Flames Meet by Bibliomanzer reviews
Chasing the Avatar's trail across the sea, Prince Zuko and his uncle Iroh come across the strange new Land of Fire, where ninja abound, but no benders exist at all. Secret Santa story for Chosha Kurenai.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Lines by Cyndi reviews
Mikaela discovers she's pregnant and Sam is running the other way. Afraid and alone, she calls the last name on her list...Optimus. The events following that conversation will change them forever. .o OptimusxMikaela, Danceverse o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Loving the Darkness in You by HeavenlyNight reviews
One night as Sakura sleeps she is visited by Orochimaru. Sakura is soon forced to accept that she might be falling in love with her longtime enemy. A Sakura and Orochimaru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
Guides For Another World by Str4wbewy reviews
Aang's gang is being sucked into a scroll and into the Naruto world! Find out what happens when their guides in Konoha is Team Kakashi!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Aang
iNaruto by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
DISCONTINUED. Crossover/CRACK. Being sent on a strange mission by Tsunade, Team 7 have gone to the future and landed on the U.S. too! And just as they did so, they meet the crew of iCarly and crazy things happen.
Crossover - Naruto & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
iFly by Bird of Flames reviews
Max and the Flock are in Seattle. And who do they meet. Why the famous iCarly gang! FAX! Maybe Niggy! UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Maximum Ride & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Max, Carly S.
Azula Maims Twilight by idoeswhatiwantzzz reviews
Azula is sent on a mission to destory the ridiculous story of Twilight.R&R
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Azula - Complete
Harassment by Aina Riddle reviews
Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Mel by XXxXXLuciXXxXX reviews
Tsunade discovers she has a niece. Except Mel isn't quite what Tsunade imagined. She's a party loving, 14yr old who HATED her mother. Mel tries to fit in, sort of. But something's not right. She just loves to have fun. Too much fun. hmm, crap summary.x
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Tsunade S.
Gone with the Wind by scuba4life reviews
Max and the flock fly over Perdido Beach and visit the McDonald's there when the poof happens. First fanfic so be kind please. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gone - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
A Serpent is Entwined by a Serpent by Black Ankle reviews
A sadistic game intertwines the fate of predator and prey. And slowly, they devour one another. Barricade/Maggie. Warning: Graphic violence, sexual themes, and NC. formerly titled Endgame
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Barricade, Maggie M. - Complete
Coveting by Sakura.x.Blossom reviews
After you spend so long wallowing in darkness, it is easy to forget past sacrifices. Living in the lair of the snake is no different. OrochimaruxSakura, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
51 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do To Professor Snape by Sakura.x.Blossom reviews
Three girls decide to create a list of pranks. Who is their intended target? Why, it's Professor Snape of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Severus S.
Spirit of Snow by PengyChan reviews
"No buts." Sensei's words were the last thing Monkey Fist heard as he felt himself being dragged away from Yuki's grave. "I'm going to repay my debt to her by saving your life, and you are going to repay yours by living. That is all."
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 163,695 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Master Sensei, Yori - Complete
30 Ways to Piss Off Orochimaru by sexikat729 reviews
You don't like don't read. Something stupid I came up with in ten minutes. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Circumstances of Coincidence by Lellian reviews
How chance can shape a person and the life they lead. Tayuya, Orochimaru and why she never looked back. First meetings: discuss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Orochimaru, Tayuya - Complete
Magical Nurse Witch Sasuke by LadyUNXD reviews
What happens when Orochimaru uses a new jutsu that completely changes Sasuke's personality? Why he becomes Magical Nurse Witch Sasuke of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Regrets In My Heart by Crimson Sakura Princess reviews
OroTsu pairing. Oneshot. Kinda a drabblish thing I had going on for a month or two. Can Tsunade face the reality of her true feelings for Orochimaru? What happens when she ends up pregnant?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
He Is My Master by PrinceRoxas reviews
When Kosoro Tezawari nearly freezes to death, it is a mysterious stranger who comes to her aid. In return for saving her, Kosoro must give him her body and soul, literally! But what happens when she's replaced by another? Oneshot, Orochi X OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Orochimaru's school of villainy by Chaos-Paladin reviews
No villain is born into the world knowing how to be one. What better way to educate and torment some of the most notorious villains in Naruto then place them all in the same classroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Forever by Pretty.Little.Liars reviews
Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone. ---- OrochimaruOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Mysterious Sound by MikariStar reviews
The story of how Tayuya joined the Hidden Sound village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Tayuya - Complete
What is Wrought by Diet Coke by CloodSama reviews
Sequel to 'What Begins with Diet Coke' The Otokage's life already thoroughly invaded and trashed, the three girls set their sights on the rest of the Narutoverse. But we love them really.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Orochimaru, Kakashi H.
What begins with Diet Coke by CloodSama reviews
Eveyone has bad days. Even the Otokage... Especially when three random crazy people appear from no where and end up ruining his plans by just being alive. Now with real humour! 8D Complete with upcoming sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,897 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven by INACTIVE-OBSOLETE-WHATEVER reviews
Oneshot OroOC. 'Nuff said.Rated for difference in age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Legendary Sannins' Reunion by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Orochimaru makes a bet with Tsunade...and loses! Now, he must not only make good on his promise of a temporary ceasefire, but spend two weeks' time with Tsunade and Jiraiya! After everything that had happened, can they get along for 2 weeks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,639 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Operation Orochi by Teslyn reviews
[Sequel to Annoying the Akatsuki 101] Saraiyu has finally met up with Orochimaru. Join her as she annoys the stuffing out of the Snake sannin! Rated for pottymouths and implied yaoi.[R&R]... [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,434 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Orochimaru's evil babysitting service by Sakura-BlossomsXXX reviews
Welcome to Orochimarus evil babbysitting service where we shower your children with knives...I mean Love! Dont own naruto bla bla bla...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Orochimaru
Annoying the Akatsuki 101 by Teslyn reviews
[First Fanfic]What happens when four members of the Akatsuki hold a girl captive to lure the Kyuubi? And what happens when that girl turns out to be a notorious prankster set on making her captors regret meeting her? [reposting]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,480 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
30 ways to annoy the Sound ninja! by Kazekirei reviews
Just like the title says. All new, all original, all lolworthy ways to get killed in Otogakure!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro - Complete
60 ways to piss off Itachi Uchiha by danajo reviews
60 ways to piss off Itachi Uchiha a.k.a. 60 ways to get a slow painful death
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
When Orochimaru Wanted a Pickle by Pishivee reviews
Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Green Serpent by Lizard Lad reviews
Orochimaru goes to drastic and rather silly measures to improve his taijutsu. Not for those who wish to remain sane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Orochimaru, Lee R. - Complete
Orochimaru's Popularity by Mizu-Sama reviews
After much debating with himself, Orochimaru decides to go to my talk show to talk about the increasing of his popularity. Much chaos insues. Orochimaru is one of whom I cannot imagine to be straight, so there is implied yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Orochimaru, Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke's Hn song by Yummie reviews
Leaving Kabuto and Kimimaro in charge turned into a disaster, so Orochimaru leave's Sasuke in charge. But, Sasuke has his own agjenda. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Kimimaro's Milk by Yummie reviews
After leaving Kabuto in charge turned out to be a faliure, Orochimaru asks Kimimaro to be in charge for the day. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Kimimaro, Orochimaru - Complete
Kabuto's day in charge by Yummie reviews
Orochimaru leave's Kabuto in charge of Otogakure for the day. It's just an accident waiting to happen. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Orochimaru's Mistake by Cassiel Darkmoon reviews
It was the biggest mistake Orochimaru had ever made. He had unknowingly unleashed the most dangerous creature imaginable on the sound village.....R&R PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Orochimaru's Victory by xfirexfalconx reviews
An unknown Ninja tells some kids a very scary story about Orochimaru, Naruto, and a tribe of chibis. Rated M for lots and lots of language. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Evil Manical Laughter by Kuro reviews
Ever wonder where Orochimaru learned to laugh so very evilly? Oneshot, and a very weird one at that...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Orochimaru - Complete
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Crawl
"They're hunting us." Notorious AU, set during Age of Extinction. OptimusxOC
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
World of Wonder reviews
Ties in with "The Titan Hypothesis." Drabbles of Starscream and Eva's tour of Earth, the places they went, and the lessons they learned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Complete
Devil's Advocate reviews
Mikaela was sure that this girl would kill her. MikaelaxOC, femxfem
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime, Megatron
The Titan Hypothesis reviews
"This world does not deserve your sacrifice, Prime. It has failed as a planet. You have failed as its protector, and in time, your adversaries, the Decepticons, will have failed as its rulers. Your species, as well as the human race, will not make it past judgment day. Rest assured that I will destroy the remnants however I see fit."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,965 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Starscream - Complete
The Variasi Theory reviews
"Oh, Starscream. Changing species isn't the bane of your existence. There are a multitude of traits you possess that will put you on the list of those wishing to harm lost souls for nefarious reasons. So be wary, my Seeker, or else this terrible world will eat you alive."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Starscream - Complete
The Sterminio Principle reviews
"My dearest Jackson Darby. As your father, I feel obliged to inform you that the world is full of demons. Massive, towering beasts made of metal. But that won't tear you apart, son. Your undoing will be fear and loathing. So watch out, boy, because the monsters and I are coming to get you."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Jack D., Arcee - Complete
Queen Of the Machine reviews
For Mikaela, being thrust into a Cybertronian body promises a life full of thrill and danger. Too bad that's already her nature. Sequel to "We All Fall Down."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,879 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime - Complete
Ageless reviews
Humans get older, and Trina Garrison doesn't want to accept that. Oneshot, set after "Queen Of the Machine."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Mikaela B. - Complete
We All Fall Down reviews
Mikaela Banes was dead. Deceased. But for some reason, she was able to think. And Mikaela knew that dead people don't think. And dead people surely don't wake up and find themselves in a completely foreign body.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,155 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime - Complete
Damage Control reviews
No matter how damaged they were, one thing was for sure. They needed each other. Set after "Notorious." Oneshot. OptimusxOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Notorious reviews
In biological warfare such as this, there are only two outcomes: Forfeiture or Insanity. OptimusXOC
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,829 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Sam is upset that Mikaela broke up with him. Luckily, he has a transforming robot to cheer him up.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Things just don't go the way you planned reviews
Orochimaru has two new experiments. That's all I'm going to say. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete