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Author has written 18 stories for Criminal Minds.

I'm Sarah. Call me Sam. Any advice/support/criticism is welcome!

My Hotch/Reid series is Radio, Creep, Seeing, Confusion, Trouble, Anticipation, Determined, Quiet, Smile, Fashion, Sleep and Für Elise, in that order. That series is finished. Hopefully. Unless I decide it's not. Which I might.

I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON CRACKS. I SWEAR. It's just being a bit trying at the mo', updates won't be as speedy as they were with the Radio series.

Oh yeah, almost forgot- I own nothing. Not Criminal Minds, not CBS, nothing but my plots. Even my computer is a rental from school.

Thanks for reading :)

Oh, you can also check out my LJ- http://w1nter1ce.livejournal.com I'll be putting some drabbles there.

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The Musings of Patrick Jane by FatandHappy reviews
Series of oneshots from Jane's point of view. Some are off of episodes and some aren't, but getting into Jane's head is both amusing and interesting. What IS Jane thinking? Some language.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,874 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
Some girls by maggiequeen reviews
I know there are some sick f***ers out there and tragedy happens every day, but writing a song about a dude shooting dead his pregnant daughter? What the actual f*** was David Geddes huffing when he penned that one?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Long Time Coming by mag721 reviews
Rachel is a diva, but Puck knows she has what it takes to win. So, they team up to conquer a challenge that has them seeing each other in a whole new way, and it just might show them that true love takes a long time coming. Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,740 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Disordered by seditionary reviews
AU. Based on "Conflicted" Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,698 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Mouths of Babes by coffeebuddha reviews
Derek's a little in love with Reid's mouth. Okay, he's completely in love with it. He wants to marry it and whisper sweet nothings to it and hold its hand. That is, if it had a hand. Which it doesn't. Because, you know, it's a mouth.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Pace of Nature by love will not hurt reviews
He loves you despite the scars you have. And it's the most promising thing you've ever heard. Reid/Hotch.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Learning How to Smile by M. Monster reviews
I saw you earlier. When Morgan commented on my -sexual prowess-, you were smiling. You think the idea of my prowess is a joke,' Shameless smut where Reid Proves He's Correct, As Usual. Hotch/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Falling Angels by NixiexGrey reviews
This is a random story that started from a simple debate on Jace's virginity and developed into a dramatic and suspenseful fanfiction. Read on to find out more!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,699 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
What the Heart Wants by egoofy34 reviews
When things between JJ and Will go bad, JJ turns to her best friend for support. With Will gone can the two women finally see what has been right in front of them the whole time? JJ/Will to start.. but eventually JJ/Emily... PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,173 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Three is Company by AhmoseInarus reviews
REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY-When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in... and it wasn't hard to do so, either. H/M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan] - Complete
Love, Harry by meggannn reviews
Harry's letters to the deceased. What he never told his godfather, headmaster, professors, friends, and parents. They're gone now, but Harry still has some things to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Shakespeare by Aubina-Snapple reviews
Emily has a problem with people quoting Shakespeare. Any errors in quotes are on my part.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid
Insidious intentions by Black Wolf's Shadow reviews
Reid has other plans for the TV, can he get it away from Morgan? No title ideas, sorry, just a fun little quick thing I had to write.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Blame It On The Mistletoe by ansera reviews
The tale of Baldr and Frigga is the reason behind all of this. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Trusting, Click by OnceInALifetime reviews
Reid has a proposition for Morgan... well, how can he resist? Written for the Kink Meme challenge over at LiveJournal, so contains a lot of slashy goodness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
20 facts about Harry Dresden and John Marcone by IncandescentKitsune reviews
Exactly what it says in the title - 20 thoughts, feelings and moments between Harry Dresden and John Marcone Marcone's point of view . Mild slash.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Rosethorn reviews
Harry really does have astonishingly bad timing sometimes. Harry/Murphy.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
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Cracks reviews
Emily/JJ established. The story of their relationship- the end, the beginning, the what-comes-next.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
Musings reviews
A series of random one shots, changing POVs. See Chap 1 for warnings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
The Twentieth Victim reviews
On a case, Reid falls for a near-victim. What will happen? PS, I'm new. Be nice. Chapter 9 is up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,233 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - S. Reid
Breakin' The Wall reviews
Morgan breaks the fourth wall! OH NO! What will happen?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - D. Morgan
Für Elise reviews
He'd always enjoyed Beethoven.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Dancing reviews
My take on cross-dressing!Reid. T for mentions of man-man sexytimes. One shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Sleep reviews
It may be cliched, but it has fun doing it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Fashion reviews
That outfit was killing him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Smile reviews
Why did everyone eavesdrop? And how was it that he had nothing cool to wear?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Songfic reviews
Not part of my H/R series, though it is H/R. My first attempt at a songfic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Quiet reviews
He did not know if this date would go well. He just knew he might get to keep him if it did.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Determined reviews
Aaron Hotchner was a very determined man.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Anticipation reviews
They're both looking forward to it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Trouble reviews
He'd been told eavesdropping was a bad idea, but he didn't understand just how bad until now.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Confusion reviews
He didn't want to say anything. But who can resist mocha, muffins and a promise not to tell?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Seeing reviews
Aaron will not- repeat, WILL NOT- make the first move. Ever.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Creep reviews
He always thought the kid was a creep. But loneliness has a way of getting to you.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Radio reviews
Spencer Reid just wants to go home without thinking of him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete