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Author has written 9 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Naruto.

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The Untold Anthology by Kakashi500 reviews
A collection of SasuSaku one/two shots. 10 Missing Piece III- "Mommy." Keiji called her attention. His mother turned to him, curious as to what he wanted. "Yes honey." "He's crying."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,627 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 8/25/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Storm by loveschocolatefrogs reviews
After witnessing a failed attempt at Tsunade's life, Sakura is forced to flee Konoha. Three years later, the Fourth Shinobi War is in full swing. While on the run, she's unexpectedly thrown together with one of the only people who can end Madara. SasuSaku. Post Ch 450 AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,965 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Splintered Dreams by Fairheartstrife reviews
A retelling of FFVII in a "What If" story where it is Cloud that dies on that rocky hill en route to Midgar and Zack that survives. Tifa x Zack. For note: Rating has been changed to M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,738 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Tifa L., Zack F.
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o86: Today, as an anniversary surprise, Sakura set up a small scavenger hunt for me. She tied roses with love letters across town for me to find, which would ultimately lead me to the ending surprise. It should have been easy. It wasn't. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 275,488 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cloud's Insanity by InyrilJace reviews
After the fall of Shinra, the world is in shock as it tries to recover. Geostigma arises, claiming lives and lifestyles. The people search for a hero to save them. But what do they do when their hero is sick and in need of help of his own? NEW CH! 27/05/14
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Senior Year by xGraciferx reviews
And then there was Laney. Five years later, the tables had turned. Now I was the one crushing on her, whereas she had moved on. So, I settled for admiring her from afar...And maybe jerking it to her Facebook pictures now and again. CoreyxLaney, rated M for language and sexual content.
Grojband - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
Sectioned by quivers reviews
No one really knew why it'd happened or what caused it. What drove Lily over the edge and made her scrape at the thin flesh of her wrists until blood broke through. So they stuck her in a psych ward in an attempt to understand, to make her better. And it did, because there she found solace in a boy who was just as screwed up as she was. / WORK IN PROGRESS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P.
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Note To Team Seven by Chouko Chango reviews
Team 7, your behaviours during the following events are completely unacceptable and punishments will be issued; we will catch you. You have been warned. A/N: now including Sai and Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2008
scar tissue by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
She's not sure whether it's the physical scars or the mental ones that are killing her. Maybe it's both. Because after all, some scars don't heal if you keep on picking at them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,243 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathe Slow by xfucktheglasses reviews
The war in his head is never over. —Sasuke-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 29,715 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Peace and Quiet by Luka-nee reviews
She's being lifted, but she's dizzy, and she's been dizzy for so long she barely recognises a difference. Erza x Gray.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Erza S., Gray F. - Complete
Worst Day EVER! by Perfect.PairFan2278 reviews
Sakura...Sasuke. The shinobi worlds most favorite people to tease. What'll happen when the Kazekage, Hokage, and Orochimaru for a temporary allegiance to get these two together? One room, two days, and only one bed. Let's watch the chaos! Romance later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Red Static by newbie-otaku reviews
SasuSaku "I don't want to love you..." "We've fallen so far in to this, we can't just run away..." Sasuke is released from prison and Sakura tries not to let her old emotions boil over. What happens now that he's back? M-cursing/violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Always Running Out of Time by xfucktheglasses reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Frost Killing Hour by justcallmefaye reviews
A hypothetical glimpse of the battleground in the Fourth Ninja War. Because some things need to be said, even if they do fall on deaf ears. Bittersweet SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8438 - Favs: 5,371 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr Funny by Diaphanous reviews
Sets of drabbles. Zack is odd. Angeal can only watch.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Story telling anyone? by Shinigami Fuzzy reviews
"Hey, since we are all here, how about a ghost story telling competition?" said Naruto. Little did they know what the consequnce are.AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pain by septasonicxx reviews
Zack takes Cloud to get his ear pierced, whilst educating his friend on which is the proper ear for straight guys to pierce on the way there. #88 of the 100 themes challenge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Five And One by Diaphanous reviews
Five times Zack Fair died and the one time he was saved.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Portrait of a Scribe reviews
“Damnit, Puppy, you’re making it harder than it needs to be.” Genesis’ jaw DROPPED. What in the wide world was Angeal DOING with Zack, anyway? --Gift fic for all my great readers out there. Happy April Fools' Day! Mentions of AngealxOC. Complete for now.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Silent Destiny by Warrayfinson reviews
Zack survives but is taken back to the Shirea labs for further experiments. Aerith gets captured too, can he set her free? And can he figure out what the experiments are doing to him?ZackxAerith. ON HIATUS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Zack F., Aerith G.
The Zit by Rot-Chan reviews
Neji scowled at his Zit. He was 16 already! Surely, just because he had a feminine voice, smooth skin, and beautiful silky hair, did NOT mean he hadn't gone through puberty yet! It didn't! Did it? ::Crack/torture fic. Hint of NejiTen::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Inheritance by Satoumon reviews
Late one night, Cloud receives a visit from a long-gone friend, and they talk for a bit. Oneshot, CloudxAerith, CloudxTifa, ZackxAerith.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Forgotten Dream by RoxasFair reviews
Zack enjoys the afterlife until a monster starts destroying the beings of the Lifestream. He is forced into battle when The Oracle informs him the Lifestream will fade away if the monster isn't stopped. Angeal's missing but he is aided by an old friend.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G.
Sasuke's Way of Showing True Love by Trollkura reviews
How Sasuke shows his upmost affection towards Karin. Crack. Contains Danzo bashing, SasuKarin bashing, slight Karin bashing, and slight Sasuke bashing. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
locking rhythm with hearts by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “I know I said I’d try, Sasuke-kun—but if you continue like this, my heart can only take so much.” “I’ll get you a new heart, then.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Misadventures of Genesis Rhapsodos by TornAngelWings reviews
Rain, Wind, and Snow, what's a bored First Class to do? Torturing Zack sounds interesting. Poor Puppy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Genesis R., Zack F. - Complete
Haircuts by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Zack is forced to get a haircut despite his best efforts of avoidance. Real entertainment's hard to come by in a ShinRa-dominated city after all. That's where Zack comes in. Non-yaoi *gasp*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Sitting Down by Defender of the Light reviews
Deidara is having some problems with his cloak and Itachi is kind enough to explain why. NO PAIRINGS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
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Isolation reviews
Dark halls. Stark cells. Shouts, laughter, screams. An ambiance of teenage angst, anger, emotion and clouds without silver linings. Welcome to Oto's Juvenile Institution. AU. SasuSaku. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,847 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bubblegum reviews
With her Barbie doll best friend dating the school's heartthrob, and her pixie of a best friend progressing her crush on Konoha High's class clown, Sakura feels that she's content. That is, until Mr and Mrs. Perfect's dramatic break-up. Uhm, help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,841 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Opalescence reviews
They gave her pill after pill and prescription drug, but she couldn't help but wonder if maybe he was her cure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 6/8/2016
Sentiments of Sorrow reviews
Four minutes of doubt destroyed six months of perfection, and Sakura broke him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Heart Harder than Stone and Colder than Ice reviews
For a moment, Sasuke wondered whether he should permanently sedate her for the duration of their relationship, but then thought better of it. "Sasuke? YOU'RE TOUCHING ME IN MY SLEEP? You absolute perv..." "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,237 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl Time reviews
Ino takes Sakura for a little "girl time". In the empty public baths. At midnight. What could possibly be so odd about that? One Shot/Yuri/InoSak/Lemon/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Mentor reviews
Zack's an angry teenager; always getting into trouble. So what's ShinRa do? Well, they assign him a mentor... Rated T for language. Disclaimer: These characters and their way of life belong to SquareEnix.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,395 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
I'll Be Waiting reviews
Bleeding, shaking, sick and dying. Zack makes it back to Aerith, finally fulfilling his promise. One-Shot. I accidentally removed this. Please review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Aerith's Rain reviews
This is that one heart breaking scene from Crisis Core. Zack's death. rated T, just to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Zack F. - Complete