Author has written 64 stories for Mario, Secret Show, Problem Solverz, Arthur, Superjail!, Team Fortress 2, Batman, Steven Universe, Uncle Grandpa, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Galaxy Express 999, King Of The Hill, Johnny Test, Mortal Kombat, Breadwinners, Sailor Moon, Rick and Morty, Misc. Cartoons, Earthbound, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Family Guy, Web Shows, We Bare Bears, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Final Fight, Super Smash Brothers, and Bayonetta.
"I think a lot, but I don't say much." -Anne Frank
"Bad art is a distraction; good art changes people." -Oancitizen, "To Boldly Flee"
"Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well who knows?" -Meowth, "Pokemon the First Movie"
"If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away; if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth." -Louis, "Jacob's Ladder"
“I don’t believe you want to go to the theater to see somebody you can see next door.” -Joan Crawford
"It's easy to be bad; it's hard to be good." -Superman
"You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all of the red flags just look like flags." -Bojack Horseman
"I’m still learning. I hope you understand. I want to understand. I’m sorry." -Anonymous
*UPDATE 10/26/15* From this day forward, I will not tolerate any feedback on my fanfics that can either directly or indirectly harm someone, including me. (Examples: ableism, slut-shaming, virgin-shaming, misogyny, biphobia, homophobia, transphobia, racism, and lastly straight-up bullying.) After what happened to Zamii, I could not be any more disgusted by what the majority of the SU fandom has done than I am right now. While we're at it, if I've said or done anything problematic, please just tell me and I'll find a way to rectify that. I hope I won't have to explain this again.
I love to write stories, fanfiction and original fiction alike but mostly fanfiction. But I'll warn you right now: Not only am I a fanfiction author, but I'm also a fanfiction critic.
I am, for the most part, mostly Native American (specifically Cherokee Indian), a proud Okie, most definitely bisexual, sadistic (by that, I mean I like to watch gore and violence with a cheerful attitude), and a night owl. I also have autism.
It just so happens that I am fascinated with animals (all kinds as a matter of fact) and I take animal biology (and zoology) very seriously, except in fandoms where it's not totally required.
I was in Drama, Anime, and Latin Club during high school and I was also in Freshman Choir. (Yes, I have sung in the past. I still do, though, just not in public.)
I am also an Honors graduate in high school; this should hint at what exactly you're dealing with here.
Here's my FictionPress account.
I've also got somewhat of a pregnancy fetish.
I've always been a fan of The Secret Show (not as much as I was before, though), but I also like League of Super Evil, Superjail! (which has been my obsession since 2011), Adventure Time, the Mario series, the Pokémon series, the Sonic the Hedgehog series, Team Fortress 2, Family Guy, American Dad, the Cleveland Show, Bob's Burgers, Robot Chicken, the Legend of Korra, the Nostalgia Critic, Atop the Fourth Wall, the Angry Video Game Nerd, the Cinema Snob, Phelous, the FanFic Critic (see her on YouTube and subscribe to her here, okay?), the Sims series (I prefer to play The Sims 3 and the MySims games), etc. I got into Sanjay and Craig two summers ago, so I may write fanfics on that show sometime. I'm also somewhat into the DC and Marvel comics. (My top favorites would have to be Batman, Spider-Man, and Iron Man.)
I'm so in love with Steven Universe right now. If you ask me, I think it's either the next Avatar: The Last Airbender or the next Legend of Korra. (Neither one would be surprising, to be totally honest.) I like how there's also some anime influences (i.e. Sailor Moon, Dragonball Zand Lucky Star) in there.
Should I mention that I also used to be a huge fan of Danny Phantom and Avatar: The Last Airbender when I was a pre-teen?
I'm also a pegasister (or brony), so expect some pony fanfics at some point and don't forget to watch for pony cameos in my other fanfics. ;)
Favorite Artists & Music:
My favorite song artists would have to be Lady GaGa, Nickelback, Daft Punk, Owl City, Evanescence, Muse, Rihanna, P!nk, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, Fleetwood Mac, Ke$ha (there's something about her songs that's contagious in a good way), Green Day, Daughtry, Imagine Dragons, Emeli Sande, Adele, Lorde, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, Aretha Franklin, etc.
I'm mostly into pop songs (particularly modern ones) and some hip-hop, but I do listen to some classic rock, alternative rock, solid oldies, a bit of rap (good rap, that is), and foreign music, like J-Pop and K-Pop for example.
I don't feel like explaining why I like these pairings. Instead, I'm going to list them.Victor x Anita (Agentshipping)- The Secret Show Professor Professor x Doctor Doctor (Scienceshipping)- The Secret Show Jared x Cherice (Midgetshipping)- Superjail! The Warden x The Mistress (Rivalshipping)- Superjail! The Warden x Alice- Superjail! The Warden x Lord Stingray- Superjail! (Guilty pleasure for me.) Changed Daily x Lucy Woo (Veteranshipping)- The Secret Show Changed Daily x Princess Zelda- Crossover (Legend of Zelda series and The Secret Show) Nostalgia Critic x Special Agent Kowalski- Crossover (Nostalgia Critic and The Secret Show) Nostalgia Chick x Todd in the Shadows x Obscurus Lupa- TGWTG.com (This love triangle is so hilarious!) Mario x Princess Peach- Mario series One-sided Bowser x Princess Peach- Mario series Luigi x Princess Daisy- Mario series Yoshi x Birdo- Mario series Wario x Mona- Wario Ware Inc. series Wario x Captain Syrup (Foeshipping)- Wario Land series Waluigi x Wendy O. Koopa- Mario series Finn x Flame Princess- Adventure Time Jake x Lady Rainicorn- Adventure Time Princess Celestia x The Warden- Crossover (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Superjail!) [Psst, don't worry, it's only for shits and giggles...not!] Steven x Amethyst- Steven Universe Steven x Connie- Steven Universe (They look so cute together! This is only a backup though.) Steven x Hitomi Suzumiya (an OC of mine)- Steven Universe Sadie x Lars- Steven Universe Atari Suzumiya (OC) x Peedee Fryman- Steven Universe Lars x Rumiko Suzumiya (OC) x Ronaldo Fryman- Steven Universe Maude (OC) x Onion- Steven Universe Roxanne (OC) x Buck Dewey- Steven Universe Garnet x Pearl x Clive (an OC of mine) x Tanzanite (another OC of mine)- Steven Universe Ruby x Sapphire (Garnet)- Steven Universe Batman (Bruce Wayne) x Catwoman (Selina Kyle)- DC comics Superman (Clark Kent) x Lois Lane- DC comics Gwen Stacy x Spider-Man (Peter Parker) x Mary Jane Watson- Marvel comics Iron Man (Tony Stark) x Pepper Potts- Marvel comics Loki Laufeyson x Queen Elsa- Crossover (Marvel comics/Norse mythology and Frozen) [This should technically make sense since Disney now owns Marvel; besides Elsa is a goddess in her own right and Arendelle is located in the Scandinavian area where the Norse gods have rule] Sailor Moon (Usagi Tsukino) x Tuxedo Mask (Mamoru Chiba)- Sailor Moon Sailor Chibi Moon (Chibiusa Tsukino) x Helios- Sailor Moon One-sided Sailor Copper Tanuki (OC; Danukiko Bayashi) x Sailor Iron Mouse (Chuuko Nezu)- Sailor Moon "Howling Mad" Murdock x Amy Allen- The A-Team "The Face" x Amy Allen- The A-Team Sailor Iron Mouse (Chuuko Nezu) x Sailor Aluminum Siren (Reiko Aya)- Sailor Moon Emmett x Wyldstyle- The LEGO Movie
Again, I do not feel like explaining at the moment, so I'm going to list them.
The Secret Show:Anita Knight Victor Volt Doctor Doctor Professor Professor Changed Daily Special Agent Ray
League of Super Evil:Doktor Frogg Red Menace Voltar Doomageddon
Superjail!:The Warden The Mistress Alice Lord Stingray (he may be a douchebag, but I think he's totally awesome) Jared Cherice Jailbot NOVA Bruce
Family Guy:Brian Griffin Stewie Griffin Peter Griffin Lois Griffin Meg Griffin Glenn Quagmire
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:
(Note that they will not be in any particular order here, unlike with the other listings of favorite characters in different fandoms)Rarity Twilight Sparkle Pinkie Pie Fluttershy Princess Celestia Applejack Rainbow Dash Big Macintosh
Steven Universe:Steven Amethyst (out of all the Crystal Gems, I probably identify with her the most.) Garnet Pearl Rose Quartz (I know she's dead, but she still counts, right?) Peedee Sadie Lars Connie
IMPORTANT! READ BEFORE YOU LOOK AT MY FANFICTION!:
It is imperative you know that some of my earlier fanfics take place in an alternate universe where Pokémon coexist with animals, humans, mythological creatures, mythological deities, fictional races, and where there's even a Heaven and Hell. (Of course, both are totally different dimensions and are not located above- or underground, like in the Bible.)
And hell, I've even made my own genealogy for the universe:
Yes, I am a Christian, but don't worry. I won't try to shove my religious views down your throat, unlike some "religious" assholes.
Furthermore, some of the time, my fanfics will cross over with many shows, games, books, movies, etc. regardless of how absurd the resulting crossovers are. (Yes, this includes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, too.)
One more thing: even though Doctor Doctor's real name has been officially confirmed to be Susan, her real name is Lilith in my world because I personally think it fits her better.
Fanfiction Projects So Far:Passion of the Guardiane- prologue and twelve chapters completed (expecting to reach at least forty chapters) Jenova- first chapter completed (expecting to reach twenty chapters; will rename it Halcyon when work resumes) Three-way crossover between Dragnet ('80s version), That '70s Show, and The Golden Girls- considering it (may or may not actually write it) The Master War- prologue completed (expecting to reach at least sixty chapters) Et Mundus Eos- eleven chapters completed (expecting to reach at least twenty-five chapters) Diamonds are Forever (Rose Quartz's ascension to legendary heroism)- completed at six chapters Magna Clades- completed at sixteen chapters Starchild (Steven x Amethyst pregnancy fanfic)- completed at thirteen chapters (takes place four years after Magna Clades; yes, they share a continuity) Here I Am (Garnet x Pearl fanfic based on the song of the same name by Leona Lewis)- completed at seventeen chapters (shares a continuity with Starchild and Magna Clades) Symbiote- completed at ten chapters (shares a continuity with Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, Magna Clades, Here I Am and Starchild) Pizzapoon (Uncle Grandpa's take on Pikapoon)- completed Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom (Rose Quartz's early years)- six chapters completed (currently on hiatus; also shares a continuity with Young and Beautiful, Magna Clades, Here I Am, Starchild, and Symbiote) Garnet Mows the Lawn (Garnet x Pearl one-shot that parodies Cloud Mows the Lawn)- completed Young and Beautiful (Greg Universe x Rose Quartz origins fanfic)- completed at fifteen chapters (shares a continuity with Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, Magna Clades, Starchild, Symbiote and Here I Am) Deity Heat (Cotton Candy x lioness!Amethyst one-shot parody of Titian Heat)- work-in-progress Let Her Go (Allen Gregory fanfic based on the song of the same name by Passenger)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Time of the Season (Steven Universe/The Groovenians crossover partially based on the Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins)- first chapter completed (shares a continuity with Magna Clades, Starchild, Here I Am, Symbiote, Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, and Young and Beautiful) Fight to Stay Alive (King of the Hill fanfic based on the novel Hoot by Carl Hiaasen)- first chapter completed (expecting to reach maybe seventeen or eighteen chapters) Untitled Mr. Peabody and Sherman fanfic (focuses on the next-gen kids, sorta)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Lego House (Greg Universe x OC fanfic based on the song of the same name by Ed Sheeran)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Ready to Roll (Steven Universe/Team Fortress 2 crossover; the Crystal Gems join forces with RED and BLU to fight an Eldritch Abomination)- nine chapters completed (shares a continuity with Magna Clades, Starchild, Here I Am, Symbiote, Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, Young and Beautiful and Time of the Season) How Bruce Discovered His Abortion Fetish (Superjail! fanfic that parodies How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish; takes place between Vacation and Stingstress)- considering it (may write in the future) Journey On (Galaxy Express 999 poem)- completed Yesterday Once More (Galaxy Express 999 fanfic involving Tetsuro x goddess!Maetel; based on the song of the same name by the Carpenters)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Florentine Crystal Flowers (Garnet x Pearl one-shot set during sixteenth-century Florence; requested by Applebucker77)- completed Fallen Angels (Sailor Moon fanfic involving reincarnated!Sailor Iron Mouse [Chuuko Nezu] x reincarnated!Sailor Aluminum Siren [Reiko Aya] x reincarnated!Sailor Lead Crow [Akane Karasuma] menage a trois)- first chapter work-in-progress (expecting to reach somewhere between fourteen and twenty-three chapters) Oedipus Margarita (iguana!Steven x Pearl one-shot; requested by Trollface Mastah and lexboss)- completed Two Gemstones and a Pontiac (Rose Quartz x OC x Pontiac one-shot satire set during eighteenth-century North America; requested)- completed Super Smash Bros. Kombat: All Hell Breaks Loose (Super Smash Bros./Mortal Kombat crackfic crossover; pays homage to Super Smash Bros. Melee: Banana Bash)- first chapter completed (may take about seven or eight chapters to complete) All About the Surrogate (Modern Family fanfic)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Hello (one-sided Bowser x Peach one-shot based on the song of the same name by Lionel Richie)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Someone to Remember Him By (The Great Gatsby 2013 fanfic that takes place after events from the movie; Daisy Buchanan x Jay Gatsby= posthumous child)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Little Schoolgirl Alma (The Great Gatsby 2013 fanfic that focuses on Daisy and Tom Buchanan's daughter Alma and her relationship with an older, black man; takes place during the 1930s prior to WWII)- considering it (may write sometime in the future; shares a continuity with Someone to Remember Him By) I Will Possess Your Heart (Breadwinners one-shot that explores SwaySway going too far with his crush [in other words, raping her]; based on the song of the same name by Death Cab for Cutie)- completed New Riches (Waluigi x Wendy O. Koopa drabble)- completed Could I Have This Kiss Forever? (Sailor Moon one-shot involving Chibiusa x Helios)- completed Against All Odds (Hamtaro fanfic that focuses on the Ham-Ham Club's crazy journey home; based on the movie Homeward Bound)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) A Regal Birthday (Sailor Moon version of The Purple Prose Project that centers around Neo-Queen Serenity's birthday and pairs her with King Endymion; contains cunnilingus, rim jobs, pieces of cake inserted vaginally and an [eventual] bisexual orgy with bestiality thrown into the mix)- considering it (may write sometime in the future) Morty's Horrible Death (Rick and Morty's version of Rini's Horrible Death; Morty is brutally tortured and killed at the hands of a certain thirteen-year-old girl in love with Rick Sanchez)- completed (written for Rini's Horrible Death's tenth anniversary [not that it needs to be celebrated]) The Last of Us (focuses on Chalcedony's revolutionary cause; direct sequel to Here I Am)- three chapters completed (shares a continuity with Magna Clades, Starchild, Here I Am, Symbiote, Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, Young and Beautiful and Time of the Season) It's Complicated (Lars x Sadie fanfic; based on the song "Moment by Moment" by Yvonne Elliman, derived from the 1978 Robert Stigwood-directed movie of the same name starring John Travolta and Lily Tomlin)- will work on sometime in the future (will share a continuity with Magna Clades, Starchild, Here I Am, Symbiote, Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, Young and Beautiful, Time of the Season, and The Last of Us) Pride and Joy (Lars x Sadie pregnancy fanfic)- will work on sometime in the future (will share a continuity with Magna Clades, Starchild, Here I Am, Symbiote, Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, Young and Beautiful, Time of the Season, The Last of Us, and Diamonds are Forever) You Are So Beautiful To Me (Greg Universe x Rose Quartz one-shot concerning the simultaneous events of Steven's birth and Rose's death)- will work on in the future Say Something, Love (starts off Steven x Connie, but then quickly becomes Steven x Hitomi)- will write in the future (will share a continuity with Magna Clades, Starchild, Here I Am, Symbiote, Destiny's Child And Her Bridegroom, Young and Beautiful, Time of the Season, The Last of Us, Diamonds are Forever, and You Are So Beautiful To Me) Yggdrasil: A Brave New World (final entry in the Gemstone Saga)- will start work in the future, presumably sometime in 2015 or 2016 50 Shades of Joestar (Jolyne Cujoh-centered one-shot)- completed I Will Always Return (Steven x Connie one-shot; based on the song of the same name by Bryan Adams from "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron;" dedicated to Trollface Mastah)- completed The Purple Wedding (Final Fantasy XIII version of The Purple Prose Project that centers around the polygamous wedding of Hope, Vanille, Fang, Serah and Noel; contains a five-way amongst other things; also meant to be a Seltzerberg-esque parody of badfics in generals)- considering it Eyes on Me (Ruby x Sapphire human!AU fanfic; based on the song of the same name from Final Fantasy VIII)- three chapters completed From this Moment On (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Seinfeld crossover; Carlton Banks and Elaine Benes fall in love while the former is visiting Manhattan)- considering it Come Away with Me (Pearl/Rose Quartz one-shot; based on the song of the same name by Norah Jones)- completed Lightning Striking (Final Fantasy XIII/Jupiter Ascending crossover; the FFXIII gang interact with the Abrasax clan and partake in the human diaspora across the universe; also a prequel to Jupiter Ascending)- considering it
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