Poetrywriter16
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Joined 03-14-10, id: 2288914, Profile Updated: 03-30-10
Author has written 10 stories for Fables, Misc. Books, and Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles.

I wrote "Secret Agent at Fifteen" with daydreamer0083... just so you know.

Name: Letters in a particular order

Age: Two numbers

Gender: Male or female

Address: The place where I live

Physical Features: A nose, two eyes, a mouth, two ears...

(If you actually expected me to tell you that personal info, you are completely insane)

Hi, really have no idea what to say so:

Random Craziness!!

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, love is killing me, Rose the pack's Fang, WinterSky101, WindClanApprentice112, daydreamer0083, Poetrywriter16

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, eaglegal4, avengingangle45, love is killing me, FangismyEdward, Rose the pack's Fang, WinterSky101, WindClanApprentice112, daydreamer0083, Poetrywriter16

This is interesting:

Steven Wright, Master Wordsmith

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are some of his gems:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic boyfriend... but he left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

And an all time favorite- 34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

My firend has ADOS. Atention Deficet... OOOOOO SHINY! (squirel or sparkly can be subsotuted for shiny)

My friends are insane...

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by

boys are like slinkies. they seem useless but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs(ROFL! This is so TRUE!!XD)

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

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Bullies by Metal Freak-hi again reviews
Amber's the new kid who has to be who she's not. James is the kid left alone and abused by Amber's 'friends'. Amber dose something that changes both their lives. What will happen? ORIGINAL STORY. ALL HUMAN. RATED T for volince and some cussing. R&R
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Next by daydreamer0083 reviews
I am sorry for not updating as often as I should be. I'll try and post the next chapter soon. Enjoy what I have so far! Note- I messed with the ending of both games.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010
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Poetry truly from the heart
I write many poems not for others, but to let emotions out. Poetry is something i enjoy, so please read if you'd like. If you R&R i'll upload some more poems if you liked it, thanks a lot. Poetrywriter16
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Published: 2/11/2011
Middle School Story reviews
This is a true story about me, please please please please PLEASE R&R!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010
The Moo Chronicles reviews
Moo, R&R
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
My Advice Column for YOU! reviews
I'm making this for people with questions, i'll answer anything you throw my way, read the first chapter and review it if you got any questions, but please, review! Pretty please with a cherry on top? *looks at with sad little blue puppy dog eyes*
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010
Random Things
These are random things i've written and felt like posting, rainy days is only a part of a story, if you want me to continue any of them please please please! R&R!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 324 - Published: 4/10/2010
High School Story reviews
A boy, Zack, meets a girl in freshman year of high school, but soon learns horrible secrets about her past. Please read, review! I update daily!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010
Random Poetry reviews
Please read, rate and review! :
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010
Secret Agent at 15 reviews
Read and see. Please review.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010
The Beach
A lovely day at the beach experiencing everything going on and being able to imagine yourself there while reading it.
Fables - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010
The Girl Made of Light reviews
A poem about a girl that wants to show herself to the world, her true meaning.
Fables - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete