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Author has written 33 stories for Maximum Ride, Host, Twilight, Mortal Instruments, and Death Note.
Cool! Hey guys!! So...I'm LOVING being on fanfiction!! My writing is like getting sooo much betterlove it! And i'm getting lots of reviewers and vistors (sqee!!) and that's too awesome! I consider myself a pretty good writer and love to write and think up my own version of things! I'm homeschooled and have a good amount of time on my hands so i'm hoping to be able to update pretty frequently. Pweaseeee read & review my stuff!! For Max Ride fans I do a lot of that and would love to write requests that people send in! Just PM ME!
I really should update more often...and I'm trying! Trust me! But bear with me!!
I'm a fan of: Books
Maximum Ride (luv it!!) :D
Movies I ADORE:
All three Bourne movies
Transformers - i'm so dorky :P
Berverly Hills Chihuahua
Waiting on Maximum Ride movie to be made!!
A friend will bail you out of jail.
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Stuff to put up I guess :P
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile
if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (i swear you'll feel better)
Random Questions On My Brain
Why are the people who handled and invest your money called Brokers??
Why on Drive-Up atms is there brail lettering??
Can bald men get lice??
Is there a reason that doctors call what they do "Practice"??
If people are really scared of mice, then why do they all love mickey mouse??
Shouldn't chocolate be a vegatable since it comes from cocoa BEANS??
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni??
Why is "cute as a button" a compliment, since when are buttons cute??
Why can't the hairs on your arms get split ends??
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of Progress??
Why can't we women put on mascara with our mouths closed??
Why haven't we ever seen the headline "Psychic wins lottery"??
Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections??
You know the indestructable black box on airplanes, why not make the whole plane outta that stuff??
If flying is so safe, why is the airport called the "Terminal"??
Why are they called apartments when their all stuck together??
Why does the sun lighten our hair and darken our skin??
Clothes for Older flock in Kids of the Future!:
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7. You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.& now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
So funny and True!
Put your iPod/mp3 player/whatever on shuffle. The soundtrack to my life:
Opening Credits: Marry For Money by Trace Adkins
Waking up: Down The Road by Kenny Chesney
First day of school: Just Friends by Frickin' A
Falling in love: My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson
Fighting: Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley
Breaking up: I Heart Question Mark by Taylor Swift
Driving: In The Arms Of The Angel by Sarah Mclaughlin
Flashback: Waking Up In Vegas by Katy Perry
Mental breakdown: If I Could Have You Back by Aly & AJ
Getting back together: Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
Wedding: In My Head by Jason Derulo
Birth of a child: Cut by Plumb
Final battle: Leave Out All The Rest by Linkin Park
Death scene: Hey You by Jonas Brothers
Funeral: Complicated by Avril Lavigne
End credits: Forever And Ever Amen by Randy Travis
Kind of weird?? :/
MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:
Did you cry when Ari died?
No, but i did frown!
Do you think Fang is hot?
Umm...DUH, OF COURSE
How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
-SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
-SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
Heck yeah I did!! It took forever
Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
No, but I did stop reading for like...an hour...then was dying of curiousity and read it anyway
Who is your favorite character?
IGGY!! My fav blind pyro!
Do you like Jeb?
Yeah, i guess...don't trust him at all though!
-SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTH" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Can't say I wasn't
Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
Yes! Not that TFW wasn't good. The plot just didn't go right to me.
-SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Nudge didn't bother me at all...Angel on the other hand, little twerp
Which book is your all time favorite?
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports for sure!!
If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Somethin' kinda intense but heroic sounding (I can't really think of a specific)
Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
Who do you think the voice should be?
I'm kinda digging the whole not knowing thing. It adds suspense!
Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
mmmm...kinda, but probably no
What bugged you the most about TFW?
It just was so undetailed (i think because it was so short)
MIGGY or FAX?
FAX FOREVER!! (but Iggy can hang with me if he wants lol)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?
BOYFRIENDS SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF!
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she comes to you crying
WHAT A KISS MEANS! (JUST CUTE :)
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
The Kind Of Man I Want:
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.