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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21727 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5041 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Intervention: A TwiKinkFest Entry in Five Parts by AllTheOtherNamesAreUsed reviews
Carlisle has buried himself with work, but when the family stages an intervention exploring his darkest fantasies, he will learn something important about himself, and which fantasy he needs to be a reality. TwiKinkFest. Carlisle/All. AU. HEED WARNINGS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Lunchtime Lemons by sadtomato reviews
A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6722 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete