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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20792 - Favs: 5,240 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intervention: A TwiKinkFest Entry in Five Parts by AllTheOtherNamesAreUsed reviews
Carlisle has buried himself with work, but when the family stages an intervention exploring his darkest fantasies, he will learn something important about himself, and which fantasy he needs to be a reality. TwiKinkFest. Carlisle/All. AU. HEED WARNINGS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Lunchtime Lemons by sadtomato reviews
A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Said and done by ICMezzo reviews
Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,077 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
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