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Something hilarious i realized: People can spontaneously combust, which means randomly burst into flames. Have no fear, it only happens when your temperature gets too high (which is why we want to bring down our fevers). Anyway, Phoenixes burst into flames when they have to die and be reborn. So, they spontaneously combust! So, next time in one of your stories when you need to write "Fawkes burst into flames," you can write "Fawkes spontaneously combusted," and people who realize the connection without reading my explanation, can laugh. cause it's kinda boring reading a whole explanation.

i cried watching this video... it was so scarily accurate! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFBzZfxkWUg&feature=player_embedded

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.(AKA. Drinking Buddies)

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it completely D:

1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first)

2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow?

3) Your first initial?

4) Your month of birth?

5) Which color do you like more,black or white?

6) Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7) Your favorite number?

8) Do you like California or Florida more?

9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10) Write down a wish(a realistic one)

ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...)

THE ANSWERS;

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red-You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black-You are conservative and aggressive

Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3.If you initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R You try to live you life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4.If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5.If you choose;

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: You are a laid back person

9.If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love the enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7.Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must havegone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3.Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen:

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6.Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles

And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?

1.When he denies the above claims, respond with "That's not what Rosalie said!"

10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen:

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to "Jump for them."

9. Tell her if she were just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straight jacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan "I'm melting."

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4.When she gets a vision, ask if her "spidey senses" are tingling

3. Trip her and ask her if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1.E-mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan:

10. Ask about Eric.

9. Ask about Mike.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the white pages she looked for fake fan boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4.Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her... happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and, she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know the real reason she married Edward- the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Video tape the reaction.

10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3.Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1.Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen:

10.Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7.Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor Dreamy”

6.Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or phedophile.

5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramel milkshake.

4.Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.

3.Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.

2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.

And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?

1.Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black:

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7.Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!

Dormitory
When you rearrange the letters
Dirty Room

Presbyterian
When you rearrange the letters
Best In Prayer

Astronomer
When you rearrange the letters
Moon Starer

Desperation
When you rearrange the letters
A Rope Ends It

The Eyes
When you rearrange the letters
They See

The Morse Code
When you rearrange the letters
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines
When you rearrange the letters
Cash Lost In Me

Election - Results
When you rearrange the letters
Lies - Let's Recount

Snooze Alarms
When you rearrange the letters
Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point
When you rearrange the letters
I'm A Dot In Place

The Earthquakes
When you rearrange the letters
That Queer Shake

Eleven Plus Two
When you rearrange the letters
Twelve Plus One

Weird yet amusing Facts...

1.) Half of all Americans over the age of 55 have no teeth.

2.) You have no sense of smell when you are sleeping.

3.) In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

4.) A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

5.) The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'

6.) 28.1 of people pee in the pool!

7.) It is physically impossible to touch your elbow with your tongue

8.) Pearls melt in vinegar.

9.) Sales of Rolaids, Alka-Seltzer, and Tums jump 20 in December... (Gee I wonder why...)

10.) About 9 out 10 people have already tried to lick their elbow.

11.) 10 out of 10 people are currently laughing at their or others stupidity.

12.) 10 out of 10 are currently thinking about posting this in their profile too.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

~When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

~Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

The above statement is false

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Hi! I'm human. What're you?

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

~Sometimes all we need are each other

~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

~When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

~I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

~Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

~When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

~Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

~We are the people our parents warned us about!

~Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!

~Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...!

~I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

~RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

~Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off...

~Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.

~Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

~You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

~I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

~When a boy tells you to “Suck It!” Just smile and say “Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!”

~If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

~Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

~I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

~I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

~I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

~Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”

~Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

~They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

~It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

~Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

~I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

~When I die, I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people!

Holding Hands-

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars-

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, Duskgrowlthevampire, Wanna Bet On a Bear Hug, HarryPotterismyentirelife

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

Advice That Guys Should Try And Take...

When she acts shy- Say you love her

When she runs away from you- Chase her

When she puts your face near hers- Kiss her

When she kicks and punches- Hold her tight

When she is silent- She is thinking of how to say 'I love you'

When she ignores you- She wants all your attention

When she pulls away- Grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst- Tell her she look beautiful

When she says nothing's wrong- A million things are going through her head

When she screams at you- Tell her you love her AND mean it

When you see her walking- Sneak up behind her, grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she is scared- Hold her and tell her everything is going to be all right cause you are there

When she looks like something is the matter- Kiss her and tell her not to worry

When she hold your hands-

Play with her fingers

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks she’s stronger than you

Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favourite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Don’t look away until she does

When she says it's over

She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

She wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don’t believeit, talk with her

- Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

CRAZY QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein

"What is the most innocent place in any country? Is it not the insane asylum? These people drift through life truly innocent, unable to see into themselves at all." -Arthur Miller

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." -Nora Ephron

"Sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you're crazy" -Thelonious Monk

"If you want to increase your insanity, avoid the asylum" -Amy Cameron Farmer

If these apply to you or anyone you know, Copy and paste to your profile.

1 scary way to break up
This is so wrong...so it just kinda freaked me out. I don't really believe this but this is sooo scary!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose.
However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful !! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life! DUMB !!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah's ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die!

You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

You know you're too obsessed with Harry Potter when:

1) You accidentally called your friend Ginny because she has red hair.

2) Instead of studying for an extra important exam, your reading HP.

3) Your Sims game has a whole neighborhood devoted to the wizarding world.

4) Your friends give you The Look when you say Harry.

5) Your sister thinks your really a witch in disguise.

5) You dress up as a HP character and practice wandless magic.

6) Your cell rings and you absentmindedly wave your pencil and say "Accio cell phone"

7) You fall out of your chair in class because your daydreaming about Harry Potter.

8) Your parents have banned Harry Potter books from your possession.

9) You scream whenever you see anything Harry Potter.

10) You screamed when you and a friend were at the mall and you saw a Harry Potter book countdown poster.

11) Your friend knows exactly what to get you for your birthday, every year- a HP poster.

12) You are rebelling against JK Rowling's pairings...in Social Studies.

13) You think your math teacher is a Death Eater.

14) When people ask the person your with what's wrong with you, they look at them pointedly and say "Don't ask"

15) You're actually reading this.

16) You have spent more than healthy time on Harry Potter sights.

17) You're convinced that your Hogwarts letter is late...and that Harry is distantly related to your uncle.

18) One of your stuffed animals is named Crookshanks.

19) You have worse symptoms than this list.

20) You are laughing right now, saying yes to every statement!

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls...forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a Volvo.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isn't with us anymore.

Edward Cullen: the 107 year old virgin.

Edward can bust my headboard, bite my pillows, and bruise my body any day!

Twilight is like crack, only better!

fall down again bella?
no Emmett i punched a werewolf in the face.

so did you stab edward cullen with a pencil or what?

I got bit by Edward an i liked it.

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

twilight; the reason girl across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampires.

Twilight addict.

whenever i get happy or calm all of a sudden i look around for jasper.

Team edward cause jacob doesn't sparkle.

Today was a good day. I saw two silver Volvos on the highway.

dearest Edward, dammit why aren't you real!

i have trouble admitting edward cullen's a fictional character.

do that again and ill give you a papercut in front of Jasper.

My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!

i am a twilightaholic.

Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone (Alice and Jasper) when asked if they could beat wizards:
Ashley - oh yah we'd totally kick ass!
Jackson - i don't know, they got brooms!

Way to know you are obsessed with Twilght!

You start eating ‘Bella’s’ food.

When your maths teacher says your gonna lear trig you look at your friend and say ‘TRIG’ - Ditto Biology

You have twilightous, a disease that makes you addictied to twilight

When you go to the doctor’s you tell your mom that you want a different doctor. When she asks why you say ‘Cos’ his name’s not Carlisle, he doesn’t have a wife called esme, or adopt any children and he’s NOT A VAMPIRE’

When you watch hospital programs and someone is dying you scream ‘CARLISLE SAVE THEM!’

You have the whole official twilight soundtrack on your iPod/ MP3

You have read loads of these lists...And reviewed them...And realized that they were pretty much all true

Twilight has brought you and your best friend so much closer

You growl a lot more...And have learned how to pounce

You insult your brother/ sister by saying there a werewolf/vampire (depending on what you are)...And by saying they smell like werewolf/ vampire

You insult your friend by saying she’s a dog...And she growls at you

You hate the fact that you have to wait a year for New Moon...But in a way don’t want to see it...Cos’ your gonna cry SOOOO much...When you told your friend she laughed at you...Cos’ she’s team Jacob and said it was her movie

You have pictures of the twilight boys around your room

When you did a geography project you wanted Kellan Lutz to be your sponser...But your stupid friends said no =(

You go on fan-fiction like everyday to see if the twilight story’s you have subscribed to have any updates...And get sad when they don’t

You looked for Wuthering Heights in you library...And got sad when they didn’t have it...But are now happy cos’ you found it today =)

When you saw the film ‘The Lost Boys’ you kept saying ‘Keh soo stereotypical!’

You were so happy when they announced that they were gonna keep Taylor Lautner as Jacob...In fact you screamed

You can relate ANYTHING to twilight

Whenever you see/find glitter you pour it over yourself...And everyone else

I went on google images today and searched the quileute pack. There was a picture of Vanessa Hugens on the first page. This deeply disturbed me.

When you were in history and saw a husky on a video you and your friend went ‘IT’S JACOB!’

When someone says vampires and werewolves aren’t real, you shout at them and give them a lecture

You leave your window open for Edward at night

If you ever get a dog you know your gonna call it Jacob, Quil, Embry, Seth etc…

You search EVERYWHERE for silver Volvo’s or any of the other cars in twilight...And told your dad you want a yellow Porsche for your 18th birthday...And he laughed at you...And you sulked for days

You want to buy contacts in the color of: butterscotch or red

Apple’s are now your favorite fruit...And whenever you have one you hold it the twilight way

On your bebo, facebook or whatever you put your location as Forks...Or Isle Esme...Or La Push

You and your friend want to go to twilight college...And if one doesn’t exist…well it should...And if you did got there you would totally get A in like EVERY area

You wrote on your science work Breanna Grayce Cullen (or your name lol)

When you watched P.S. I love you, you screamed at the women cos’ one of her job options was vampire slayer

You think van helsing is Gay!...And he obviously never met Edward Cullen

You got jealous of your friends mom because she read twilight but your mom refuses...Cos she knows how obsessed you are...And refers to twilight as ‘That vampire thing’

When your in the car and your parent’s are driving you say ‘Why are we going so slow’...And they look at you weirdly cos’ there going at 70MPH

You think they could have cast bella better...By picking you!

You have random conversations by yourself with the twilight characters...And have to admit that they do give a good conversation...And when you tell your mom she laughs at you...Ditto with the rest of your family.

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

LIST OF A HUNDRED POINTLESS STUPID THINGS PEOPLE DO! (Things I've done are underlined :))

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (I found it after I hung up)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (Almost caused a car wreck too. Lol, that's why you don't laugh at pedestrians running into poles.)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (I didn't realized until I was going to bed)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (Me: I don't do stupid things. I'm the complete opposite of stupid. Random kid: What's 3 times 0? Me: 3, der. ... Wait...)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place &
I spill things a lot.I'm pretty clumsy&
sometimes I have a broken heart.
my friends & I sometimes fight &
maybe some days nothing goes right.
but when I thing about it & take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
& that maybe.just maybe.I like being

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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not be able to go out.

I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy.

I WEAR A SKIRT SOMETIMES, so I MUST be a girly-girl.

I am DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a freak.

I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep.

I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.

I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"

And if you can, add another line!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for a vampire or two.

Oh, they're over the rainbow. Ya know, way up high? (After someone asks you where something is)

Get over it.

Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history.

Caution: water on road during rain.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C

Yes, I know I am random, but you have to understand - salad.

No, the forks will fall with the spoons... it is the SPORK'S era now!

Always look for the bare necessities, and then sing the song.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Duct tape is silver, but silence is golden. Are you catching my drift?

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I can resist everything except temptation.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

IMPORTANT!!

We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

there were 2 girls named Sarah and Jane

They were looking through peoples
Myspaces. Sarah slowly came upon this one
Myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho. She started laughing with Jane commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that i'm looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time Sarah was wearing high
shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. She and Jane started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man you're starting to scare the living sh!t out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldn't want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean that's what you
just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Jane said "Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*ing psycho!"

Sarah replied "Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?"

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldn't really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldn't stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, you're alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think I'm going to leave now because you're freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

Sarah and Jane were really
scared.

Jane said "Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone."

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden Jane had to go to the bathroom.She told Sarah, and left the room.

Ten minutes later Sarah noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She went and knocked but no one said
anything. She opened it and found Jane there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around SatanStalker was there. News the next morning said that a girl named Jane Dunbach was found dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. And Sarah Runger was missing

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!!!

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!!!

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people scare me. A lot.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shoot!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, I killed him with an AK-47. Common sense speaking here. Wait. What? You're not supposed to do that? You're lying.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

You can slam a revolving door... into someone you don't like.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Never turn your back on someone, they just might stab it.

The walls we build around us

Are they to protect us from the demons outside?

Or are they to keep sealed the demons already within ourselves?

To isolate our hearts and thus turn them to solid ice

How we scream in pain when the light warms our hearts

Do we fear to feel the pain of loving again?

Or do we fear hurting the ones who love us?

We turn our eyes away from the windows to our souls

Do we fear to look inside ourselves and be forced to see our demons?

To face what we have been hiding from...

The people from your past will always be a part of who you are now. Trying to forget them is useless. There is no reason or sense in letting their memories go.

Be careful of your enemy once and of your friend a thousand times, for a double crossing friend knows more evil.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted... the only real kind is a kiss tasted.

Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

One story has to its end- but only so the next one can begin. The future is still full of uneasy and unanswered questions so let’s continue our journey to our answers!

Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin’ awesome!'

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

No one is a virgin, the world screws us all.

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends; if they are okay, you're it.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

Smile because it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I want a guy who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me. Hold my hand in the line at the mall and make all the other girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on their chest. A boy who would get mad at someone if they called me ugly or was mean to me. I want someone who would call me three times a day if they went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and he would just smile and agree with everything I had to say. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then kiss me a million times. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his arms around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it. And we’d make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say, “I love you,” in front of all of his friends, and we’d argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Year’s Eve and count stars with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner or watch movies under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I’m beautiful, but not too often. Who would make me laugh like no one else could. I want a guy who would give his hoodie to me and snuggle up next to me when it’s cold. A boy who would come up behind me and wrap his arms around my waist and whisper “You look beautiful today.“ But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never break my heart.

If you still believe in fairy tales & want one of your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Rock, Paper, Scissors I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: 16 May 2003 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their duff to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk 5 feet to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san, Wind797, Darkmanu,Mira94, spy master123, livingintheclouds, HarryPotterismyenirelife

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, grim's-little-girl, Kuro Fenikkusu, Flyboy254, Flame Swordsman, HarryPotterismyentirelife

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Ceata, Mira94, livingintheclouds, HarryPotterismyenirelife

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, AlexRussofan, Twilighting.Ensures, Rosalie Sawyer, Angel JJK, HarryPotterismyentirelife

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Eddie Izzard: If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Eddie: Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. "In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran."

Eddie: If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.

Eddie: I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.

Eddie: What shall we call our son so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school? We shall call him Englebert Humperdink! Yes, that'll work.

Eddie: We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

Eddie: The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.

Eddie: My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this. (Runs screaming) AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are strangely obsessed with these copy-paste things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever started laughing uncontrollably, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a stair rail and hit your head on the stairs, copy this onto your profile..

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

22 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Spread the Stupidity


One for Girls!
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
(B) Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: Gay.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry (I know i did)
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry, or at least feel emotion, there's something wrong with you

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

but without all the red and gold crap,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

If you cried while reading this (like i did) copy and paste this. If you didn't, do it anyway for those who look at your profile and copy and this stuff.

List your ten favourite Twilight Characters.

1. Emmett

2. Alice

3. Seth

4. Angela

5. Quill

6. Bella

7. Edward

8. Carlisle

9. Esme

10. Jasper

Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

A Quill/Jasper fanfic? Uh... WRONG, SO WRONG

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

I think Seth is super hot! He is a werewolf after all...

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

If Bella got Emmett pregnant? Seriously? HE'S A DUDE!

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

There would be heaps about Esme! She's so adorable, and she has an interesting backstory.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Edward/Alice? Definitely!! They would be great together, if they didn't have Jasper and Bella of course...and if they weren't siblings...

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Angela/Carlisle or Angela/Esme? I would have to say Angela/Carlisle but even then it's a little weird.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Edward discovered Seth and Carlisle in a relationship? That would be (again) WRONG and awkward on so many levels... plus, EW!

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

Bella and Alice are angry with their husbands, so they punish them by not letting them get sex for awhile.

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

A fluff for Angela/Jasper? Not that I know of, but people can come up with some weird combinations...

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

Emmett/Quil hurt/comfort "Even Men Can Be Weirder Than Normal"

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

Angela is sick of being the quiet, invisible girl and enlists playboy Emmett Cullen's help in getting noticed.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Edward/Esme? No, can say that they do...that would be just strange...and again with the WRONG

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

"Power doesn't always make a monster, people do."

A man can smile, and smile, and be a villain. Shakespeare

If wishes were fishes we'd all live in the sea.

Normality is relative, and every one is insane to some one else's view of normal.

Being normal is vastly overrated! - Aggie Cromwell in Halloweentown

Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.

Even the wise cannot see all ends.

Man is many things, but he is not rational.

A man once said, ”Genius is not being very smart, genius is thinking different from others.”

Man’s purpose is what he makes it to be. Scientists can argue over the facts all they want, but it’s always your choice on what you want your purpose to be, at one point or another in your life.

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

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If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that Hermione/Snape shippers are cuckoo for Coca Puffs and absolutely disgusting, copy this onto your profile

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

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If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

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OMG i just realized something at 5:39 on Monday, May 10,2010! Edward AND Harry both have emerald eyes!(well, b4 Edward was a vamp anyway) isn't it sad that it took me so long to realizes this since i read the Twilight series in August last year(multiple times) and Harry Potter i started reading two years ago(multiple times).

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think being normal is actually weird, copy&paste this onto your profile!

The Sorting Hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

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CATCHPHRASE TIME!! Ron's: Bloody hell. & Are you MENTAL? Hermione's: I've got to go to the library! Harry's: Er.

Suggestions for others may be PM'd to me. Don't be shy if you've got ideas!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Things i shouldn't (minus the not) do at Hogwarts: "Refer to Neville Longbottom as the Cowardly Lion, Ron Weasley as the Scarecrow, Draco Malfoy as the Tin Man, Hermione Granger as Dorothy, Dumbledore as the Wizard of Oz, Professor McGonagall as the Good Witch of the North, and Professor Umbridge as the Wicked Witch of the West."

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Here a reason why you should think before you speak -

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
So of course I checked
My seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny
Had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
And he said 'No'
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
' Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse..
Soooooo, I asked one more time, ' Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
Bent over, spread his cheeks
And yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry there's something wrong with you.

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.

Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity. May you be blessed.

"if at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall."

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?"

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The difference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

The Winner of the Most Funny Story I've Ever Read is...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6045275/1/Truth_or_Dare

by http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2321926/TheFatalIllusion

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

“So there are 3 tomatoes. A mother, father and a baby,” Harry started.

“Tomatoes don’t reproduce like that,” Ron said, not getting it.

“It’s a joke Ron…okay so they are going for a hike in the woods and the baby starts to fall behind,” he continues. Everyone is casually listening except Ron who is listening intently for the joke part.

“So the dad tomato runs and squashes the baby and says KETCHUP!” Harry starts to laugh. Hermione looks at him.

“That’s barbaric. How could a dad kill his son?” She says. Ginny laughs at how stupid the joke was and after about 5 minutes Ron starts to laugh.

“What are you laughing at Ron?” Harry asks.

“I get it!” Ron says. The whole group of people around him start to laugh. “What? What’s so funny?” Ron asked confused.

“Nothing Ronald.” Hermione said through muffled giggles.

NOTE: NOT MINE! i found it on Thereareonlythreemarauders profile. i don't know if it comes from one of her stories or not, but whatever. just thought i'd give credit! ;)

I have seen the first three movies of the Twilight Saga, and am anxiously awaiting Breaking Dawn, which has been split in 2 parts. GRRR! i have also seen every single HP, including the awesome part one of DH.

SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

In HP and the DH movie part one, i cried even before the title popped up cuz

of Hermione Obliviating her parents. i didn't cry in the books cuz i was like 'eh'

but seeing it happen just made it so much worse! i laughed later on when

everyone drank the Harry Potter Polyjuice XD but then i cried again when

Hedwig got killed. at the end of the movie i cried cuz Dobby died, and they

didn't even show the tombstone!!! D: of course, they also cut out a lot of

the information that was in the book that was needed. i hate the person

that directed this HP movie. he was an idiot. he doesn't get what

we HP fans have to see in the movie to be satisfied that it's correct. now, part 2.

WHY WHY WHY WHY?! ohmigosh i came SO close tothrowing up when Severus

kept hitting the window. i was bawling my head off from the moment ol' Tommy

boy told Lucius to bring Severus. i didn't stop crying until half-hour after i got home.

seeing Remus and Tonks and Fred just laying on the ground all dead... anyway, the

dragon scene was awesome! and i LOVE the way Bellabitch (Bellatrix) died... *feels

malicious* and when Ron FINALLY got off his arse and kissed Hermione... i was

elated! :D

okay i'm done with my spoiler/rant :)

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Mindful Eyes by JadeSullivan reviews
Sequel to Emerald Eyes; AU--The summer before 3rd year brings new obstacles for Harry and Snape, especially when the Potions master realizes he isn't the only one minding the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,376 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 529,341 - Reviews: 5051 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Deceptive Cadence by Sadakat reviews
Severus Snape knew that his new found rapport with Harry Potter would have its fair share of problems. But even he, Death Eater spy and Dark Arts master, could not have predicted the perilous journey that lay before them. Sequel to The Sleeping Sickness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,620 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Summer: No Holiday by BlueHorizon6 reviews
Snape/ Harry mentor fic. Set after the Tri-wizard Tournament and Voldemort's return to physical form. Harry is forced to spend the summer with Snape to train how to fight. It is not an arrangement either can stand but they must find a way to communicate if they are to make any progress at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,736 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Just For Now by MarieLewis reviews
Upon his reluctant return to the Dursley home after the events of his 5th year, Harry becomes depressed and ill. After an unexpected visit to the doctor Harry discovers an new challenge that he must face. AU 6th year. Challenge on P&S. CANCER FIC! WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,371 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Lily's Defender by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 260,992 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Through Hell Or High Water by sexyslytheringoddess012 reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Veela searching for his mate. Harry Potter is an abused teen looking for someone to save him and show him what love is really like. Can these two help each other find what they're looking for? Rated M for abuse and rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,663 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,935 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14077 - Favs: 8,877 - Follows: 8,452 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Death Eater's Child by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Harry had a good friend while he was at the Dursleys' and was able to gain a family with a sister, who was magical as well, a Death Eater's child. Completely AU, neglect!Dursleys, adoption, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,216 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,997 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 4,653 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Thousands Of Reasons To Smile by brightsidetolife reviews
Harry goes back in time as his eleven year old self & puts himself in the same orphanage with Tom Riddle whom is going to be starting Hogwarts; can Harry change history & Tom's P.O.V? Not Slash between Tom & Harry, SLASH involved, Cannon Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 314,986 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 84 - Words: 262,398 - Reviews: 5427 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have happened due to those changes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,682 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D.
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lily's Son by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him for who he was? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione (raven), Draco(Sly), Neville (Huffel) and of course Luna (Raven) later on. Whats a Potions Master to do? can he hate Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,548 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fix You by Reverie Wilde reviews
Post Hogwarts. Harry has lost most of his memory. Draco finds himself in a unique position to help. What will happen to the pair when a chance to start over presents itself? And what will happen when Harry gets his memory back? HP/DM slash rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,340 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
My Life Part Two by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Damon Snape aka Harry Potter is due to start his third year apprentice under his father Severus Snape. The world still thinks he's a squib but will it remain that way for long? will James Potter finally gone too far? will Lily get the ultimate revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,800 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Remembering Me: Taking Back Time by Trucklesinthetree reviews
Sirius Black, mass murderer and now escapee has the Wizarding world on alert - but what does this have to do with Harry? He's just looking forward to turning 13 aand the year ahead while Snape has the new challenge of parenting a teenager on his hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,960 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Loki's Trial by Nako13yeh reviews
Sequel to A Past Encounter. After a problematic turn of events,Thor brings the Avengers to Asgard in hopes that they would help defend Loki on his trial. They didn't expect Asgardian Justice to be this severely cruel, putting Loki deeper than what he's in for. Each of them will testify in their own way about the Alien invasion, slowly revealing that Loki wasn't behind the attack.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,510 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,222 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Shine by Fire of the lioness reviews
AU! She is the twin of Galen Potter, the famous Boy Who Lived. While he lives in the spotlight, she is forced to survive in the shadows. But she won´t be alone. Creatures of Magic, prepare for your student! Pairing: FredGeorgeOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,484 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/12/2006
So close by halfbloodprincess21 reviews
Set at the end of 3rd year. Overhearing Harry by chance on his final evening patrol of the year leads Snape and Harry down an entirely unexpected path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,824 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shadows by Sanrodri reviews
Draco Malfoy has always wished he had died in that bathroom years ago. Harry Potter has never forgiven himself for almost killing Draco. Will they be able to find each other as adults or will they remain hidden in the shadows of their past?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,594 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A New Perspective by SlytherinHawkins105 reviews
Severus has a potion accidents that turns him into a teenager and discovers what friendship means. The trio are no longer and as Harry befriends the new student. Will Harry learn the truth as their friendship becomes more. AU, OOC pairing HP/SS SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,137 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
You Owe Me by Umgubular-Slashkilter reviews
Almost four years after the War. Draco must be married to recieve his inheritance, and Harry owes Narcissa a life debt. HPDM slash. Rated M for future just in case. As Deathly Hallows compliant as possible, except the epilogue. J. K. Rowling owns HPverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,706 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10756 - Favs: 7,071 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Confessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Sequel to Obsessions. It's been just over a year since Draco made Harry forget, and overall things were running smoothly, that is, until a certain article appeared in the Daily Prophet. Now Draco wants Harry back...but at what cost? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,627 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 304,320 - Reviews: 6185 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boy by the return of merry reviews
Harry Potter, nine years old, is the youngest superhero ever to have run away from home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,197 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ghost by Jecht Stream reviews
DISCONTINUED! REWRITE IN PROGRESS...! PLEASE READ: "SPIRIT OF THE PHANTASM!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
A Past Encounter by Nako13yeh reviews
Loki tries a spell that sends him and Thor into the future right after the events of New York. Shield and the Avengers figure out a way to deal with two gods that barely even know them, a whole new side of Loki and Thor that they've never seen before and Better yet, they get to know the real story on how these two brothers end up falling apart. Time Travel.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,162 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Loki - Complete
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story on HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 291,244 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,575 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Short Story Haven by Janara reviews
Since FFnet currently has issues with my computer I am unable to upload new stories. So, I have decided to make a haven for my short stories. I hope you will enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011
DDD Dianna Desiree Dursley by Dramagirl007 reviews
OC. Dianna Dursley is Dudley's sister and Harry's cousin. But she is also a witch who is accepted into Hogwarts with Harry. But they are not in the same house. There will be a lot of Draco Malfoy in this. Will be a long fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 72,833 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - OC, Draco M.
Save Me From Myself by drarryxon reviews
After Harry loses Cedric to Voldemort, the only person he really has to turn to is the snarky Draco Malfoy. Can Draco keep Harry sane? Cedric/Harry, Draco/Harry - ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,051 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Choices We Make by harryginnyfan91 reviews
On September 11th, Edward got a set of the Twilight books. He read them and fell in love with this "Bella Swan". He decided to take a chance, and went to Arizona to see her. On September 12th, Bella got a set of the Twilight books. She read them and fell in love with Edward. When Edward shows up at her house, how will Bella respond? Will everything go as planned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,057 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Drabble A Drabble I Drabbled by SheWhoDancesByLightoftheMoon reviews
Drarry Slash Both versions . I've taken on 100 Drabble challenge, it may grow beyond, but I thought I'd start...small? Harry Potter belongs to JKR. I promise they get better as you get farther in. M for later chapters. FLANGST/Humor/Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
From Tragedy to Treasure by Lady Lanera reviews
Struggling to cope with the near fatal attack in the Forbidden Forest, Harry learns a little about himself and regains something he thought he'd never have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,195 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stormcaller by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Everyone thought Harry's scar came from Voldemort. But they were wrong. The scar was the sign of a rare & terrible gift, the power to call monstrous storms. Can he be taught to harness his power, or will he become a force for destruction? AU,SS/mentor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,914 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A twisted situation by Duckiedemyx reviews
What happens when a spell gets out of control and Harry has to live with his worst enemy...or is it his best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Brothers Love by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry, Jamie and Godric are triplets. When Voldemort attacked it was Godric who was proclaimed the hero. Dumbledore got it wrong, it was Jamie and Harry who are the Children Who Lived. To make it worse Harry is sorted into Slytherin and are Parseltongues. They are disowned helped by Dumbledores interferance. Watch as they learn what's important in life Siblings, Friends & Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and his New Family II – New Life by grugster reviews
Sequel to "Harry and his new family"! A big crisis haunts the Snape-Dumbledore family. Will they be able to overcome it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,082 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Muggle Way - COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
During the summer holidays between sixth and seventh year, Remus and Peter make a bet with Sirius and James that they can't go for a week without using magic. Can James and Sirius do things the muggle way? MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,139 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Detention Sparked Romance by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
What if Dumbledore, and the other professors are plotting to get students from two enemy houses together? What if the students find that they can't get more than 10 feet away from each-other? Was this spell induced? Read this Dramione to find out! Plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 57,263 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Life More Ordinary by peacefulcacophony reviews
Harry was left on a doorstep, Sirius was sent to Azkaban and Remus lost everyone he had ever loved. When the real traitor is captured three years later, Sirius sets out to make things right for the two people he loves the most. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 268,328 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bludger by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,688 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Lands Down Under by Dethryl reviews
Hermione caused her parents to think they were Wendell and Monica Wilkins, forget all about her, and move to Australia. A quick look at what that might actually mean to the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Something That Meant Anything by PrettyInPink14 reviews
Despite the fighting and the sacrifice in the war against Voldemort, Harry did very little to fight to keep those he loved in his life. There was only one person who could open up Harry's eyes and make him appreciate those whom he had taken for granted, and that is Draco Malfoy. Who knows? Harry might even fall in love along the way. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,668 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years by Lucillia reviews
After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,576 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Marge D., Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,024 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 4,169 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Black King by phoenixstrike reviews
HP/DM slash. Following his arrival at The Burrow, Harry experiences a vision that threatens to change the course of the entire war. With new allies in addition to old, will Voldemort finally be defeated? AU from Mad-Eye's death in DH. Horcrux hunt fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,397 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Secret by The Wayward Angel reviews
"What," Draco asked, holding a pair of womens' knickers in his hand, "Were these doing in my laundry?" In which Harry's too prideful and Draco thinks Harry's cheating on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drarry's Sonata by drarryxon reviews
A collection of music inspired drabbles and ficlets containing our two favorite boys from the Potterverse-Draco and Harry. K to M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Different Sort of House Call by Hornswaggler reviews
House has got another case, and this one's a little more abnormal than usual. After all, how do you treat a kid who's not even breathing...? Based off of AnneriaWings' Lab Rat
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,362 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Danny F., G. House
Bella, a Shape Shifter? by emslie reviews
Bella is a Shape Shifter and has just moved to Forks to live with her dad. She meets Edward, a vampire, and immediately falls for him, a big no-no. What happens when her old pack members come to punish her for betraying them? Disclaimer: I don't own! I'm so sorry, but this story is up for adoption. I've fallen out of love with this phase in my life, but if you want it PM me!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,578 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Supper Snuggles by DrarryObsessions reviews
Drarry One-shot. A preview in to the Potter household. Harry arrives home to see his family after a hard day at work. Fluff warning. Hint to slash but none included. OOC Draco. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shadow of a Name by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
Draco hates nothing more than being a Malfoy, not even being a Death Eater. Harry, resigned to his 'saving people thing', sets out to help him. Will Draco let him? Or will he let the shadow of the Malfoy name destroy his life completely?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter And The Father by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Severus is Harry Potter's maternal Uncle, also his father by adoption when Lily sends him a time delayed letter to be sent once his father Tobias Snape died. Abused Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore! good Sirius! bad remus! Will Severus be able to love his nephew? or will Dumbledore be right and he have too much of his father in him to love? COMPLETE AU Sev's a pureblood so is Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,323 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, Penguin Trainer Extraordinaire by icicle33 reviews
Draco gets fired from his job and becomes a Penguin Trainer Extraordinaire. Harry is not happy with Draco's new job. Written for firewhiskeyfic night on lj. Crack!fic. Features: Dancing Penguins. Sequel to Draco and the Manly Stuffed. Can Stand Alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
This story is currently on hold until my mind comes back into focus. Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 166,902 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 5,913 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Imaginary by believeitgirl reviews
Draco meets a strange boy at his playground that's covered in scars and befriends him. His parents think he's created an imaginary friend but the future this friend brings is more than what anyone expects. Blaine/Neville & Drarry in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 198,521 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Final Breeze 2 by grugster reviews
That's the sequel to "The Final Breeze". Harry and Severus aren't coping well with their life after Voldemorts defeat. Then a potion accident turns their life upwards down because Harry is turned twelve and Severus thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 140,459 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blind Faith by Taylor1991 reviews
adopted from xyvortex. Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out that he can have anything but.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 238,367 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chat Rules by ChloeKitty22 reviews
Harry and Draco meet for the first time in a chat room. This is their story told completely through instant messages. slash! All Mixed Up: like blondes? photoman731: yes... photoman731: but they always get me in trouble... written by me and my friend!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Finding Purpose by cindyls1969 reviews
It's been three years since they finished 8th year at Hogwarts. Harry is having trouble finding a place in a Voldemort free world and Draco sees a chance to repay his debt to Harry and maybe get something he desires in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,992 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Good as Gold by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. "Draco hates leprechauns. The feeling is mutual." Written for HP GETLUCKY on Livejournal and to fulfil my craving for nonsensical funsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At the End of the Day by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM No brooms, a distinct lack of balls, no comprehension of the offside rule and a Malfoy who apparently has magic feet. Harry never knew this stupid game could be so much fun. Written for funsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Again ::Sequel to Face Down:: by nekluvshp reviews
Harry and Draco have been happily married for 16 years. They own a successful daycare center for magical children and have four of their own, with a fifth on the way. Can they survive when someone from a dark part of their past returns?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Draco and the Manly Stuffed! by icicle33 reviews
After a long trip, Harry surprises Draco by coming home early. The last thing he expected to find was his boyfriend fast asleep and cuddling a stuffed animal. Features: Fluff, Established H/D Relationship, an Adorable Draco, and a Penguin named Edgar!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence,language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,951 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Leave you Blind by phoenixstrike reviews
Dating a Death Eater who is also a spy for the Light was never going to be easy. But Harry didn't realise just how far Ron and Hermione would go to drive Draco away. HP/DM slash. AU after GoF. One Shot. Based on a you tube video Leave Your Blind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Weeks of Muggles by writing.with.a.flourish reviews
Dumbledore has a plan for house-unity. He places Harry, Ron, Blaise, and Draco in the same house without magic for a week. While there, they must complete a different task everyday to pass their classes. H/D, R/B.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,144 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where Do Vanished Objects Go? by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
Harry loses his temper and vanishes Draco. Now he has to rescue Draco from the mysterious place where vanished objects go. HP/DM DM/HP Harry/Draco Draco/Harry contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trenches by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Missing Right In Front of You by Selene467 reviews
After fourth year. Harry 's magic acts strangely and not before long Harry finds himself stuck in his animagus form. Sirius and his friends as the Order find out Harry is missing, but Harry is closer than they think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,782 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
Mischievous Rescuers by grugster reviews
A joke from the Weasley twins leads to the rescue of an eight year-old Harry Potter from his abusive relatives. AU-Story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., OC
Tightrope by Fang's Fawn reviews
This story is a continuation of my story, "In Care Of." You'll need to read that first to understand how the characters got to where they are in this part of the tale. ON HIATUS, sorry. I'm not sure when or if I will continue it (see author profile for details).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,978 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Treat by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It's Severus' 58th birthday and his godson, Albus Severus, wishes to give him a perfect birthday. But then something goes wrong . . . will young Sev manage to give Snape a good birthday after all? AU, sequel to All That Matters
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Cursed: Saga of the Outcast Pack by Snapegirlkmf reviews
What if James never saved Snape from Moony? But Lily tried, and both ended up bitten? Cast out and hunted, can Lupin, Sev, and Lily make a new life or are they doomed to be beasts forever? Can the strength of the heart triumph over bloodlust?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,776 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Severus S., Remus L.
All That Matters by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Once a green-eyed boy trusted a man in black, until the day Dumbledore was murdered. Now filled with hatred, Harry finds Snape dying in the Shrieking Shack. What matters more, the truth or a man's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
We, The Kings by MissPronounced reviews
A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 191,330 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Substitute by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry has nightmares about Hedwig's loss, can his mentor Severus help him deal with his grief? HP/GW, companion piece to All That Matters. AU version of DH ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloody Mistletoe by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Oh, look, it's Christmastime at Hogwarts! Let the badly-named plans and misplaced mistletoe cliches begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 4 by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's new life with his godfather, Sirius Black, is the stuff his best dreams were made of. As they turn 12 Grimmauld Place into a real home, Harry finally gets to hear all about his father and mother. At the Quidditch World Cup, Harry learns of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,458 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 3 by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's summer holiday has been anything but fun. He's been treated like a common criminal by the Muggles. His circumstances don't begin to improve when he finally breaks out, for one of Voldemort's strongest supporters has likewise escaped, from
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,847 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 2 by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's holiday with the Muggles has been dreadful. He wants nothing more than to return to Hogwarts, but when he is rescued by a masked wizard in a black robe, it sets off a chain reaction of disasters. Things are no calmer at school as an ancient
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,730 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 1 by Dethryl reviews
Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Animal Inside by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that there's got to be a reason that Draco can't get the hang of this Patronus lark. Companion piece to Mental, as requested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wizard's Gift by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Christmas 2011 one-shot. A mysterious wizard gives Harry a special gift, now Harry has to find another who needs the gift and pass it on, in the true spirit of Christmas. Harry/Severus friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Room Four by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. "Draco's a ghost, so Harry doesn't know what his problem is anyway." Written for the HPdarkfest on livejournal - WARNINGS DETAILED INSIDE - PLEASE HEED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,726 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under The Influence by Kandakicksass reviews
A vengeful Malfoy curses Harry, but the damages are far worse than he could have anticipated, leaving behind a ruined Harry Potter and a stunned Snape with more power over him than he ever could have dreamed. HEAVY slash. Rated for VERY good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Above's Missing Pieces by ginnyjaffa reviews
Little chapters that fill in part of the gap between the end and the epilogue of Above and Beyond. Lily, James and the gang see the new people arriving, make unexpected visits, heal relationships and try to fill in the missing pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,254 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Ghost of a Chance by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry's compassion spells trouble when he switches places with Peeves and becomes a ghost, then Peeves disappears. Can Severus and his friends help him out, or is he doomed to haunt Hogwarts forever in Peeves' place? AU, godfatherSev, HufflepuffHarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 353,737 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Life by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The world thinks James Jr is the savior they also think Harry is a squib. Nobody cares about him until Severus Snape finds out. He eventually adopts Harry who becomes Damon. Will they ever find out he's a wizard? Sirius dies rescuing James and his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 100,602 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unbelievable by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
Bella and Edward go on a blind date and are in love at first sight. They exchange phone numbers but Bella thinks that this is just a little too weird so she never calls Edward and always ignores his calls. One day he has enough and goes to Bella's apartm-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight: Revamped by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
What if Edward was the human and Bella was the vampire? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Too Young For Love? by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
This is the story of an 8 year old Bella and an 8 year old Edward. They fall in love when they first see each other. They confessed their love to each other the night they met. They lost their virtue to each other when they were 14 and were married at 18.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once A Woman Scorned, Always Scorned? by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
Edward is a player. Bella is the 'new' girl. Well...maybe not. She moved away a few years ago after constantly being teased by Edward and his group of friends. Now she's back. What does Edward have to say? ALL HUMAN. MAYBE LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mute by Jessie Rose 911 reviews
Snape finds a homeless kid wondering through his yard. I wonder who the mute youth is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nights in the Prefect's bathroom (DISCONTINUED) by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Harry gets close to Cedric at their fourth year and they develop a relationship. Rated M for later chapters. (ADOPT IF YOU WANT)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Cedric D., Harry P.
The Mute by Writer I Am reviews
Snape finds a homeless kid wondering through his yard. I wonder who the mute youth is... I didnt steal this story, Its adopted by me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Unspeakable by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A vision of a hurt boy in a cupboard appears to Unspeakable Snape, but its meaning eludes him until he intercepts a lost letter addressed to Harry Potter. Alarmed, he goes to Privet Drive & rescues Harry. Now he must win the boy's fragile trust. mentor/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Foundling by MissCHSparkles reviews
When seven year old Harry Potter is lost by his nelgectful aunt, he is found by non other than our favaorite Potions Master. So follows is a story of two lonely people finding something they never thought they could, love. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,669 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coming to Know by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Sequel to Coming to Care! Not going to make much sense if you haven't read the first one. Severus made a promise to Harry, how will he fulfill it? Mild swearing, child abuse by the Dursleys. 3rd and final installment is up and in-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ingenious Devices by Kandakicksass reviews
Green, the center of his world. But never the right green. He thought he'd never see that green again, until a few mumbled words lead his healer to the one person who can save him from himself. HPDM slash, dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,754 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Once a King by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
Movieverse. Peter and Caspian argue, and Peter has thoughts he does not expect. Later, the fight escalates and there are...feelings. Peter/Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Raven's Choice by Snapegirlkmf reviews
One insolent raven, one young snarky wizard, can one learn to trust his heart to the other? This is how it all began. Companion piece to Common Ground and Common Interests. AU, Snape-centric.WINNER-BEST SHORT STORY 2011!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
100 Suns by xXBeckyFoo reviews
"...But all he can really pay attention is to the rhythm of her heartbeat and the way it sounded along his. Both perfect and in sync; both of them in a moment of peace that they've never been allowed to have before." Oneshot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Expect the Unexpected by Kandakicksass reviews
PREVIOUSLY DRACO'S LITTLE SECRET. Heavily edited. Harry knew that letting the headmistress put an entirely too intoxicating veela Malfoy into his care was a bad idea. Too bad he wasn't good at listening, even to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sincerely, The HalfBlood Prince by Kandakicksass reviews
Harry finally finds a clue as to the Half-Blood Prince's identity- a journal, hidden in the back of the library with the other student artifacts. But, wait- what was this about James Potter, and how could this somehow wind up with him... and Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For the Sake of Grades by FrankieSunflower reviews
6th Year novella-rewrite. The aftermath of Draco choosing to do the right thing. It effects Harry's life too, in a way no-one expected. Drarry, eventual Bleville.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,430 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Remembering Me: Into the Serpent's Lair by Trucklesinthetree reviews
Sequel to 'Remembering Me'. A Harry and Snape guardianship story - Non-Slash. Harry and Snape return to Hogwarts for Harry's 2nd year. Can their new bond survive the real world as well as the dark forces closing in?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 300,787 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by xXBeckyFoo reviews
Harry smiled, but felt a knot of nostalgia in his throat as Lily came into full view. She wasn't a baby anymore. She was the exact replica of what Ginny was at her age - beautiful and ardent. And she didn't need her father anymore. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Severus Snape, Reluctant Lover by Davenrood reviews
A Sequel to Severus Snape, Computer Hacker. Slash. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Unexpected Alliance by MQ1 reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Fred W., Minerva M.
Simple Kind Of Life by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The story goes that they lived happily ever after, right? Well, it's been fifteen years since the Marriage Law passed and Draco and Hermione were forced to marry; finding love along the way. Now, someone has began to tear the peace of the once arch-enemies apart and began to destroy what they thought was meant forever. Will they fight to keep it together or this time let it slip?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,846 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
More Than Anyone Could Ever Know by Leximaven reviews
Harry's life has been enveloped in dark despair, and no one knows how to help him. Draco gets tired of the situation and decides he must step in. This is the story of an unlikely friendship, and a healing of hearts. Rated T for some minor language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,652 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fudge's Fudge by Janara reviews
How do you solve a problem like Harry Potter? That is the only thought occupying Cornelius Fudge's mind these days. The brat needs to be silenced and brought to heel, and Cornelius Fudge is just the man to do it. HP/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Slytherin Daughter by GothicLolita009 aka Hayley M reviews
AS OF 08/26/11: ON HIATUS PENDING A RE-VAMP AU Post Deathly Hallows. Remus Lupin and Severus Snape returned mysteriously from the dead roughly a decade ago. Arriving at Hogwarts is a new girl, Sorted into Slytherin, who is more than what she seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Remus L., Severus S.
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Untold truths by LuvHarryP reviews
AU/OOC rewrite The summer before 6th year Harry's family is killed He is forced to live part with Severus But a fever reveals Snape to be his dad Can they work together to win? Albus/Ron bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,322 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Face Down by nekluvshp reviews
For two years, Harry has endured the abuse of someone he trusted, loved. With the help of someone new and unexpected, can he over come the trauma and learn to trust again? Abuse, Angst, H/C, M/M, MPREG, NonCon, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,860 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
Harry Snape and the New Beginning by syungie reviews
What if Lily and James were not killed that night? What if Harry's twin, not him was believed to be the chosen one? Harry is abandoned and then later adopted by Severus. This is an AU. The first few chapter has been edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,361 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pulled through time III by 252020 reviews
After being raised along side Tom Riddle at an orphanage in the 1930s Harry is back in the time he belongs. Faced with what Tom had become and what he himself is becoming Harry disappears only to return two years later with a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Peace by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Severus enjoys the peace of a quiet summer evening. For anyone who has longed for quiet after an exhausting day. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Nose Woes by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Forge," "Yeah?" "Reckon we ought to let him know that his hair is green?" "Nope." My entry for the July twin exchange monthly challenge. Winner of the TE monthly challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Behind the Mask by Snapegirlkmf reviews
The truth behind the mask of Severus Snape. Told in his own words. HBP/DH non-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obsessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,050 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hardly Rational by xErised reviews
Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry, In Slytherin by Harpygirl24 reviews
Harry Potter gets sorted into Slytherin and finds this house very difficult. Of course that won’t stop him from finally meeting Voldemort and also finding out that not all Slytherins are evil. Includes a somewhat nice Snape, and evil Draco, an anti-social
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 122 - Words: 143,812 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/25/2009 - OC, Harry P.
Fire by Lucillia reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Our Life in Berk :Collection of Oneshots: by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of oneshots told mainly in Toothless's point of veiw about Berk, Hiccup, Astrid and the other dragons and Vikings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Secrets Written in Ink by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
CHAPTER 17! Draco and Harry have identical journals. They write their innermost thoughts, but find someone else's entry in their journals the next day. Nothing specific is ever revealed until they begin writing at the same time. D/H pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,298 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oh, My Easter Bonnet! by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev is stuck judging the annual Best Easter Bonnet contest at Hogwarts. Harry & Ron decide to have some fun at his expense, while baby Eileen gets lost during the Easter egg hunt! Will Sev finally lose his cool? Some swearing & spanking. NA series, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's New Mother by Bianca tabbycat reviews
Harry's only friend is a grey tabby cat with dark green eyes. Guess who is the cat? A Harry and Minerva fanfiction. Also some MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Mates by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Sorry." She said, and then she jerked the umbrella out of my hold pulling it over her head so that it was covering her leaving me to get soaked in the pouring rain "Don't just stand there, silly." She said, "Run!" And then she took off. HP/Hg friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Empty Jaded Emerald Eyes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Re-Written. Harry is accused of killing the Dursley's, he is proven innocent and soon after gets adopted by Severus also Sev finds sons in the most unexpected people Fred and George Weasley. Together they train to banish the upcoming darkness away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 86,632 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Creation of a Phantom by Hornswaggler reviews
We all know how Danny got his powers, but what exactly happened in the month before the show picks up? Prequel to Danny Phantom, taken a bit more seriously than the cartoon does. Read it and...BEWARE :3
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,886 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Danny F.
Trust Me by shoot-the-moon13 reviews
AU. 12 year old Harry is living with the Dursleys. Severus Snape happens to pass by while Harry’s getting yelled at, and interferes. A little misguided Dumbledore... child abuse/neglect. HPSS. Not slash. Please review! It only takes a few seconds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Case of the Cherry Blossoms by Sara's Girl reviews
If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
GiGgLe FiT by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
A normally sour man has a rather bizarre altercation with a hysterical preteen boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Severus Snape & Some Drunken Harry Potter Fans by Snapegirlkmf reviews
What if Snape got fed up and went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter? And then met up with some drunk HP fans? Hilarity and craziness ensue. Fluff and humor galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Book of How to Move by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Flying, fighting, falling. This is Harry and Draco's book of how to move. Hogwarts "eighth year." COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The truth behind your eyes by RawenclawBabe reviews
Severitus story - Lily had relationships with Severus and James. but Dumbledore wanted her to choose James. Bashing Sirius/James/Dumbledore. Severus and Harry have to try to form a father-son-relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,518 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Origami Goes M Rated by GlamgasmsandDrarry reviews
That was definitely NOT the note-bird Draco meant to send across the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marauders Time Travel by thunderstormtwilightnight reviews
Ok so you've probably read a Harry going back in time to meet the Marauders fanfic. So now I give you a Marauders go into the future to meet Harry fanfic! First HP fanfic so go easy on me. Disclaimer: I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Permanent Complications by LLALVA reviews
Sequel to Temporal Guardian. It starts in third year with Harry and Severus as Father and son. There are dementors and an escaped criminal living as Harry's special pet. It may have mild corporal punishment later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,873 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Torn Apart World by Shoonasasi reviews
A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,026 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
I've Got You by nekluvshp reviews
:Prequel to I Love the Way: How Harry and Draco got started. Anal, COMPLETE, Fingering, HJ, M/M, Oneshot, Rom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Now or Never by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
When Harry is captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, it's up to Draco to save him. How will Harry thank his rescuer? And what will happen to Draco's family as a consequence for Draco's betrayal of Voldemort? HP/DM DM/HP Harry/Draco Draco/Harry Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Final Reason by JustASmallTownGirl123 reviews
Fred&Hermione have been living together for a while.Fred wants to marry her but has been avoiding it what is the final reason that will make him ask her?Written for the Reasons to Get Married Challenge.If I give you the reasons I give away the story sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
How Not to Get a Bookworm by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Fred, you have a problem." George said in a bracing tone. I shook my head adamantly, I did not have a problem, I was just in love with the oblivious Hermione Granger. She was the girl I was going to marry. All I had to do was get her to say Hello.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he's going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas? Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,354 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Search of Peace by etherian reviews
Two souls contemplate their futures in a world where their lives are not their own. One of them makes a choice for both of them. AU - takes place before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Twists and Turns by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
As part of their auror training, Harry & Draco get stuck in a maze with only each other and a map to use to get out. But will they be too distracted by each other to focus on navigating? Harry/Draco Draco/Harry HP/DM DM/HP Contains slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Minnie's Magical Memories by ginnyjaffa reviews
Ever wondered what Professor McGonagall's views were on all Harry and co.'s adventures? She has just arrived in Above and has years of stories to tell. The Marauders and friends are especially eager to listen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,116 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
He Was There When the Other Wasn't by Poppy Popyncourt reviews
Seven years after the war, Hermione is in an abusive marriage with Ron Weasley and after a bad fight she takes her children, Rose and Hugo and leaves. For help, she goes to a certain blonde haired boy from her school days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,720 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Weeks at Malfoy Manor by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Albus & Scorpius are 2 best friends spending 3 weeks alone at Malfoy Manor. Nothing could be better. Until Scorpius falls seriously ill & things start to get a lot more complicated. Chaptered sicfic at first with a plot, more or less. Slash. Some profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,931 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Thrice Bound by Jecht Stream reviews
Harry, Justin & Jason are triplets. The three boys' attacked by Voldemort. Two boys-who-lived. Their parents are not killed. Harry meets two girls on his 10th Birthday, & something unheard of happens 3 bound souls . Super-Genius/Cunning HP. HP/LL/GW! Sorry, on-hold for rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2008 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.]
Professor Snape's Birthday Jan 9, 2011 by etherian reviews
This is a series of posts that originally appeared on Prof. Snape's Tumblr blog on his birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Severus S.
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Love the Way by nekluvshp reviews
Harry's secret lover wrote him a love note and stuck in his potions book. Ginny finds it and trouble ensues. COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/12/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Collisions by Hornswaggler reviews
It really was all Percy's fault. Harry is sent to investigate Amity Park and search for remnants of the 'Riddle incident'. What he finds is a little bigger than he expected, and totally out of his control. No PP at all. Rated T to be safe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Danny F.
Legends by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Ten years after the end of the Second Wizarding War and Umbridge has escaped from Azkaban with the intent of getting revenge on everyone who defied her while she taught at Hogwarts. Add a bunch of mischievous kids and you get a crazy house. Sequel to F-B
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,055 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
With a Little Help From My Friends by teacherbev reviews
When Hagrid brought Harry to Diagon Alley, someone noticed something odd about the child and vowed to solve the mystery...with a little help from his friends. No Slash/ Mentor story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., Bill W.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 8,812 - Follows: 10,334 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A Pint Sized Punishment by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
In an attempt to make Harry and Draco get along, Mcgonagall makes the boys live together until they can learn to get along, but what will happen when they start to get along too well? HP/DM DM/HP Draco/Harry Harry/Draco Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No More Cupboards by Cassis Luna reviews
On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
7 Hours in Hell by sylent nighthowl reviews
Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pure and Explosive by lyon5678 reviews
George Weasley is at Platform Nine and Three Quarters on September 1st, 2016. And that's about all you need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - George W.
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Rare Occurrence by Denisovich reviews
Harry is a shy, bullied boy. Hermione is a new kid in town with two younger brothers and a possibly gay father. Together they will face the world and the horrors of Captain D's. Non-magic. OOC. Rated T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by Galadriell reviews
Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Minerva goes on Fanfiction by Bianca tabbycat reviews
The title said everything! Just a silly drabble to me, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
For Duty and Honor by Bratling reviews
During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something... off in Harry's memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,166 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cold Comfort by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Margarita Night by Kill The Mother Cock Roach reviews
Harry and Ron leave to go have their little Margarita Night. Oh yeah...it's a one shot...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Promise by zzzooe reviews
"/Like any person would need oxygen to breathe, I need the other side of him, the kind and caring and utterly surprising side. I need Draco./" Draco and Hermione's secret confrontation in the Room of Requirement. HP7 Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Healing by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A continuation of one of my oneshots from Our Life in Berk. Astrid survived her fall, and Hiccup wants to help her heal. Hicrid fluff
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Head Around You by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry's not entirely sure how he ends up kissing Draco Malfoy... Warning for bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Father, were art thou by vincents1lover reviews
Harry starts his 6th yr,glamors in place and ready for another yr fighting lord Voldy.But he finds out he has a dad,Snape & they're ready for a dad/son relationship,but the ministrys trying to destroy it,while Snape is helping his son fight his past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
ReSort by WithDemonWings reviews
Maybe, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin and Severus Snape were sorted into the wrong houses. Maybe, if they were re-sorted, things would turn out a little differently. He really hoped they would. Anything would be better then what he had now. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
A Peculiar Job Interview by BrownEyedHoneybadger reviews
"On a scale from one to ten, which number in the alphabet is your favorite colour?" My heart skipped a beat. All my experience and every penny my parents spent on my education came down to this question. I took a breath.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Things Are Going To Be by xxMusicalMime reviews
"Who knew that Malfoy has the hots for Hermione?" Harry said in amusement as he smiled one last time at the face that yelled to the heavens in anguish. Yes, this is my first fanfic. :PP Rated T for curses and whatnot, just to be safe.-Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Back I Go by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry ends up back in time twist of the usual sev is harrys father its now harry is sevs father! will Harry give Severus the childhood and future Harry has always wanted watch as severus blooms into the person he could have been. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,877 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tainting An Angel by sylent nighthowl reviews
Half-naked, blindfolded, and chained to what he is sure is a dirty wall, Draco Malfoy is not in a good position…or so he thought. He soon begins to wonder; whom is the mysterious person ravishing him in sweet torture…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden Bond by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione see's Fred fall during the Battle of Hogwarts but manages to save him using a forbidden Spell. The affects of the spell are unexpected, and complicated. Add ministry enforced weddings and you get one crazy year. My spin on the Marriage Law fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 76,040 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Ravenclaw? by Yawning Stuffios reviews
AU Ravenclaw!Harry What if Harry was sorted in the Raven's house, instead of the expected? New things are brewing this time, and both sides of the Wizarding community are corrupt. What will The Boy Who Lived choose? Rating may change!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Harry P.
One Night at a Petrol Station by Lady Lanera reviews
Snape accepts a lemon drop from Dumbledore during the annual Halloween feast. He never realized that he'd end up becoming Harry's hero as a result. Inspired by a YouTube vid. Harry & Snape general relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What If They Found Out? by Galadriell reviews
Just as the title suggest, what if they found out? Real world meets fan fiction. Each chapter is a different one-shot, where each pairing finds out about their adventures in FFN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Twins on a Train by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
What Fred and George do after they say goodbye to Harry and Ron on the train in Philosophers Sorcerers Stone. One-Shot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ask Again Later by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM A drunken revelation by Harry prompts Draco to try and summon up his own missing paternal instincts in order to deliver the family Harry really wants. Long story short...he manages to make a total cock up of everything. RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ice Cream Solves All Problems by Lady Lanera reviews
Bloody bored out of his mind, Snape agrees to accompany his fellow Slytherin down to the kitchens for ice cream. Hilarity ensues. Not canon-compliant whatsoever and rather fluffy. Contains Snape, Sinistra, Lily, and James. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily's death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S! sequel Common Interests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brothers by starship potter reviews
There were four of them. Four brothers. One slipped away, sorely tempted, by terrible power he could only dream of...They suspected nothing. Instead he slipped, far too easily, into the back of their minds. How had they not noticed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Repairing the Damage by Kaona reviews
Instead of the Weasleys coming to get Harry in the flying car, Snape shows up at Privet Drive to rescue him, because he did not not show up for the start of his second year at Hogwarts. Will eventually be a Snape-adopts-Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
But For A Dog by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Severus tells how his life took a very different path because he had two best friends-one was Lily and the other a collie. Severus-centric, will have Harry in later chapters.Features loyal and fierce Lily! AU!SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,427 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Stockade by nekluvshp reviews
Thanks to Snape, Hogwarts now has a new type of punishment: Stockades. Naturally, Harry is the first to be sent to it, putting him in the perfection position literally for Draco to make a move. M/M, bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter Runs Away & Meets Adrienne Elly by etherian reviews
A gift for acelly for being the 1000th review on my story Nobody Cared. Harry can't sleep one night & runs away to the hospital for help. When Harry disappears, our Potions Master is sent to investigate. One shot COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Off the map by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Draco Malfoy knows something is not right in his life and starts to wonder if he's really cut out for high society living. It starts with cold coffee. It ends with Harry Potter. Warnings for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,085 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Photo Album by oliver.snape reviews
This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It's basically little scenes that didn't make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Twilight, On The Titanic by Dramagirl007 reviews
After watching Titanic, Edward and Bella ended up on the Titanic, but not as Edward and Bella, To the world they are Jack and Rose and Edward and Bella need to keep their identities a secret and make sure they do not change the past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,592 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wings by Galadriell reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry has changed - physically, emotionally, and magically. Then came Draco... Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,124 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Toothless Trouble by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
Six year old Hiccup goes exploring in the woods and meets a troublesome friend, getting into a big mess along the way. :Oneshot:
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
My Rider by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
How to train your dragon, told in Toothless's point of view. A detailed retelling of the story, including parts missed by the film itself. :Story is better than the summary: Rated T for later chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,110 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Toothless - Complete
Breaking Point by Kendra James reviews
Harry has reached his breaking point and takes the ultimate escape. Severus Snape discovers that it can take a revisit with the past to see it clearly . Oneshot; mention of rape, self halm and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deaf, Mute, and an Owl To Boot by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
AU 3rd year! Harry is mute and his witch cousin--Camille--is deaf. And during their 3rd year they find out that Lily Potter is alive and has been watching over them for a while now. But Harry learns that the good must also come with some bad. T rating to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,495 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., OC
Fawkes' Secret by severusphoenix reviews
A 2010 Challenge Fest entry at Potions & Snitches - Fawkes has a secret - he's an animagus. Set in both the Marauders era and in POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Not Harry by Galadriell reviews
NOT MY STORY! Draco pulls Harry into a hidden room and starts talking to him like he's Pansy - which is bizarre since Harry looks nothing like Pansy. Now Harry is determined to get to the bottom of this. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Second Chance by Sup.Sarah reviews
Takes off from the cliff dive in new moon, what if Bella wasn't just imagining Edward's voice? What if he was really there, but to late to stop her from jumping? Will she die? Will she want him? I suck at summaries but just give it a go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,272 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Liked to Hear Himself Speak by Lady Lanera reviews
When young Harry gets in trouble, his dad lectures him, but Harry learns something about his dad in the process. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twilight Chatrooms by balletvaki reviews
Just some funny dumb conversations with the characters of twilight! hope you'll enjoy them and lol. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008
Accident by Kirsti-Lee reviews
A terrible accident leaves Harry incapacitated and alone. With no living relatives left, who will the boy grow to trust and depend upon? Char. Death, mentions of abuse, Severus-mentors-Harry-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lights Out by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bella and Edward Swap by MySoCalledGothSide reviews
A twist to Twilight Bella is the vamp and Edward is the human. My First FF. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Black and White Ravens by GothicLolita009 aka Hayley M reviews
Slightly AU, post DH. The story of a pair of Ravenclaws who take a sojurn and help each other heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Luna L., OC - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing a Sure Bet by Lady Lanera reviews
Severus Snape has lost a bet with McGonagall over the outcome of the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin Quidditch match, and now it's time to pay up in front of the whole school. Can he do it, though?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Seven Minute Seduction by noiselessheart reviews
Two rivals. One closet. Seven minutes. A recipe for hell... or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sugar levels by NickJisoffMYchain reviews
What if Harry Potter had Diabetes? Would this change the way the Dursley's looked at him? What about the Wizarding World? Please read and review! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,010 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Ab Inito by zzzooe reviews
Everyone's moving on now, and things are speeding up. But they're travelling so fast, and if they don't slow down, someone's going to get hurt. Sequel to An Aberration.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Love You by Blue Roselette reviews
Harry is Severus's son, and so now we'll see how much love can be shown by father and son. What do you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Imperio by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Draco would have been proud of just how fast he could curse, if it wasn't Harry Potter he'd just accidentally hit with an Unforgivable... WARNINGS: mature sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,035 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moon Fire by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,535 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You're Unforgetable by Yazmanian Devil reviews
When Bella gets raped and defends herself, she is sent to jail. She meets a security guard and they become very close. When she gets out, he introduces her to his family. What happens when she sees the person who put her in jail? Will she tell? All- human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,254 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry and His New Family by grugster reviews
Harry is getting abused by his relatives. When Snape and his wife find out about it, they adopt him. So now he has two little twin brothers and caring family to cope with. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 215,191 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Witch Strikes Back by teddylonglong reviews
Headmistress Minerva McGonagall and her Deputy Severus Snape use the Wizardnet to successfully spy on their students' activities, employing the fantasy names Darth Vader and R2D2. Completely AU. Set in Harry's and Hermione's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Definition of Family by oliver.snape reviews
Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape's guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Not Going by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
After beating Harry badly the Dursleys leave him at a Children's Home. When he attends school, he meets Hermione and they become friends. The Grangers adopt Harry and he lives with them. Aged 11 Harry finds he is a wizard, but is Hermione magical? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 142,789 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Worth Saving by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry mistakenly puts the wrong memory in a Pensieve and ends up learning a certain truth about Severus that is both shocking and upsetting. What really happened during the week Sev spent with Hagrid? Rated for suicide themes, Broken Wings prequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,256 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Heart's Most Unwanted Desire by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
When Darkness is once again a threat to the Wizarding World, Scorpius finds himself involved much more than he would like. With Astoria in Azkaban and his loved ones in danger, Scorpius teams up with the most unlikeliest of allies.And then there's Rose...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,986 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and The Truth by KennethRose reviews
Not HBP or DH compliant. Harry finds out something that tears his world apart at the beginning of his sixth year; how will he cope with the truth? Follow Harry through love, betrayal, deception and friendship in the ultimate fight against the Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,541 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Brother's Betrayal by Chereche reviews
The second, less famous and misunderstood son of Lily and James Potter, reaches his breaking point when he finds that he cannot trust the only person he ever looked up to, his own brother. Can their relationship survive his brother's betrayal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Only Exception by zzzooe reviews
/"And oh I don't think I ever meant to fall in love with you. But I did – and that's what really scared me. You, you of all damn people – Draco bloody Malfoy. You were the only exception."/ DMHG iPod Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A new begining for Bree Tanner by justandsimplyme reviews
what would happen if the volturi lett Bree live? a lot of jealosy from alice, new friendships, love stories, drama and much more. i suck at summaries, please give it a shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bree
Showers and Shenanigans by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. All Harry wants is a nice, relaxing shower during which he will most certainly not think about Draco Malfoy. Easy, right? Warnings for mature sexual content and rogue shampoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perfectus Memoria by Dream Painter reviews
All Harry wanted was a few happy memories of his parents, yet, when he fails in the attempt, it might very well cost his life. Answer to the Potions Poisoning Challenge by Jan AQ on Potions and Snitches. Chapter 14 rewritten and revised as of 12/30/12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Letter by Regina93 reviews
Post "Voyage of the Dawn Treader". Lucy and Edmund return home with a letter from Caspian. Caspian/Peter Slash! Don't like, don't read! :
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
An Aberration by zzzooe reviews
An Aberration: Out of the ordinary. After a one-night stand, Hermione's over men and ready to give them up. But with a positive pregnancy test and the phone number of the father, she's been given no choice. A story of overcoming the past, family and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hat wearing Cat by LivingInTheClouds reviews
what Happens when Harry stumbles upon Mrs. Norris one night?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Breathe by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Maybe their relationship is as crazy as it seems. WARNINGS for adult language and references to fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by WendyAnn reviews
How does someone survive a trauma that changes everything? How does she find the will to live? Edward was too late to save Bella in Port Angeles. Can she save herself? Rated M dealing with the aftermath of rape. Indie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,039 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Object of Affection by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry wants an expensive broom and Severus tells him to earn some of the money for it. Little does he know his son's scheme will involve the selling of a certain racy photo. AU! Never Again series! Some sexual innuendos!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Found With No Hope by MySoCalledGothSide reviews
Bella moves to Forks with her one year old daughter Adriana. She moves to Forks looking for a new life after her boyfriend left them. Her and Edward get together but what happens when he discovers Adriana. This summary sucks, story is better.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 6,425 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Just doesn't make sense by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Ron just doesn't get why Harry can't get on with Draco Malfoy. If he can, surely anyone can, right? Warnings for a bit of sexual content and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7604 - Favs: 12,519 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry writes a letter to Severus trying to express how grateful he is that Severus adopted him and gave him a home and family. Just a little fic I wrote for Father's Day. Set in the Broken Wings AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Bleeding Heart by goinback2hogwarts reviews
Isabella is abused by her father Charlie When the Cullens and the Hales move into the neighboring houses will they be able to help Bella? Will she seek their help? sorry i suck at summaries! this is my first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,284 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Moment It Ended by Sindie reviews
A short story sequel to The Moment It Began. When the anniversary of Severus's death comes around, how does he cope with telling his son? Can he tell his son?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Slytherin's Revenge by Rae Kelly reviews
Slytherin's have their own brand of revenge. Severus Snape has been waiting to get revenge since his early days as a student at Hogwarts. But the person he is seeking revenge against is not who most people would expect. AU. PS/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009
A Real Family At Last? by Dragonanzar reviews
Severus Snape is sent to check on harry during the summer. Though the Dursleys appear to be a happy and loving family, something seems wrong. AU but follows the events in the book during the school years up to the end of fifth year. Please R&R! NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
Things you are not allowed to do at Hogwarts. Most people have seen some of theses before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Mistress of Slytherin by Lady Lanera reviews
The Golden Trio tries to prove that Snape really is a vampire. However, they learn a little secret of a certain potions professor in the process. Set in Harry's first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bothering Snape by LivingInTheClouds reviews
A list of ways to bother one Professor Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Pandora's Box by xErised reviews
Shamelessly twists seemingly innocent canon scenes in Book 6&7 to show how Draco helplessly and unexpectedly surrendered to Harry. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sharks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. A rather daft but fun one shot follow up to State of Mind: Draco still needs the occassional push from Harry...warnings for very bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Talk by Lady Lanera reviews
Close attempt to Lia's "The Talk" challenge on . After Harry's been caught snogging several young ladies, McGonagall and Dumbledore decide that it's time for Snape to give Harry the talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Georgias Interruptus by noiselessheart reviews
When Georgia seeks haven in an abandoned classroom she finds she's not the only one hiding behind closed doors...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
11 ways for a Harry Potter fan to annoy a by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
... Twilight fan rest of title . The title says it all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The How's And Why's by noiselessheart reviews
Draco has a problem with Harry and Harry demands to know what it is. Song!fic - New Found Glory's 'Hold My Hand' - Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Serpent in Lion's Clothing by Lady Lanera reviews
Written for Lily Elizabeth Snape's challenge "Serpensortia" on potionsAndSnitches, which Snape's inner thoughts about the famous Dueling Club Match in Harry's second year are revealed. How does this one event affect Snape forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,913 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bath Time With Teddy Lupin by ONIX-21 reviews
Harry entertains his Godson as he gives the four year old Teddy a bath. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Portrait Experiences by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
One-Shot. Cute, sweet fluff. Albus Severus Potter is called to the Headmistress's office, but he isn't feeling too well. Whose portrait ends up noticing this fact?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken by padfootsgrl79 reviews
This is lilwildkat's story that she is letting me continue. Hermione is broken. After the worst year of her life can she find hope and a fresh start from the most unlikely of people? Rated M. rape/hurt/comfort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Worth 1000 Memories by CeliaEquus reviews
When Hermione, suffering from amnesia after the final battle, has to succumb to a marriage law, there's an ultimatum... and Severus Snape will have to pay the ultimate price because of it. Disclaimer: I don't own the franchise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 25,606 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Proposition by zzzooe reviews
Draco Malfoy is just sitting in the head's compartment thinking that everything would be perfect this year, until she walked in and interrupted that critical moment. She walked in, and it felt like he had been hit by a bludger. Everything had changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Hawks Hunting by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings! Harry & Severus quest for the remaining Horcruxes. Can they fulfill the prophecy of Two Hawks Hunting and destroy Voldemort forever? AU, pre-HBP, HBP/DH noncompliant! No slash, mentor/guardian fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 336,613 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The next logical course of action by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. It would have been manipulation, if Draco actually knew what he was doing. Warnings for bad language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh, shut up by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Like hell is Draco going to trust Harry to keep his mouth shut. Warnings for silliness, bad language and bickering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Other Child by Ryders on the Storm reviews
When everyone thinks Harry's brother is the BWL, Harry rises from the shadow of the brother to become more than anyone expected. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,502 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash. Part 2 continued in "Tightrope."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Stag by makalama reviews
A Lily and James fanfiction. How did they become friends? And more importantly, how did they become a couple? Maybe a stag could help Lily to understand her feelings. Read and find out how it goes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
George's speech by BleedingFlames reviews
The speech of George at Fred's funeral. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Death by the Potters by Glowing Worm reviews
Lily Potter is in trouble with daddy... find out why
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unlikly Friend by siriusisbest reviews
When Hermione is sent to detenion because of slapping Malfoy she didn't expect to make a friend. A short one-shot of the start of a friendship between a Gryffindor and a Slythrine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Untouchable by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
I hate Fred for giving me this sense of insecurity! I couldn't look at him without that horrible yet very attractive tingling I got when we looked straight into each other's eyes. Romance, Humor, and a bit of action! Hermione and Fred. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,135 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Word Wars by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
AU Requiem fic-verse. Teddy's first word leaves Lupin both ecstatic and tormented for the rest of his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Like a Muggle Needs Electricity by noiselessheart reviews
In which Draco behaves with drunken maudlin and inhibition, Filch is an unsuspecting voyeur, and Harry doesn't know quite what to make of anything, least of all his own heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The One Where Ron and Hermione Find Out by EruditeWitch reviews
When Harry is injured, the secret is out. Will their relationship last such a startling revelation? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The House Which Time Forgot A Very Naughty Bunny by VictorianChik reviews
After the fight in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry returns to Snape's house for the summer and tries to hide a worsening cold from Snape. Warning: spanking and extreme cuteness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Watching by Deviant-Little-Angel reviews
He had never noticed her watching. Never noticed the way she would stop and stare whenever he walked by." Would he ever notice her? Did he feel the same way? Could they ever get the one they want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bittersweet Charity by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione didn't mean to fall off the platform. What took place would change her life forever; it would give her a new identity, a new life, a new love... and a new death. Epilogue-compliant time-travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Years by all you need is love-mikie reviews
He was placed in Gryffindor. So was she. Years go by, and feelings get stronger. RoseXScorpius. T for language. Sequel to Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Morality by kkann reviews
Unable to confess his deepest secret to his own mother, Danny instead questions the mentality of his mother, and her thoughts on the morality of the ghosts she and her husband so eagerly pursued. Then again, he never said he was ready for her answers...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
The Secret War by Harpygirl24 reviews
Severus Snape, murderer of Dumbledore, has to leave England and fight in a war that he didn't know was happening. What he finds is a lot more then he expects. Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Losing Each Other by MyGinevra reviews
A post-HBP, Alternate Universe romance of Ginny and Harry's year after the death of Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,434 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Could Have Been Mine by Lady Lanera reviews
During a 'Remedial Potions' class, Snape learns just how close he was to having Potter in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
There's Magic Everywhere by force42 reviews
During the Triwizard Tournament Yule Ball, two unrequited crushes will become a little less unrequited. Songfic to "Can You Feel the Love Tonight." Oneshot. Light and fluffy. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddylonglong reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Survivor by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
There is a bunch of Harry Potter characters in a car and who ever leaves the car loses. The last one in the car wins. There is no food or drink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Gryffindor by all you need is love-mikie reviews
He sat there, ringing his sweating hands. He dreaded it, but he knew. "GRYFFINDOR" Scorpius and the Sorting Hat. Slight ScorpiusXRose. K, review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
That Pottergirl by Carojen reviews
AU The Potters did not have a son, but a daughter. Parts of the Wizarding World are hesitant to see a girl as their saviour, and there is still the prophecy to consider. A slightly different tale begins. Alternate Universe. Slowpaced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P.
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,365 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Beast Master by wsbenge reviews
Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Last Resort for a Muggle by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Petunia observes six-year-old Harry being abused by Vernon and decides to somehow take Harry to the magical world. Will she succeed? Rating because of mentioning of abuse. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Final Breeze by grugster reviews
Harry cannot forget Sirius’ death and feels guilty. When all the pain becomes too much, he decides to end his life. His attempt failed, and now he lives with Alastor, Poppy and Severus. Warning: explicit description of self harm, suicide attempt in ch 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Diary by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry has an unusual ability, but it only works when he is ill. One day, when Petunia orders him to clean the attic, he finds a diary. Will he be able to change his future? Completely AU, Severus partly OOC, set before Harry's Hogwarts years, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Peace by zzzooe reviews
/"I'm in love with you!" Draco erupted, that single sentence echoing around the entire lake. "I've been in love with you ever since I first saw you, and it's killing me! You say you're the smartest girl in school? Then how come you didn't notice this!"/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Birthday Present by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Instead of Hagrid, Dumbledore sends Severus Snape to hand Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter on his eleventh birthday. However, Snape travels a few hours later than Hagid did in canon... with consequences. Completely AU, Snape partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,874 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brothers by glamglaceon reviews
Complete. Regulus Black watches his brother leave after their parents disowned Sirius. Brotherly fluff. May or may not induce tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Baby Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bellas parents died in a car crash when she was a month old and the Cullens adopt her. What happens as she grows up with vampires and a destiny to be one when she turns 18? how does the family handle Bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Too Late by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
One Shot. Severus's secret has been discovered. How will everyone react? Marauder Era. Warning: Abused Severus! Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Severus S.
Harry Potter's List of Things Learned in DADA by LivingInTheClouds reviews
Harry is thinking back on his past years in Hogwarts' DADA classes and decides to write a list of what he's learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversations with Dead People by Pandora80 reviews
The title says it all. Just a one shot that wouldn't get out of my head. Major spoilers for DH Rated for sexual humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - George W. - Complete
Doctor's Office by caesara reviews
Jasper was just going to get his cast removed with his sister, Bella, and his dad, but the Swan siblings' meeting with doctor could potentially change their lives as they now it...and anything sounds better than what they've got.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,488 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
How to Live Happily Ever After by testosterone-tea reviews
Sequel to 'How to Fall Out of Love'. Draco writes a list on exactly how one goes about accomplishing this feat, especially if your true love is a certain green-eyed Gryffindor savior... one-shot, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All I Really Want by Rae Kelly reviews
AU. Christmas one-shot. Four-year-old Tom Marvolo Riddle doesn't believe in Santa. But has agreed to believe if Santa brings him the one thing that he really wants for Christmas: his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
A Dilemma Solved? by Tragedy of Fenwick reviews
An alternate universe in which Harry decides not to cast Sectumsempra on Draco. Instead, the Potions Master walks in on Draco using the cruciatus curse on Harry! A response to Bratling's Cruciatus challenge. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 250 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 10,608 - Follows: 4,550 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Carol of the Bells by angeleye68 reviews
A small Christmas story to celebrate the season with two of my favorites, Harry and Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Smokescreen by xErised reviews
Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like A Lullaby by xForeversEndx reviews
Sequel to Lines Of Misery. Draco is staying with Harry and the Dursley's over the summer. Warning: Self-Harm, trigger alert. And, of course, slash. Harry is doing all in his power to help Draco get better... will it be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Mistake of Them All? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Everyone makes mistakes, even great men like Dumbledore. But was placing six-year-old Harry Potter with Severus Snape the biggest mistake of them all? Or maybe…it could work out after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The Golden Trio has lived through their time at Hogwarts. Now it's time for their kids to make memories of their own, to live their own adventures of survival, of friendship, of family, and, of course, of love. And Hogwarts will be the place where they discover who they really are and what they truly want. Even if they have to suffer to figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 151,182 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Child of Time by Ariane1126 reviews
Sequel to Little Bella. This story will make a lot more sense if you have read Little Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Merlin Dances the Hula by LivingInTheClouds reviews
To think such a thing would happen because of a idiotic game between two boys...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Who Wears the Pants? by FrankieSunflower reviews
There are two sides to Peter, and Caspian really likes one of them. Language, slash and innuendo.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Sometimes A Girl Just Needs Her Daddy by Miss H Swan reviews
After a hard time from Lauren, Bella speaks with Carlisle and gains some comfort. When Lauren strikes again will he still be there for her? First fic so please be kind! Another chapter may come but in the meantime try Get Back Get Even, its a kinda sequal
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Telling Dad by LillianaSnape212 reviews
Harry tells his dad that he's a horcrux. Better summary inside. ONE SHOT Rated M for swearing, not alot but,just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Vicious Cycle by slytherin-nette reviews
Set in the TPG/TPW Universe. Oneshot. Little Hailene Potter Malfoy is very curious about something and decides to ask some of the Malfoy males in the Manor a very interesting question. Hence, the vicious cycle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Colors by xErised reviews
Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
38 ways to annoy Dolores Umbridge by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
The title explains it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 More Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to '50 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts' by this author. Even more silly than the first 50 if that's possible . No Spoilers, One-Shot, Complete. No slash, but does have the obligatory personal lubricant joke. Crack!Fic, pure silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Let Me Go by TheNextAliceCullen reviews
Edward and Bella have a Daughter while Bella is still human named Beth. Full of drama, humor, romance, and more humor! This Story was written way before Breaking Dawn came out. It was continued out of popular demand!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,431 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008
There Goes My Life by Snapegirlkmf reviews
What would have happened if Harry became a dad at 16? AU song fic of the hit "There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney. Harry/Luna and Lily/ Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,219 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by twistyguru reviews
One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Griffindor Subtlety by Smoochynose reviews
It's not just Slytherins who can be subtle. "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …" Oneshot Twincentric
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fate's Greatest Mistake by Smoochynose reviews
It was an accident. It was never meant to happen. Fate messed up. The boy was never meant to live. Harry Potter should have died that night. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A year in the life of Harry Potter by Fungi Fulton reviews
Harry gets his Hogwarts letter and when he's told that it's true that he's a wizard,he runs away and ends up in the streets of London.Though he soon finds friends he is captured by the police and given to whom but Severus Snape, our beloved Potion Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10390 - Favs: 5,296 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Your Heart & Your Mind by brightsidetolife reviews
Harry inherits a magical locket from his Godfather after his death 5th Year and in doing so, Harry lands himself in a different dimension where he has a family, but it's not the family Harry was hoping for, but close to it. Snape as Harry's Father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,678 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Animagus in Hiding by teddylonglong reviews
The Potions Master looked straight into the spider’s green eyes. “Well, congratulations, Mr. Potter. You’re probably the first student, who has made his way into Hogwarts in form of a spider,” he sneered. Set before Harry's first year. AU! Partly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Again! by DaughterOfAres reviews
When Severus adopted 6 year old Harry Potter, he vowed that Harry would never know the abuse he had suffered as a child. But what happens when Severus is attacked and falls into a coma and the Ministry decides to turn Harry over to his next of kin—Tobias
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,913 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Tobias S., Harry P. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,228 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Remembering Me by Trucklesinthetree reviews
During his retrieval of the stone and encounter with Voldemort Harry is knocked unconscious. Upon waking he has no memory of who he is or any magical ability. Snape begrudgingly takes on the role of guiding his memory...see first chapter for longer summar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 204,456 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peter Pan's a Vampire by The Romantically Inept reviews
When Bella Swan was a little girl, she had a special friend. She never knew his name, but every night he'd come to her window to play with her. She called him Peter Pan. What happens when he shows up at her school twelve years later? NOT a crossover! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ab Imo Pictore by caesara reviews
Bella, Jasper,and Emmett are siblings with a less than perfect home life. Their alcoholic father has been gone for two years, and their mother's silence is always a painful reminder of the past. Then the Cullens come to town...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009
Along came a family by princessofthepearl2121 reviews
Severitus Fic. Harry is abused and starting primary school. Severus is asked to teach at said school by Dumbledore and he grows protective of Harry. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
God's Gift by Severus Addicted reviews
Harry's burdens are becoming heavier, the burdens are anchoring him down and he can't breathe. warnings: one swear word *wow for me!*, religous, suicidal thoughts/actions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Phoenix Land by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Fawkes rescues eight year old phoenix Harry from his relatives and takes him to Phoenix Land, then to Hogwarts to become a professor's as well as an elf's familiar. Will the teachers find out about his identity? Completely AU, partly OOC, Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Happily Ever After? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Seven-year-old Harry Potter has moved in with his godfather, Sirius Black, who already has a thirteen-year-old daughter. Can they all shake down and be a family? Please read and review. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
At First Sight by Sadagres reviews
Oneshot about two outcasts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bella oversleeps by caesara reviews
Bella oversleeps and Carlisle goes to make sure she's okay, upon Edward's request. But of course Bella is sick and Carlisle takes care of her for the day...Carlisle/Bella bonding!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
I need a hero by DaySleeperNightDreamer reviews
Alice had a vision and left taking Jasper with her, leaving Edward,Emmett,Rosalie,Bella. Edward been avoiding Bella and Bella wants to find out why, But instead found out more then she asked.This story is just for fun.One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddylonglong reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,269 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
An Unusual Adventure by Smoochynose reviews
The twins, Ron, and Harry find a way into the girls dormitories. "Ron grew even paler when he realised that George was putting even more of the rectangle muggle things on his shoes. "Those are muggle period things!"" For The Bra Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Invisible by Smoochynose reviews
For a moment, just a moment, the mask breaks." Second year Luna one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
All the pretty flowers by Smoochynose reviews
Seven kisses challenge. One-shot. What was Alice really trying to say when she gave Neville the sweetwrappers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Sic Vita Est by Sweartoad reviews
TEMPORARILY TAKEN DOWN WHILE I DEAL WITH A LITTLE COPY-CAT OF MINE. I appreciate your patience and will have all the chapters back up soon! once everything has been dealt with! - Sweartoad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sloppy Joes by caesara reviews
Carlisle visits siblings Jasper, Emmett, and Bella who live on their own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2009
The Famous Punishment by Kandakicksass reviews
What if the "ferret incident" had gone a little different? A new twist on Mad-Eye Moody's classic punishment- ferrets not included! Just a short little Drary funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Play By Play by JJ Rust reviews
In HBP, Luna did commentary for the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch match. But what if she had done it as the girlfriend of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 3988 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Thunderstorms by WithDemonWings reviews
A bad thunderstorm raging outside brings back bad memories for Harry. Can be seen as a companion piece to Umbrella... or just a stand alone about bad nightmares and comfort. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taking Umbridge by Daniella Fromage reviews
Written for the "Teacher Attack!" challenge on P&S. After Umbridge snaps and takes her newfound authority too far, Snape unexpectedly steps in on Harry's behalf. WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Black Debt by sick-atxxheart reviews
Harry is trapped in his mind by a curse and Snape fights to save him. They become friends, but Harry is broken in more ways than one and the final battle is coming. When Harry is broken, can love in more ways than one- friendship and romance- be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Bella by Wishingforlove81 reviews
Held captive for almost four years by two nomadic vampires, Bella is found unconscious and battered. When she awakens in the Cullen household, the family is distressed to find how deeply she’s fallen into the role forced on her as an abused pet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry's and Severus' New Family by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Harry and Severus were growing up at Hogwarts as brothers? Main persons: Harry, Sev, Minerva, Albus, Poppy. Completely AU, partly OOC, childfic, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,796 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Birthday Gift by dracosoftie reviews
What do you give the wizard who has everything? A date with Harry Potter, of course! Birthday fic for the lovely Betsy. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigms and Epiphanies by Magnet-Rose reviews
After a failed spell is used on Harry, he is accidentally deaged. Voldemort, angry with this failure, orders Snape to get close to the boy and then bring him to Voldemort. Full summary inside. Nonslash HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Coming of Age Secrets by Emily Waters reviews
When one dark secret leads to another... and another... and another... and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by YoungNotUseless reviews
During their 7th year, Draco and Hermione and HB&HG. During a night of patroling Draco stumbles across a different Hermione who shares a lot. Short and sweet. Funny in the beginning and a bit angsty at the end. Finished. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Notes in Class by Angelauthor14 reviews
The Marauders are well known for never listening in lessons, so what do they do? Write notes, of course! First chapter is in a different format from the rest, so if you don't like it, please look at the second before giving up. Please R&R! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Will you be my Queen? by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Edward is a prince living in a castle. Bella is basically a slave to her step-family. Can Edward save her, when she tells him her story? Or will both their worlds come crumbling down when another prince by the name of James comes into the picture? ExB T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Strange Turn of Events by Kristen Hudson reviews
Harry and Severus are called back to the time of the Founders. Written for a Challenge Fest at Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Darkness by WithDemonWings reviews
Follows Maelstrom. Harry has defeated Voldemort and even though he is seriously injured, Dumbledore sends him back the Dursleys. Snape is less then pleased. Mentions of graphic violence. Slash. DM/HP. SS/RL. LM/CW. Bit of fluff at the end... unbeta'd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Portrait Palaver by Angelauthor14 reviews
One slipped word from Ron about a certain Potions master, and Albus Potter is overcome with curiosity about his namesake. Eager to placate his son, Harry takes all three children to talk to Snape's portrait at Hogwarts, but how well will they be received?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Maelstrom by WithDemonWings reviews
Follow-up to the Storm. Harry finds out some rather unexpected news. Ron is a prat. Severus is OOC, well actually they probably all are... some bad language and mentioned violence. Drarry and Snupin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Umbrella by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry finds comfort in the least likeliest of places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Storm by WithDemonWings reviews
Sequel to Umbrella. Harry starts to let everyone know just how he feels. Rated for language, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chance: The Journal of Harry Potter by etherian reviews
A kind of pre-quel to HP's Second Chance & Second Chance Take Two. This is the journal that Snape found after rescuing a de-aged Harry. The journal includes notes made by Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Smile for Me Drarry DracoHarry SLASH! by shattered-demon reviews
Draco loves Harry, he dreams about him constantly, but could he ever confess this love to him? Story inspired by sehrbesessen vid on youtube, please go watch it, you wont regret it. It's a oneshot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snape: Defender of the Downtrodden by Sadakat reviews
A good day turns bad for Luna Lovegood. Can a certain Potions professor turn it back around for her? One shot. Inspired by a scene from The Poor of God by kilara25.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Reversed by MakkAttack reviews
This is basically Twilight but Bella is the vampire and Edward is the clumsy human! PLEASE ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Overcoming Differences by Angelauthor14 reviews
With the Dursleys away, Harry is left needing a place to stay . . . and the most unlikely candidate steps forward. A Harry/Snape guardian fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It only hurts when I breathe by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
During New Moon. Edward comes back, but They never visited the Volturi. He hears her singing a song then realizes it is about how much pain he caused her. EPOV. The Volturi is never mentioned in this story either. Just Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Experimental Lab by MakkAttack reviews
Bella get's abducted. What happens to her? Who took her? I'm not very good at this It's my first story So please bear with me
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Frustrations by ItsInMyBlood reviews
Bella is frustrated about having a dry spell in her sex life and confesses this to her best friend/roommate Edward.What will Edward suggest to relieve Bellas problems?Can sex bring two close friends even closer?Rated M for Lemons!ONESHOT!R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sleeping Sickness by Sadakat reviews
Nightmares. The only solidity Harry Potter can count on anymore. As he enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he will face a new nightmare in the form of one Severus Snape. But will it be as bad as they both expect it to be? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,927 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mistaken by Emily Waters reviews
Dumbledore sends Severus Snape to pick up the 11 year old Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive. Maybe it's a mistake. drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Getting it Done by Emily Waters reviews
The trio decide to prank Snape. He has it coming, after all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter Makes His Own Destiny by Lord Lugos reviews
YR1CMPLT, Harry suffers at the hands of the Dursleys. Rescued by Hagrid, he rebuilds his life as a wizard. He lets the sorting hat put him in Slytherin, and slowly begins walking the line between good and evil, dark and light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,812 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2005
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and His Real Dad by Dramagirl007 reviews
This is a Harry Potter and Severus Snape fic. It starts out a month after Sirius died. It has father son bonding and NO SLASH but there are spankings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 66,429 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by grugster reviews
Poppy releases Severus in time for the Christmas feast. How will he spend Christmas with Minerva and the others? Sequel to “Taking Care”! SS/MM; PP/AM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The heroes death undone by hogwarts-hero reviews
My first fanfiction -squeals!- Lily and James Potter come back to life, how will things change? Please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,839 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Wish Granted by etherian reviews
It's the scene in the Shrieking Shack from DH. Right before Snape takes his last breath, he and Harry catch a wish. From there it's fluff all the way & Lucius is nice, too. Snape adopts Harry. This story is a bowl of sherbet lemons - very sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bella's Journal by Alice Cullens reviews
Seqel to Bella's Diary! Emmett x Bella. When all else fails what do you do. Crys. Laugh. Horror. Fun. Rated M not sure where I'm taking it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Emmett
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detention Letters by Angelauthor14 reviews
Detention letters to James's parents. Ever wonder what sort of stuff he got up to? The Marauders through their Head of House's eyes! Disclaimer: All belongs to J. K. Rowling, not me. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
Dirty Business by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,631 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You're not going crazy by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Three years ago Edward died in a car crash...That's what Bella thinks at least. What happens when Bella stumbles her way back to their meadow and encounters someone or something who tries to kill her? Will someone come to her rescue? RnR! ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soul Seeker by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HPDM Draco is a submissive Veela who can’t sense his Mate, because his Mate’s a Horcrux. Voldemort is finally dead, so why does Harry’s scar still hurt? Post DH no Epilogue. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Stages of Love by Fangirl17 reviews
Edward and Bella can't stand each other, but when Edward finds out that Bella gets beaten by Charlie, what will he do? Will Edward save Bella or will she be left alone. *ALL HUMAN*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Operation: Enrage Snape by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Used to be called Ways To Make Snape Mad. Harry has had enough of Snape pushing him around. So what does he do? He makes a list of ways to get on Snape's nerves. And what does he do with it? Why, he tries it out, of course! Credit to ridickulus101. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Revealed by jaywolfe reviews
Peter/Caspian-Caspian was shown the wrong of his ways and received blessings from the heart and soul of the kings and queens of old
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Wolf in Winter by Snapegirlkmf reviews
SEQUEL to Snowflakes and Memories! A mysterious encounter with a silver wolf teaches Harry & Severus an important lesson during the holidays. AU, Sev adopts Harry fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If Only by autumnamberleaves reviews
If only we had not been blind, we would have seen her fading.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
With the Help of Hedwig by grugster reviews
With Hedwig's help somebody comes to rescue Harry Potter from his abusive realtives. Warning: contains mention of child abuse and self-mutilation!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Surrender by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
Harry is given the chance to end the war as long as he agrees to an unknown favour from Lucius and Severus. He agrees but with Voldemort gone, what has he promised these men? HP/SS/LM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,859 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Snowflakes and Memories by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On a Christmas Eve a year after the death of Lily Potter, Severus recalls bittersweet memories of snowflakes and laughter. Then he hears a cry in the night and discovers an unexpected surprise in the snow on his doorstep. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Second Chance by etherian reviews
Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry's back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Who I Want To See by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Severus Snape was never one to get confused. But that is exactly what he is when he runs across his most hated student in a corridor past curfew. The song he sung seemed to show just how much Snape was wrong about this child. Song-fic. Five-shot. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Secret Santa by dracosoftie reviews
A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He Alone Survived by etherian reviews
A small article in a Muggle newspaper has a devastating message for one, Severus Snape. Post Voldemort. Definitely AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
The Marauders' Legacy COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
What would happen if the Marauders decided to leave portraits of themselves at Hogwarts? A teacher's worst nightmare and a prankster's delight...but have they really thought this one through? RemusSirius Slash. Loose sequel to The Oracle of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Saving Myself by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry saves himself when the Dursley's have a car crash, apparating himself out. The Potters survived, they think its Harold Potter that defeated Voldemort. They gave Harry away! This is a Severus mentors adopts Harry story! read and enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Anytime by Eowyn77 reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
With Great Power, comes Great Responsibility by TwilightMoon7765 reviews
Bella and the Cullens are back. But, her and Edward's wedding looms over everyone, not to mention their newest threat. Oh no..... "Bella," I raised my eyes to Carlisle, "I'm afraid it's happened. It's time." Sequel to Home is where My Heart Lies
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,910 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
A Different Kind Of Twilight by PunkerBella reviews
Bella and Emmett are siblings. They are now orphans and have to move in with Carlisle and Esme, they have four children. What will happen when Edward meets Bella? All human. AU. OOC. Disclaimer: I OWN NUTHIN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Edward, Bella
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Kitten's Claws by Dahlias reviews
There was the land of Gryffindor and the land of Slytherin, one held the humans and the other the Anigmi with some considered as Familiars. A tale of a prince enamored with the strangest Familiar of them all, is this true love or has this author lost hope
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forever by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Bella didn't know that Edward was a vampire until he told her. Will she keep his secret safe? Or will she tell the world when her life is in danger? And why does Aro want to meet Bella! Let alone kidnap her! First story! RxR! Rated T, just in case..ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,072 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
10 Minutes in the Park by WinndSinger reviews
It is 1976 and Edward is so lonely and lost he is ready to give up on love. A chance encounter with one of his idols might be just the thing Edward needs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward - Complete
By Starlight by LaBellaBella reviews
The sequel to By Moonlight tells the story of Bella, living the perfect fairytale, complete with her prince and a happily-ever-after. But what happens when an unexpected guest shows up, intent on getting what was once promised to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
James and Lily's Son by Angelauthor14 reviews
What did Remus Lupin think when he was on the Hogwarts Express in Harry's third year? What if he wasn't really asleep? Drabble; exactly 100 words, I'm proud to say. Present tense. A quick read if you have a few minutes. I hope you enjoy it. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Hug a Sad Little Boy by littlesun reviews
A Halloween story, sweet and maybe a bit melancholic. So, does Harry have the "saving people thing"? Snape is Harry's guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
The Joy of Graduation by jeaniebeanie245 reviews
Bella's highschool graduation. Emmett, Jasper, and Bella play a huge prank! HILARIOUS! please REVIEW!:
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 4,924 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Sorry About That by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Ever wondered how Severus Snape reacted when Harry bested Voldemort yet again in his 1st year? Rated for a small amount of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,670 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Day by glamglaceon reviews
Complete. AU. What if Remus Lupin got to see Harry before the boy went to the Dursleys? Warning: has been proven to invoke tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Dark Lords and Toads by Lexie Lupin reviews
Secrets are revealed, the Ministry interfers with Hogwarts through the new DADA teacher, and dangerous rumors are spread about the Dark Lord who could very well be alive! Looks like another eventful year for Alec and friends! Sequel to SSL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
A Little Fun on a Motorbike by glamglaceon reviews
Complete. When Lily and James leave Sirius in charge of babysitting Harry, Sirius decides to take his little godson on a little ride on his motorbike.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Cinderella Story by Marblez reviews
Yes it's a take of the movie. Harry is my Cinderella, Draco is the Prince Charming. Slash and No Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 4,412 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
What If He Apologised & She Accepted? by etherian reviews
What would have happened if Snape had apologised to Lily after his "most embarassing moment" and she accepted? Warning: this is AU, bittersweet, and you will need a hanky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten by 2dragonkat reviews
Outcasts meet one night in the darkest of bars. Once enemies, they now only have each other to depend on in this changed world. Harry&Draco, AU future
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Emperor and His Clothes by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by lucymonster reviews
These are my kinsfolk, Peter. Some of these men were with me from the cradle." After the battle against Miraz, Peter witnesses Caspian in a moment of grief. Peter/Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Blue Light by FrankieSunflower reviews
A pretty little drabble about Caspian's feelings for Peter. SLASH but no explicit stuff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fear Not for the Future, Weep Not for the Past by faithwood reviews
Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not a Mistake by JunoMagic reviews
Written for a prompt at the LiveJournal Community Portus Envy: Years after the war a widowed Hermione meets a very much alive Snape because her son has a thing for his daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Primary School Essays by Angelauthor14 reviews
Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
They flip and they flop by VampiressE12B reviews
WHo invented flip flops? Aro of couse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Search For Something Real by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO A THOUSAND MILES. In Bella's world time passes so quickly that sometimes its even hard to remember who she used to be. But what happens when her past starts to jeopardize her future and the future of those she loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007
Dream by faithwood reviews
Peter is determined to convince Caspian that his dream is a prediction. Drabble-ish. Oneshot. Peter/Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
How To Serve Yeerk by Lucillia reviews
This is a book on how to serve Yeerk. Praised by Andalite Scoopkeeping amongst other wonderous publications throughout the galaxy.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
A Cinderella Story by edwardbella001 reviews
Bella is the smart, quiet girl. Edward is the football captain and student body president. What happens when a world of texting and instant messaging unites these two lovers while every element in the universe is trying to keep them apart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
By Moonlight by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the princess, no matter how she wishes she were not. But now, as the traditional celebration in which royalty gathers from all over to take part in a series of balls occurs, will her world take a turn beyond her wildest dreams? 1800s AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bludgers, Broomsticks, Snitches and Snape? by Trucklesinthetree reviews
For some 'light-hearted' fun a Quidditch match is organised at Hogwarts, teachers vs.students. How will Harry fair when put in direct competition against his arch nemesis, Snape, on the Quidditch pitch?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,858 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sexy NEWTs by 2dragonkat reviews
Hormones are running rampage through the students of Harry Potter’s seventh year of Hogwarts, but it seems he has run into a problem that could affect him for the rest of his life, unless he finds a remedy. Harry&Draco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Right Place, Right Time by Iago96 reviews
Sequel to Same Place, Different Time. What happens when Harry returns to his own time? How will everyone react to their relationship? HPSS SLASH If it offends don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Memory by jamie2109 reviews
What would you do if you were given less than a year to live? An uplifting Harry Draco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,105 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brothers by Blood by breannatala reviews
IN PROGRESS. Harry Potter, 10 years old, finds out that he isn't a Potter, and that he has a brother still living! And his brother happens to be Severus Snape. After the reading of Eileen Prince's will, Severus takes Harry in. AU, few cannon details
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,028 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Happy Endings by etherian reviews
A tragedy after the final battle leads to love. Takes place during the sixth year, but this is wildly AU and the characters may be somewhat OOC. Written on a whim and just for enjoyment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 140 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Beyond the Veil Lies Chicago? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Hermione discovers a possible way to recover Sirius from the Veil. She and Harry step through a portal to another plane. A Harry Potter Dresden Files crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Watch Out, World! Here Come the Marauders! by Angelauthor14 reviews
Smile, cry, and wet yourself with laughter at the tales of the irresistible Marauders. Oneshot. Please review! Rated for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 425 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Virtues Of Hot Chocolate by scrolltroll reviews
Harry tries to seduce Cedric with hot chocolate. boyish akwardness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Toasting Marshmallows by scrolltroll reviews
Harry and Draco have some almost innocent fun learning to make s'mores. lots of melty marshmallows were involved in the making of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why is everyone always leaving Me? by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
Bella never knew of Charlie,phil died of cancer,& renee a mugging at a gastation.Where 5yrold Bella meets the Cullens.She moves in with them,till shes 15,when cullens find outabout charlie and leave her, then the Cullens come to Forks when Bella is there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
IMing madness by vampirechick123 reviews
take a look at our favorite characters life by oly what they say while IMing each other
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Home is where my heart lies by TwilightMoon7765 reviews
When Edward and Bella meet, Bella's already a vampire...who knows more about him than he does. But, she has a power that everyone wants. Will love still blossom between the two? Summary sucks...but it's better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
My Owlet by glamglaceon reviews
Complete. Harry has a nightmare and Hedwig comforts him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Take Padfoot Out Shopping by glamglaceon reviews
Complete. AU. While out shopping for Harry's Hogwarts supplies, Lily Potter finds out why she should never have taken Sirius Black with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Passing Notes by Iago96 reviews
Harry recieves a note and a lecture. Why? ONESHOT HPSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Sleep is an Act of Faith by Laoise reviews
The war is over, but where is Harry Potter? The wizarding world has almost given up hope of finding their saviour, but Harry is now the one that needs saving, can an unsuspecting muggle help? Rating may be subject to change
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,003 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P.
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Medians and Curves by Shylee Taregan reviews
Subject to starvation, hatred, and abuse, young Harry Potter is finally left, beaten and alone, in an alleyway. Given no other choice, Dumbledore must put Harry in the care of his last remaining relative, his father, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,823 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Devil and His Nasty Parlor Tricks by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Harry Potter could never be certain why he had taken in Draco Malfoy like a stray cat off the streets, but in retrospect it seemed terribly simple and somehow inevitable. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potions Prodigy by Snapegirlkmf reviews
An explosion turns Snape into a four-year-old! His daughters try to restore him with a complicated potion, but little Snape brews up cauldronfuls of trouble everywhere he goes! Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Origins: A Young Remus Lupin Story COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Remus Lupin is admitted to Hogwart's where he finds friends and enemies as he struggles to keep the secret that he is a werewolf safe. Now HBP & DH compliant. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,022 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Saving Mrs Norris by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Maverick, Snape's dog, risks his life to save Filch's cat. But who will save Maverick? Mild Corporal punishment!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Friend In Need by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Ever wonder what Snape would be like with a dog? Meet Maverick, the world's most mischievous mongrel. Disgraced after chewing Dumbledore's boots, Maverick must prove to Sev he really IS a worthy pet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Recovery by Kristen Hudson reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort, but is badly injured. Can Severus help him find the will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare, Cullen style! by vampirelurver979 reviews
What happens when Bella agrees to play truth or dare with the Cullens? Why is Bella dressed up as Pikachu? Why is Mike kissing Edward? What's the connection between Edward and his precious Volvo? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
To Cry As A Phoenix by Phoenix Tears Type 6 reviews
After an abusive summer, Harry notices some differences in himself. He cries more, but the tears are pearly. Voldemort knows; could this be bad?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/7/2002
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 495 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Name Generator by Rissohma reviews
Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Haunted Memories by AuroraAbbie Snape reviews
AUIn Harry's 6th year, he along with nine other students and four adults begin to remember things some want them to forget, as they did six years ago when they were given memory charms. How will things change once they remember?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,180 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Reminisce by glamglaceon reviews
Complete. Harry takes his godson, Teddy Lupin, out to visit his parents' graves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
The Resistance of Azkaban by Shezza reviews
It's been twenty five years since the death of Albus Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic is now under the control of Lord Voldemort. Those who oppose him place themselves under the command of Harry Potter, former Auror and ruler of the island of Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,999 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving Harry by Most Slytherin of Gryffindors reviews
AU. What happens if Harry Potter killed himself after he fulfilled the prophecy? Severus goes back in time to change Harry’s Hogwarts years. Not HPSS but will have slash pairings. Harry won’t be paired for a long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The New Prophecy by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
A Fake Prophecy set in motion a real prophecy! Severus is Harry's father story! Manipulative Dumbledore. A stick together Nev, Gin, Herm, Ron, Harry, Luna! they are also very powerful and plan on ending the war! but what is the cost? same story new name!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
My Magic That Saved Me by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
COMPLETE Harry's magic saves him when he needs it most! severus is Harry's father story although they do not know that! until the end. But they were already getting on. Add Sirius Black being freed and the Ministry what do you get? Chaos!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,385 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cherry Tree by Brown Eyed Vampire reviews
Edward left Bella again this time without warning. Two years later Bella takes her life. The Cullen’s return for a few days to attend the funeral, and for Edward to pay his respects... while asking for his forgiveness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Potionitis by Kristen Hudson reviews
Harry and Severus struggle to come to terms with their painful history. A look at an AU of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dream a Dream of Happiness by Asher Elric reviews
Summer has always been boring for Harry. Except this summer, he actually finds a friend who isn't afraid of Dudle. meanwhile, Remus is having problems of his own with Dumbledore and things get weird when the truth of the Potters death comes to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Silent Halls Of Hogwarts by Shadow Gryffindor reviews
[AU] Harry Potter has lived alone on the streets of London for most of his life after being abused and abandoned by his relatives. He is found by wizards effectively in his Third Year and is taken to Hogwarts. He must overcome disability and work to catch
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,783 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm what back in time? by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
COMPLETED Harry ends up back in time, will he end up just like his father a bully? or will he be on the recieving side of his fathers pranks? will he see what his father truly was like? This is also edited by SlashySoultice R&R PLZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,808 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Secret of Harry Potter by JunoMagic reviews
A creative companion to a readalong of the Harry Potter series. AKA The Plot Bunny That Would Not Go Away. New students, new secrets, and many surprises ... On hiatus until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - OC
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Real Edward Cullen by iamcool511 reviews
What really happens when Edward goes hunting... When Emmett and Bella decide to surprise Edward, they see somthing that will change both of their lives forever. read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
I Leave You by lilkyonkyon reviews
Post DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No One Heard Him by prettyfairy reviews
Hermione and Draco fall for each other, but disaster hits and hard.Don't kid yourself Hermione I love you. But no one heard him. COMPLETE First six Chapters have been updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Water by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, and others say in ice. And yet I felt like water as I found the path that's right... [Bellacentric poem. BxE with a hint of BxJ. Inspired by and based off of 'Eclipse' and the poem 'Fire and Ice.']
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Light My Way by Orangeblossom Took1 reviews
This is a Heavenly Snape ficlet that is, I guess, spoilery for Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It Starts as a Summer by breannatala reviews
A Snape adopts Harry fic. 12 year old Harry is abandoned when the Dursleys go on vacation and Snape is persuaded to take harry in. From there, everything slowly changes. IN PROGRESS. Temp. Hiatus so I can finish planning and rewrite parts of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,448 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Crossing the Canal by MushroomAnn reviews
Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,042 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How It's Meant To Be by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
COMPLETE Ron and Hermione as well as the whole order is using him, his Relatives beat him, enoughs enough Harry snaps expecially when he finds out his father is alive and none other than Snape. He sets out to destroy voldemort for taking away his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Out of Control by eclecticxdetour reviews
It's Harry Potter's Seventh Year at Hogwarts, he's defeated the Dark Lord and now is the time for celebration. [Extreme SLASH of the HarryDraco persuasion, Rated M for language and later chapter