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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Good Luck Charlie, EastEnders, Twilight, Tudors, Love Lessons, Jacqueline Wilson, and Hunger Games.

Fire is catching. And if we burn, you burn with us!

How could I leave Prim, the only person in the world I'm certain I love?

Prim sounds about a thousand years old when she speaks. "Whatever it takes to break you."

"Just try to win. Maybe you can."

"Maybe I can. I am smart, you know."

"And you can hunt."

"Exactly."

Ways to Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to a random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the f*ck out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In rememberance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees"

Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology"

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept

I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant

It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back"

I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium"

I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

Sirius Black is not #24601

I will not lick Trevor

I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is

I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty"

I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey

I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas

I am not allowed to ask Hermione and Ginny if they know what a 'menage a trois' is

I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins

I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony"

Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey"

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force"

Locking random pairs of people in the astronomy tower is NOT a good way to perpetuate the race of wizards. Especially if both parties are male

I will not make cracks about how the unicorns refuse to go near Ginny, even though we all know they prefer virgins

When covering the chapter on painkilling potions, I will not turn in a bottle of Tylenol claiming it's the same thing, only better-tasting

The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters

I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs Norris

Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense

I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true

I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house

I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts"

Madam Hooch is not a black-market source for “moonshine”

I will not ask Madam Hooch if she would like to "test-ride my broom”


These are quotes I have found I think explains each house.

Hufflepuff
"People don't care what you think unless they think you care."

Gryffindor
"Stand up to what is right, even if you're standing alone."

Slytherin
“Winning means rising each time you fall."

Ravenclaw
"What lies before us and behind us aren't as important as what lies within us."

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Forget to Love, Love to Forget by estelgreenleaf reviews
Snape gets pregnant by an accidental curse. Snape MPREG, no SLASH. No like, no read. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Severus S., Remus L.
Harry Potter and Voldemort's Demise by lookimacloud reviews
Harry makes sure Ginny can't be hurt. Can he still beat Voldemort with such a distraction? When things start becoming abusive, will their love survive? HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,652 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Phoenix Malfoy by Acro111 reviews
Draco's twin sister, Phoenix, goes through school life with Harry, Ron and Hermione. And she's got a secret that may turn the tides of the war. Will she turn into a true Malfoy and join Voldemort? Or will she help Harry in his quest? -FINISHED-SEQUEL UP-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 246,688 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/27/2010 - [OC, George W.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Carlisle's Lost Daughter by chloemarie1 reviews
Carlisle had a child before he died and believes that she is dead, but later finds out that may not be the case. Will he find her? Will she join the Cullen family?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Carlisle
The Sorceress and the Dragon by PrincessinHiding reviews
Meet Alexia Mason. She's a Gryffindor, best friends with Fred and George Weasley, and is love with none other than Draco Malfoy! A re-telling of Harry Potter starting with 'Prisoner of Azkaban' Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,175 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., OC
Volunteer by cypressemily reviews
What would have happened if Prim was the one to go into the 74th annual Hunger Games? What if she was the one who had volunteered for her sister? Would she make it through the arena? What about Peeta, Thresh, Rue, Cato, and the other tributes? This is my first story, and I hope you enjoy reading it!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,316 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Prim E., Rue
Evangelina Rose by Allanna Stone reviews
When The Dark Lord is about to take Bellatrix Lestrange's life, she tells him of a secret that she had kept hidden from him, in fear that he would destroy what she held most dear to her heart…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Bellatrix L., Harry P., OC
Harry Potter Notes! by lunalovegood134 reviews
Harry and his friends send notes in class using special parchments made by Hermione rated T to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011
Careers, Assemble! by FinnickOdair-Will-Live-Forever reviews
Marvel had always thought himself one of the more brilliant tributes. But now that he had found THIS...Well, he would be unstoppable. Now he had his Avengers, nobody in the pranking world would even TRY to take him down. Glimmer does Gangnam Style, Cato demands Spongebob, Marvel explodes pineapples and Clove...Well, you'll have to wait and see. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Marvel - Complete
My Brothers Love by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry, Jamie and Godric are triplets. When Voldemort attacked it was Godric who was proclaimed the hero. Dumbledore got it wrong, it was Jamie and Harry who are the Children Who Lived. To make it worse Harry is sorted into Slytherin and are Parseltongues. They are disowned helped by Dumbledores interferance. Watch as they learn what's important in life Siblings, Friends & Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Betrayal of Ivy Vega by GreenEmeraldGirlxoxo reviews
Olivia was falling. Brendan was falling. Who will be there to catch them? Whose heart will be broken? And who will be ultimately betrayed? OxB, BxI
My Sister the Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Olivia A., Brendan D. - Complete
Little Stars by bellastrange51 reviews
Her first word was CRUCIO. The story of the daughter of Bellatrix and Rodolphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,505 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Single Mommies by dleannad reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose make a pact that will change their lives forever. They decide that if they aren't all married with kids by the time the last one turns 30 then they are going to get artificially inseminated together. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,171 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Daddy's Girl by fallenspringsummer reviews
Nessie was kidnapped by Aro in the last fight. The Cullens are desperate to find her, but when they do they didn't expect a stubborn 17 year old who's completely loyal to her new father. Can real love once again find its way to her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,685 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Witness To An Execution by autumnrose2010 reviews
Thomas Culpepper had violated her and murdered her husband. Now she had come to watch him die.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Thomas Culpepper - Complete
Mistakes, He has made quite a few by Kittenallie reviews
Henry is given a chance to change it all. What will he do?
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - King Henry VIII - Complete
Ellie DeWitt Bukater by Miss Christine Elizabeth reviews
I have been working on this for the past four/five years and this is the final version I am posting:This is the story of Ellie, Rose's older sister. Like her sister, she finds love. And she finds it in the dashing Tommy Ryan.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,800 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Tommy R. - Complete
Sink Or Swim by theothertudorgirl reviews
It has been said that 'History Repeats Itself, First As Tragedy, Second As Farce', and no truer words have ever been spoken.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,255 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Prince Edward
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Immortality, Love by Minee nee reviews
Renesmee and Jacob married and slept together. Result: Carlie Isabella Black. The Vulturi are coming for Carlie possesses great power. She and Alec fall in love. How will it end? Review! Rated T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Alec
Twiversed by x-rayLady reviews
How much more different would Twilight be if the situation was reversed? What would have happened if Edward had been human and Bella was the vampire? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sometimes by Luna333L reviews
Lily Luna comes to Hogwarts, and meets the original Luna's daughter. Every chapter begins with the word sometimes. I'm bad at summaries, so, just read it, please. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Lily Luna P., OC
Life After Lemonade Mouth by GGirl16Hunter-DaughterOfApollo reviews
It's been many years since Lemonade Mouth has graduated High School and no one knows about except for the band itself and their formal fans or enemies. What'll happen when their family finally finds out about them? Rated T just in case.
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Roses by BellaPur reviews
Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa.The daughters of the Noble and most Ancient House of Black. They drifted apart. But once upon a time they were sisters. Once upon a time they were friends. Once upon a time there were three Black Roses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 53,835 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T.
A Flower Turned Black by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
Sirius Black is released from Azkaban after Peter Pettigrew is found alive on May 4th, 1984. Now, it's time for him to get what is rightfully his. His 3 year old goddaughter, Alexa Lily Potter. Fem!Harry. HIATUS FOR THE TIME BEING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Letter's to the Marauders by Witch07 reviews
*Abandon* Ever want to write a letter to the Marauders? Ever wonder if they would write you back? Well here is your chance to write to us! Leave me a Review or a message and I will make sure that they get it. Then you can write back and forth to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Marauders
Always remembering Renesmee by ThatEnglishRoseisnotonfire reviews
What if Edward had to kill Renesmee to save Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Unforgivable Cruelty by ChoCedric reviews
We know that Moody invited Neville to his office for tea after the demonstration of the Unforgivables. But we also know that it wasn't really Moody inside that body. So what really happened inside the DADA office that day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Neville L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Vice and Virtue by The Fourth Black Sister reviews
Bellatrix is starting her death eater career, Andromeda has a secret that treatens to ruin her life, and Narcissa is pregnant. Takes place during their Hogwarts years. Rated M for mature themes and physical abuse. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,624 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T.
A Compromising Situation by Simply Mim reviews
Lily and Remus fight over chocolate and James walks in, making it all rather awkward. One-shot! L/J R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry and Charlotte Potter by Hummelberry Addict reviews
What if Harry had a Twin? would the story change? They're in for surprises,and trouble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., OC
Embry's Calling by rubyprincess57 reviews
An Embry imprint story. Embry is the last wolf to imprint, but when he meets a certain someone named Lizzie, from BD, what do you think will happen? 3 yrs. after BD, Embry/lizzie are 20.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Embry
Gigi In A New Light by im.a.smut reviews
When Gigi's parent divorce, she loses everything. Justin finds himself falling for the former mean girl, but what about his girlfriend? What will Alex think?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Justin R., Gigi
Back To Life by Pches reviews
Lily and Jess moved to LaPush and become close to the pack, even if they're unaware of each other's secrets. Too wrapped up in his dramas with Bella, Jake's been a constanst 'no show' but when they finally meet, they change each other's lives forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,736 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Jacob - Complete
A Family Affair, Part One by The Sparrow's Wing reviews
Emily, Edward, and Carlisle are one happy little family, but tensions start to rise as more join the Cullen family. It could tear the Cullens apart or make them closer than ever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
James Vs Severus by thelightningstrike reviews
OLD & DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P.
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 7,136 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We'll make it I swear by Chicky-dee6 reviews
A horrible virus is attacking the young wizard population. When one of the Russo's gets infected - it's up to the three refugees staying with them to save his life. Justin/OC
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2008
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Rue, the Real Mockingjay reviews
What if Katniss had been trapped and speared by Marvel? What if Rue and Thresh are saved till last, but she wins? Rue, the Real Mockingjay. Rated T, cuz the Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Katniss E., Thresh, Rue
Cato and Clove
Basically when Clove is being killed by Thresh, in Cato's POV. One-shot. *Slightly Clato*
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
The Families reviews
The families of the *named* tributes in the 74th Games after they die. *Order of Districts* D1 tributes are the characters because they're the first ones done.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Marvel, Glimmer - Complete
The Third Tudor Princess reviews
What if Katherine Howard had had a child, by the King? Will the motherless princess ever become Queen of England? Or will she stay Princess Eleanor Katherine Tudor forever?
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Catherine Howard, King Henry VIII
Imprinting is Magic reviews
What if vampires could imprint as well?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
I Don't Love You Any More reviews
Rax was right. 15 years later, and Prue is married, has kids and only looks back on Rax as her 'little crush'. But a certain Mr Keith Raxberry comes back, trying to get Prue to love him again. Full sum inside
Love Lessons, Jacqueline Wilson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Prudence K., Rax
Immortal Children Are Back! reviews
Look at title. All our favourite characters are creating immortal children!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Rosalie, Vasilii
The Sisters Come To Visit reviews
The Sisters Come To Visit Narcissa, Andromeda and Bellatrix Black come to visit their cousin, Jacob. But what happens when these sisters are each imprinted on by a wolf? NarcissaxEmbry, Bellatrix/Seth, AndromedaxPaul
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Narcissa M., Embry
Will it Survive? reviews
Embry finds his imprint. Alex, Jared and Kim's daughter. But, years later, when he scars her, her life as a human ends...and her new life as a vampire starts! But will their love survive, now being mortal enemies?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Embry, Jared
Elizabeth Dies reviews
A short one-shot poem remembering the 409th anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth I and the end of the Tudors.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Princess Elizabeth
You're my Favourite Mistake reviews
One-shot. Edward has a talk with Renesmee when she asks if she was a mistake.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Come Back To Me reviews
Isabella and Emmett are twins. But when Emmett dies, Isabella must handle life without the other half of her.*Mostly English but also Italian and Spanish* Rated T for safety. "I love you, Emmett Ray McCarthy." "I love you too, Isabella Marie McCarthy."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett
Happy Family reviews
Angel Duncan was the one who made Amy and Bob's lives complete. She was loved...and then the people who loved her lost her.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Amy D., Bob D.
Letters to Ms Meyer reviews
All our characters are sending a letter to Ms.Meyer!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
My Best Friend Gone? reviews
What did Vera feel like when she got the news her best friend had gone missing? One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Vera
Life as a Vampire reviews
Kaysey's brother Edward died when her mum did.Years later she becomes a vampire too. She lives - until someone tells the Volturi about her. Maybe 3-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Edward
ABC's about Jacob Black and Nessie Cullen
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Published: 1/19/2012
A New Cullen reviews
When Emily nearly dies, Carlisle makes her his new daughter. But then she meets Jacob, and he imprints. On a vampire. A Cullen. Emily Cullen. JacobxOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Jacob
Remember, Bella! reviews
Bella has twins who are Jacob's kids.One is a werewolf, the other human.Bella gives the werewolf, Cara, to Jacob and runs away with the Cullens and the human baby, Alyssa.Now Bella's a vampire after having Ness, and Alyssa & Cara help her remember Cara.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Jacob
The Younger Riddle reviews
SUMMARY INSIDE! Main Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Lord Voldemort and Lynx Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Bellatrix L.
Another Day On Albert Square reviews
Prince Phil is looking for his princess with the help of Shaggy and Scooby. Very crazy and weird. One-shot : .
EastEnders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Christian C., Syed M.
Gemini Alexa Black reviews
I don't really have a summary for this story so it's just about the youngest Black sister Gemini Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bellatrix L., OC
Very RaNdM and cRazY reviews
Very RaNd@M and cRazY. StaRTeD all becuase Hermione accidently kissed Harry. SPOILER ALERT! The ending is about evil unicorns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Other Duncan Kid reviews
Summary inside!
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charlie D.
Cassandra Narcissa Malfoy reviews
Cassie's been the one looking up to Draco but when she goes to Hogwarts there's much more people who want her attention! Join in on her past and present!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Outcome reviews
What happens when Lucius Malfoy and Lily Evans have a child? Two years before James and Narcissa. When Lucius and Lily meet it ends with a little girl being born. Lyra Lily Malfoy. Will anyone find out who her mother is? Sorry if summary sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., Lucius M.
You Broke The Promise reviews
" It was only when she had left I had whispered "You broke the promise." " Narcissa Black's P.O.V when Andromeda was disowned. My first one-shot, so please give me a tiny bit of forgiveness it you don't like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
Tom Riddle's Sister reviews
Tom and Rose have always been close. At Hogwarts they open the Chamber of Secrets, speak Parseltongue, and learn they're the very last descendants of Salazer Slytherin. Join Rose while at Hogwarts and after!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Other Family
Lily Potter II goes to Hogwarts with her twin brother, James, and older brother, Nathan, and makes a new friend, Melissa Black, while also making a new frenemy, Draco Malfoy, and with her cousin, Harry Potter. Sorry if summary sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Harry P., OC
Sorting Hat
SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sorting Hat
Summer Potter and the Philosophers Stone reviews
What if Harry was a girl and Lily died-but James didn't? Would things be the same? And Summer having a stepmother later on... Sorry if summary sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2011 - James P., OC
Life With Parents reviews
What if James and Lily hadn't died? What if Harry had two twin sisters and a baby brother later onwards? What would happen after they went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Would they be in the same house or not? Sorry about summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.