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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

Well I'm in my late-40's and a old-fashioned geek. My wife calls me the "Fount of Useless Trivia" because I had to memorize all that stuff prior to Wikipedia and Google. So when you are reading my fics be warned one of the things I like to do is try to explain a lot of what just sort of happens in the HP universe. So if things seem off or different than canon, there is almost certainly a reason which I will explain in the story.

Even though I'm a bit of a broken combat vet, I do like romantic stories. And by that it doesn't have to be 'romantic' in the sense of romance but 'romantic' in the 18th century sort of way. I grew up watching Star Blazers and got to see a lot of Japanese anime before it became main stream. So I'm all about last charges of the Light Brigade and billowing capes and nature philosophy.

Last Profile Update: 04-14-2015


Not writing for the kiddies here. That being said I'm not one to write about nasty just to write it unless it drives the plot. Also I'm finding my writings are a way to deal with a lot of crap I still am processing from my Army/combat tour time. Thus my writing is a bit therapeutic but may sometimes be more for me and not something I expect everyone to enjoy or understand.

Plus except in the stories taking place years later, most characters are teenagers. Teenagers experiment. Teenagers make mistakes. Teenager of confused about things and often unsure of themselves and their place in the world. In my fics this is complicated by the interaction of their maturing magical core and the bodies going through puberty.

Thus they will often act atypically to what you would expect. PLEASE REMEMBER THIS! The addition of magic adds a new dimension of an already complex time in a person's life. In addition, since Harry is the last of his line(s) there is an additional level to the way magic affects him. So if you think a character is acting odd or doing something too mature for a teen their age, I would remind you this is a fantasy story with magic which changes the rules.

Fair warning: I do not like Ronald Weasley...or Molly Weasley and Remus Lupin for that matter. I am not bashing them; what we see in canon shows us that they are not nice people. Plus just because I write harsh things about a character doesn't make it “bashing” so don't bother complaining about it. If you don't like it, right you own Hero Ron and Happy Mother Weasley stories.

I would also ask people to remember that while I enjoy being able to interact with my readers through reviews, emails and PMs, this shouldn't make any of you feel entitled as too many reviewers seem to expect. These are my stories. I value input but I dislike having people expect that I'm here to write the story you want and to be flamed when you don't get what you seem to feel entitled to. Also folks, I'm getting tired of having people tell me something isn't canon when I've made it pretty clear I write AU stuff.

I'd also ask you all to show a little patience. Serialization brings with it some issues. It is easy to get all up in arms over something because you have to wait. I'd remind everyone that in normal stories, you are getting them compete so cliffhangers are generally resolved by turning the page or a perhaps the next chapter. No one drops a book and rushes to their computer to write nasty-grams at the author, do they? So please refrain from doing it to me. I only ask you give something a little time to see if I address it before sending the nasty-grams. Argue your case from a literary angle and I'll be more than happy to look at your suggestions. All my stories are multi-chapter stories have been made better, I believe, by reviewer comments and PMs back and forth from readers. Again, please show a little patience.



As someone suffering from Acute Anxiety Disorder (the “little brother” to PTSD) I'm fully aware how trigger warnings can be. That be said is just because of the serialization nature of fan-fiction, people seem to think that everything needs to be written up like a FDA label. Does G.R.R. Martin have trigger warnings on his Game of Thrones novels? No he doesn't and I doubt people complain about it. I do wish FFnet had a better system to help with having a system to warn people. The problem is often times giving a trigger warning will spoil plot points and the surprise. So please, read my author's notes and my blurbs on this profile. I would remind you that JKR herself did not have any trigger warnings for The Goblet of Fire which had torture and character death and she is writing for children. My readers are not children (at least I hope not!) so be responsible and do your due diligence to do some research before just diving into a fic. If you don't, well again don't be surprised if you get a cranky author's reply to your review.


(or at least one's I'm posting on) on FFnet (I do have others only on available on my Yahoo group

HP and the Rejected Path: Actually came about because I was having trouble making Harry "evil" while writing HP and the Order of the Stag. So I decided to split the story and found it going off into a new and exciting direction. This is Harry mad as hell and not taking it anymore. NOTE! This fic is written the way it is due to a challenge to write the characters in ways they normally not. So, for example, it is NOT YOUR DADDY'S LUNA! (You've been warned) and other characters will act in ways rarely seen. This story also has all sorts of nasty things in it. If you have DELICATE SENSIBILITIES then don't be shocked if squicky things happen.

Harry Potter and Hogwarts U: How would canon be affected if Harry entered Hogwarts at 18 rather than eleven? Big changes, quite AU, different sortings and a more realistic take on JKR's world where people actually act their age. (i.e. drink, smoke, have sex, join fraternities, live off campus and the like)

Harry Potter and the Trickster's Gambit: A reboot of the now dead fic, HP and the Order of the Stag. What if the Power Voldemort knows not of has a far older genesis? This is a evil Dumbledore story whose ship is unclear though leaning at least some HP/LL elements. If you can't take a story dealing with gender issues, gender identity and stuff like that, don't even bother.

Harry Potter and the Thin Blue Line: The prototype “post-Hogwarts” fic for me. A magical cop drama where we see Harry as a Hit-wizard working for MI-7. A suspicious death sets him off on a mission to find out what is going on with his new partner, forensic pathologist DMLE Agent Morag MacDougal, MD. A lot of how I see the post-Hogwarts world will be defined in this fic.

Paging Dr. Bell: Dr. Katherine Bell, famous wizarding psychologist, has been asked to tell her account of her (mostly unknown) contributions to the defeat of Voldemort for the 15th anniversary of the event. An AU take of things told mostly from Katie's view. See how she helped Harry and Hermione learn to love each other so Harry will have the power Voldemort knows not. Mostly a fluffy/lemony/romantic take.


: Here are some things which are found in almost all of my fics. They are my fanon, if you will.

Spells: It may seem a bit OCD but I cannot stand JKR's faux Latin spells because she has too many false friends and often throws in non Latin. If spells are going to be Latin stick with Latin. Thus I have changed many canon spells. For example I have switched this to lectiomension. Read HP and the Rejected Path's first chapter author's notes to find out why. It's all there. Plus I have an MS-Excel spreadsheet available on my Yahoo group (zArkham's Asylum) which has all the spells, what they mean and what canonical spell (if any) they represent. I realize this is a bit off-putting for many of you but it was something which constantly bugged me as I created new spells and wanted more consistency

Character Ages: Why aren’t there any pre-Hogwarts magical training? Because the kids have to be closer to puberty so their magic can grow with their bodies as they transition into adulthood. Therefore First Years start at age 12 (given this is the average age a male hits puberty). Thus all characters birthday’s are backed up a bit. I am in the process of changing all of my stories to reflect this. In Hogwarts U, all of the adults will be seven years or so older as well. So while Harry might have still be born in 1980, obviously James and Lily had to be born earlier to allow them to get through most (if not all) of school before having Harry.

When Harry Saved Fleur: Harry saves Fleur from the vines as shown in the movie version of task. Also in most of my fics, I like the movie version of Harry versus the Horntail to include the scene where we find Ron knew about the dragons but didn’t have the balls to go directly to Harry.

Black is Black: In my fics, Andromeda is the oldest daughter and not Bellatrix. Also in my fics Narcissa also has the black hair with a patch of white like you see in the films. As will be seen, however, because of how I see wizards and witches aging differently than Muggles , Helen McCrory is shown too old to be Narcissa. (Her mother might look like her but not Narcissa) More about Narcissa in later a/n and chapters. A good photo example to work with is Andromeda looks like Monica Bellucci. Thus Bellatrix and Tonks also look a lot like her.

Divination Changes: While not seen in most fics (generally since I don’t start that early in the series) my view of magic and the Harryverse in general means there is a big change in how divinations is done. So for stories like Paging Dr. Bell or other fics where this change really doesn’t affect canon too much, here are some basic changes.

  1. Divinations: A mandatory class for everyone third year. However the class is broad in scope and is taught in conjunction with Sinestra and Vector on a rotating basis. The class is mandatory given how divinations relates to Runes and Arithmancy.
  2. Arithmancy: Basically magical math and numerology. However as anyone who knows a bit about magic, anything with ‘mancy’ means it’s about divination. So again one has to have a basic understanding of divination to take this class even if the “math” is being used less for divination and more for something like spell creation.
  3. Runes: In most fics (and in fantasy) runes are used to create permanent items and power sources. However this obscures the fact that runes are also a form of divination. My wife, in fact, is a very accomplished rune caster. So like arithmancy, while runes are used in other ways, divinations is a requirement.
  4. Astronomy: I see this class being a requirement in years 1 and 2 only. Afterwards, astronomy is more of an adjunct to other classes. So those in arithmancy, for example, might in their fourth year have to start taking some additional nights with Professor Sinestra as follow-up to their arithmancy class. However it can be taken as a full elective but this is done usually by people who are going to go into fields where the magic is very sensitive so you really have to know your celestial influences.

Obviously in fics with this Hermione wouldn’t have walked out of divinations as she did in canon. However my version of Trelawney is more focused and the first divinations class is also more in-depth. It is obvious that JKR had no concept of divinations past the general “gypsy reading your tea leaves” concept.



A lot of things have been going on in our culture regarding women’s rights and what seems to be an increase in awareness of how much a rape culture we have. I’ve actually been very tempted to pull almost all of my stories. Why? Because in many ways they play into a lot of the crap which feeds crimes against women. It was not my intent nor do I condone what people might read into my work. However it's there and I have to deal with it. I feel that any rationalization I give will be just that; a rationalization. Yet I rarely get many women (or men) complaining. Is it because I have few women reading my stories? I don't know. I do know that I will continue to try to have reasons for what characters do even if it does look like I'm just giving an excuse for my writing.

I honestly don't know what to do. When one is hyper-alert about certain things, everything is suspect. You can argue for and against almost anything. So I will continue to try and make my writings palatable and not another thing which keeps women down. I know I'm probably failing already but I'm at a point where I can argue to go forward, to go back and to just give up. Right now in my life, I've given up too many times. I am committed to finishing what I started. I hope you all will continue to give your feedback and allow me to respond. I also know that some of you will just hate what I write and I'm trying to do better with trigger warnings. Many people feel these are stupid but if anything, I know about triggers and how things which fly by others can make others very uncomfortable and bring back bad memories.

Do not be surprised if I go back and make some changes especially in cases where there is rape or attempted rape. In the past, I've made comments about using them to drive the story, but after watching such things from feminstfrequency regarding the Damsel in Distress trope, I find I cannot defend that action as easily anymore. Please respect this decision if my changes make you feel the story to be not to your liking.

If anything I am reminded that I'm breaking one of my own rules. I have decried how often TV shows and movies take an easy path when with a little thought, a way could be made to make things work. The transporters of Star Trek are my biggest peeve. If the writers had given a little more thought, they could have avoided so much of the issues the transporters bring up. The biggest being it is hard to have tension when you can simply be beamed away. So while I stand by my scene in Son of a Marauder, I would not use (even if I was so inclined) to have Luna's weirdness come about due to a sexual assault or something like that. Killing a loved one or rape is the easy out to give characters motivation.

In short, I cannot please everyone but I cannot just say, "I can only please myself" because I am part of a bigger whole and if many of us individually please ourselves without regard to others, then nothing gets done in the way of change. I will try to be better but I can only try. I have my own issues I'm trying to work out through my writings so I have that to contend with...even if that also feels like a rationalization.


PET PEEVES IN FICS: In no certain order and sometimes with little reason why

1. "Just call me Harry": Maybe it is my early SCA influence but I HATE THIS! There is a time and place for informality. Harry is ENGLISH. I 'm not saying this makes him a stuck up prig but the English are somewhat famous for being up on protocol. While Harry might not feel special, he probably also wouldn't want to go against the grain by protesting. If someone important like Director Ragnok calls him Lord Potter, I just can't see him saying, "Oh just call me Harry!" - This strikes me as a American sort of thing; tearing down of the caste system and all that. I can see Harry potentially doing this, but in most situations it comes across all wrong.

2. Names: I hate when people try to be cute like having 'Lois Lane' be a reporter for the Daily Prophet. That and I dislike it when fics seem to use a random name generator for their fics. It comes out sounding wrong. JKR had a certain type of names she used so it comes out sounding off when that format isn't used.

3. "Hi, you don't know me...": Harry's year has about 40-45 students in it. They live in a castle for nine months out of the year. They have shared classes with every other house. So even with the House system, I cannot stand the idea that someone like Susan Bones can introduce herself like Harry has NEVER met her before. While I may not have been on great terms with most people in my class in school (which was around 35 students) I certainly knew who they were. It's like in canon where Luna suddenly appears like Athena out of Zeus' head. I seriously doubt someone like Luna wouldn't be the talk/gossip around Hogwarts with the way she acts. Of course except for people in Quidditch and Percy and the Twins, HP and Co never seem to interact with anyone higher than their year; it's like they don't exist.

4. "Oh are you infested with (insert weird animal here)”: As a HP/LL shipper (mostly) I have a soft spot for Luna. However so many fics cannot have her open her mouth without spouting off about some weird critter. It's almost as bad with Neville. He's like Aquaman, invisible unless there is water around...or in Neville's case something to do with Herbology. JKR made her characters enough of stereotypical caricatures without all of us going one step further. Hell, just like Star Trek she color coded everyone so we knew what stereotype was which.

5. Full about, 180 degrees: While I enjoy reading and writing “I’m mad as hell” type stories, far too many fics have Harry or other characters suddenly have massive shifts in their personalities or actions. While yes it makes sense that after the fight in the Ministry we can expect some changes but so many promising fics are ruined because the change is so night/day. Maybe the author doesn’t want to take the time developing things.


NON-HP FIC RELATED PEEVES: Just some things to probably avoid when reviewing or posting on my Yahoo group.

1. No Reply Possible: People who leave reviews but have their account set to where I can't reply to them. Honestly people, if you going to leave a comment let me respond to your comments, questions or complaints!

2. Lazy Fans: People on forums who are so lazy they can't do a Google search and therefore are always cluttering up HP forums with, "Link Please!" In the time it took to write that, you could have found it yourself! Do you want us to wipe your bum while we're looking up something for you? Sheesh!

3. Non-Constructive Critics: Telling me you like or dislike a chapter doesn't give me much to work with. What didn't you like or dislike? I am not an ogre and I've changed certain elements due to reviewer feedback and have come up with some really great ideas writing back and forth with reviewers. Plus don't bother saying “Awaiting more” as a review as going through reviews takes time; time I could be writing more!

4. Impatient Shippers: People who expect their ships right up front are irritating. Ever heard of something called patience and letting a story develop? I'm sure these people speed date at well. =[

5. Text Speak: While on one hand I appreciate taking your time to write a review presumably on a device without a keyboard, I am an old school, dinosaur type of guy. In other words, "ur txt speak makes u sound dumb 2 me" – I often feel like not responding to those types of reviews. However my wife has pointed out many people outside of the U.S. use it when English is not their primary language. Doesn't mean I have to like it though.

6. Guest Reviews: Why? Because I can count on one hand (and not use my thumb) the number of guest reviews which have been positive. If you don't have enough love of the medium to create a profile so we can take you seriously then troll someone else. I have, however, finally turned off the guest review function so hopefully this won't be a problem anymore.

7. TL;DR: Seriously F*k Off. Have you emailed George R. R. Martin and done the same? How about the ranting at Tolkein's heirs for the great walls of text one can find in the Lord of the Rings? I'm not anywhere in their league but if you can't read more than a few sentences at a time, please step away from the computer and keep quiet. It's one thing to have legitimate complaints about a format which makes it hard to read on a computer or tablet, it's another to be blatantly say you couldn't be bothered to actually read what an author has to say.

8. Sense of Entitlement: One issue I've noticed with serialization is too many reviews seem to think that the venue which allows them to interact with the author (i.e. me) gives them some sort of right to demand this or that. This sense of entitlement then makes them feel angry when I write my story the way I want to. I enjoy interacting with my readers and I've gotten a lot of great ideas and feedback from them. However, as I said, these are my stories and if you are so desperate to have this ship or this plot device then write one yourself!



I've stressed a lot because I find myself wandering from one story to another. After discussing it with my wife (also a writer) I've gotten to the point where I'm not going to worry about it. I will finish all my stories. I just find that my style of writing is such that I need to write what I'm excited about. I put of writing on my first fic, Harry Potter and the Order of the Stag, for more than a year. I then started working on it again. Of course I quickly realized that I probably wasn't going to finish it. However many of the issues I finished made its way into current fics and most probably future fics. So yes, for you the reader, I understand your pain because I have favorite authors who I wish would quit working on stories when the story I want is left untouched. However, since no money is being made off this, I have to do what is the most enjoyable to me.

Also it is important to know of a certain writing style I use. When a character says something and I put a single quotes then it means either the word was said with a sarcastic emphasis or the person made air quotes and I don't want to interrupt the flow of the narrative by writing that bit out. Here are two examples.

"So then Ginny sits down and 'accidentally' bumps into Harry" -- Here the word accidentally is said sarcastically.

"Oh so are you can Hermione going to go 'study' now?" Katie said with a smirk. -- Here the word study is probably accompanied by air quotes even as it is emphasized.

In either case, it is intended to show emphasis of some kind and probably means the word isn't to be taken in its usual connotation.


MY YAHOO GROUP = - Be sure to say why you want to join or I'll think you’re a spam-bot! Also, right now the amount of original content is mostly story ideas, my musings, polls and obviously the message forum where I broach ideas to the group. I do intend to write original content just for there. Not sure when that will happen but I've plans for it. A lot of discussion here directly impacts how my stories turn out.

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A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 752,816 - Reviews: 7582 - Favs: 7,390 - Follows: 8,470 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,128 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 31009 - Favs: 17,476 - Follows: 14,930 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,655 - Reviews: 4438 - Favs: 6,913 - Follows: 7,487 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 5,678 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4371 - Favs: 5,366 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,404 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10708 - Favs: 6,135 - Follows: 5,543 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5063 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 5,192 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,440 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 6,122 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 5,721 - Follows: 6,243 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Things We Do For Love by James Spookie reviews
Harry become enamored with Daphne Greengrass and decided that she is the one for him. What will he do to melt the Ice Queen's heart, and will she ever return his feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,141 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 5,197 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,648 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,346 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Of Time and the Snorkack by Wrexscar reviews
One moment you are 27 the next 9 again . What would you change after all everyone lived happily ever after didn't they? No pairings. A Luna Lovegood time travel tale. Read authors notes at the end of chapter 1. This leads into The Time of Consequences, consequences is abandoned. Consider this a dead fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,736 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Luna L., Harry P.
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 5,926 - Follows: 4,087 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 268 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of Light by Darth Marrs reviews
Where the hell is Harry now? Third in the Harem Series begun by HP and the Four Founders and continued in Forever Mage. How will Darth Vader and the Emperor deal with a wizard born long ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 238,517 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leia O., Harry P. - Complete
She Who Hesitates by pettybureaucrat reviews
AU 6th Year. Harry and Luna kiss after Slughorn's party and become a couple, exploring their feelings and sexuality to the ultimate conclusion. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 135 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 411 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 6,701 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Lion's Roar by James Spookie reviews
The final in the Lion's Trilogy. Dumbledore has died and left Harry one final task. With Daphne, Hermione and Neville at his side, Harry intends to end the war started the night his parents were killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,847 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,941 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,313 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B.
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4430 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lion's Pride by James Spookie reviews
Sequel to The Lion Tamer. After Ron's death, Harry and company face their sixth year at Hogwarts. Trained by Dumbledore, will they unlock the secret in how to defeat Voldemort? Rated m for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,051 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,840 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 293 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Soul Thief by Walter Sobchak reviews
5 Years after defeating Voldemort, a simple error of judgment leads to catastrophe for Harry Potter. Hermione has to battle to reclaim her dearest friend and Harry must uncover the conspiracy that threatens them all in order to save a once bitter enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,713 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 6,638 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3867 - Favs: 7,579 - Follows: 4,046 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 7,920 - Follows: 7,621 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8271 - Favs: 16,096 - Follows: 6,763 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 499 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4866 - Favs: 5,298 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 13,528 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 303 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: comic smut. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,531 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Vanilla by danieljgrant reviews
Ron storms out. Hermione's devastated. What Harry should have done in DH after Ron left, and the aftershocks of the shifting feelings between Harry and Hermoine. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,505 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4293 - Favs: 8,631 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Tangled Up in Green by Poetheather1 reviews
Drakken has done it this time and Shego has quit. However, the villain has to confront the one person she wanted to avoid, Kim Possible. Will even Kim listen to what she has to say and where will they go from there. M for adult themes and content. KIGO
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,801 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 4,778 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 319 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5466 - Favs: 10,584 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Quest by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Starting right after HBP, Harry begins the journey to the final confrontation with the help of his friends. HL RHr but not a big part of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,202 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 7,285 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 6,554 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Must Be Approved By Crookshanks by Plumgirl reviews
EPILOGUE POSTED! Hermione maybe successful and thriving, but she still hears her biological clock ticking. Being one of the only few women her age to still be single, Hermione takes drastic measures that Crookshanks is determined against…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,070 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Rejected Path reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 357,550 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 5,069 - Follows: 5,698 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and The Trickster's Gambit reviews
After the fight in the DoM, Harry begins to realize that his fight against Voldemort isn't what it seemed. Indeed it's merely one part in a much larger war and that he is a chess piece to more than just Dumbledore. Of course finding out Lily only bore him but wasn't his actual mother just makes Harry's life even more interesting! (Lots of Norse Theology) No Ship at Present
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Millicent B.
Bowling For Hogwarts reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pernicious Story Bunnies reviews
A collection of drabbles, test-of-concept chapters, and initital chapters of story bunnies I may write someday. Either that or I've written them down to get them out of my head so I can focus on my current stories. Many are cross-overs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,574 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Harry P.
Paging Dr Bell reviews
The 15 year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat is near so Luna is writing the behind the scenes look at what the 'power He knew not' was all about. She turns to Dr. Bell, famous psychologist, for her unique view of the B-W-L. Year 1 onwards w/future perspective. Harry/Multi due to House needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,568 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Katie B.
Harry Potter and Hogwarts U reviews
What if Hogwarts had to wait to start till student's were 18 when their magical cores matured? With magicals going to the Saint Schools for primary/secondary, they have a big lead on the Muggleborn in everything but magic. Follow Harry as he leaves Stonewall behind to enter into Magic where the rules seems stacked against the Muggleborn/raised. AU with alternative sortings. Harry/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,796 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Price of Victory reviews
The real world has consequences. The real world does not have a Disney ending. Real horrors live on after the quest is completed, the villain defeated and one has ridden off into the sunset. With these horrors comes nightmares and paranoia which can lead to the unthinkable. The Wizarding world has a habit of ignoring problems. This habit leads to tragedy. (Character Death)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Son of a Marauder reviews
Dumbledore is dead and the Golden Trio are being chased through London by Death Eaters. Yet while catching they catch their breath at Grimmauld Place, Harry stops to really think about his life and all the odd questions he previously brushed off. Has he ever been in control of his life? Harry decides to start thinking for himself and become a true son of a Marauder. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,209 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Thin Blue Line reviews
It's 2012, 20 years after the end of the Second Voldemort War, and things seem quiet. Maybe too quiet. However 'Hardcore Hit-Wizard' Harry doesn't care. After dealing with the Ministry during the Olympics he just wants some down-time, some booze and a shag or four. Yet grievances from the first war have festered into a new danger for Harry and the world. Cop Drama - Harry/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,203 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P., Morag M.
A Different Path reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dido Chronicles reviews
Follows Harry from having to face down Voldemort to years in the future. Harry tries to come to grips with his on/off relationship with Hermione as well as other women in his life. Each chapter based on a Dido song. Expansion of and contains Ginny's In India Now - Harry/Multi [Warning: Long time between updates!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Born This Way reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ginny's In India Now reviews
A Harmony song-fic. Ginny has left Harry as she travels to India for Quidditch fame. At a Bones' ball, Hermione catches up with her oldest friend. Hermione finds herself seeing things in Harry she'd never seen before. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete