Cannah and AmmieTheEvilTwins
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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, Shake It Up!, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Cannah- i am a magical unicorn and i love the name Jim

"Acceptance is the first step on the route to recovery"- Cannah

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown

Ammie- Shes a magical unicorn Im a magical ostrich and i love the name bob

"Live Life and Love the way you Live it" - Ammie

"Crying makes everyone fell bad, But when you smile, you light up the world" - Ammie

Colors of the Olympian gods and goddesses

Apollo- yellow

Artemis- silver

Hermes- orange

Aphrodite- pink

Hera- white

Zues- sky blue

Poseiden- ocean blue

Hephaestus- gold

Ares- red

Dionysus- purple

Athena- light blue

Hades- black

Demeter - light gold

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbo?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

37 Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Done By Cannah

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

However, when Mendel crossed purebred tall and purebred short pea plants, the offspring were all tall. - my science book =)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My mom's laptop

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Good Luck Charlie

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:12

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:10

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom and her friend talking

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

5 minutes ago, to bring my baby brother back outside

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Pixidust Quetzal's profile

9. What are you wearing?

my school uniform- white socks, a plaid skirt, and a white polo shirt =(

10. Did you dream last night?

No

11. When did you last laugh?

10 minutes ago - my mom and her friend conversing (it's hilarious watching my mom interact with her friends because she's so un-mom like)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Family pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My two-year-old brother watching Brainy Baby

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's cool

15. What is the last film you saw?

Cirque de Freak: The Vampire's Assistent

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

chocolate, books, pringles, and goldfish crackers

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

My three obsessions are goldfish crackers, pringles, and the Harry Potter series

18. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Abigal or Anastasia

19. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Zachary

Boys

Boys are like trees ... they take 50 years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies ... useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Why did god create men before women ... because you have have a first draft before you make the masterpiece

This is what I believe being a Christian means. Please copy and paste this if you agree:

When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'

I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'

When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.

I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.

I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.

I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.

My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.

I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.

When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,

I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!

Some examples of why the human race has probably come so far (note the sarcasm). You know, not all people have IQ points of forty-five. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Dang it! My dream-self is going to miss fixing her hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What the heck is THAT supposed to mean? And, besides...I use soap for sensitive skin!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But...the box said that it was JUST a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Besides...whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(shakes head We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could just stop 5 year-olds from hijacking cars and using forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No, really?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(OK...? Something obviously went wrong in the translation...I hope!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(In other words, don't use if floating in outer space)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Nuts are fine, but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid BIG bucks to write this one. Wow, two sentences! 'You're a big kid now!' applause)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise both hands if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, go ahead! Just destroy children's dreams left and right!)

On a booklight box at Wal-Mart: great to use while sleeping (My dream-self can now catch up on all the reading material she's been missing.)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”

Watson said: "I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a moment: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? - What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a moment then spoke: "Someone has stolen our tent." (This is for those of us who think so hard that we miss the simple things in life. I'm guilty!! Are you?)


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Facing Destiny by BanAnaRaIn reviews
Harry, Cherry and Annie the Potters secret children have gone missing after they were neglected by Lily and James in favour of Vanessa the mistaken GWL. Soon after Neville, Ginny, Ron and Hermione also disappear. 11 years later they show up again. R&R
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Broken Bow Book 3: Counterpart by Xed Alpha reviews
The son of Artemis meets his match and in the process is forced to juggle married life, an old flame, some interfering gods and a mission to prevent the total collapse of the universe. So, yeah... An average day for Armani. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis - Complete
The Serpent Court by whitetigerwolf reviews
During the summer after Sirius' death, Harry discovers some things about His mother and Hermione. A/U DarkHarry, DarkHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,177 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lupian by The HP and Twilight lover reviews
When Sirius ponders his sexuality, he finds no currently existing category in which he fits... So what do one do? RLSB slash of course, but mostly mentions of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Now That I'm Home by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Since her parents' divorce 4 years ago, Bella has been living with Renee who forbid her from seeing her father. When Renee dies, she is sent to live with Charlie and finally becomes a part of the world she was unknowingly born into. Not ExB! ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,265 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Sam
Cat or Dog Person? by ilfreitas reviews
James is certain that Remus is a cat person. Sirius disagree. What does he find out when he goes ask him? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Broken Bow Book 2: Shadows of the Hunt by Xed Alpha reviews
Condemned to the insanity of Camp Half-Blood. Armani is swept up in an infuriating world of curious deities, resentful half-bloods, prophecies of doom and ghosts from the past. Why can't people leave him alone? Beta by Shrrgnien. Veritas OC Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,843 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis - Complete
The Fourth Daughter by iHeartParamore reviews
What if Tevye's fourth daughter, Shprintze, had fallen in love too? What if she met her own Russian to fall in love with? Is being Jewish while her love is Russian reason to live unhappy? Will she make the same choice as Chava?
Fiddler on the Roof - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Pillow Fight by Hobster reviews
SBRM Remus walks back into his dorm room in the middle of the night hoping that no one would be awake so he could sneak away and not bother his friends anymore. Sirius catches him, and well, they ended up kissing. It's not too bad after all. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
15 questions by The HP and Twilight lover reviews
Moony would never have guessed what an innocent game of "20 questions" would lead to when the not so innocent, hormone-ruled Sirius Black pulled the triggers! RLSB slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Baby Werewolves by PumpkinSparks8616 reviews
Remus Lupin had the worst luck, if a prank was going to go wrong it would always be him who was affected. Follow the Marauders as shrinking charm goes wrong and he is turned into a five year old. How will they cope with the toddler? RLSB but not until Remus is turned back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sandy Holmes and Her Issues by Super Jammin Carrot reviews
When Sandy discovers her gift of seeing through the Mist, she's not sure what to do. For starters, though, she's going to pull some strings, get what she wants, and do something no mortal has ever done... Story is better than this!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Grover
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer of the Stone by Ryan735 reviews
This starts out with Harry at a young age he has no idea so his power is beyond anyone's imagination for a kid his age. Nicholas Flamel helps train him as well. Before finishing this story i decided I didn't like it so DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Nicolas F. - Complete
The Mirror Of Erised by katie-elise reviews
Remus stumbles upon the Mirror of Erised, but is he ready to acknowledge his deepest desire? Sirius/Remus Now with Sirius' side of the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
And where is my cattle? by Demigods-4one reviews
This is the story of Hermes when he stole Apollo's cattle
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Hermes, Apollo - Complete
Not Your Average Potter Man by tinybee reviews
Not all Potter men like redheads. Harry tells his friends why he is in love with Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Tears I Cry by rubyremembrance reviews
My tears stung my cheeks, the salt prominent. I knew somebody could see me, and I knew that I wouldn't be able to hide the water running down my face. But I didn't care. He left me for her. My daughter. "Percy..." I whispered. Olympian Challenge Response!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Percy J., Athena - Complete
Wanna bet? by The HP and Twilight lover reviews
Sirius gets a new obsession. Nothing has changed; he's still the happy, mischievous pup that we all love, so you could all guess that this doesn't go too well... for a start! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ravenclaw Rejects: Book Three by darkpanda of angels reviews
The triwizard cup is at Hogwarts, Harry is chasing after Tonks, Colin is chasing after Luna, and George and Miki are going out? A new year with Luna as his best friend proves to be interesting with romance thrown into the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
As The Sister of Harry Potter by IcamaneHatake reviews
...life is difficult. Jennifer Potter engages in a juggling act of keeping her younger brother alive, love, fighting evil, and friends. School is, easily, the last thing on her mind. GOF & OOTP. Prequel to The Last Fight. First edit complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 97,254 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - OC, Cedric D. - Complete
Aquila Black My life is Shrouded in Secrets by the.girl.with.blonde.hair reviews
When Sirus Black was carted off to Azkaban he left his two year old daughter behind. In the publics eyes she was brutaly murdered by him just before he killed Pettigrew. However this disturbing lie was to protect her identity, for the future...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Draco M., OC
Smiles and War by MizJade reviews
Fred Weasley wasn't smiling. That's how I knew something was wrong. Because Fred wasn't smiling. And there's something really wrong with the world when Fred Weasley didn't know how to smile anymore. Second in Grace Prewitt one-shot series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 470 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
A Cinderwolf Story by uniqueimperfection reviews
Leah Clearwater thought her life could not be more miserable. Her father passed away, High school mean girls, a job at a diner on top of being the only female wolf. Life was not going great. But when she meets an online friend things begin to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,209 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Leah, Jasper
Ravenclaw Rejects: Book Two by darkpanda of angels reviews
Living with a escaped prisoner during the summer, sneaking around with the Weasley twins, and a surprising revelation about family is in for Harry in this book about his second year at Hogwarts with Luna as his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Behind These Eyes by PuncturedQuill reviews
Kat Metcalf was blind,has been since birth, and it’s always set her apart. For five years at Hogwarts she’s managed to be invisible, no one even knew she existed. Now the one person she doesn’t want to pay attention to her can’t seem to stay away.OC/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,781 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Creators by Batsutousai reviews
When their Creators return, their world shall be remade.' Four children hold the fate of the Wizarding World in their un-tried hands. FOUNDERS FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,949 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
Why me? by Hale-to-the-Ya reviews
Logan is a werewolf, and the newly adoptive daughter of Remus Lupin. She loves the new people she has met, but wishes she wasn't putting so much hardship on them. Logan vows never to fall in love, but Fred thinks otherwise. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Fred W., Remus L.
Unforgettable by Sweet Anonymity reviews
Tony's used to being forgotten. But not everyone forgets. ::Young Tony::
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4335 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Socks by Abiko reviews
What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Albus D., Ariana D. - Complete
The Ravenclaw Rejects: Book One by darkpanda of angels reviews
Coming to Hogwarts a year later makes Harry have a different best friend...Luna Lovegood. What changes come about because of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Of Cereal and Arguments by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
What was Nico doing when he was in the Underworld in TLO? A little oneshot glimpses into a normal, dysfunctional-family breakfast and into that part of his life. Just a bit of drabble. Read and review, please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
Harry and the Founding of Happiness by teddylonglong reviews
Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,269 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Helga H., Salazar S. - Complete
Starlight by DecemberOfDying reviews
My name is Scarlett. I am fourteen years old. I am the product of two unbelievable creatures. The mythical God Hedes, and a Star named Evangeline. And I was sentenced to death at birth. Reason? The Gods say it's my existence. Slight crossover to Stardust.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hades
I Smiled by readersdigest reviews
I smiled- The gang finds out just how smart Tony is, but what effect will it have on the team's dynamics? Will it work out or fail miserably? Tony-centric.Abby, Duck, Gibbs, Kate and McGee.UPDATED AT LAST! SORRY n n
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fight against Fate by Amberile reviews
In a freak accident, during the ultimate battle, 21 year old Harry is send back through time and space to that fateful day on Halloween. This is the story about Harry’s desperate fight against Fate to save his friends and this new world he is now in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Timeless by Keep 'On Rocking reviews
Bella, Emmett and Jasper have never paid much attention to History class. But if someone told them that they’d go back to 1918, meet new friends and even fall in love. I bet they would have. Canon Pairing AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Child of the Phoenix by tc22 reviews
AU: Voldemort never finds out Lily is pregnant so is unable to mark Harry as his equal. However complications with his birth leave Harry anything but normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 4,112 - Follows: 621 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Magus Emissarius by ArchMagusNorth reviews
AU Harry Potter is created by Magic itself in the line of Peverell to bring balance on planet Earth. He is Quiet, mistaken to be autistic, but dangerous when needed, and is One of two candidates for "Chosen One" along with his twin sister. Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,193 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by x-aj-x reviews
Hermione wakes up on Christmas morning, only to be led on a scavenger hunt by her husband, reliving their most important moments. What’s waiting for her at the end? Hermione/Charlie. Written for the Twin.Exchange SS Gift Exchange for JackMyles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Accepting Defeat by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Mrs Weasley is determined to pair Hermione with a Weasley, any Weasley. Eventually it takes Fred and George to step in and save the day. Winner of the Twin Exchange September 2008 Challenge. FredHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
CafPow's and Younger Men by Tarafina reviews
Tony goes to visit his favorite genius, only to get a big surprise. :Tony/Abby:
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
It Started with a Name by A.M. Foxe reviews
Malfoys don't befriend bloodtraitors, let alone fall in love with them. Too bad Echo Malfoy did when she met the Weasley twins. What happens when defiance turns into a race to live? She has to make a choice: love or family? Could she possibly choose both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,043 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - George W., OC - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
effingereimagus by mathmans reviews
A retelling the Harry Potter series. Harry has one magical ability that is used correctly he will become the most accomplished wizard of all. Harry/Tonks AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,851 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
Faces by Resonance and d reviews
People often ask to see Tonks' real face. No one seems to understand that she doesn't have one. Slightly AU, gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2008 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Draconic Protégé by LittleDragonOfTruth reviews
INDEFINITE HAITUS, See Profile/ After being declared an apprentice to the Dark Lord, he's thrown in Azkaban. Though, that doesn't explain the presence of an unknown black dragon appearing in Romania just days after Harry Potter escapes from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Elves and Vampires? by P3xWhatever reviews
What if Harry never made it to the Dursleys? What if Harry was pronounced dead because Hagrid never found him? and What if Harry wasn't a boy. . . now that's something to think about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P., Harry P.
More Than Love by WeasleyForMe reviews
Charlie has the ring, now he just needs to ask the question. Charlie/Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Tough day at the office by Lady Zymurgy reviews
Fenrir come home after a tough day at work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Fenrir G. - Complete
What Do We Do Now by momma-dar reviews
How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley's when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,916 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 169 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Origins: A Young Remus Lupin Story COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Remus Lupin is admitted to Hogwart's where he finds friends and enemies as he struggles to keep the secret that he is a werewolf safe. Now HBP & DH compliant. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,022 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Origins: A Young Severus Snape Story COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
The story of the whole of Severus Snape's first year at Hogwart's with the young Marauders & future Death Eaters. Told entirely from Snape's POV. Now HBP and DH compliant. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 92,661 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
The Marauders Babysitting by nukagirl reviews
The Marauders want to make some money so start a babysitting service. their first job is to babysit the Weasley kids. What will happen when they are left in charge of 5 little kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Training Sirius by The Werewolf Mage reviews
James tries to teach Sirius simple dog tricks. Sounds simple, right? Maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fred and George Meet the Marauders by cowsquashmelon reviews
OneShot.In POA, when they give Harry the Marauder's Map, Fred and George said that they owed the Marauders so much. What happened when they found out that Sirius and Remus were Moony and Padfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/3/2005 - George W. - Complete
To Find A Family by Nox Noctis Angelus reviews
NonSlash, Set after Ootp. Manipulated!Harry BiologicalFather!Sirius Manipulative!Dumbledore Uncle!Remus Harry descovers that Dumbledore has been keeping secrets from him, such as the fact that James Potter was not his father, and that there is a way to sa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
On the Other Side of a Smile by FannyT reviews
Thw twins are always laughing, never showing weakness or pain. Yet they, too, have been touched by the war. And there is one young Auror who watches them, wishing that they would once just once let themselves be helped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/1/2005 - George W., N. Tonks - Complete
The Power Within by grand admiral chelli reviews
After the events of OOTP, Harry has had enough. He turns in his wand, and says goodbye to the life he once knew. Six months later, the Founders show up claiming Harry is their heir. Harry is not pleased. Chapter 4 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P.
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Amulet of Time 4: There and Back Again by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. The time travellers are finally back home, older, wiser, and strong enough to bring down the Dark Lord. A few surprises face them as they enter their final year in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,128 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Amulet of Time 3: The Wolf and the Pelican by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. What happens when the four time travellers end up in 1975? What will Harry's parents think of him being in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,829 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amulet of Time 2: Two Worlds, Two Wars by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. This time, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are sent to wartorn Europe, 1943.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,027 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unknown and The Diaries by The Aussie Slytherin reviews
*Sight AU* Harry’s life at the Dursley’s isn’t as bad as people think. He has several Muggle friends. But Summer before 7th year Harry receives something of his mothers, and finds out an astonishing fact that will change his and Remus’s lives fore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,578 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Remus L.
Tell Us, Moony! by The Aussie Slytherin reviews
For the past five years, Moony has been threatening Sirius by saying, "Behave or James, Peter and the girls will meet Freddy." When Lisa finally snaps and demands to know who Freddy is, Sirius runs for the castle and returns with Jennie. Very amusing, ver
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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Cece, Rocky, and Harley LOVE TRIANGLE reviews
Cece and Rocky are best friends. they both like each other, but when Deuce's cousin, Harley, moves into the picture everything seems to change. WARNING: Rape; Abuse; and Pre Sex; possibly cussing
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - CeCe J., Rocky B.
It can't be reviews
Peeta's daughter is selected for the hunger games
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Story of Fate, Destiny, and the God of Thieves reviews
Bella wasn't really the pathetic little human that the Cullens thought she was, she's the most beloved goddess on Mount Olympus and with her power she'll be able to get over them real fast, right? Written by Cannah H/B
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Hermes
One Messed Up Family Reunion reviews
There's more Blacks than Jacob and Billy and they're about to find out who Written by Cannah
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Embry
James and Hermione Dumbledore reviews
What if James Potter had a twin? What if Dumbledore was actually his father and Minerva McGognell his mother? What then? Written by Cannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - James P., Hermione G.
Families Forever
Families forever is a twilight fanfiction By:Ammie and Cannah
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010