Poll: If BTAT was an 'open' harem which girl(s) would you like to have seen with Ichigo? Please vote honestly as it might be used in another fic...if I get around to it. Shaolin/Soifon and Senna are off the table as I'd probably use them anyway. Probably. So vote away! And just remember that highest doesn't necessarily mean it'll be used. It your guys opinion! Vote Now!
Author has written 4 stories for Sakura Wars, and Bleach.
Most amazing quote I have ever come across: "I silently give consent to dubious practices. I want that on a tee shirt!" - The Lauderdale; story removal forum
Hello world! Names Jeanluc (John luke) Ocasio (oh casio) and hopefully i'll be one of your providers of decent (hopefully (I_I)ii) ) fanfiction
Age: (Young) Adult
Occupation: College Student; busy with school but slowly adding unto stories when I find the time.
“Do you want peace? Then prepare for war!”
"Johnny, did you know that time keeps marching on? The coldest hour is the one comes just before the dawn. The Devil is back in Georgia, will you stand up to the test? Or will you let the Devil be the best?"..."Johnny are you practicing or will your hands grow cold? The Devil walks the land and play a fiddle made of gold. Can you hear the baby crying? Will he ever know that Devil wants his daddy's very soul?
- Johnny cash, The Devil went back to Georgia
"Ooooooh, save my soul! Losing control, when the bell tolls. Ohhhh, feed my soul! I'M. IN. CONTROL! When the bell tolls!"
- Symphony x, the turning.
Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are - a true Sayain!"
We at Ocasio industries live by the motto: 'It's not our fault if your around!'
Thank-you and have a nice day!
END OF ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!
Recent Freakin' Accomplishment!
Doing the best that I can, to make BTAT the best ever!
I've decided to continue writing FF. However I try to be a very fair reviewer in my opinion. I'll give you props when I think you've earned it and suggestions to help modify your story a bit. I am by no means going to be a beta reader/reviewer, but I'll gladly help a fellow writer out since hey they're the ones writing about my favorite couples, so I need to do my part!
Anime I like: Bleach, Shuffle, Negima!, Ergo proxy, naruto, Guren Lagann, Dragonball Z
Videogames I like: Persona 3, Persona 4, most Shin Megami tensei games, Ar tonelico 1 & 2, Call of duty World at War, Nazi f*cking Zombies!, Valkyria Chroncile, Fallout 3, SSF4
Ichigo Kurosaki: He reminds me of my older brother.
Hichigo: Hey he's right deep down we're not all that different from him. Humans are still animals. Plus he got a cool out fit.
Grimmjow: I don't know why...I just think he's cool.
Soifon: a ninja who can kill people in one or two hit(s) that awesome!
Tia Hallibel: Sharks are scary...now imagine a very attractive female shark that can still kill you.
(Tensa) Zangetsu: Let see a man with infinite knowledge turns into a younger rock-star version of himself...I'm sold.
Toshiro Hitsugaya: I can relate to him because honestly there are day I feel surrounded by idiots.
Aizen: I hate the guy's guts with a passion but I damn sure respect him for his intellectual prowess and plans.
Kenpachi Zaraki: Who doesn't like him?
Yachiru: I just wanna hug her so much...I'm sorry!
Hanataro Yamada: I kinda liked the kid. Sorta reminded me of myself.
Suzumebachi: I've never actually seen the filler but from what I saw on youtube she's spunky. Which leads me to believe that Soifon is secretly a Genki girl at heart (and considering how she looked and acted in the past yeah...) plus Suzumebachi tells her to get a boyfriend (right in her face! Talk about Courageous!) so that means She's either straight or hits for both teams which is alright in my book!
Goku: Yeah...goku. Saving the world since he was what 9 or something?
Vegeta:The most badass sayian princess who will not only beat the unholy shit outta you but also blow up the planet your on all the while listening to his theme song. Dunn...Dunn.Dunn..Dadunn.
Naruto: He's not to bad...I do feel bad for him though.
Zabuza: I still think he's a badass and he got killed off far too soon. RIP Zabuza
Tayuya: I like her too bad she got killed too quickly again. RIP Tayuya
Aishitaka: The cursed princess of the east who took down a f*ckin boar DEMON with his bow and arrow and won the heart of the wolf girl San and saved Iron town
San: The adopted daughter of the wolf GODDESS Moro, badass enough to be given the title mononoke-hime (Princess of vengeful spirits)
Devil May Cry
Dante: Devil May Cry wouldn't be the same.
Lady: My shipper senses are telling me to go up one...
Vergil: I like him...I don't know why...
Shinjiro Taiga: Leader of Star Division and true Samurai and he will devote his very soul to you!
Subaru Kujo: Subaru is on this list because Subaru wishes to be close to Shinjiro.
Roseita Aries: Refer to Yachiru.
Nobunaga Oda: Hey in my opinion the english verison had his accent say some like 'If you f*ck with me, I will chop your head off and feed you to the dogs!'
Welkin: He's got a nice hat, hair and cool tank.
Nadine: Reminds me of Soifon...this could have been her in human life.
Rosie: She the f*cking rivetter in that game.
Souji Seta: Banchou-dono! Kicking the asses of shadows, detectives and goddesses since 2009!
Yosuke Hanamora: Reminded of my friend mark.
Naoto Shirogane: she's pretty cool needed better skills though. Got amended in P4G!
Marie: She was pretty cool, shame that she didn't join the party.
Teddie: Other wise he'd still be a bear-y lonely bear
Nanako Dojima: Little Sister I wish i had. When she died I wanted to have souji rip some shit up!
Actually most characters from Persona 3, 4, devil survivor, and strange journey.
Vincent Law/Ergo Proxy: I can relate to him
Re-L Mayer: badass chick who kill proxys for a living
Pino: In my opinion I fell in love with pino's innocent a cute demeanor( the rabbit suit didn't help me). If I ever have a daughter I will ensure her first or middle name has pino.
Cod WaW NAzi Zombies
Tank Dempsey: Kaboom! America saves the day by nuking the shit out of zombies!
Nikolai: The question is "Is he a comedian who drinks or A drunk who's funny?" The world may never know...
Takeo Misaki: The one in the group who reminds us all "if you think your friends are bad get stuck with these guys"
Dr. Edward Rhictofen: Heil Ze Dokter haz come to Experiment!
Mr. Monkey: Hey he's cute AND useful!
Valkyrie Profile CotP
Wylfred: The only mortal to challenge a valkyrie, the gods and escape hell!
Ushio: Samurai are just awesome!
Ailyth: The cute maid/yandere lover of poor wyl.
Juri Han: It's because of her that I see Yandere in a new light...an attractive new light.
Ibuki: She was one of the first ninjas that got me to liking well ninjas! From POCKET FIGHTER!!!
Makoto: I admit to actually liking the tomboy characters.
Adon: I always thought he was cool in the 2-D sprite form, just wish he was a little nicer.
Uryu Ishida: Kind of an arrogant prick in the beginning but he did have his reasons in the end, so it's understandable
Genryusai Yamamoto: This guys in the middle ground because he strikes me as being truly heartless but good. FF is also divided between a good intentioned kind old man who has to do his job and the older version of Aizen if he reached his 70's.
Byakuya Kuchki: I get the whole following the law thing but you gotta be f*cked up in the head if you allow your sister to be EXECUTED for something like breaking a window and jay-walking. I get that his parent would want to follow the law (it was their dying wishes) but still I think your family would be a little more accepting given your situation.
Mayuri: I'm sorry he gives me f*cking nightmares like he's going to experiment on my rectal cavity!
Chizuru: I love lesbian (since I'm a guy) but I think she goes a bit too far and gives lesbians a bad name. Just my opinion.
Marechiyo Omeada: First of i'm poor and he's rich strike 1. He gets everything handed to him strike 2. Has absolutely no respect even for his captain (He F*ckin eats his crackers and has it drop on her hair. Seriously. Bad manners and she can kick his ass too! Total Idiot!) strike 3. If yoruichi's leaving didn't cause Soifon to be so cold, than this guy would at least have her hate every guy she met.
Yammy: Asshole. Straight up.
Danzo: F*ck Danzo! F*ck him to hell. and when he get's there tell Lucifer so you can string him up and light him on fire!
Sasuke Uchiha: I love my best friend mark he's awesome. I wouldn't shove a lightning fist into his chest the modern equivalent of shooting him in the head!
Sakura Haruno: If a female-friend did half the shit she did to me like she did to naruto. I would be restraining my fist at best/ ignoring her to beating the unholy shit outta her at worse.
Sosuke Aizen: I love to hate this man. That's why he's on both lists.
Gin Ichimaru: He does remind me of my self. Maybe that's why he's on here.
Pairing I ship/endorse
Bleach and Crossover:
Ichigo X Soifon/Shaolin Fon (My favorite couple. They just seem to balance and improve each other...plus their both very assertive meaning more hilarious misunderstandings.)
Ichigo X Hallibel
Ichigo X Tatsuki (I guess I like strong girls...guess it explains my weird shipping preferences)
Ichigo X Kukaku Shiba (Maybe I have a thing for dark haired beauties...)
Ichigo X Isane Kotetsu (I think she could learn how to be much braver because of Ichigo.)
Ichigo X Senna (Doing BTAT, has made me a little more enamoured with the pairing. Guess it happens to every author who works romance.)
Ichigo X Harem (so long as one of the above is in it...it's already in preference order)
Soifon/Shaolin Fon X Yoruichi (I support in terms of manga...I mean soifon deserves/earned it)
Naruto X Soifon/Shaolin Fon (I support in both family or couple relationship because he's the only one how could get away with messing with soifon and live)
Hanataro X Isane
Hanataro X Soifon/Shaolin Fon (I supported after reading Timid healer, Lethal Hornet)
Hanataro X Rukia
Toshiro X Momo
Naruto & Crossover:
Naruto X Tayuya (Their so similar loud and tough as nails)
Naruto X Shizune (2nd Fav after NaruTayu)
Naruto X FemHaku (Just like hinata, only more courageous and unique)
Naruto X Tsume (DAT MILF!)
Naruto X FemKybuiin
Naruto X Temari
Naruto X Kin (My dark haired beauties thing again...)
Naruto X Anko
Naruto X Kurenai
Naruto X Harem (again must contain one of above already in perferable order)
Naruto X Mileena
Naruto X Sheeva
Naruto X Li Mei
Shikamaru X Temari
Shikamaru X Ino (It's his genes speaking here...)
Aishitaka X San/Princess Mononoke (I loved the two and honestly thought they would get married in the end. It's a bit sad it's left ambigous of whether they dated/married.)
Welkin x Nadine (Crack pairing at it's best)
Cezary x Nadine (sheer comedy factor of the racist and the ever patient Darcsen)
Sakura Wars: So long my love:
Shinjiro Taiga x Subaru Kujo (yes. I admit I ship them. I strongly believe that Subaru really is a woman...at least in the english version)
Shinjiro Taiga/Subaru Kujo/Rosita Aries (this would be like the perfect little family in my eyes)
Souji Seta X Naoto Shirogane
Souji Seta X Harem (I.e any girl except nanako why? In the great words of abriged Ishizu "because shut up!")
Yosuke Hanamora X Chie Satonaka
Kanji Tatsumi X Yukiko Amagi
Kanji Tatsumi X Rise Kujikawa
Vincent Law X Re-L Mayor
Vincent/Re-L/Pino (the perfect family)
Wylfred X Ailyth (it's strangely attractive)
Devil survivor 1
MC X Amane
Devil survivor 2
MC X Io
MC X Fumi (OTP! The best in the story!)
MC X Makoto (The cute perverted swimming soldier!)
MC X Airi
MC X Harem
Ships that I don't see eye to eye with occasionally
Naruto x Hinata- Sweet girl yes but it's a little over-done in fanfic...but I let it slide because Kishimoto will probably have Naruto be killed or alone by the end of the manga since no one ever gets with there love intrests or at least lives to tell the tale about it.
Naruto/Sasuke- you'll notice no X, meaning in terms of Friendship. Only way I can see this happen is if Sasuke gets his head on straight and Naruto shows good signs of increased Intellegence more frequently.
Hinata X Kiba- I see it hard for Hinata to get over Naruto since she's been stalking him since day 1. I'll believe only if Naruto actually finds someone and he himself encourages Hinata to do the same.
Naruto X Shizune- Honestly I actually like the couple only problem is that Shizune would probably get killed really quickly against naruto's typical opponents I.E Garra, Sasuke, Itachi, Kisame. So she's kind of an out of the fight Character which would strike to me in terms of Fanfiction as being Sexist. I.E. Guys fight, Girls don't. Might be over thinking it.
Naruto X Koyuki Kazehana/Yukie Fujikaze - I really like the pairing but alas almost no one ever mention the valley of snow thing. It sucks but oh well...
Naruto X Ramen Girl Ayane- Well aside from the obvious that she only stays in one place it's also in a way crossing the line of incest. Hell Naruto been going to their Ramen stand since he had money, so their's already a family bond structure then just copy and pace Naruto X shizune problems here and you'll see my hesitance.
Sasuke X Tayuya- I'll be honest. I ship Naruto X Tayuya because they both compliment and balance each other out...so I'm placing this here for now to decide if it stays here or goes down a ship.
Ichigo X Rukia- Nothing against them but they already have a pretty good chance at being canon so i'll hold off since it's still undecided
Ichigo X Orihime- See above.
Kon X Harem- I haven't actually checked this out yet so I'll put it in the ambivalent category for now, since it could be potentionally funny.
Ships that in Fanfic I probably won't read
Sasuke X Harem- If this was the case, he'd have just taken the fangirls at the academy and called it a day seriously did you see some of them. Yes I don't like sasuke much but I won't mistreat him (I.E. Sasgay).
Naruto X Sakura- I'll be honest I'd rather read Naruto X someone else with Sakura bashing than this. I try to be a gentleman but the things she's done to him is just unforgivable. If my choice was between in Sasuke and Her in terms of redemption...I'd take Sasuke. So I'd only read IF sakura realizes what wrong with her and tries to change for the better.
Orochimaru X anyone- I'd sooner believe he raped the crap out of X then genuinely loved X. Only exception would be A father's wrath by Sayianwarrior200
Naruto X Tsunade- They really could pass for Mother/Son so it's a little creepy.
Sasuke X Sakura- Aside from the fact Sasuke already has apathy for Sakura, there also more beautiful women in comparison as well. Pretime Skip: Temari, Tayuya, Kin to name a few. and Post: Karin. I just don't see how sakura has a chance unless it's like pre-wave arc. Other-wise he'd have: 1) Flirted back with Temari after meeting Garra, 2) Left to go save Tayuya after breaking out, 3) Hit on and fluster Kin, and 4) just let Karin have her way.
Zabuza X FemHaku- I admit when I first saw the two of them together I thought they were boyfriend/girlfriend or Husband/Wife but now that I know the age difference it just too much. I love both character seperate or as a team but not romantically i'm sorry.
Yaoi- Not homophobic. It's just hard to picture and kind of roll with it considering most male characters have nosebleeds from women and not guys...so yeah.
MUST READ FANFICS:
These are some of the Fanfics I've found that I would like for you to check out. No seriously stop reading this and go checkout one of these stories (preferable all of them).
Most Recent updated version! As of 11/29/10
A mother's love beyond life and death
by Dracohalo117 & Agurra of the darkness
Note: If you don't feel any emotions after reading Ch. 7. In my opinion you are NOT worth the life you have!
Note: An interesting Semi-dark story you may like
Note: An interesting Naruto Bleach crossover that is beautifully done. I certainly hope he finishes
The Omnipotent Devil indulging Pacifism
By Houkaru Kisaragi
Note: A good read. Also it's written in british english. Meaning it's still readable just with a occasional 'huh?' moments
Students of the Snake
By brown phantom
note: has some leaf bashing, though for appropriate reasons...
A Father's Wrath
Persona 4 Five Years Later
Dream of Somwhere warm
Namikaze Sephiroth's Return
Note: A very interesting little tale.
Stories i'll read:
Really just about any story (so long as one of the characters I like are at least some what involved). For stories that involve bashing...well I suppose it depends on the character and if it's reasonable believable. I like harem stories so long as at least one of my favored girls is in it.
I'm still trying to break out of Death shut-down syndrome. What I mean is one of my favorite characters dies early or unhonorably, for example the story becoming vasto lorde in the first chapter Soifon dies which lead to shut down. I keep hearing about how amazing it is but every time I try to read it just can't. I hope to eventually be able to get over it. It's not the persons fault it's my own. I can live with the character being ignored for litterally the entire course of the fanfic but when they outright get killed I just I don't know. Hopefully I'll break out of it soon.
Cross-overs. I like them (or at least the ones i've read). Not sure if i've come across a bad one.
Alright up front I'm straight guy meaning I like yuri. Yaoi as long as I'm not forced to read it or if says a warning about like "hey this fic contains yaoi" I won't complain. I'm very open minded most guys like girl-on-girl, girls the opposite (again usually). So...Don't fucking complain about something if you have been clearly warned dumbasses! It like watching in idiot touch an electric fence and seem surprised he get shocked! Please I beg of you "USE YOUR HEADS!!!!!"
Promised Pictures for the Story Sakura Warriors:
Ok for those reading Sakura Warriors who need a picture to see what a (major) character looks like I will be posting them here. Again for illustrative purposes these images belong to KOEI and I own nothing. Cool good. I will upload them as the characters appear cool?
Illustrative picture for Bleach: the alternate tale
Picture for inspiration:
Soifon's appearance at the ch. 6 date:
Shinjiro's attire in the hallway with Ichigo:
Subaru's (right) appearance (and stage attire) along with Shinjiro's (left) stage attire:
Senna's Shakujo staff and hidden sword
Soifon's halloween outfit minus glasses
Bleach Arcana list:
The fool- Senna Kurosaki: With barely an understanding of anything, the brave soul sets out into the world to discover who she is and where she belongs, all the while unknowing of just what end she might meet, or what she may become. Allowing the step of her heart forward, she has come one step closer to her true self.
The Magician- Ichigo Kurosaki: While still young he possess infinite potential, he follows his own ideals and may rise up one day to save the world. Having attained an incredible power he prepares himself to challenge the Emperor.
Priestess-Retsu Unohana: The voice that enlightens that is unheard by the masses due to the surrounding chaos but those who hears her words have come to gain a measure of truth and security, in the dark time.
The Empress-Masaki Kurosaki: The scion of life, willling to surrender herself to evil for the sake of her offspring.
The Emperor-Byakuya Kuchiki: The one who rules over all with fairness, despite preferences and beliefs. He has prepared to kill all emotion for the sake of what he believes to be the right path.
Hierophant-Keisuke Urahara: Has remained in contemplation in solving the vast crisis that's is befalling everyone, with a formulated plan, he sets forth seeking to stop death.
Lovers- Ichigo/Shaolin: Crossing both blows, doubts and the strife around them, they have found the spot where their heart's are at ease.
Chariot-Renji Abarai: Having rushed into the ashes of defeat, the man contemplates his future amid chains in a lonely room. He hopes to rise, but if he ever escapes, it would either be a fool's hope or A dead man's hanging.
Justice-Shaolin/Soifon: Despite the dark clouds over her and the troubles that plague her, she continues to walk forward on the only path she's known trying to make sense of both her own heart's desires and her own personal conviction. Now realizing that both seperate paths are truly one and the same, the justice is finally able to see another side of the tower, she thought abandoned long ago.
The Hermit- Kaname Tosen: His own inner psyche is known only to him. Not even the eye of god could peer into this man's heart.
Fortune-Ein: He has lived through many hardships, and has seemingly endured the apocolypse himself. His earnest desire is that his loved ones don't mean a violent end in these turbulent times. Now following the words of a higher existance he awaits his prey, but he won't know if his prey is even alive.
Strength- Toshiro Hitsuguaya: His potential pales in comparison to his fortitude to continue believing in his ideal, despite social implication. He may one day lead the white city to greatness. To his current point he pursues the truth, chasing the dark side of the moon.
The Hanged man- Subaru Kujo: She despairs over what she knows and the inability to stop it. She patiently waits for the oppurtunity for change to spring forth. As the end draws nigh, she prepares the final act of loyalty to possibly ensure success for all.
Death-Sosuke Aizen: The man who wishes to be the one supreme. He wishes to become the alpha and omega of life, to all things that oppose him, he constantly reminds that no one has ever killed death.
Temperance- Shinjiro Taiga: A warrior who sets out to protect his family, and usher in peace through war. He laments the irony of it all, but constantly tries to convince himself of the justness of his cause. With the final hour drawing near, he steels his heart for the horrors that await not only him, but his hanged man.
The Devil-D.Mirokumaru: Temptation incarnate, she constantly lures the fool around. Whether it is for good or evil, is known only to this temptress.
The Tower-Yoruichi Shihouin: She had been born into great expectancy but with fate's hand was she forced to leave her life, she now tries to find away to rebuild what was lost.
The Star- Hanataro Yamada: He is the brightest star in the sky, pointing the way for all who journey under heaven. Despite his own flaws, he will continue to light the way until the day he falls.
The Moon- Gin Ichimaru: The incarnation of madness and purpose, he is the one creature that stalks the white city with a happy grin over the dark clouds of war.
The Sun-Rangiku Matsumoto: Drunk or Sober, she provides the Strength with the gift of happiness and constantly wonders about her counter part.
Judgement-Zangetsu/Hichigo: He awaits at the end of one existance, and will mold power, courage and wisdom to breathe new life, and usher forth a revelation.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I actually found this endearing.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Random Japaneses words/phrases
Abunai = It's unsafe!
Hate = End/Limits
Rajio = Radio
I decided to check out that whole inner dragon thing, just a 'why not?' moment here are my results.
If there ever was a draconic example of a supple attitude, your Inner Dragon is it. Blues are the Water Elemental dragon - typified by their Steam breath weapon. Pretty creative, huh? It goes right along with your Inner Dragon's tendency to maim, but not destroy. Much like your native oceans and rivers will deform the rock over time, eventually wearing it away to nothing.
Humans shouldn't make the idiot mistake of thinking you're weak, however. After all you're a good 30 feet in length and you have a penchant for materializing out of any body of water, no matter how small. The element of surprise and limited magic capabilities are definitely yours. You also enjoy communicating with aquatic life-forms, hunting in totally inhospitable terrain (i.e. 3000 feet below the waves), and using your fluid nature to your advantage. Your enemies probably won't even see you approach in the first place. Your favorable attributes are the sunset, Autumn, water, compassion, peace, forgiveness, love, intuition, and calmness. Naturally, you pity the fool who'd try and prove that calmness part, he'd probably wind up being scalded. *small grin*
For all you Naruto FF writers out there I got two challenges for you.
Instead of Naruto becoming the jinchuriki for the Kyubbi, Sasuke Uchiha instead becomes the jailor, while Naruto is trained by Akatsuki to capture all the tailed-beasts. Their really isn't any big restrictions except that Naruto must be trained by Nagato and Konan and is still the son of Minato and Kushina (who can be dead, neglected Naruto, or think he's been kidnapped or killed, your call). You can also give him a blood-line (ex. Rinnengan) or special fighting style (Ex. Zanpaktou) if you so wish but no more than 2. Whether Naruto sees Nagato and Konan like a mother/father is voluntary and up to you.
Akatsuki in this fic can be good, bad, or indifferent, so long as their goal is to capture the tailed beasts to bring about world peace. Whether or not the other members (aside from Konan and Pain) train naruto is entirely up to the author, heck they could even try to kill him if you want, emphasis on try.
For Sasuke, whether or not he loses his Sharingan because of the Kyubii is again up to the author, as well as his treatment amongst the village. The Uchiha Massacre still happens but whether or not Mikoto Uchiha lives and raises Sasuke is again up to you.
For all the people who dislike certain people, here's you chance to jump for joy, character bashing is voluntary, but not required. So for the Sasuke haters, here you go. Hinata basher, voila. ect. ect.
If you wish to cross this over with another anime/game/tv show, it is allowed however the setting must still be in the narutoverse. So you can add people to the elemental nations but not let people go places outside that world (IE: Soul reapers can come to Naruto's world but the Ninja can't enter Seireitei).
Pairing: Up to the author, be it harem or no pairing, guys (Straight/Yaoi) or girls (Straight/Yuri) from crossovers are allowed too. You are also allowed to change the gender of certain characters the only exception would be naruto, he's got to remain a guy, because he's going to need to deal with Orochimaru as either a guy or a girl, can you see where I'm going with this? good.
All right number two:
This one is I admit is a little less thought out, but basically, It's a crossover with the Matrix and Naruto.
If you've seen the matrix trilogy great, then you'll know the spot where I'm taking about. At the end of the third movie where Neo becomes smith and then all the smiths, die. They two are both called by the Shinigami to bring balance to the elemental nations by guiding Naruto, as the Shinigami has grown contempful of the humans who dominate the world. He then seals both of them inside the boy trusting Neo to help Naruto become and understand the meaning of the word hero while the Shinigami relies on Smith's hatred of humanity to destroy those who stand in the way of the gods, and properly teach human's there place in the world.
Neo and Smith must work together to help naruto, but they are allowed undermine and back stab the other, when appropriate. The two must also not just give Naruto powers and abilities willy nilly. IE Neo's ability to fly and defy physics/ stop bullets with his hand, or Smith's ability to dodge bullets and copy himself (at least not until he's 16 or 17 and that's pushing it still.
Do to the nature of this fic, Naruto can (and probably might) be dark. Obviously because he's got smith in him, his dislike for humanity will be instilled, he can even become arrogant. Whatever works for you.
Neo and Smith can leave Naruto's body via clone technique but they will be regulated in strength, as having naruto just use it to summon them in tight bind continously would be cheap.
If naruto chooses to stay in Konoha, you can allow him to join any team he so wishes. IE team 8, have the story be earlier work alongside Itachi, ect. ect.
Tough call, I'd say anything is good but make sure it's character appropriate. IE if Naruto is a blood thirsty misanthrope lunatic (in your fic), if he has a harem, it should be made of equal memebers of blood thirstyness, like Anko, Tayuya ect. Not Hinata or Sakura. Exception, if the character get harder over the course of the story those are exceptions. Remember the girl's need to have a legiment reason to love the guy, and being an asshole doesn't help!
That's all I can think up at the moment, but I think of more I'll add on.
Anyway good luck, and hopefully this gets people's brain juices flowin'!
A petitioner's reason for signing: I found it to be near and dear to my heart.
I've been a member of this site for five years, a contributing member for one, and an avid reader of its collected works for nine. I've seen so many authors start out timid, unsure of their work, and with horrible grammar and spelling. But with the wonderful stories they've turned out, with the patience and careful criticisms of their readers, those authors have bloomed into some of the best authors on the site. Now, with this purge being enacted because the sensibilities of a few have been offended, new authors are hesitant to post any of their work and bloom the same way thousands of others have on this site. Some of the best are fearful every single day that this will be the day their story is taken down.
These stories, though they may begin in a fit of boredom, become precious to us, like our children. We love to see people take to them so well. It helps us as writers, as people, to see our work being read by people all over the world, to receive criticisms and encouragement from them. Let's face it. This site has always been a place for FANS to write works of FICTION based on books, movies, anime, television, games, and cartoons. If the people in charge of those had a problem with that, they would have said something, and their show, book, game, whatever wouldn't be on this site. Many authors and screenwriters have, in fact, given their blessings to let fans write fanfiction. To them, it simply means that people loved their work, and by writing a fanfiction that hundreds, if not thousands or even millions, will read, they could possibly encourage people new to the series to check out the work the fanfiction is based on.
Our guidelines on this site have never been too strict. If it's kid-friendly, rate it G (K). Slightly older-kid situations, rate it PG (K). Slight cursing, hints of violence and/or sex, rate it PG-13 (T). Actual written violence and/or sex or profuse cursing, rate it R (M). Those were our guidelines. Several of us even rate HIGHER than what is needed, just to be on the safe side. Not to mention, there is a reason most of us were against SOPA. This site, a beloved haven for so many authors over the years, has never cracked down so hard. If our work offended someone, or went beyond the rating, we may have gotten a warning from an administrator, but our work was never purged without warning. We were given a chance to fix it, and offer readers a way to read the full, uncut chapter. Please, give us that chance back. This purge is entirely unfair to us, and to the readers. Too many authors are leaving the site entirely, and taking their work with them.
If you want to protect younger readers, then enact an age filter. But please, don't take away or right to free speech and free press, don't fully censor us and turn this site into nothing but young child-friendly work, not when this site is populated more by older readers than younger ones. Use the age filter, and lock down work with higher ratings so only older readers can view them.
Author Synful Nocturne