Hi I am an avid reader. I am yet to come up with an idea on a story. I have some running in my head but afraid I will not do the characters justice. I Love many movies and books and if I found ones and added them all to my favorites then I never be able to find what I looking for, and I am having a hard time as it is doing that now. I love Twilight, Harry Potter, The Secret Life of the American Teenager and Dirty Dancing just to name a few. Soon I will go through Fanfiction’s books and movies and TV shows and make a list of all of the ones I will read. I will promise you my followers to list them here on my profile. In Twilight I am not one side or the other I love both Edward and Jacob equally.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
So you're saying that
I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular.
Labels don't define me.
VERY SAD NEWS!
If you have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it too!
THE ALICE CULLEN POEM:
Dont mess with a Cullen,
My blood runs cold,
Im small, Im short,
Im sweet, Im kind,
I sparkle like a diamond,
You ought to meet my family,
Were not among the living,
I think a storm is brewing,
Rose is really gorgeous,
The best thing I saw comin,
One thing we put up with,
Oh, yea, I see the future,
I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901
And then there's
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
I went to a birthday party,
But I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't chose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should
I knew I made a healthy choice and
And your advice to me was right
As the party Finlay ended,
And the kids drove out of site.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something i expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the Policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood was all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid,
Tell Daddy to be brave,
And when i go to Heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his Mom and Dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
As i lay here and die,
But now all i have to say is,
I love you, and Goodbye
If you are against Drink Driving copy this onto your Profile
We defended the Stone,
We found the Chamber,
We freed the Prisoner,
We were chosen by the Goblet,
We fought alongside the Order,
We learned from the Prince, and
We mastered the Hallows.
We are the Harry Potter generation.
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome me home.
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Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.
IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION;
IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;
IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN
BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;
IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT
ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUG,
IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END.
IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE
IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM.
He is the Greatest Man in History. Not from royal birth or the richest man or a celebrity.
He lived only 33yrs and died 2000yrs ago,
Yet even to this day people follow his teaching and still believe him.
Every person in the corner of the world knows him.
If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son and The Holy Spirit, paste this in your Profile
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