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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
I've actually been on fanfiction for a while, but I've always just been a reader. It wasn't until I got addicted to a story that hadn't been updated in two years that I decided to start writing my own stories. I've made it my mission statement that I will try to update in a timely manner. Those of you that read New Leaf to Turn notice that I update almost every friggin' day. I also just started my own dimension/slash fic Savior's Calling. This fic will not be on the everyday update list, but I will try to update once a week. I always plan to give a heads up if I'm going to miss a deadline, but I'm only human.
Choose one subject of Fanfiction (ex: Harry Potter, etc.) and pick 10 of its characters.
1. Have you ever read a One/Four romance? Would you?
2. What would your reaction be if Six wanted to go out with Ten?
3. What would be the decription for an Eight/Three fic?
4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving Two, Five, and Nine?
5. If Seven played a sport, what would it be?
6. Where would Two and Four go if they were dating?
7. Do you or anyone you know think that Six is hot?
8. Would you read an Eight/Five fic?
9. What would the warning be on a Ten/Seven fic?
10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
UPDATE 12/11/10: To those of you who have been patiently waiting for me to update Savior's Calling (which I am three weeks late on), I apologize. Last week a terrible flu bug swept through my university, causing several students to be rushed to the hospital (and my American Literature professor to pass out in the middle of a parking lot and my British Literature professor to miss all of the classes she needed to teach).
Do not worry, I am fine, just a little weak. But I do need to recover as well as study for my finals this week. I will try to continue with my normal update schedule next week.
I hope you all understand and will try to make the next chapter I post longer (and maybe add a romance between some of the couples if you want).
Due to various things that have come up in my life and the unfortunate death of Mr. Plot Bunny, I will not be able to finish Savior's Calling. I am sorry to those who love this story, but it has all but died to me, it has become more of a chore than something I enjoyed, which is not what I want to do when I write. I will leave the chapters that are up where they are, but more importantly, this story is up for adoption. If there is anyone who is interested in finishing this story, feel free to message me and I can give you what notes I have. I would love to see this story go to a good home. Again, I am sorry to those who wanted me to finish.