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Joined 03-15-10, id: 2290345, Profile Updated: 01-30-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I've actually been on fanfiction for a while, but I've always just been a reader. It wasn't until I got addicted to a story that hadn't been updated in two years that I decided to start writing my own stories. I've made it my mission statement that I will try to update in a timely manner. Those of you that read New Leaf to Turn notice that I update almost every friggin' day. I also just started my own dimension/slash fic Savior's Calling. This fic will not be on the everyday update list, but I will try to update once a week. I always plan to give a heads up if I'm going to miss a deadline, but I'm only human.

Choose one subject of Fanfiction (ex: Harry Potter, etc.) and pick 10 of its characters.

1. Harry

2. Draco
3. Ron
4. Fred
5. George
6. Oliver
7. Cedric
8. Remus
9. Sirius

10. James

1. Have you ever read a One/Four romance? Would you?
Yes, Harry and the twins were in a broom cupboard teeehee

2. What would your reaction be if Six wanted to go out with Ten?
I’d have to double check and make sure Oliver wasn’t going to try and do Necromancy

3. What would be the decription for an Eight/Three fic?
hmm….After Sirius’ death, Harry sinks into a depression. Lost at what to do, Ron seeks help from the only other person Harry looks up to

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving Two, Five, and Nine?
is ‘crack’ a genre? Or would that be parody?

5. If Seven played a sport, what would it be?
Quiditch, ‘nough said

6. Where would Two and Four go if they were dating?
…the mental ward of St. Mungo’s

7. Do you or anyone you know think that Six is hot?
I think they’re all hot, but yes, Oliver is hot

8. Would you read an Eight/Five fic?
it depends how well it was written

9. What would the warning be on a Ten/Seven fic?
Slash! Deathfic! (because they’re both dead!)

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three.
Fred is in a relationship with Sirius, when Sirius suddenly declares that he’s engaged to George. Depressed that his brother stole his man, Fred has a destructive relationship with the unfaithful Remus, who prefers the much younger Draco. After a night of binge drinking, Fred finally listens to Harry’s advice and spends more time with his brother Ron

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

UPDATE 12/11/10: To those of you who have been patiently waiting for me to update Savior's Calling (which I am three weeks late on), I apologize. Last week a terrible flu bug swept through my university, causing several students to be rushed to the hospital (and my American Literature professor to pass out in the middle of a parking lot and my British Literature professor to miss all of the classes she needed to teach).

Do not worry, I am fine, just a little weak. But I do need to recover as well as study for my finals this week. I will try to continue with my normal update schedule next week.

I hope you all understand and will try to make the next chapter I post longer (and maybe add a romance between some of the couples if you want).

UPDATE 1/30/13

Due to various things that have come up in my life and the unfortunate death of Mr. Plot Bunny, I will not be able to finish Savior's Calling. I am sorry to those who love this story, but it has all but died to me, it has become more of a chore than something I enjoyed, which is not what I want to do when I write. I will leave the chapters that are up where they are, but more importantly, this story is up for adoption. If there is anyone who is interested in finishing this story, feel free to message me and I can give you what notes I have. I would love to see this story go to a good home. Again, I am sorry to those who wanted me to finish.

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Darned sweet by Paperblank reviews
Translated from the French "Maudite Gourmandise" written by Elehyn. Harry is the twins' silent partner in WWW, but he didn't know the two pranksters created a very special lollipop that discloses one's skill at oral sex. Warning : HPSS Slash, slight HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And it's Taken me With it by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Sequel to TWGC -- Harry's back where he belongs, but it's not how he expected it to be. Can he pretend nothing has changed while still preparing to face his 'destiny'. All in all, he's looking forward to an easy year, but, when has anything ever been easy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,036 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P.
MY Mate by Lovefremione reviews
Sequel to Brothers;Harry and Draco are entering their 5th year. They had hoped for a normal school year, but what happens when someone senses Harry's power and decides they want him for their own. Will Draco be able to save his mate? Sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 961 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pride and Perseverance by MairiNathaira reviews
After Kristallnacht, Scorpius, a young German Jew, is sent to England as part of the Kindertransport. There he stays with the Potters. AU and SLASH WARNING. ASP/SM and hints of TL/JP2 and HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,247 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Years of Solitude by PhoenixFire26 reviews
AU/OOC After 10years in prison for a crime he did not commit,Severus arrives at Hogwarts. But when Draco, the son of the man who betrayed him and the woman who set him up,arrives at school,what happens? warn slash/mpreg poss. HP/DM, HG/PP, LM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Skin Deep by SilverTwilight103 reviews
AU. Chapter 5 is finally up! A retelling of the classic fairy tale Beauty and the Beast, with some slight changes. Did I mention its SLASH? HarryDraco. Implied SiriusRemus. Past DracoTom. Evil!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fraternization by p-sama7 reviews
Percy Weasley finds himself attracted to the Minister of Magic...a little to attracted to be healthy really. This is a Oneshot following their relationship. male/male
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Kingsley S., Percy W. - Complete
When Time Isn't Enough by Jinko reviews
Draco Malfoy's life is turned upside down when his son from twenty years in the future shows up. He brings with him word of death and destruction. He wants to stop Voldemort from winning like he did in his own time. HxD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,621 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Star Crossed by Lady Bahiya reviews
Space...the final frontier...In the year 4437 A.E. After Earth Prince Draco Abraxas Lucien Malfoy of the planet kingdom Slytherin is being forced to marry the enigmatic Prince of the neighboring planet kingdom Gryffindor. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 4941 - Favs: 7,004 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unlikely Hero by Claggart reviews
Severus Snape has to rescue Prince Harry from the evil dragon Voldemort. Adventure? Lots. Romance? Oh, definitely. Happy ending? Only one way to find out… NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Savior's Calling reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION] In a world without Harry Potter, Voldemort reigns supreme while the Order tries to rebel against him. Desperate, the Order uses a dark and ancient spell to bring forth a hero. A hero who already defeated Voldemort. HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,024 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
New Leaf to Turn reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Spicing up the Game reviews
Seamus, Dean and Neville come up with a way to make Quidditch more entertaining. Umbridge isn't pleased. Rated for language and slight SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete