Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Teen Titans.
I intend to become an author when I get old enough and, you know, can actually become one. I mostly write about whatever I want, because otherwise, what is the point? I find that any school writing assignments are not-so-much with the fun and that I am completely against dissecting something (first of all, ewwww, second of all, did that animal say or give you permission to kill them then hack them open and study their insides. I thought not). I LOVE to read (though I'm guessing that a lot of you do, also, sooo... kind of unimportant).
Eoin Colfer- ARTEMIS FOWL IS GENUISSSSS!!
J.K. Rowling (do I seriously need to elaborate?)
Joss Whedon (yes, do DOES count as an author LOL)
Etc. (Meaning too many more to mention)
"I simply do not give a damn. Sorry."- my best friend in the entire world!
"You want me to be completely honest with you?" nods "It's a piece of glorified shit."- me and... someone else...
"I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared." - Artemis Fowl/Eoin Colfer
"Buffy is NOT considered a religion in the world of the sane!" "Well, then I guess I'm simply not sane. That's okay, I can deal with that." - 1st person: my friend 2nd person: me :)
"It's not that I don't like you... it's just that you're, like, really weird!" - let's just say, now this person paid for this. But it was still really funny. I laughed for hours, even though it was about me!
"You really don't understand how much of an a-hole you are, do you?" me to this... guy... he just really was an a-hole.
"Everyone is special. Which is just another way of saying that no one is" - unknown, though I often repeat it. (In no way do I believe that, but... it's fun to say to people and see their reaction!)
"All generalizations are bad." -unknown (do you get it?!)
""People who believe in love are either ignorant, just plain stupid, or lying to themselves." - my sister. (When I told her that I believed in love... oh well!)
"Aw, crappp not that little piece of shit again!" - me about my bff's ex-bf.
"Elmer's glue solves nothing." - a very wise person (aka. one of my best friends... they say a lot of funny/wise things)
"I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me." - a very wise, and fictional bunny.
"I miss you so much when we're apart. I think we should be apart more often." - they very same bunny!
"Love hurts." - many, many, many different people. It's still true.
"...Moldy Voldy..."- that poltergeist in the Harry Potter series... I can't remember his name though... AAAKKKK must go read the books until I figure it out!
"There is an infinite amount of sarcasm in the world. Just not all of it is good sarcasm."- one of my many wise teachers!
"From fear is where courage lies."- you know, I'm not exactly sure where this came from, but now it's like my mantra.
"I will crack you like an egg!"- me to a 'friend'! Just joking, he really is my friend.
"Aren't you gonna choke on my joke, Artichoke?"- said by one of my BFFs and I have always hated/loved this saying. Plus, it's where my pen name originated from. (Because I know you were all thinking 'why the HELL is her pen name 'ArtYChoke? Well, that's why).
"I will not miss your sarcastic little comments in my class."- My teacher... LMAO it was really funny.
"... Beast boy had a brain?..."- Raven from TT! OMG I laughed so much at this!!!!