Mr. Monday
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Joined 03-15-10, id: 2290430, Profile Updated: 06-15-10
Author has written 6 stories for Saints Row, World Ends With You, Twilight, and Evil Dead/Army of Darkness.

"Well I got something to say,

I killed a baby today,

but it doesn't matter much to me

as long as it's dead." -Last Caress by the Misfits

So, my one or two fans might be wondering why I put song lyrics on my profile when that's obviously completely pretentious, but I felt like it kinda fits. Anyways, I'm a comedy writer, although nothing I've written is actually funny. Depressing is actually a better word for it. But it doesn't really bother me if I'm a shit writer because I hate writing, and usually only do it while pretty high. How the fuck else do you explain Nightmare? Anyways...I've also learned an important lesson on this site, and that is that Twilight fangirls have a sense of humor and don't take it as seriously as the super-nerds on the Naruto section. It could be because at least half of the Naruto fans are 12 years old, but I may never know.

Anyways, if you love me/hate me/want to dance nude in a coat made from my skin, just PM and you can call me a stupid twat who doesn't understand the intricacies of a comic book about a retarded ninja who solves all of his problems by throwing energy balls at them. I'll definitely respond because I'll probably be bored.

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Kingdom Hearts III: Brotherhood of Dark by DarthKingdom reviews
A few months after Xemnas's defeat, the trio recieves a letter from the king. Of course, things aren't over yet! My version of Kingdom Hearts 3.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 476,758 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sora, Kairi
Saints Row: Undercover by Jack Sawyer reviews
The Westside Rollerz, Los Carneles, The Vice Kings, The Third Street saints. These are the four gangs the FBI are gonna take down in Stillwater.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 6/14/2007
Unus Ultim Ludus by The Genius Mage reviews
A Tournament begins to see who becomes leader of the Angels, and of course our favorite Composer enters, and that means Neku and the gang are thrown back in the Game once more. Currently in: Shibuya, Tokyo
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,556 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
God Of Christmas by Mr. Sinestro reviews
Kratos battles Santa Claus for the soul of Christmas. A holiday story the whole family can enjoy!
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/23/2009
Kingdom Hearts IV: All's End: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
One year had passed since the business with the Golden Hearts and Incompletes. Sora and co. have sensed a great evil and must now gather the Keyblade warriors and stop it. SoraxKairi RoxasxNamine RikuxOC Current world: DONE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 161 - Words: 303,404 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Prince of Heart Final Mix by TLSoulDude reviews
Sora and his friends go off on a quest to cure King Mickey and Queen Minnie, with the help of four new characters and two people from the future, they must stop universal conquest. SoKai and OCsxOCs. Current World: Destiny Island. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 241 - Words: 562,204 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
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Nightmare: The Musical reviews
Joshua has three days to make sure that he can run Shibuya successfully in time for a Game that will be evaluated by the Angels. Instead of listening to reason he trusts a group of weirdos and decides to warp Shibuya's Game into a musical.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Neku S., Shiki M.
Revenge of the Old Queen
It's been 10 years...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
The Battle for the Universes reviews
Bruce Lee versus the Army of Catchphrases, Aieeeee
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
The Smell of Roses reviews
It's been 10 years....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rawhide reviews
Troy is fired, so he rejoins the Saints, but his replacement is determined to hunt him down.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010