Author has written 6 stories for Saints Row, World Ends With You, Twilight, and Evil Dead/Army of Darkness.
"Well I got something to say,
I killed a baby today,
but it doesn't matter much to me
as long as it's dead." -Last Caress by the Misfits
So, my one or two fans might be wondering why I put song lyrics on my profile when that's obviously completely pretentious, but I felt like it kinda fits. Anyways, I'm a comedy writer, although nothing I've written is actually funny. Depressing is actually a better word for it. But it doesn't really bother me if I'm a shit writer because I hate writing, and usually only do it while pretty high. How the fuck else do you explain Nightmare? Anyways...I've also learned an important lesson on this site, and that is that Twilight fangirls have a sense of humor and don't take it as seriously as the super-nerds on the Naruto section. It could be because at least half of the Naruto fans are 12 years old, but I may never know.
Anyways, if you love me/hate me/want to dance nude in a coat made from my skin, just PM and you can call me a stupid twat who doesn't understand the intricacies of a comic book about a retarded ninja who solves all of his problems by throwing energy balls at them. I'll definitely respond because I'll probably be bored.
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