A series of vignettes featuring Degrassi crack pairings. The fluffy, the funny, the angsty, and all the possibilities in between. Now playing: Ellie/Manny/Craig?

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.

Ritsu eats breakfast with Mob, watches television with him, and goes to school with him everyday. It doesn't stop the grief from slipping through the cracks.

Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.

This Degrassi parody starts with Degrassi Takes Manhattan. As of 7/20/12 it is updated to the end of season 11. Season 12 chapters coming soon!

AU. SLASH. Light refused the Death Note because he's MUCH more powerful then it. But, I won't reveal what it or HE is. He'd want to tell you himself. Oh, and what does this 'L' person have to do with all this? Full summary inside!

Having found out L's name, Light can finally have everything he wants: the world and, more importantly, L. Convincing L, however, turns out to be more difficult than killing him, especially with a house full of orphans to stir the soup. Christmas fluff balanced by a power struggle between the dynamic duo. Edited version up as of Jan 2017.

AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

A collection of short, isolated pieces venturing into various pairings, places, circumstances, tones, humors, ratings, and contexts. Gleefully spoiler-ridden.

When Near meets L for the first time, he's confused about the feeling the older man sparks. What could it be? And what will become of them in the end? LxNear. Spoilers for Near's real name. RESTARTS ON CHAPTER 17. BEING REWRITTEN. Rated M later maybe?

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

Because any form of affection is like a parasite to the heart. ZADR drabbles.

Spock gets turned into a woman, and Kirk...well, he has certain feelings about his first officer that need to be confronted.

They tell you to head into the belly of the beast, but what are you missing when you fail to enter their mind? A THREE-SHOT featuring Fitz, Bianca, and Owen.

Just short little one shots based on thoughts I have. All different types of genres. It'll probably be mostly MxM and LxL, but I'll have other characters/pairings in it too. And rated Teen for language and adult themes.

The only thing Light is sure of, now, is that every time the word drips off of L's lips, 'pet,' in reference to his captive, the world's three greatest detectives means it completely, one hundred percent literally. Oneshot, LxL but not romance. Slight AU

DISCONTINUED. It's back to a one-shot. Sorry guys. Dib has a sudden change in his day. One that involves climbing to the top of the highest building in the city. For what reason? You'll have to read to find out. ZADF

...then you would not need any salvation this night. As he weakened, what Alfred feared the most was observing Arthur becoming too heavy for him, and their Christmas tree tradition getting too big for him. USUK.

Title says it all! Crack, randomness, hilarity, and stuff that makes no sense whatsoever! :D Rated T for language.

Light never hated L more than in the moment his father had a heart attack. Oneshot.

In the midst of working on the the Kira case, L and company are faced with an even bigger problem; Japan has been overrun with floating jellyfish!

Just another memory of getting into an insult match with Zim while we were younger at the Irken Academy. I'm pretty sure I won, but judge for yourself by reading it!

There are just those special, rediculous moments we remember together: we cherish them, nobody else cares to hear them, and yet we tell them anyway, just to please ourselves and annoy the dear listener. Random Death Note drabbles of all veriety.

L thought he had put him away for good, but now he's back, and he has taken the only thing L ever truly wanted for himself...

Kirk and Spock, trapped and injured by a cave in... Just a little K/S oneshot.

Todd was used to feeling alone, he had been that way for so long, but this was a whole new kind of alone. One shot

A grown Todd visits a certain grave in order to put his past behind him. One-shot

I took all of the girls and maybe a guy or two, put their names on a list, and used a random generator to create innovative crack pairings. Current pairing: Bianca/Emma. Rated M because some chapters will be more intense than others.

AdamClare, EliClare - Adam decides to take matters in his own hands to get Eli with Clare - oneshot.

A drabble into Adam's thoughts...

I'm your servant, my immortal,break my skin and drain me. Oh, the horror of our love; never so much blood .

Adam can't help who he is, or what he does. He hasto deal with the pain somehow, it doesn't mean he's proud of himslef but it's a way of coping at least. T for swearing and self harm

A slashy remix of the TOS episode 'The Naked Time'.

Near would rather forget the last charred fragments of his childhood.

"You didn't tell me," Japan said. He climbed onto the bed and traced his finger over the lines of the character. Ai. Love. Fluid and black, ink under his skin. It was on his chest, right over his heart. Greece/Japan

Multiple drabbles of characters telling L what he meant to them. Most are 1-5 sentences, pure fluff, and L-centric. Spoilers for real names, L: Change the WorLd, and Another Note. No pairings.

Life's a game of chance; professional hitman L Lawliet knows this well. Add artist Light Yagami, along with Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near… well. The odds certainly aren't in L's favor. At this rate, he'll be taking the bullet on his first turn.

In which Jim wanders around the ship, and a promise is made. K/S.

Fiona is waiting for HJ to get out of her SAT prep course when she bumps into a new face. Fi/Adam friendship

Exactly that. Kirk and Spock tell a child a fairy tale. Unoriginal titles FTW

Near has started to have dreams... but he doesn't know who they're about. It's only after he gets kidnapped and brutally tortured that he realizes who he wants, and they'll never like him back. Slight AU, Spoilers, Lang., Violence, Suicide, Death, Lemons.

Adam's thoughts about starting Degrassi as transgender

After Mello dies, Near sees no reason to continue living. So he doesn't. Here are his final thoughts on the fiery subject forever preoccupying his mind.

Matt, Mello, and Near are assigned a case in Russia. Things don't go as planned, and confessions are made... NearxGevanni, MelloxMatt. Yaoi, you know. In this, Kira has been caught before he can kill L.

An L-centric one-shot. "My intelligence is a curse. And therefore, I envy the bubbly dimwitted beauty known as Misa Amane." Slight LxLight.

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

"This is the story of A, from the eyes of the person who knew him the best. And that, obviously, would be me." B/A, BB POV, Wammy's House Days. Mentions L, K, and some OC's. Rated M for a reason. YAOI.

Ryuk makes a bet with Sidoh that he can out the four main Death Note characters! Light, L, Near, and Mello. And how does he go about doing it? By changing the words of 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q of course! Not a song-fic! Humor, slightly crack-ish.

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison

"'Mmmm, so delicious. Yeah baby,' the voice purred. I slapped my hand over my mouth to stifle the scandalized gasp threatening to escape my lips." Matt hears some interresting noises coming from his and Mello's room... and it's easy to misinterpret. MxM

Needless to say, it was going to be difficult to explain the definition of 'Al Gore shower' to the genius detective who was only going to understand the most technical of descriptions. Oneshot LxLight, Light POV Fluff. Reposted.

I made five scenes that were really, really close to being really, really romantic but weren't into five romantic scenes, then put in one scene that they couldn't have made any more romantic if they had tried. Kirk/Spock. R&R, please.

I suck at summaries, so you'll have to read the stupid story. Full of MxM goodness. Rated T for later chapters, rating may change if i get the guts to write more smutty stuff. MxM, wammy boys look back on their life mostly matt and mel POV, some near 2

Once he started paying attention to them, Light found his sexual preferences weren't quite as he'd expected. Oneshot, explicit.

Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death

Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

Kira is dead and Matt and Mello share a shabby apartment. Now... why did Mello steal Matt's cigarets? One-shot fluff! MXM

K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.

So, what did Captain Kirk really do during shore leave? K/S

The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.

"I'm being selfish, as always... You should be proud of me." Is it so wrong to fear losing someone you love?

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

Destiny? Nah. Nothing even close. But this is him, Mello, Mihael Keehl, the rowdy boy who never quite fit, the mafia prodigy and streak of fire cutting his way through the world. Mello, in seven kisses. Oneshot.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

A collection of Death Note drabbles. Characters featured: L, Mello, Near, Halle Lidner, Matt. Mostly drama and angst.

The reply is an obscure grumble. Ludwig pretends to study the moon, turning his face away so Feliciano can’t tell just how off-kilter he is thrown. Words are not his strong point, after all.

Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight

PolandxLithuania. The flesh is weak. Poland knows that he should not, that it is the devil tempting him but how can he resist forever? It's too bad blasphemy feels so good.

Spock dreams...

AU. Light is raped in prison. Oneshot.

Even the smallest drop of Black is enough to change White forever. NearxMello.

L ponders the meaning behind the label of 'lemon.' And no, he doesn't mean the fruit. LxLight.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

“Must you ALWAYS have something in your mouth?” LxLIGHT DRABBLE.

“You’re going to die soon, aren’t you?” Near's last conversation with L.

Sitting comfortably in L's lap, a young Near mulls over the story of Snow White. FLUFF.

Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.

“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.

Following the events of Light’s death, Near obtains a security video dated November 5th, 2004... KiraxL, LxNear. RATED M FOR A REASON. COMPLETE VERSION ON AFF.

Kirk reminisces on the progression of his relationship with Spock...to the bitter end. Three conjoined drabbles; slash.

What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."

A truth unspoken. K/S. Takes place in Spock's quarters.

L is wrong. Near is wrong. Mello, Aizawa, Misa, they're all wrong, wrong, wrong. Light isn't Kira. He could never be Kira, no matter how hard he tries. Kira is just too different.

AU: Light, L, Misa, Mello, Matt and Near are actors working together on the new thriller Kira-Kira. LightxL, MattxMello

In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito

50 sentences challenge, of the ZADR variety. Invader Zim doesn't belong to me.

Near had always admired L...but to what degree?...with Light in the picture...things are bout to get complicated!...LXLight and LXNear..and maybe...LightXNear..Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note or its characters, i only own this story's plot. Completed!

One-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?

Ever wonder what it would be like to peek in on Mello's everyday life? Well, this is it. Straight from a fictional diary, Mello's Memoirs.

There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot

A story in which boredom brings forth chaos. But no, it's a fun story... at least it was fun to write. Style. Slash. StanXKyle. KyleXStan.

Gretchen watched them fight, praying that Dib would look her way just once. But she just couldn't compete with the green kid. Oneshot ZADR

Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.

A series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!

[Slight ZADR] Dib seeks refuge from the rain...in a most unexpected place. Secrets are revealed, chaos most likely ensues. [the title is totally platonic and metaphorical. I win.]

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Yagami Raito laments as L chooses a slice of nonexistant strawberry shortcake over him. RaitoxL crack fic. FORGET THE ANGST. WE'LL ADD A DOUBLY ANGSTY CHAPTER NEXT TIME in like what, 5 years? Ok, no. UPDATED!

A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. But Zim likes the apple blossoms. Mild ZADR.

It so goes there.

An Invader Zim drabble, exactly 100 words.

There's nothing in this world so sweet as love, and next to love, the sweetest thing is hate. [Quoted from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. ZADR, for Andalitebandit6]

You told me to believe in myself, mom... in whatever I thought was true, no matter what anyone else said. ...And I chose to believe in Zim. [ZADR, for thedarklordkeisha]

The Tallest command that Zim end his relationship with Dib... permanently. [ZADR For quietlife00]

It's the final battle for the fate of the Earth, but things don't go quite as Dib planned. Zim seems to be having fun, though... [Rated for: ZADR implications, language, stupidity. XD]

I am strong enough to stand alone . . . but there is strength in numbers. [ZADR, rated for language and implied slash.]

Gir makes Zim a present. [No, it's not really tuna.] ZimxGir fluff.

Why? Why... If I just saved the world if... I just won... Why do I feel like I’ve lost? [Implied ZADR. Character death.]

I saw an Irken testing mistletoe, deep inside his home base late last night... [ZADR fluff. Parody of 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' Happy Holidays!]

It continued. The caressing, probing, tearing...until neither could process the screams anymore. And though the sounds continued to ring through their ears, they were paid no heed. [ZADR Sequel to Fly in a Web]

Like a fly in a web... complete with a weak, useless resistance. He was already doomed: doomed to be killed. To be consumed. To be savored, enjoyed. [ZxD flavored, OneShot ficlet]

He didn’t like the fluid. No, he did not like the fluid at all: the sweat, the blood, the...other stuff. But God, DID he love the screams. He loved the screams and the writhing, the sear of heated flesh beneath his gloved hand...HER heated flesh. [NxD]

Johnny dissects an Uncrustable at lunch. Mmmm. . . Yummy. [AU ficlet. NnyxDevi indications]

Zim is chasing Dib again, but this time he's enjoying it. Oneshot.

An Invader Zim drabble, exactly 100 words.

After accidently burning down Squee's house, Zim is "convinced" by Johnny to let them both stay at his base until they can find a better place to live. To add to the inconvenience, the Resisty is after Squee.

ZADR Dib lies to Zim about what a kiss really is and ends up locking lips with the person he hates most.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Shore leave, and nobody's trying to kill him? Heaven. But Kirk's still not happy...

The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed

Because the one thing more twisted than Invader Zim is a Broadway version of Invader Zim. It's the greatest musical ever written about obsession, doom, and tacos.