I copy and paste quotes I enjoy stealing in conversation.
Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong???
Well, fuck me sideways with a rake and call me Bubba!
"When you two are done releasing sexual tensions, we have something to finish!"- France of Hetalia's English dub
It was IDEAL. A little too IDEAL. And I took idealology class. And that's ideal.-Light of the Death Note Abriged series.
Before God we are all equally wise and equally foolish.
'You've got enemies? That's good; it means you actually stood up for something in your life.'
'When you say, "Bite me!", I consider that foreplay.'
'Life scares me. That's why I read.'
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"No! Please stay and have butt sex with me!"-Onision
'Inspiration: a wondrous excuse to cease all daily functions and stay up until 2 a.m.'
I shall partake in the process of testicularly incapacitating you
Reality; the one obstacle to happiness.'
'Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.'
"I guess I apologize for pushing you into the wall and then hitting you repeatedly in the head with a random object. It's just I hate you so much that sometimes when I look at you I have this overpowering urge to rip your limbs off and reattach them incorrectly."-Mello from Mellow Touch
'I'm gong to kill you so hard, you'll die to death.'
I'm a fairy. Come closer darling. Closer. Closer. There. Right about there. Now I'll tell you a little secret. You can't tell anyone else. It's very important so come just a little closer. Good little human. Now I can tell you my secret... Fairies eat human souls. *NOM NOM NOM
'If u c4n r34d 7h15 u r3411y n33d t0 g37 off 7h3 c0mpu73r.'
'I'm the kind of girl that walks into chairs and apologizes.'
'The police never find it as funny as you do.'
'Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there...'
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
W. C. Fields
I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
'Blessed are they who laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.'
Marrige is the chief cause of divorce.
"You've been graveled!"- JD from Scrubs
"Baby, I was bein' a walrus" Turk from Scrubs
'What people think of me is none of my business!"
'The difference between geinus and insanity is that genius has it's limits.' ~Albert Einstein
'Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.' ~Carl Gustav Jung
'Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?'
'Sanity calms but madness is more interesting.'
"I am fully aware of social norms, I just choose to ignore them."- L from Shorts and Sweets
"Great! Just what you need! Another disorder!"- Light from Shorts and Sweets
You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!
"The boy cries you a a sweater of tears...And you kill him." -Mr. Krabs
OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!
It's too late to scream :D
Lets get one thing straight-I'm not
The trouble with life is there's no background music
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
Mostly Copy/Pasting down here.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
I, TheLegacyLives do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
~I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.