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Hey there.

I copy and paste quotes I enjoy stealing in conversation.

Quotes:

Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong???

Well, fuck me sideways with a rake and call me Bubba!

"When you two are done releasing sexual tensions, we have something to finish!"- France of Hetalia's English dub

It was IDEAL. A little too IDEAL. And I took idealology class. And that's ideal.-Light of the Death Note Abriged series.

Before God we are all equally wise and equally foolish.

~Albert Einstein

'You've got enemies? That's good; it means you actually stood up for something in your life.'

'When you say, "Bite me!", I consider that foreplay.'

'Life scares me. That's why I read.'

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

—Mark Twain

"No! Please stay and have butt sex with me!"-Onision

'Inspiration: a wondrous excuse to cease all daily functions and stay up until 2 a.m.'

I shall partake in the process of testicularly incapacitating you

Reality; the one obstacle to happiness.'

'Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.'

"I guess I apologize for pushing you into the wall and then hitting you repeatedly in the head with a random object. It's just I hate you so much that sometimes when I look at you I have this overpowering urge to rip your limbs off and reattach them incorrectly."-Mello from Mellow Touch

'I'm gong to kill you so hard, you'll die to death.'

I'm a fairy. Come closer darling. Closer. Closer. There. Right about there. Now I'll tell you a little secret. You can't tell anyone else. It's very important so come just a little closer. Good little human. Now I can tell you my secret... Fairies eat human souls. *NOM NOM NOM

'If u c4n r34d 7h15 u r3411y n33d t0 g37 off 7h3 c0mpu73r.'

'I'm the kind of girl that walks into chairs and apologizes.'

'The police never find it as funny as you do.'

'Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there...'

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
Salvador Dali

W. C. Fields

I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.
Aldous Huxley

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

'Blessed are they who laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.'

Marrige is the chief cause of divorce.

"You've been graveled!"- JD from Scrubs

"Baby, I was bein' a walrus" Turk from Scrubs

'What people think of me is none of my business!"

'The difference between geinus and insanity is that genius has it's limits.' ~Albert Einstein

'Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.' ~Carl Gustav Jung

'Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?'

'Sanity calms but madness is more interesting.'

"I am fully aware of social norms, I just choose to ignore them."- L from Shorts and Sweets

"Great! Just what you need! Another disorder!"- Light from Shorts and Sweets

You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

"The boy cries you a a sweater of tears...And you kill him." -Mr. Krabs

OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

It's too late to scream :D

Lets get one thing straight-I'm not

Well, la-dee-fuckin'-da.

Define normal

The trouble with life is there's no background music

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Mostly Copy/Pasting down here.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I, TheLegacyLives do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews,
its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
Because real authors always leave reviews!
Copy and Paste this onto your profile to join the Revolution.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Repost this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

~I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
~I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
~I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
~We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
~I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
~I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
~I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
~I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
~We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
~I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
~I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
~I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
~I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
~I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
~I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
~I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
~I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
~I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
~I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
~I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 266 - Words: 90,134 - Reviews: 5491 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 7/23/2009
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Assorted Flavors by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
A series of vignettes featuring Degrassi crack pairings. The fluffy, the funny, the angsty, and all the possibilities in between. Now playing: Sean/Jimmy
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Degrassi: The Boring Point, A Parody by awriterscorned reviews
This Degrassi parody starts with Degrassi Takes Manhattan. As of 7/20/12 it is updated to the end of season 11. Season 12 chapters coming soon!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,400 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010
Sweet Intoxication by NinjaKipz reviews
AU. SLASH. Light refused the Death Note because he's MUCH more powerful then it. But, I won't reveal what it or HE is. He'd want to tell you himself. Oh, and what does this 'L' person have to do with all this? Full summary inside!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,432 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Light Y., L
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light decides - not bothering to ask L's opinion - that while L will always be Kira's enemy, he can still be Light's boyfriend. So naturally he's supposed to spend Christmas with L and his family at Wammy's, right? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Margins by Tierfal reviews
A collection of short, isolated pieces venturing into various pairings, places, circumstances, tones, humors, ratings, and contexts. Gleefully spoiler-ridden.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - L, Light Y.
When the Saints Come Marching In by Hybrid-Demon reviews
When Near meets L for the first time, he's confused about the feeling the older man sparks. What could it be? And what will become of them in the end? LxNear. Spoilers for Near's real name. RESTARTS ON CHAPTER 17. BEING REWRITTEN. Rated M later maybe?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2006 - L, Near
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Heartworm by skrinkle reviews
Because any form of affection is like a parasite to the heart. ZADR drabbles.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Dib, Zim
A Madness Most Discreet by Lolitaxlolita reviews
Spock gets turned into a woman, and Kirk...well, he has certain feelings about his first officer that need to be confronted.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Mind of the Beast by doxthextimexwarp reviews
They tell you to head into the belly of the beast, but what are you missing when you fail to enter their mind? A THREE-SHOT featuring Fitz, Bianca, and Owen.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Mark F./Fitz, Bianca
Bits and Bites by MoonlightM4gic reviews
Just short little one shots based on thoughts I have. All different types of genres. It'll probably be mostly MxM and LxL, but I'll have other characters/pairings in it too. And rated Teen for language and adult themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,056 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010
Pet by Dlvvanzor reviews
The only thing Light is sure of, now, is that every time the word drips off of L's lips, 'pet,' in reference to his captive, the world's three greatest detectives means it completely, one hundred percent literally. Oneshot, LxL but not romance. Slight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Good Enough by Inventor of ZADRF reviews
DISCONTINUED. It's back to a one-shot. Sorry guys. Dib has a sudden change in his day. One that involves climbing to the top of the highest building in the city. For what reason? You'll have to read to find out. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
If Gravity Pulled You Up by Lost Duck Inc reviews
...then you would not need any salvation this night. As he weakened, what Alfred feared the most was observing Arthur becoming too heavy for him, and their Christmas tree tradition getting too big for him. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Death Note Crack by x-Munch-x reviews
Title says it all! Crack, randomness, hilarity, and stuff that makes no sense whatsoever! :D Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Light Y., L
Mirror Mirror by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light never hated L more than in the moment his father had a heart attack. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Jelly Lurve by Cameo Vincenti reviews
In the midst of working on the the Kira case, L and company are faced with an even bigger problem; Japan has been overrun with floating jellyfish!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L, Light Y.
Breaking Pencils by Tallest Red reviews
Just another memory of getting into an insult match with Zim while we were younger at the Irken Academy. I'm pretty sure I won, but judge for yourself by reading it!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Red, Zim - Complete
Much Ado About Somethings by Holli-chan reviews
There are just those special, rediculous moments we remember together: we cherish them, nobody else cares to hear them, and yet we tell them anyway, just to please ourselves and annoy the dear listener. Random Death Note drabbles of all veriety.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,700 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
Five Minutes to Midnight by sensatsu reviews
L thought he had put him away for good, but now he's back, and he has taken the only thing L ever truly wanted for himself...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Cave In by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Kirk and Spock, trapped and injured by a cave in... Just a little K/S oneshot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Innocence's Grave by PunkPlushie reviews
Todd was used to feeling alone, he had been that way for so long, but this was a whole new kind of alone. One shot
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
The Grave and the Raven by Penonymous reviews
A grown Todd visits a certain grave in order to put his past behind him. One-shot
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Random by awriterscorned reviews
I took all of the girls and maybe a guy or two, put their names on a list, and used a random generator to create innovative crack pairings. Current pairing: Bianca/Emma. Rated M because some chapters will be more intense than others.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
Someone's Gotta Do It by verbal acuity reviews
AdamClare, EliClare - Adam decides to take matters in his own hands to get Eli with Clare - oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Adam T., Clare E. - Complete
God's Mistake by Alyssameep reviews
A drabble into Adam's thoughts...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Adam T. - Complete
Who I Am by amyheartsricky reviews
This time of the morning was always hard...
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Adam T. - Complete
The Horror Of Our Love by zuckonit reviews
I'm your servant, my immortal,break my skin and drain me. Oh, the horror of our love; never so much blood .
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Adam T. - Complete
Gracie's Body by CallXMeXLight reviews
Adam can't help who he is, or what he does. He hasto deal with the pain somehow, it doesn't mean he's proud of himslef but it's a way of coping at least. T for swearing and self harm
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Adam T.
The Naked Time Redux by fightxorxflight reviews
A slashy remix of the TOS episode 'The Naked Time'.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Up In Smoke by Argella reviews
Near would rather forget the last charred fragments of his childhood.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Near - Complete
Written On The Body by Measured reviews
"You didn't tell me," Japan said. He climbed onto the bed and traced his finger over the lines of the character. Ai. Love. Fluid and black, ink under his skin. It was on his chest, right over his heart. Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
One Sentence Confessions by Bodacious-S reviews
Multiple drabbles of characters telling L what he meant to them. Most are 1-5 sentences, pure fluff, and L-centric. Spoilers for real names, L: Change the WorLd, and Another Note. No pairings.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Russian Roulette by Chrysus reviews
Life's a game of chance; professional hitman L Lawliet knows this well. Add artist Light Yagami, along with Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near… well. The odds certainly aren't in L's favor. At this rate, he'll be taking the bullet on his first turn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,571 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
Beyond Birthday's Guide to the Perfect Murder by chibichan998 reviews
Just as the title says. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB, L - Complete
i never shall by Planet of Hats reviews
In which Jim wanders around the ship, and a promise is made. K/S.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Nice to Meet You by Tobiko reviews
Fiona is waiting for HJ to get out of her SAT prep course when she bumps into a new face. Fi/Adam friendship
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Fiona C., Adam T. - Complete
A Fairy Tale by Planet of Hats reviews
Exactly that. Kirk and Spock tell a child a fairy tale. Unoriginal titles FTW
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Falling Short by Largely Inconsequential reviews
Near has started to have dreams... but he doesn't know who they're about. It's only after he gets kidnapped and brutally tortured that he realizes who he wants, and they'll never like him back. Slight AU, Spoilers, Lang., Violence, Suicide, Death, Lemons.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Near, L - Complete
My Name Is Adam by Kitkat052692 reviews
Adam's thoughts about starting Degrassi as transgender
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Adam T. - Complete
White Needs Black by Poisonous Picasso reviews
After Mello dies, Near sees no reason to continue living. So he doesn't. Here are his final thoughts on the fiery subject forever preoccupying his mind.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Near Disaster by tenspeed457 reviews
Matt, Mello, and Near are assigned a case in Russia. Things don't go as planned, and confessions are made... NearxGevanni, MelloxMatt. Yaoi, you know. In this, Kira has been caught before he can kill L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,927 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Simple Jealousy by dramaq reviews
An L-centric one-shot. "My intelligence is a curse. And therefore, I envy the bubbly dimwitted beauty known as Misa Amane." Slight LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - L, Light Y.
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Holli-chan reviews
"This is the story of A, from the eyes of the person who knew him the best. And that, obviously, would be me." B/A, BB POV, Wammy's House Days. Mentions L, K, and some OC's. Rated M for a reason. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - A, BB
If Death Note Was Gay by dramaq reviews
Ryuk makes a bet with Sidoh that he can out the four main Death Note characters! Light, L, Near, and Mello. And how does he go about doing it? By changing the words of 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q of course! Not a song-fic! Humor, slightly crack-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ryuk - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Secret Lover by dramaq reviews
"'Mmmm, so delicious. Yeah baby,' the voice purred. I slapped my hand over my mouth to stifle the scandalized gasp threatening to escape my lips." Matt hears some interresting noises coming from his and Mello's room... and it's easy to misinterpret. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Vocabulary Gaps by Dlvvanzor reviews
Needless to say, it was going to be difficult to explain the definition of 'Al Gore shower' to the genius detective who was only going to understand the most technical of descriptions. Oneshot LxLight, Light POV Fluff. Reposted.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Five Different, One The Same by Adrian Kyle reviews
I made five scenes that were really, really close to being really, really romantic but weren't into five romantic scenes, then put in one scene that they couldn't have made any more romantic if they had tried. Kirk/Spock. R&R, please.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Memories ON HIATUS by Holli-chan reviews
I suck at summaries, so you'll have to read the stupid story. Full of MxM goodness. Rated T for later chapters, rating may change if i get the guts to write more smutty stuff. MxM, wammy boys look back on their life mostly matt and mel POV, some near 2
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Mello, Matt
Glory by Vashtijoy reviews
Once he started paying attention to them, Light found his sexual preferences weren't quite as he'd expected. Oneshot, explicit.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Here comes the candle by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Matt's Cigs by dramaq reviews
Kira is dead and Matt and Mello share a shabby apartment. Now... why did Mello steal Matt's cigarets? One-shot fluff! MXM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Insert Slash Here: A Collection of Oneshots by Brittany Diamond reviews
K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Shore Leave by thekingofcosmos reviews
So, what did Captain Kirk really do during shore leave? K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Tierfal reviews
The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cry Me a River by Let's Explode reviews
"I'm being selfish, as always... You should be proud of me." Is it so wrong to fear losing someone you love?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Near - Complete
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Evangelos by Bialy reviews
Destiny? Nah. Nothing even close. But this is him, Mello, Mihael Keehl, the rowdy boy who never quite fit, the mafia prodigy and streak of fire cutting his way through the world. Mello, in seven kisses. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mello
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Notes by WallofIllusion reviews
A collection of Death Note drabbles. Characters featured: L, Mello, Near, Halle Lidner, Matt. Mostly drama and angst.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2006
Dusk Run by Anti-Logic reviews
The reply is an obscure grumble. Ludwig pretends to study the moon, turning his face away so Feliciano can’t tell just how off-kilter he is thrown. Words are not his strong point, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Charming by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Leviathan by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
PolandxLithuania. The flesh is weak. Poland knows that he should not, that it is the devil tempting him but how can he resist forever? It's too bad blasphemy feels so good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
I Had The Most Amazing Dream by T'Guess reviews
Spock dreams...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Spock - Complete
Ghosts by Vashtijoy reviews
AU. Light is raped in prison. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Grayscale by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Even the smallest drop of Black is enough to change White forever. NearxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Lemons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
L ponders the meaning behind the label of 'lemon.' And no, he doesn't mean the fruit. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memories by Wicked Lovelace reviews
Mello and Matt's time in the Whammy House. Read inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,151 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Oral Fixation by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Must you ALWAYS have something in your mouth?” LxLIGHT DRABBLE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Liar by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re going to die soon, aren’t you?” Near's last conversation with L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Near - Complete
Fairytales by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sitting comfortably in L's lap, a young Near mulls over the story of Snow White. FLUFF.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Private Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Tierfal reviews
“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Humanity by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Following the events of Light’s death, Near obtains a security video dated November 5th, 2004... KiraxL, LxNear. RATED M FOR A REASON. COMPLETE VERSION ON AFF.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Not Like This by Kimiel reviews
Kirk reminisces on the progression of his relationship with Spock...to the bitter end. Three conjoined drabbles; slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2008 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Basic Human Needs by Maiden of the Moon reviews
What’s more," L continued, wholly unfazed, "after deep consideration of all factors, I’ve concluded that there is a sixty eight percent chance that you would not only enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with me, but that you would prefer me to Misa."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tapestry by Catch23North reviews
A truth unspoken. K/S. Takes place in Spock's quarters.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Shards of Broken Minds by Computerfreak101 reviews
L is wrong. Near is wrong. Mello, Aizawa, Misa, they're all wrong, wrong, wrong. Light isn't Kira. He could never be Kira, no matter how hard he tries. Kira is just too different.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Let There Be Light by draco-is-the-punk reviews
AU: Light, L, Misa, Mello, Matt and Near are actors working together on the new thriller Kira-Kira. LightxL, MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Light Y., L
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Droplets by Swing-21 reviews
50 sentences challenge, of the ZADR variety. Invader Zim doesn't belong to me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Possession by dorawarrior reviews
Near had always admired L...but to what degree?...with Light in the picture...things are bout to get complicated!...LXLight and LXNear..and maybe...LightXNear..Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note or its characters, i only own this story's plot. Completed!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,884 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Near, L - Complete
Dad! I can explain! by Swing-21 reviews
One-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Mello's Diary by Mello Likes Chokoretto reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like to peek in on Mello's everyday life? Well, this is it. Straight from a fictional diary, Mello's Memoirs.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Mello
Seven Times by eishi reviews
There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dirty Dancing by WittyWriter reviews
A story in which boredom brings forth chaos. But no, it's a fun story... at least it was fun to write. Style. Slash. StanXKyle. KyleXStan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Loser's Tale by Swing-21 reviews
Gretchen watched them fight, praying that Dib would look her way just once. But she just couldn't compete with the green kid. Oneshot ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Gretchen, Dib - Complete
The Golden Son, Light by Serria reviews
Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
just desserts by kyleisgod reviews
A series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours by lock shock and barrel reviews
[Slight ZADR] Dib seeks refuge from the rain...in a most unexpected place. Secrets are revealed, chaos most likely ensues. [the title is totally platonic and metaphorical. I win.]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Dib, Zim
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
For the Love of Cake by aRAUCANA reviews
Yagami Raito laments as L chooses a slice of nonexistant strawberry shortcake over him. RaitoxL crack fic. FORGET THE ANGST. WE'LL ADD A DOUBLY ANGSTY CHAPTER NEXT TIME in like what, 5 years? Ok, no. UPDATED!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
A Message to Headquarters by Smoking Panda reviews
A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. But Zim likes the apple blossoms. Mild ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Why Season Five Is Like A Bad Fanfic by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
It so goes there.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Evils by Lael Adair reviews
An Invader Zim drabble, exactly 100 words.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Dib - Complete
Nothing Sweeter by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There's nothing in this world so sweet as love, and next to love, the sweetest thing is hate. [Quoted from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. ZADR, for Andalitebandit6]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Believe by Maiden of the Moon reviews
You told me to believe in myself, mom... in whatever I thought was true, no matter what anyone else said. ...And I chose to believe in Zim. [ZADR, for thedarklordkeisha]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Roses are Red by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The Tallest command that Zim end his relationship with Dib... permanently. [ZADR For quietlife00]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Day That Hell Froze Over by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It's the final battle for the fate of the Earth, but things don't go quite as Dib planned. Zim seems to be having fun, though... [Rated for: ZADR implications, language, stupidity. XD]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Strong Enough by Maiden of the Moon reviews
I am strong enough to stand alone . . . but there is strength in numbers. [ZADR, rated for language and implied slash.]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Homemade Tuna by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Gir makes Zim a present. [No, it's not really tuna.] ZimxGir fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Even in the End by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Why? Why... If I just saved the world if... I just won... Why do I feel like I’ve lost? [Implied ZADR. Character death.]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I Saw an Irken Testing Mistletoe by Maiden of the Moon reviews
I saw an Irken testing mistletoe, deep inside his home base late last night... [ZADR fluff. Parody of 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' Happy Holidays!]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dissection by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It continued. The caressing, probing, tearing...until neither could process the screams anymore. And though the sounds continued to ring through their ears, they were paid no heed. [ZADR Sequel to Fly in a Web]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Fly in a Web by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Like a fly in a web... complete with a weak, useless resistance. He was already doomed: doomed to be killed. To be consumed. To be savored, enjoyed. [ZxD flavored, OneShot ficlet]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Art by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He didn’t like the fluid. No, he did not like the fluid at all: the sweat, the blood, the...other stuff. But God, DID he love the screams. He loved the screams and the writhing, the sear of heated flesh beneath his gloved hand...HER heated flesh. [NxD]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005
Peanut Butter Intestines by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Johnny dissects an Uncrustable at lunch. Mmmm. . . Yummy. [AU ficlet. NnyxDevi indications]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005
The Hunt by SilverPhoenix-21 reviews
Zim is chasing Dib again, but this time he's enjoying it. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
Futile by Lael Adair reviews
An Invader Zim drabble, exactly 100 words.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Mortal Roomies by trickrtreatn reviews
After accidently burning down Squee's house, Zim is "convinced" by Johnny to let them both stay at his base until they can find a better place to live. To add to the inconvenience, the Resisty is after Squee.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004
Kiss by Lady Myotismon reviews
ZADR Dib lies to Zim about what a kiss really is and ends up locking lips with the person he hates most.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Sunset by sunny-historian reviews
Shore leave, and nobody's trying to kill him? Heaven. But Kirk's still not happy...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2003 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The Nightmare Begins - The MUSICAL! by Nadine reviews
Because the one thing more twisted than Invader Zim is a Broadway version of Invader Zim. It's the greatest musical ever written about obsession, doom, and tacos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002