PureHeartKill
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Joined 03-15-10, id: 2290526, Profile Updated: 10-22-14
Author has written 2 stories for Junjō Romantica.

Hey! PureHeartKill here! I have always loved writing, and I try to write everyday. Although FanFiction isn't one of my top priorities anymore, I still write my own original fiction everyday. I have several wattpad accounts where I have posted my work and I am trying to get self published in the near future.


A fact about me:

I love cats. I have three. One has short black hair and emerald green eyes. I love him more than life. He is adventurous, spontaneous and can be really stupid at times but I love him anyway. I named him Nowaki. The other has long black hair and emerald green eyes. He is Nowaki's brother and is kind of a prince. I named him Yuki. And my newest baby is another black cat named Hideyoshi, but we have nicknamed him beast for various reasons.

I'm just going to leave this rest of this up here...

A story that me and my friend made up when we were texting and being random, just to show how insane we both are:

Shiro: Hai

PureHeartKill: Hey

Shiro: Hey Hey Hey

PureHeartKill: Hey Hai Hey

Shiro: Hi Hola Hey Hello Hai Hiya Heya Heyyou

PureHeartKill: Heyyou Hey Konichiwa Ohaio Hai holala yo ywllow yummy tum tummy tum hey watchya up to mah brotha

Shiro: Ohwo nuthin muchoose just icein in my den with the dragon and the beautiful forte. How awesome would it be if you could get on a hubby and piggyback downtown to the forest with the nessessities and visit the great?

PureHeartKill: I dun no man I think I'd rather chill with mah peeps in the castle under the sky writing about our lives and how we live them praying to shinigami-sama that our ships will be realized.

Shiro: Well sometimes the glasses of reality open the doors to the alligator sky where the almighty reigns over the region where we laid down our swords.

PureHeartKill: Well if shinogami-sama could get off his ass and rain happiness onto the world under the alligator sky were our swords have been laid then the trees would grow blue and the sky would be filled with rainbows.

Shiro: Bone down to the hollow tree with some midgets and you'll find your golden mastermind.

PureHeartKill: My golden mastermind can be found by my munchkins by following the yellow brick road to the island of value and sense and going into the sea of red down to the botton of the earth where a golden ship lied in the sand.

Shiro: It's there that sometimes the mighty mite will show its face. Neither man nor woman will ever know what lies beyond the trench coat of doom.

PureHeartKill: Oh doom, hell's only friend, shine your lights of death to the worlds beyond the alligator sky so that may see the rainbows of kami-sama and capes of joy.

Shiro: Whatever it says that's written on the paper dollie that lays beyond the venom of the poison that could possibly melt your brain to ash... You must tell no one. Together we can face the beast.

PureHeartKill: If No One is the wizard that sits on top of the mountain of screams, he already knows the secret to the treasure chest of common sense.

Shiro: The chest will be already grown into a treefort you must belch to find your way back to the jabbermonks. Their name describes them all trust me. They're monks, and they jabber.

PureHeartKill: The monks that jabber only want a child born from the rich fertile soil of every female that crosses their paths and wish only that the treasure was real and could shower them with gold.

Shiro: Gold does not intrigue those with open minds.

PureHeartKill: Those with minds that are open are aware of the blood that stains our existence as the human race.

Shiro: From the treetops he yelt out to them "I have grown!" Heeved and Hooed he gathered up his will and growled.

PureHeartKill: The growl spread across the land telling the story of the magical fruit and as he leaped down the lollipop streets he cried tears of gummy gum drops.

Shiro: Then he farted

PureHeartKill: And out popped rainbows

THE END

I swear to god that actually happened... We both had too much sugar that day...


Here are some things I found that I found funny.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


Love you, Hate you, Shank you

PureHeartKill

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Takahiro Finds Out More? by CheyanneChika reviews
Sequel to Takahiro Finds Out. Misaki is pregnant and watch as the drama unfolds. MPREG. Update: Now that he has the baby, you might think the drama is over. Well it's not. Definitely not. Mostly Usagi/Misaki with some Egoist and appearances by Terrorist.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,620 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
My Cousin's Boyfriend is My Favorite Author! by Iyosana-Hari reviews
Our two favorite ukes are cousins and fans of the others' boyfriend. How do Usagi and Yuki feel about this? Rated T for my dirty mind jk paranoia and profanity! If you like this, support the pairing and write your own story, either one or the other, or even better a crossover!
Crossover - Gravitation & Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 3/1/2011 - [Eiri Y., Shuichi S.] [Misaki T., A. Usami] - Complete
Kowaku Blessing by Alexia Featherchild reviews
This is an AU Sequel to Island Enchantment. Tatsumi Souichi brought home to Japan more than he ever thought was possible or bargained for. How will he and Morinaga Tetsuhiro deal with this? Contains MPREG.
Tyrant Falls in Love/恋する暴君 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - [Morinaga T., Souichi T.]
Beautiful Disaster by Secret Account 11 reviews
Tamaki is always telling Kyoya about how he already knows who he's meant to spend the rest of his life with. One day, Kyoya begins to wonder if that person is Kyoya himself. Pairing is KyoyaxTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
His One and Only by Blinking Silence reviews
Usagi-san is wondering how to ask Misaki a question when tragedy strikes. EXTREME SAPPINESS
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
kiss and tell by iwaki-san'sfuturewife reviews
misaki and akihiko decide to tell takahiro about there relationship. what will his reaction be? read and find out.sorry about the title i had trouble coming up with a name for this one.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Doctors by Yuri Light reviews
And with that Kusama Nowaki and Kamijo Hiroki, the doctor and professor, the unlikeliest of couples, went to their shared bedroom to finish what they had started moments ago, the coat sprawled out on the couch forgotten.' M/M Shounen-ai. Read and Review!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
IM ADOPTED! by MidoriTenchi90 reviews
Misaki find out the he is adopted, how is takahiro to explain this and how will Usagi deal with this news. Read and Find out
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Adventures in Parenthood by IronicNarwhal reviews
Nothing is ever easy as it sounds, but you never find that out until you try it for yourself. Misaki and Akihiko realize this applies to parenting, as well. Through trial and error, good times and bad, follow the pair on their adventures in parenthood.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Junjou Terrorist: Caught by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
What happened if Shinobu's father, Miyagi's boss, caught them kissing? MiyagixShinobu terrorist.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T.
Under the Milky Way by Kelun reviews
Everything congealed together to make the boy in the newspapers into the boy waiting on the rooftop with windy hair and cloudy eyes. Kaito expected Conan Edogawa, but found Shinichi Kudo. / slash/mpreg/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
The Spatula Test by Cerberus Revised reviews
Hiroki's mother has finally figured out a way to find out what is really going on in the life of her closemouthed son. Will Hiroki come out of the closet or just end up going deeper in? Rated "T". All JR Three JR couples appear. This was my first multi-chapter FF and I'm still proud of it. Lots of laughs and lots of feels. FINISHED.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,848 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K., Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
You're What? by Wolfram von Bielefeld reviews
Yuuri always knew that the people of the demon kingdom were a bit...odd...But this is just too much! Rated M for lemons and MPREG. Yuuram
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,379 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
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I Will Never Love Like This Again reviews
What would happen if Miyagi thought that Shinobu was dead, but then the boy showed up at his door in tears? Warning: BoyXBoy paring MPreg in later chapters, no character deaths. Don't like, Don't read
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,599 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T.
Junjou Korosu reviews
For full summary click on the link. WARNING: BOYXBOY COUPLES AND MENTIONS OF MPREG DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ Rated T for violence, and minor language, might become M in later chapters if I decide to add Junjou Romantica lemons. Focus is on my OC's
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/30/2011