Epic Breadstick
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Joined 03-15-10, id: 2290591, Profile Updated: 04-18-11
Author has written 5 stories for Left 4 Dead, Twilight, and Gears of War.

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit.

My name is Sarah, and I'm 17 years old. I'm a Redditor (lies, I just lurk), I play Warcraft & Xbox, I listen to cool music and I'm pretty FUCKING FUNNY.

Daniel Tosh and I are married. So. That's that.

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Gears in Therapy by Kade Riggs reviews
"If Satan's door stood between humanity and extinction, Delta was the only squad with big enough boots to kick it down, and everyone knew it." The war's over and Delta's been pushed into the working world, where the fight for civilization has just begun.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 234,869 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Marcus F., Dominic S.
L4D: Surving The Apocalyspe: Part 1: No Mercy by IanMenendez reviews
Louis, Fransic, Zoey, and Bill from the game L4D try their hand at fending off the horde in Newsberg and UPDATED: CHAPTER 13 AFTER MORE THEN YEAR-LONG HIATUS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Louis, Zoey
The Last Girl on Earth by DeathMcGunz reviews
My name's Pepsi, I'm fourteen, and I fear that I am the last girl on Earth.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,159 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010
End of Innocence by CorkyTheGuar reviews
After losing Keith, Ellis finds an unlikely shoulder to lean on. Nick has concerns about his own immunity, and Ellis must cope as Nick's fear and paranoia slowly turn him into a different kind of monster. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,747 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Let the Devil In by archy the cockroach reviews
Four survivors. A journey through hell, hope and fear. NickEllis, RochelleEllis. Friendship, sex, gore.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
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World War Zo II : Desolation reviews
Zoey made it. But at what cost? What destruction had she left in her wake? Fighting for her way back into the world she desperately tried to escape, Zoey searches for the ones she abandoned and the part of her she so often repelled. Sequel to World War Zo
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,829 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Zoey, Ellis
All's Fair In Love And Lust reviews
The unfortunate, often humorous incidents following the infamous love triangle. Bella sucks. Mainly Jakeward. Lots of sex. M for explicitness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Jacob
World War Zo reviews
Zoey is torn apart by the loss of her comrades. Desperate for salvation, she is forced to place her trust and her life in hands of four strangers. It's been done before, but not quite like this .
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,991 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Zoey, Ellis - Complete
Green As Grass reviews
Pvt. Ben Carmine is a rook who is thrown into the depths of a war he's been fighting his whole life. Only now he's on the inside. AU. Read & Review!
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - B. Carmine
Twitits reviews
Edward leaves Bella. So...now what? Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella