He Who Descends
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Joined 03-16-10, id: 2290738, Profile Updated: 12-03-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Titanic, and Anastasia.

Hey guuys... can I be in the movie? (Lol, don't get the reference? Haha youtube concrete giraffes)

Anyway, hiya!

Now I don't know what to say.

I like Twilight, and ponies, and kitties, and puppies (wait what?) and war, and horrible torture and death and kittens and flying ponies with horns and most especially Carlisle and Jasper and I really like Carlisle x Aro 'cause it's weird and against all involved parties' religions/personal restrictions. I also enjoy Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Superjail! (Haven't seen it? Over 15? WATCH IT!) I like holidays in my favouritest place on Earth which is Stanthorpe and visiting my grandma who lives there and eating her delicious food. I'm kinda obsessed with rrraaapppeee (no offence is intended to anyone who is a rape victim or knows a rape victim. I take that sh*t seriously >:I) I like grapes and apples and kittens. Also medical antiques and antiques in general. And old stuff and history. And kittens :)

Just want y'all to know:

If I'm being lazy, you're going crazy,

You were once crying, but now you're dying,

For a new chapter, did she/he get eaten by a raptor?

It's alright, don't shake with fright,

For all you need, is indeed,

To send me wake up, a shake up, don't give me a break!

For whinge-ing and whining makes me find my pining,

To show you what lies ahead, are the characters dead?

The only way to find out the mystery and mayhem,

To send me a PM, nothing but phlegm will rhyme with mayhem!

Above we see a great example of why I'm not a poet (and don't I know it 0.o)

Anyway, the general message was PM the sh*t out of me if you want a new chapter 'cause I will update as soon as possible if I get PM's (even just one). It's just sometimes I get busy doing other crap and writing new stuff and researching my antique collection and getting frustrated 'cause no one seems to know anything about any of them... oops, where was I? Ah, yes, I get busy and sometimes forget about stories especially ones that don't get reviews because otherwise I'd see the review in my email and remember to write more, but I sometimes need to be told:

'Oi, b*tch, write mo sh*t cuz I enjoys reading yo mindless bullsh*t drabble-y crud, girl/man/homie/thang!'

So, please, please don't sit there if you really want more! Abuse the crap out of me in my PM's or reviews and don't stop until you get a new chappie out of me! Also, I like it when readers have ingenious ideas for what should happen next and suggest things, sometimes I run out of creative flow, so feel free to suggest or request certain things you like, for example:

smut, Carlisle rape (insert the name of the rapist please...), kittens, motorbikes, someone dying, someone dyeing their hair, someone killing someone, hilarious scenes you acted out with your cat while no one was home... that kinda stuff!

Just don't be mad if I don't like it or can't work with it...

So uh.

FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY FORTH AND WREAK YOUR GENIUS UPON THE WORLD OF FANFICTION!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

(Now I'm choking!!)

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Life as a Cabin Boy by 3ntitylvr reviews
Cabin boys aren't what they seem to be as Ciel Phantomhive is about to find out when he's taken by the dreaded Pirate Sebastian of The Black Demon. But perhaps with hard work he can prove himself to be worthy of more than he gets. Multiple pairings, all Yaoi boyxboy , rated M for later chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,298 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/6/2010 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
One Candle by Kitsune Curoryu reviews
"Normally, I can't sleep without my room being filled with light. But when I was with Ciel, one candle was enough. At least, until the night when IT happened and changed everything." Alois POV, Alois/Ciel, mpreg. Please read and review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,987 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Ciel in Wonderland by 3ntitylvr reviews
Poor Ciel, he should know better than agree to play a game with Alois. 'Cause now he's caught in the little sadists world and has to play this game, because losing is not an option when the stakes are this high. Story is dedicated to my friends Eric and Simon. RIP you two.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ciel P. - Complete
Sweetest Sin by Tilldeathilive reviews
A new kid Ciel comes to school and meets the school slut Alois, sparks fly when they get more time with each other but someone doesn't want them together. bad at summary Yaoi, rated M for later on. Alois x Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,984 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Baby Days by CarlisleLover1234 reviews
When Carlisle gets turned into a little kid, will the Cullens find the cure in time before the Volturi get ahold of him? Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,196 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Carlisle
The Demon's Neko by Azrielle.Antoinette reviews
Sebastian put him down on the bed and turned to walk out "Sebastian..." he heard the master say.he turned to find Ciel splayed on the bed,nightshirt to the side.he was completely naked except for the thin sheet over him."cool me.""yes master" YAOI!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,390 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Acting out on his Frustrations by Dido0712 reviews
Jasper uses his powers on an unsuspecting Carlisle. Will Carlisle like it? Lemon J/C mature for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Jasper, Carlisle
la mia consorte by slytherin4evur reviews
post breaking dawn Carlisle has a hidden past. He's Aro's real mate & his consort. After hundreds of years apart the two get together again to the shock of the Cullens. That's part of the reason why he left the Volturi. AroXCarlisle EsmeX? for now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Aro, Carlisle
Carlisle Pays While Bella Preys by andromida1964 reviews
Evil Bella has grown to be a very bitter scientist. She blames Carlisle for her past, being head of his coven. She will make him feel pain both as a vampire and a human. Will she let him go back to his family, when things go wrong, before he dies? MA C/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,744 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
A Vampire's World by Torchwood-Babe reviews
Carlisle and his three sisters face an awful life, where Jasper and his brothers and sister have them as their slaves.in a world where vampires rule.AU.Lemons. Warning Mpreg of Carlisle.A/Es,Ed/B,Em/R,B/J.Now adopted see inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Kurobocchan by Amaymon reviews
Ciel's been a Demon for a while now and is starting to get intense pains from the change. Sebastian's concern is minimal as his cursed life continues. What better way than to relieve his anger than to cure Ciel's pain AND get a little revenge on the side?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,367 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Candor of Our Dark Bond by Angelblaze2007 reviews
Ciel and Sebastian fall deep in love with one another after an order given through boredom, now the world's against them. Bondage, fight scenes, smut, lemons and cursing.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 83,942 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Leather by teabizarre reviews
Jasper tries to flee his dishonourable discharge and his desires, but out in the desert is something even more frightening than his own personal demons. AU. All slash. Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle
In A Spiders Web by Mistress of odd pairings reviews
Alois believes he has captured Ciel and is tortureing him, but is Ciel really being punnish? Alois x Ciel no longer a one shot. XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
The Forks in the Road by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
When a body turns up in Forks, Washington, who else could possibly solve the murder? Brennan and Booth are called to Forks and with the help of local Doctor Cullen and his family, can they work out who murdered the teenage girl?
Crossover - Bones & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - T. Brennan, Carlisle
Poisoned Rescue by FacinelliFan882639s reviews
Aro rescues a prostituting Carlisle off of the streets of Volterra in the late 1700's, but did Aro really RESCUE him? or did he set him up for more terror in his life that was already overloaded with fear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
Carlisle's Journal by FacinelliFan882639s reviews
A tale of Carlisle's past, why he is so gentle and loving, and why he hates to even lay a stray finger on others. SEXUAL THEMES, WARNING. CHILD ABUSE TOWARD CARLISLE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Angel of Plague by Krystalynne Riddle Cullen reviews
Just as he thinks he has found true love, Carlisle falls dangerously ill. Without Aro's help, his future is uncertain. Aro, forced to choose between his darker impulses and his innocent lover, finds himself slowly cracking under the strain... Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Aro, Carlisle - Complete
My Young Love by Inari Kasugawa reviews
Russia and his *coughpedocough* hobbies. Wow, Russia has been getting alot of love lately.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
The Doctor is Out by Kimmeth reviews
Dr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence... One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Recovery by Palavra Escravo reviews
“You’ll see how wonderful life can be if you let me take care of you.” It was then Jasper sobbed, Carlisle would never let him go. Slash Dark!Carlisle x Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper
Breaking Through The Darkness by cherrydelightz reviews
Jasper is a victim of child abuse, and when Carlisle finds him and takes him to meet his family - Esme, Edward, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie - Jasper must finally realize what it means to have a family. One family's strength to survive all problems.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
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Poison
Bella and Edward move into a historic mansion, but Bella soon finds that the home is not settled; old mysteries and sadness plague the home presenting in the form a dark figure that watches her sleep. With the help of Rose, she just might figure out who is watching her and why... This is now a series of 1 shots about the paranormal. Diff characs/places, summary for each new story:)
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,890 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Carlisle, Jasper] Bella, Rosalie
A Vampire's World Adopted from TorchwoodBabe reviews
Carlisle and his three sisters face an awful life, where Jasper and his brothers and sister have them enslaved!In a world where vampires rule. AU. Lemons. Warning Mpreg of Carlisle. A/Es,Ed/B,Em/R,B/Jake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Carlisle, Jasper
J'ai été en Attente Pour Vous reviews
Carlisle has spent his entire life suffering in an asylum. Jasper gets his first job at said asylum and despite their age difference, they quickly become attracted to each other. Jasper rescues Carlisle and they run away together. Their lives are peaceful for a while, living with other vampires, but this doesn't last long when two doctors who never forgot Carlisle come for revenge!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [Aro, Carlisle, Jasper]
Na Pravil'nom Puti reviews
Alek cant remember a thing about his past except that hes lived in orphanage for most of it.His life looks bleak when his nursemaid finds him a job.Until fate leads him to St Petersburg where he meets Jaspers gang who are going to help him find his family
Crossover - Twilight & Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Carlisle, Grigori Rasputin - Complete
The Lonely House reviews
What happens when adoptive brother and sister, Jasper and Bella, meet a ghost in human form? What if that ghost has fallen in love with Jasper? And what happens when they find the body? Will the ghost be discovered? M for a reason maybe OOC, multi-POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
My Sweet Child: A Tale of Love reviews
Carlisle Cullen, 13, and his mother plan to travel abroad to NY on the Titanic. Little do they know it will sink!So what do a girl who can tell the future and a gorgeous model have to do with things?Even if his mother's gone,Carlisle will still be loved.
Crossover - Titanic & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - [Carlisle, Jasper, Esme]