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Joined 03-16-10, id: 2291218, Profile Updated: 02-06-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

"You never have to forgive me. No matter what happens to you from here on out, I will always love you."

RIP

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/87-3/14/08

"Father, I finally understand your feelings...The freedom you felt when you chose to die to protect your friends..."

RIP

Neji Hyuga

7/3/93-12/18/12

Stories

Bite me and I'll bite you back- Completed 05/27/10

Fight For Something Precious -Completed 02/19/12

Our Little Secret - Completed 01/07/14

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11915 - Favs: 12,084 - Follows: 10,270 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cut it out and then Restart by weshallflyaway reviews
After the Battle of Blackwater, Sandor takes Sansa to Riverrun to join the Starks; Yet the road to redemption is never a simple one, nor is it an easy thing to change one's fate.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,149 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] Arya S., Catelyn S. - Complete
The Importance of Being A Youkai's Mate by LianaLyn reviews
Kagome, Rin and Sango try to adjust to the complexities of being a youkai's mate while trying to maintain a normal life, but they're about to find out there's no such thing as normal when you belong to youkai. Sequel to Importance of Being Kept.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,493 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chain of Love by Chiera reviews
Sesshoumaru's mother decides that the Western lands need an heir and hires a Matchmaker to deal with the job. She soon realises that no arrow of Amor could make Sesshoumaru fall and thus resorts to more extreme means - or rather it would seem, to a chain.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,877 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Kindergarten Flirting by Wolf Blossom reviews
Back in kindergarten your mother would tell you if a boy pulls your pigtails he likes you, and if he dips them in paint he loves you. That goes for the rest of your life too. Moreover, when you're an adult and work for the Hottest Man of the Year. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,887 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11097 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
A Dangerous Trade by MarauderGirl777 reviews
Sakura and S-rank criminal Uchiha Itachi accidentally switch bodies due to a mishap in a battle. Will they destroy each other, or will this bring them closer together? SakuraxItachi, rated M for POSSIBLE later lemons. Slight humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Best Medicine by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,628 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8181 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Importance of Being Kept by LianaLyn reviews
Kagome transfers to a prestigous university filled with powerful youkai and unwillingly becomes a "kept" woman along with her roommates. Rin struggles with being more than just a pet to Sesshoumaru. Sango tries to tame Miroku.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,084 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Race of Romance by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] Being paired up in a race with an Uchiha was never easy…especially if he was an arrogant bastard, not to mention an overprotective boyfriend. Enter thugs, fan boys and Jiraiya, the host and a pervert extraordinaire. Hell will soon break loose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Let Me Love You by Sapphirie reviews
This story takes place after the last episode of Vampire Knight Guilty. Yuuki and Kaname take their relationship to the next level, but as they grow closer, their lives get more in danger. What will the couple do in face of another antagonistic pureblood
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,865 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Ten Ways to Annoy Uchiha Itachi by MarauderGirl777 reviews
As the title says. Just a short little thing I came up with. For the lulz.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Devil's Whisper by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 191,323 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tree Lessons by Gabbeh reviews
-SASUSAKU- He finally admitted that he loved her, and actually did something so out of character he was sure she would be thrilled. Well, he thought wrong. "Why the hell did you engrave our names on my favorite tree you bastard!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Future Expectation by Tenshi no Tsukikage reviews
Sequel to Past Experiences. Akatsuki, the Chuunin Exams, Itachi being tempted by power, and that bastard Kane. As soon as things settle down, Sakura finds her life spinning out of control. SakuraItachi SakuMultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Past Experiences by Tenshi no Tsukikage reviews
A year after Sasuke's betryal, while training with her new sensei Sakura ends up in the past. Now someone is after her as she tries to blend in, in the past with the Uchiha's! SakuraItachi COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,948 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Mend a Broken Soul by I.Plead.Ignorance reviews
Suna is in great need for medinin, but Gaara only wants the best to save his people. Tsunade couldn't do it, so in comes Sakura. Unknowingly, she ends up healing not just lives but a broken soul of the Kazekage as well.M for adult sit. &LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ponderings of a lazy genius by iMissa reviews
She was loud, obnoxious, tempermental, everything he wasn't. He shouldn't want her... but he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Recess by NessieGG reviews
Tenten gets stuck on desk duty, but it's a kind she's not used to. 'Neji, I'm not going to have a make out session with you in a broom closet.' [NejiTen] [Team Gai, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Neji's Boxer by MisSs005 reviews
4 A.M.:A suspicious person has been located in our favourite Hyuuga’s chambers..Could it be this particular famous weaponmistress? Could he,she possible survive the Hyuuga’s wrath? And TenTen.. just what the heck are YOU doing with NEJI’s undie? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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Our Little Secret reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fight For Something Precious reviews
Never, and I mean NEVER, let your vampire husband impregnate you. Murderous immortals, Instincts, pervertedness, and poor pregnant me who's just going with the flow. "Do not make me belly-bash you, I promise that you will fly without wings" Sequel to Bite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bite me and I'll bite you back reviews
How do you make someone love you? You kidnap them of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete