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Joined 03-16-10, id: 2291379, Profile Updated: 04-28-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
I write some stuff... Sorta.
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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 9,381 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lipstick Lies by redrccm reviews
"A kiss is the result of having found each other." - Anonymous Natasha and Steve start to make out casually, she is teaching him how people kiss in the 21st century. It started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Fill Me with Your Poison by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan's intrigued by vampires. Edward Cullen's bored and alone. What happens when they meet? AU, vampire. Rated M. Inspired by Katy Perry's ET.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punishment by fanficsofclare reviews
When in a relationship with a certain consulting detective, it's best not to flirt with anyone else. Unless you want to be punished. BDSM
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12253 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 9,898 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25055 - Favs: 12,174 - Follows: 8,240 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peace by bevcannon672 reviews
After New Moon. Edward left and didn't come back for 3 years. He found a completely different Bella. Addicted to drugs and selling her body, could he save her? A/U Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witness Protection by twicrack83 reviews
Rebel Bella has been shipped around the U.S. for years to different foster homes after being placed in Child Protective Services. What will happen when she is placed with uptight Edward and his family? AU/AH/OOC/adult language and lemons ensue!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 145,840 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan's Rules for the Real World by SarahCullen17 reviews
She's a meek journalism student who was just hired to her university's newspaper. He's the rude, arrogant, aggressive editor-in-chief who could make anyone feel meek. You know what they say: journalists do it on deadline. One-shot of the lemon variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screwed by ShqipeNela reviews
I'm Screwed. I'm in love with my best friend. Best friend loves another girl. Love can kiss my ass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is but a Memory by Domysticated reviews
You were gorgeous, mysterious, haunted. I wanted to save you; I wanted to give you something you would take with you forever. I didn't know I was giving you my life. Written for the Pick a Pic challenge, now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,370 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Liqour? I Don't Even Know Her by Buff82 reviews
Just another drab Thursday, or so he thought... 1st PLACE JUDGE'S PICK FOR THE TSA HOT LEMONS CONTEST! AH Rated M for language&sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Surrender by SweetPerky reviews
A o/s featuring my fantasy of how Isle Esme would have gone. Edward and Bella awaken their passion for one another and explore the island. Full of lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Giving In by TwistedTale reviews
On their honeymoon Bella decides wants to take a look at Edward's darker side in bed. But she didn't think it would be so easy making him give in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's First Night Club by Jazzy's Southern Girl reviews
All-Vamps! Bella's husband and her siblings think it is time for her to experience her first club experience. They dress her up and drag her out for the night, let's see what she does when she finds out where they're taking her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angel Series 2: Angel's Embrace by drotuno reviews
The SECOND in the Angel series. We are continuing in the lives of the Cullens, during their senior year at Dartmouth, when some new things develop in their lives. Will Edward and Bella be able to deal with the changes? AU/slightly-OOC. Rated M...lemons, language, violence. Sequel to Broken Angel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 370,821 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shopping List by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Bella goes shopping after just moving in with her father in small town, Forks. Sell-boy Edward helps her around. They get stuck in the store when the doors close automatically. Darkness, Edward, free products...what can happen? ONE SHOT - now, short story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 178 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Southern Cover by blueeyedlamb reviews
This wasn't her type of music...but he was exactly her type of man. What happens when Bella gets dragged to a country concert only to feel an extraordinary connection with the singer? Jasper/Bella pairing. AH, Lemon! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pillow Talk by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Relaxed and intimate,sweet and inviting, honest and raw conversations between two partners. A glimpse into a night in the Cullen's house.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sight of Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's newest worst nightmare. Disturbing. Twisted. Insane. Not for the weak of mind or stomach. M for explicit gore and horror. Drabble, almost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
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Save Me From Yourself reviews
No Cullens. No Edward. Jasper is Bella's lover, but Major Whitlock, God of War, is her cruel master. Can he save her from himself? A/U Drabble O/S More if gets good reveiws.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Jasper, Bella
Shake reviews
Edward left. Bella crumbled. 10 years later she's forced herself to forget their life together. But then she's kidnapped by a very familiar person... AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
Bella isn't the broken girl she used to be. She's Haley Williams. She's over "him". She moved on, but every night she prays to God that she forgets "he" ever existed, or "he" comes back for her. One wish is granted... but which one? No wolves. A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward