Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Well, hello people I do not know!!! :D
My name is BLAH BLAH BLAH but you can call me twilightlvr4vr or like curlz or something if that's to long hehe. I am usually happy all the time. I can be very shy if I don't know you, but if I do know you
then you would start laughing if anybody said that I am quiet.
Now for some favorites!! =P
Favorite color: Baby blue, light blue, sky blue (I know they all are the same or look alike which ever you want ot say but I still like all of them:)
Favorite holiday: My birthday!!!, Christmas, and Easter =D
Things I love to do: Dancing, hanging out with friends, reading (especially fan fiction;), and just having fun!! =P ;) =)
Favorite band: Paramore (I don't really have a favorite band or artist I just go with the flow and really that's the only band I could think of right now)
Favorite song: So many and half I just can't think of right now so...
I am a very likable person and I can get along with everybody as long as you don't annoy me or piss me off. Also if you aren't like those popular people who think they rule the school just because they know 'lots of people' but aren't even nice to anybody and just like too make peoples lives miserable, that pisses me off the most. But, other than that you're fine with me. =)
Also I LOVE Twilight. I am both team Edward and Jacob, but I do think that Edward and Bella are a better couple than Bella and Jacob.
And I just recently found out about a book called Waking the Witch by Kelley Armstrong. It is also an awesome book I advise to you to read it. =D
And I absolutely love VAMPIRE DIARIES!!! I don't know why I am barely writing this cause I always have but I haven't been watching religiously D': *tear* I love both the books and the series. Even though they are like COMPLETELY different, well the plot line anyway. =D
SIDE NOTE: Damon is SEXY! but I prefer Stefan/Elena sorry for any Damon/Elena lovers I don't know they are just.. you could just see the love oozing out of Stefan/Elena until Klaus did something to Ste... sorry SPOILER!! whoops. hehe Anyway if you even reached this far have fun on my profile! :)
PLEASE READ THIS
Because of recent abductions
In daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do in an emergency
This is for you, and for you to share
with your wife, your children,
everyone you know..
After reading these crucial tips
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbow is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!
2.. Learned this from a tourist guide.
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM
Toss it away from you...
Chances are that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy...
The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit
(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.)
DON'T DO THIS!
The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE If someone is in the car
with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
INSTEAD gun the engine !
and speed into anything, wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you..
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it !
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run
It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor
and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her
'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door...'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls by women saying that
they hear baby's cries outside their doors
when they're home alone at night.
10 . Water scam!
If you wake up in the middle
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!
Please pass this on
This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on
America 's Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life
Now for some randomness!! =)
"Come to the dark side, we have Edward Cullen!"
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
Sarcasm; my anti drug.
If you talk about me I got some advice. Click your heels 3 times and say 'I wish i had a life'!
OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things I dont really give f about' notebook.
Yea you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think your stupid.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo.
Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. (haha sorry for any lovers I just couldn't stop laughing, I kind of expected it but.. ;D)
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird.
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.
Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't, read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.
My name is Sarah.
I can't speak at all
He slaps me and hits me
Stop. The maddness...
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall down
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
So youre saying that
I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular.
Labels don't define me! =)
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile.
If you wish Emmett was your big brother, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but also really loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is useless, but you do it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.
96 percent of teens would become suicidal if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff, repost this if you're part of the 4 percent yelling "JUMP!!" (Not meaning to insult anyone. Everyone is entitled to like who they want.)
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten light headed from laughing so hard, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to kill Jacob and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Not really but this was just too funny for me too not put on=P)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oh yeah, every time.)
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.
If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are, have been, and always will be a High School Musical fan, and you are not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you screamed over watching Twilight and New Moon trailers, Eclipse (and of now BREAKING FREAKING DAWN) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile. (eh.. too many..annoying, for the lack of better words, boys)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
80 percent of teens have switched to rap. If you are part of the 20 percent that rocks out every day, copy and paste this into your profile.
Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! (I apply to 35 of the things, so I'm not that stupid :P ;))
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER =D
(It's pretty funny, if you read carefully)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Anime-Kunoichi, YuYuInufreak332, Mistress Persephone, HaLoCo, Mrs Cullen for Life, smileyface.woohoo,IOnlyDateEmpaths,MorganMarieCullen, twilightlvr4vr
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Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.
This is the prettiest out of all these kind of things I've seen :)
'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'
You say you will never forget where you were when
I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room
I was with his wife when he called as she fed
I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a
I was at the base of the building with the Priest
I was on all four of those planes, in every seat,
I was in Texas , Virginia , California , Michigan , Afghanistan .
I want you to know that I saw every face. I knew
Some sought Me with their last breath.
I did not place you in the Tower that day. You
Sept. 11, 2001, was not the end of the journey
I will be in the stairwell of your final moments.
Stop and think and appreciate God's power
If you are not ashamed, copy and send this message...only
If you love Paramore, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love Taylor Swift, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Favorite & funny quotes!!!!!!
"Perfect men are only fictional."
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away, and have their shoes."
"Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within"
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil"
"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"
"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did"
"Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families”
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more"
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."- ?
"I HAD a life…My besties ate it.!"
"Well someone has to stand up for all the dorks out there." EdwardAddict ('tis true)
"A synonym is just a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of" - Reader's digest
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein
"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Twilight
"The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you." -The Book Thief
"So much good, so much evil. Just add water."
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
There was a girl who complained about how much her life sucked.
About how she wasn't pretty, how she wasn't popular, how her clothes weren't the brand anyone else bought
And she never did and thing about it.
There came a day when her life really did suck.
Since she was so used to never taking action it just got worse.
And eventally she died, with out ever knowing she could fix her problems and get her life back.
If you take action to fix the wrongs in your life paste this to your profile. Because Prince Charming can't save us all.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
So I edited my profile, and WOW I was such a little girl. Looking back at half those "copy/paste" things embarrassed me. smh. But I have taken them off so I feel a little less embarrassed :D
THANKS FOR READING! Now go on and read my fanfics and then go through my favorites, they are there for a reason ;D
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