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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Christa! I am also Luna and Dean Endlesslove7.http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2138704/Luna_and_Dean_Endlesslove7! Yes I have a thing for endlesslove :)!

This is for the other types of stories I write. These are not personal experience, I have no experience in this section.. This is just from imagination and from an overactive imagination...

I am moving Enemies Doesn't Mean No Pleasure! And it is now a story!! =D=D So I have decided to put funnies on my profile!

I take requests! I am going to put one of Luna and Rolf soon, though I am no fan of it but my friend wanted one of him and.. well anyway I will put one up of them so ya.. Now Posted! June 4th 2010!! =D! yes I like smileys!!

Welcome and enjoy :)! yes I have a thing for smiley faces too :)!

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6.
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep.
After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later
and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Yeah I'm unique, just like every one else.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Don't count the days, make the days count

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples!

Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow

Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

Amatuers made The Ark, experts made the Titanic...

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Where's the good in goodbye?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

We all smile in the same language

On the other hand, you have different fingers

I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I swear to drunk I'm not god

I am in shape...round is a shape

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

One tequila... two tequila... three tequila...floor!

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

My mum keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.

Smile...it confuses people!


If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light.

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Remember that all actions have reactions...

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside insted.)

9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'm in the middle.)


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad and never did these things to your Dad, post this on your profile. Or repost this if you just realized you have done these things...

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Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,354 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Interviewing Casanova by angelically-devilish reviews
SiriusHermioneRemus - "The first thing I think you should know is that I love sex." There was a smug arrogance to his tone, but she showed no emotion, informing him that she would not fall for his shock tactics. She knew him entirely too well for that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,358 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Chocolate Jasper by mynxi reviews
Jasper is sent as a gift from Mistress Alice. Bella is expecting Jasper but not everything he has planned for her.Vampire Jasper/Human Bella. O/S. AU. Just for fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
It's About Time by Koukla22 reviews
Struggling to adjust after being sent back to the Marauder's time, Hermione finds the love she's always yearned for, but at what cost? If James Potter is the man of her dreams then why can't she stop thinking about his best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,351 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Beaten, Abused Tortured and Shot by Skeletal Dragon reviews
Bella is abused by her parents. At 16 she runs away. A year later she's fired from her job, and shot the same day. What if the Cullens find her? Cannon pairings. Cullen's are vampires. Rated M coz i'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,039 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Left Alone, to be Together by LoveHGSS reviews
Both Jasper and Bella are left behind, and love eventually blossoms. Rated M for later chapters. R&R. First Twific!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,829 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Love Thy Neighbor by LoveHGSS reviews
Jasper cools Bella down before heating her back up again, just in a different way. All human, fluff, lemons, OOC, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I can't love you by My Lady Vader reviews
Geric is trying to tell Isi that he can’t go visit her any more. New Chapter.
Goose Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Staff behaving badly by Her Royal Goddess reviews
What happens when the staff at Hogwarts are made to have fun and get along whether they want to or not. 1st chapter has just been tweaked to iron out a few rough edges that bothered me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,076 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Need You Now by angelically-devilish reviews
SiriusHermione All she could do was remember. All he wanted was to forget. Inspired by Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Timeless by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper is asked to watch Bella while the rest of the Cullens are hunting. One minute she's there the next she's gone...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,865 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Finding true love twice! by Imprinting Magic reviews
What happens when Taha Aki returns to La Push and finds his 3rd wife was re-incarnated. Explains the real reason Leah phased! Orginally going to be a one-shot but I want to do a whole story. Please give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Leah, Taha Aki - Complete
Cats Play With Their Food by evilcrossedwithgood reviews
Blaise is captivated by Hermione, everything she does amazes him. Its driving Draco insane. What happens when Draco decides he might play a little game? Not A Long or Entirely GD Summary Rate M jst incase Very short Chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
James Potter's Hate List by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Whatever Lily is saying is a lie! I am not jealous that Scorpius and Rose wrote a hate list. I wrote this list because I really thought the need to let out my feelings. Lily is lying to you! Sequel to Rose and Scorpius' hate list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - James S. P. - Complete
Taking It All Away by LoveHGSS reviews
Bella's had a rough time of things, and has turned to drinking. Jasper appears after one of their mutual friends call, and he comes to fix her. Very AU and OOC. All human, not really compliant with any of the books. M for drinking and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,292 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jasper, Bella
All Aboard by Vinta reviews
Hermione's jealousy over Ron and Lavender gets the better of her, and she seeks pleasure in the most unlikely of places. What does one Slytherin have to do with it? Absolutely everything. Draco/Hermione, AU 7th Year, LEMONS/ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pretend by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Edward and Alice are together behind Bella's and Jasper's back. They find out. They then "Pretend" to be cheating together. But...what if it stops being "Pretend"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper
His way by Socks Black reviews
Edward and Alice tell Jasper thathe can Have Bella any way that pleases him. Lemon of course . JasperXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Take Me Or Leave Me by LoveHGSS reviews
Hermione gives Severus an ultimatum and he takes it a little differently than what she had meant. Lemons with a mild plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Texas sunrise Texas sunset by Izzy.D356 reviews
Both Bella & Jasper were left by the Cullens.Bella gets sucked into the dark world of Maria. While Jasper into the coven of the powerful Volturi.Jasper meets Bella and Lemony goodness and other goodness follow swifly after. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Paying Off The Debt by LoveHGSS reviews
Remus gives Sirius advice after Sirius is his usual foot-in-mouth self.... SB/HG. Lemons with a plot...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Shower Reality by LoveHGSS reviews
A challenge from maia.maiestas. SB/HG, rated M for a reason. Hermione's fantasy takes her over... see what happens. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Getting Better by LoveHGSS reviews
Severus is saved and in the hospital wing, and Hermione is his "nurse". Starts six months in, when he tells her why he thinks he's still there. She makes him an offer that he literally can't refuse, not that he would anyway. HG/SS lemons and fluff. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Cowboy Jasper by Wolf's Daughter27 reviews
Edward stole Alice from Jasper, and he stayed with the family anyway. But what happens when they move to Forks and meet Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Lust&Guilt : Bella's Story by xXxxXXmoonliteXXxxXx reviews
Typical Hunting Trip to Denali leaves Bella alone with Jasper and Emmett. Lots of lemons, quite graphic, intended for ages 18 . Bella/Jasper Jasper/Bella/Emmett Bella/Emmett in that order most likely . Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Forbidden Fruit by VampireeGirl reviews
The Cullens go hunting, and Jasper is stuck babysitting Bella. Feelings run haywire and tragedy occurs.Will Bella listen to her feelings and let Jasper comfort her, or will she become an empty shell once again? Lemons later. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Nurse Bella by The Lady J reviews
Bella wants to give Jasper a special gift for his birthday. one shot for JaspersBella, lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part II by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: CURSING, KITCHENS, AND A BIT OF PARCHMENT. Part two in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. As before, smutty smutty stuff ahead, so do not read if you're not of age!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
When the Masks Come Off by angelically-devilish reviews
Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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Who Says Nargals Can't Have Their Fun? reviews
Who says Nargals are just for daydreams? What happens when they get in your head? Lemony Freshness! Mmmm Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Luna L., Rolf S. - Complete
Enemies Doesn't Mean No Pleasure! reviews
Dramione. Just because they hate each other in the halls and in front of everyone, it doesn't mean they really hate each other. And who's to say hate doesn't come out when you really need to get in? Now a story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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