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Joined 03-16-10, id: 2291871, Profile Updated: 10-01-12
Author has written 49 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hi and Welcome! Thank you for giving my stories a shake. You can also find me at Ao3 (http://archiveofourown.org/users/femme4jack), livejournal (http://femmefics.livejournal.com/), and dreamwidth (http://femmefics.dreamwidth.org/). I write primarily G1, Movieverse, and TF-Prime AUs, sometimes with an infusion of canon from other sources (Marvel UK, IDW, etc.)

[ETA 10/1/2012 - Domesticus was removed by the administrators for violating ff.net terms of service. It can still be found here on Ao3.]

FF.net has a right to enforce their TOS. I disagree with the TOS, and believe a true MA rating on this site would do more to protect minors than the current policy. However, enforcing their TOS is their right. For the record, I warn at the beginning of all of my stories, with one exception, in which I placed the warning at the end with a note at the beginning because of the nature of the challenge it was written for. If for some reason my creations are taken off of ff.net, you will always be able to find them on the on the links listed above. If you find something in a story that has not been adequately warned for, please let me know in a private message.

A note on relationships, pairings, and warnings in my stories (moved to top of profile because it is really important to me):

In my writing you'll find a wide variety of relationships including relationships between 'bots who use male gender pronouns and relationships between 'bots and humans. My present default for Cybertronian relationships (in many, but not all my stories) is polyamorous cohort bonds with casual interfacing beyond the cohort. I say at the outset of each chapter what relationships will be found and content that may be triggering (i.e. robots reproducing, noncon, dubcon, "sticky" robots with hermaphroditic human-like naughty bits, various kinks) but I no longer warn for "slash". First of all, dealing with gender in this fandom is tricky on any day, and I tend to default to there being no gender (as humans understand it) or far more genders than we have words for. But more importantly, I do not believe that loving, consensual relationships are something that should need to be warned for, regardless of the gender pronouns used by members of those relationships. I say who is involved in the relationships so readers can make their own decisions, I let readers know if they will find something explicit, but "warning" for slash and femmeslash, in my opinion, is an insult to a whole set of people whose love should not have warning labels attached to it. You may still find "slash" warnings on my older stories, but I became too uncomfortable with that to continue to do so.

Update July 2012 - offline life has continued to be really uncooperative with writing. Major transitions happening, including a job hunt and potential move. I'm on hiatus from every ongoing story other than Recline the Berthformer until my muses start cooperating again. They are not abandoned, just in the percolation mode. Recline is easier to manage because it is episodic rather than a serial. I don't have to worry about it getting bogged down in gestalt-sized plot holes.

I did recently post two stories here written for the TF Gift Exchange on Dreamwidth that I'm very happy with. I consider Aegis the best story I've written to date. That probably means most people won't like it that much ;)

Update February 2012 - Sorry for all the outbound links that no longer work here.

For those who follow Points of View/Dathana de Gray/"Socket" (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2404733/sockets) verse, I am now updating Dark Nobility and plan to complete that story.

WIPs:


Domesticus - Coauthored with Fractalserpent and HopeofDawn. Dark Movieverse AU in which the war never took place, and the Cybertronian empire eventually reached a small populated planet whose dominant species were fractious and warlike, but could be quite useful when trained for an appropriate function. This story is now only found on Ao3.

The Tales of Recline the Berthformer - The life and times of a sentient piece of furniture. Started out as 140 character "twitter fics" to celebrate a day when I could finally rest, has evolved into something far less cracky.

Arranged by the Stars - G1 Prowl/Jazz, Mirage/Hound, Wheeljack/Ironhide/Ratchet, eventual Optimus Prime/Elita 1, AU with arranged sparkbonds to create new sparks. Stalled (hopefully temporarily).

Ozone (the xeno edition) - Mikaela/Autobots, post ROTF/pre-DOTM fix-it AU. This story is my profession of love for my favorite TF human, Mikaela Banes, as well as an exploration of an alien culture's values regarding relationships, bonds, and social institutions. Now with PLOT :P

Prime Time - One shots in the TF-Prime continuity. I may separate out the emerging story about Arcee and the femmes since it is developing into something more.

You Know You are Addicted to Cyberporn - crackfic, on long-term hiatus, but I might resume.

Unglued - BeexSamxMikaela (one of my many OT3s!) My very first fanfic, inspired by a chapter in Sakon76's Simulacra-verse. On long term hiatus, but it might start again. I won't say it is over because I still feel fondly for it as my first fanfic ever.

Dathana de Gray, Points of View, and other "socket-verse" Bayverse AU stories:

For all Points of View, Dathana de Gray, or socket-verse stories, please see ff.net pen-name Sockets (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2404733/sockets). We also have a fiction archive on livejournal. TF_Socket_Fics (http://community.livejournal.com/tf_socket_fics/) Xenophilia and consent issue warnings go with all of the stories under that pen name. There are more stories on the livejournal archive, and it is better arranged. DdD, PoV and all 'socket' verse fics are AUs based on the premise that Cybertronian sparks need energy (in the form of sensations and emotions) from sentient organic beings in order to survive. How the mecha go about obtaining such energy is one of the many divisions between Autobots and Decepticons.

Other Co-Authored Stories Found Elsewhere

Coauthored w/ Fractalserpent and HopeofDawn

Domesticus Dystopian Movieverse AU in which the war never took place, and the Cybertronian empire eventually reached a small populated planet whose dominant species were fractious and warlike, but could be quite useful when trained for an appropriate function. Warnings for noncon, rape, slavery, darkfic. See Ao3 listing for complete warnings.

Coauthored w/ Merfilly

Future in the Making (Coauthored with Merfilly, POSTED ON AO3 http://archiveofourown.org/series/13795). Set a half vorn in the future from Patronus, continues the story of the Autobots who remained on Earth and their human allies. A companion story to Merfilly's To Build a Future (http://archiveofourown.org/series/9254) which tells the story of what happened to the Decepticons after the end of the DotM Novelization.

Coauthored w/ Gatekat:

Rhythm and Blues (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6534490/1/Ill_Be_There_for_You) Bluestreak/Starscream, Bluestreak/Jazz, Bluestreak/Bumblebee. Bluestreak tries to find something, anything, to quiet his processors.

Calming Fire (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6816686/1/Calming_Fire) The story of Red Alert's kindling and how he came to be with Inferno ... and how little choice he truly had in the matter. Jazz/Optimus, Inferno/Red Alert

Claiming the Dark Singer (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6814033/1/Claiming_the_Dark_Singer) (Optimus Prime/Jazz, Sunstreaker/Sideswipe/Mirage, Cliffjumper/Moonracer, others) After millennia at war, the Autobots have finally captured one of Megatron's command officers. Yet the method of conversion could be arguably as Decepticon-esque as anything the saboteur-assassin has done in the name of his cause.

Gentle Giant (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6902987/1/Gentle_Giant_expanded) Skyfire wants sparklings. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid of the generative Seeker-kin ... and yeah, the expansion got a little out of control.

Stories Related to Patronus & Fidelius by Merfilly (some of these can also be found at Merfilly1 profile on this site - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3055156/Merfilly1)

To Build a Future (http://archiveofourown.org/series/9254) - tells the story from the Decepticons' POV.

Becoming Whole (http://archiveofourown.org/works/329858) - from Prowl's POV on his experience becoming part of a cohort for the first time.

Heal Thyself (http://archiveofourown.org/works/243535) - Pre-Patronus Ratchet deals with all that Ironhide's current status and new future mean for him, and more, to him.

Twin Fates (http://archiveofourown.org/works/223838) - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have the Prime to guard, and a tight situation to get him out of.

About Me:

I'm an original G1 Cartoon fan from my preteen era. My very first "celebrity crush" was on Optimus Prime (which I admitted to NO ONE and inwardly thought I was the strangest gal on the planet). I didn't see either of the first two live action films in the theater (I have young kids - that should explain everything). We finally got the two films on Netflix and my brief preteen love of the show reemerged as full-fledged fangirl mania (a mom needs to have an escape). And that crush, I quickly realized, had never gone away. Even though there are things about the Movieverse that are very troubling to me, I do enjoy them visually for making my childhood heroes look real. And also for the idea of the Prime-Protector ruling dyad, which is just delicious.

I enjoy reading and writing a wide variety of fiction in this fandom. There are so many continuities in the TF universe(s) that there is no reason for creators not to feel free to write those aliens as they imagine them. OOC writing, OCs, and canon-AUs are no problem to me as long as the writing is good and there is internal consistency and logic to back up those choices. I love well crafted AUs, and OCs.

My own background is in the humanities with a special interest in anthropology and comparative religious studies. I especially enjoy the stories that deal with spiritual and/or religious themes. And alien sensuality. Combine intelligent world building, spirituality AND alien sensuality that seems really alien, and you will have a rabid fangirl clinging to your ankles.

On a personal note, I'm a Christian who believes in GLBT rights and marriage equality, and I believe Jesus was all about love and welcoming those who were most marginalized and hated in his society. IMHO, if Jesus were walking on earth today, he'd be hanging out with folks who make most religious people feel uncomfortable.

Please check out my favorites - there's so much good fanfiction out there.

Until all are one,

F4J

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Holding Onto The Future by autumn sparrow reviews
Stranded on Earth, the Autobots contend with allies and enemies that they can't always tell apart. Secrets threaten to unravel everything Prime has struggled for and a lone femme is caught in the fallout. AU. OC-centric. Sequel to Finding Salvation
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 280,015 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Optimus Prime
Mine Yours by Okkkay reviews
Inferno is running an energon farm that gets robbed too often, and his only affordable way out is buying a glitchy, worn-out security expert. For him, Red is much more than a slave. A friend, an ally... and an infinite source of trouble. Warnings inside the warning-y chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,591 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/25 - Inferno, Red Alert - Complete
A Universal Concept by April Raven Girl reviews
What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,970 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Chasing Alice by Acteon Carolsfeld reviews
The apocalypse has been cancelled. Now what? As Gipsy finds out, beating a Kaiju upside the head with a freighter had been the easy part. (Post Movie)
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,677 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Gipsy Danger, Striker Eureka, Raleigh B., Mako M.
Only a Prime by Borath reviews
The Prime stands for more than himself. With their species dwindling, the All Spark destroyed and himself having died once already, Optimus decides that there cannot be only him any longer. - Mechpreg -
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,899 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Song and Ravage by L. Mouse reviews
Complete novella. A prequel to An Adjustment of Plans. Soundwave's back story. Ravage is a deadly cybercat, and Song is a child by law, too young to bond to a symbiont. However, Ravage is also completely and desperately alone in the world. Only Song sees him as a friend. To others, he is a savage mechanimal or a prize symbiont who should only be bonded by an adult warrior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Forests of the Night by LobaEclipse reviews
Jazz wasn't expecting a rescue, and he certainly wasn't expecting a rescue quite like this one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,685 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Body Check by Kisu Pure reviews
Sequel to "Bushwhacked": When the world isn't built to accommodate your relationship, you take what you can get. But how much is too much? Hound/OFC; violence, conspiracies, dark drama, sticky sex.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,822 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hound, Trailbreaker
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! Barricade, injured from a fight with Starscream, finds Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. With the other Autobots inbound however, what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - Adult Version on LiveJournal, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse only. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF or DotM.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 860,749 - Reviews: 4546 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee
Summoning by LobaEclipse reviews
Desperate times, desperate measures. Prowl has nothing left to lose. (A sort of companion/AU to my fic Unawares.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Fourth Matrix by Sakiku reviews
On the search for the Allspark, it takes Bumblebee about 500 years longer to find earth. It is a very desolate planet he finds.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Bumblebee
Counterpoint by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Optimus' self-discipline was admirable. But there was no hiding the tired stoop of his shoulders from the practiced eyes of a medic. Especially not this medic. /Prime'verse. Mild slash. Intense fluff. Oneshot.\
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Fallout: Apocalypse by Nan00k reviews
Their world destroyed by the arrival of Galvatron and the Fallen, a group of Autobots, Decepticons and humans tried to survive. They made a choice - and now, they find themselves with the chance to fix things… to fix everything. Sequel to Fallout. AU2007
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,255 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Jazz, The Fallen - Complete
Feminine Troubles by Thornwitch reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Small Fry by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Ratchet said he couldn't be saved. First Aid tries anyway. Contains implied mpreg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - First Aid - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Nameless Fear by Steelfeathers reviews
One-shot. Ron Witwicky does not like the way Bumblebee looks at his son. Not slash
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Ron W., Bumblebee - Complete
Valentine's Day by Hearts of Eternity reviews
It's hard to celebrate a day dedicated to love when your lover doesn't buy into silly human customs. Luckily for Jazz, it's not the loving that Prowl is against- he just doesn't like working by someone else's calendar. He prefers to choose his own timing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
In Merciful Hands by sphinx01 reviews
Jazz and Ratchet indulge in a little playtime in the med bay... My first sticky fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Jazz, Ratchet
Blood Ties by LobaEclipse reviews
G1 pre-war AU : Transformers as human/animal shapeshifters. Prowl and Jazz find happiness in an unexpected way. Blood may be thicker than water, but family is more than blood.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,504 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Sleep When I'm Dead by Keelywolfe reviews
Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses out on his sleep. SLASH. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This is how the world ends by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-DOTM. AU: The Decepticons were victorious, and the earth trembles beneath the shadow if its new masters.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Surface of the Sun by Hearts of Eternity reviews
A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,063 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Story of a lifetime by taralynden reviews
In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 265,329 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
Footnotes by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
In which G1 acquires fine print in an attempt at explaining just what's going on around here. Part 8: Carol of the Decepticons. "Baby Jesus won't make it out alive."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011
Without by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"And the war went on"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Starscream - Complete
Dark of the Moon : Explanations by hummergrey reviews
The key to understanding is not in the seeing but the knowing. Insights into why and how the events in Dark of the Moon happened from the mechs point of view as they lived it. ch 2 Prime and why did he say 'kill them all.' Rated T for battle violence
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky, Barricade, Ratchet - Complete
DAlliances by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Rodimus Prime, and two approaches to a relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Rodimus Prime - Complete
Red Letter Days by Abyssal1 reviews
AU: Prequel to Translated Thus. Jazz wishes only to meet his Prime and God, and Prowl wishes only to be done with his duty. But when Jazz befriends an injured temple slave, he may be closer to his dream - and his nightmare - than he can even imagine...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,294 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Optimus Prime, Jazz
Dancing with the Autobots by Kryschenn reviews
G1. To raise funds while polishing their already positive public image, Jazz and Blaster develop an Autobot-focused reality TV show. The prize for the winners is a golden trophy, which Megatron soon covets as a device vital to his own nefarious purposes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,526 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Rhythm Pet by Mauzzsi reviews
50 Sentences. Soundwave/Dylan Gould.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Soundwave, Dylan G. - Complete
Fallout by Nan00k reviews
Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,874 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
A Date After the End of the world by Saesama reviews
Comfort can be found in the most unlikely of places, even after the world ends.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Mikaela B., W. Lennox
Done Driving and Drunk Doing by chaitea16 reviews
Waking up with a stranger after a night of partying isn’t exactly unheard of. Unless one happens to be a sassy Aussie babe and the other a conceited alien robot. Be prepared for awkward hangovers after super-advanced extraterrestrial horsepower gone wrong
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,943 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Jolt, Maggie M.
On the Clock by BlackRose reviews
A 'long overdue vacation', Optimus had called it. Twenty-one days in the Primus forsaken Pit was what Ratchet had called it, and now look where it got him. - slash, heat fic, mpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ratchet
When Vanity Met Insanity by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While in Greece to stop the Decepticons, Sunstreaker stops to admire his reflection and ends up insulting the Greek god Narcissus. Cursed with irresistible beauty, Sunstreaker discovers that being irresistible isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sunstreaker
Iridescent by RAVen05 reviews
After an unexpected shift in the war, two already heavy-laden sparks meet on an old battlefield seeking a peace both were intimately familiar with – death. OP/Megatron. SPOILERS for "Dark of the Moon"
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Medical Favours by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Warning! Sticky Ratchet x Wheeljack see full warnings inside . After Ratchet fixes Wheeljack again, the inventor decides to repay his lover with sexual favours. Gift fic for Femme4jack - also on
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Fracture Mechanics by unknown ghost author reviews
How mechs and factions break apart, and the choices that drive both to their furthest limits. Realities for everyone are redefined and nothing is as it seems.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Coruscation by Lnzy1 reviews
Compliant to Steelfeather's own NEST Files: Alien Encounters. Complete fan-fiction inspired by her Instability Universe. Somehow, the Human operatives of NEST must find a middle ground with their Cybertronian Allies. It's not always easy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2011 - W. Lennox, R. Epps
What to Make of Me by Coldpaws reviews
RotF AU: The Matrix brings Optimus back to life - as a femme. Now in a femme frame, Prime struggles with the emotional and practical challenges that result, and the weight of his responsibilities to his people. Optimus, Ironhide, and Ratchet focused.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Instability: Revised Edition by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the aircraft carrier returning to NEST headquarters, Sam has a slight mental breakdown. NOTE: These chapters are edited, revised, and polished versions of the originals. Some things are VERY different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,450 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
The Sideswipe Lectures, Part Quatre by Vivienne Grainger reviews
We find out how old Sideswipe is, and to what lengths he will go to perpetrate a practical joke.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sideswipe - Complete
Intimidation by autumn sparrow reviews
Take a possessive femme's threats very seriously. One-shot Complete. Ironhide/Chromia
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Chromia, Ironhide - Complete
Pet by Fierceawakening reviews
Giftfic for femme4jack who wanted Mikaela as Megatron's pet. Mikaela, disillusioned after Sam dumps her, decides to defect and sees herself as a Decepticon spy. Megatron... just sees her as entertaining. Rather cracky.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Megatron, Mikaela B. - Complete
A Lesson in the Importance of History by Lnzy1 reviews
TF Prime. An afternoon of last minute studying leads to some insight of the origins of the Great War. Stand alone story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
In Loco Mortis by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Prequel to Intersection. In place of death, there is life. But Sam Witwicky must decide how much trouble and frustration his own is worth. Loyalty has limits. So does friendship. Onesided Bee/Sam.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,373 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Apple Tree by Sakon76 reviews
Things happen for a reason. Earth has a certain innate order, Sam takes after his parents, and if some things are shared between planets and species, there may be a reason why.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
He Still Stands by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Optimus Prime will always stand up for what he believes is right, even willing to sacrifice his life for it. He will stand for his people no matter what. It is their love for Optimus Prime that will always have the Autobots stand for him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Banes Family Legacy by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Mikaela returns to her family home to attend the funeral of her grandmother and to bury the secrets of her past. What she learns instead may rock the foundations of her future. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W.
Tension Release by RAVen05 reviews
Optimus Prime discovers the key to keeping his Autobots relaxed. But what kind of Autobots would they be if they didn't offer to...lend a hand when needed? Thus the escapades of Prime and the residents of the Ark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Optimus Prime
Azure by Faecat reviews
Behind Blue Eyes has inspired yet another introspective songfic. Looking into the lives of some of our favorite Autobots and finding that they have some rather intense secrets held within their sparks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Precious by Faecat reviews
Jazz was once one of the most self assured mechs around. Then Prowl was taken from him in one of his most gruesome moments. He never could deal with it. Here on Earth he is faced yet again with a harsh scenario...Moveverse. Jazz, OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Breaking the Rules by ryagelle's evil twin reviews
A series of oneshots based on the wonderful Skippy's List, involving some of our favorite Transformers. Crack ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2007
The Sideswipe Lectures, Part Deux by Vivienne Grainger reviews
This time around, Sideswipe ponders lust. Not love, lust.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sideswipe, Starscream - Complete
The Sideswipe Lectures by Vivienne Grainger reviews
Sideswipe speaks his mind, such as it is, on a number of issues. First up: taking that lethal shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
Sweets 'verse by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
G1 AU - It's the Autobots; a faction full of horny mechs that can't wait to get their hands on a virginal Mirage. After losing his creators, the noble is on a quest to fill that lonely void in his spark. Mirage/Prowl. Multiple pairings. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mirage
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 913,162 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
All Mad Here by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sunstreaker, Bumblebee - Complete
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Apiary by Lnzy1 reviews
Sequel to Aporia. A struggle of possession over Sam and a cloud of suspicion hanging over Bumblebee has the pair scrambling to stay together. With their allies across the galaxy at war, they fight to keep hold of their fragile 'Happily Ever After'.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
His Gaze Denotes Love by AngelicConquistador reviews
The great charismatic leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, is admired and respected by many. Sam is no exception, but he finds that his feelings are changing with events over time bringing the leader closer to him. Optimus/Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,184 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
What Comes by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse, oneshot. Sam, Bumblebee, and a talk of souls and beginning's end.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee - Complete
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Softest Touch by Gatekat reviews
Bayverse. Jazz/Prowl. Sticky. Since coming to Earth, Prowl has had more difficulties adjusting to Jazz's recovery than anyone expected, including Prowl himself. Could be taken as a prolog to 'Walking with Glass' if you want to.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Inertia Not Found in Nature by Orrunan reviews
Not all Quintessons are chaotic evil, some Decepticons can love unselfishly. This is cold comfort, however, when they cause Spike to become the pivotal point for interplanetary conflict. With defectors like these who needs enemies?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Spike W., Optimus Prime
Belong by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse, oneshot. Crack, melodramatic angst, a bit of fluff towards the end. Four ways that our intrepid human characters did not become Autobots, and the one way they did.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
You Missed a Spot by Hearts of Eternity reviews
After a long, hard day of being an Autobot, Prowl goes to the wash racks to slough off the accumulated muck and exhaustion. Unfortunately, he seems to have missed a spot on himself. Sunstreaker just so happens to be willing to lend a helping hand...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
The Lost by The Starhorse reviews
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Pacifist by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid's reluctance to shoot things runs a little deeper than Ironhide realizes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - First Aid, Ironhide - Complete
Keeping Thyme by Minibot Love reviews
Humans really need to stop having words that sound so similar with completely different meanings. Fluffy drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Fireflight, Spike W. - Complete
Lines by Cyndi reviews
Mikaela discovers she's pregnant and Sam is running the other way. Afraid and alone, she calls the last name on her list...Optimus. The events following that conversation will change them forever. .o OptimusxMikaela, Danceverse o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,580 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Small Favors by Lnzy1 reviews
[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
Grease Monkeys by chaitea16 reviews
09 Movie verse with other continuity undertones - Mikaela’s love life hits the road block from hell while Ratchet is left fuming over having committed Wheeljack inspired malpractice. Mikaela/Ratchet with mocking of Sam/Bee; Nothing for, or against, slah
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,958 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying by Cyrelia J reviews
An experiment in human sexuality yields some rather unexpected results. Skywarp/Hook
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hook, Skywarp - Complete
Quits by Borath reviews
"I want an interface. That's all. Peace after all these years in exchange for your pride." / And dignity, a subtle voice supplied to Optimus as he felt his features slacken in horror.: Hard M chapter 1. OP/M - OP/IH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Honour the Canon by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
A Sue parody. 07Movie, not 09 compliant. From ‘verse to ‘verse, Bots change, Cons change, humans change, but one great evil remains constant. And now she is in Movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Becoming by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, complete. Through questions of who you’ve been, who you are, and who you are becoming, Bumblebee and Mikaela try to reclaim a companion.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,036 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Mikaela B. - Complete
Strolling Down Candy Cane Lane by Victoria Hughes reviews
If you were human, what would you look like? Sam introduces Bumblebee to the world of his imagination, and Bumblebee attempts to reciprocate. Post-2007 movie friendship fic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
28 Whiplashes by Conna Stevenson reviews
Supplementary to The Long Road Home series. 28 ficlets in the life and times of Autobot Whiplash, my OC. Some chapters will contain tiny spoilers; warnings where appropriate.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008
Night Sky by Bookworm Gal reviews
Part of the "Black Crayons" stories. Ironhide and Annabelle have a talk while out stargazing.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Gone by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. One friend was with him, and one friend was gone, and it was all his fault. Autobot?Mikaela, Decepticon?Mikaela; Autobot?Sam, Decepticon?Sam.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
Light of the Sun by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1 What happens when the light of your world is extinguished and the reason for living is gone? Sunstreaker has to learn this the hard way with help he didn't really want. Character death, angst, romance. Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Sunstreaker/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl
Cast of Fools by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
A oneshot and a drabble, AU G1. The truth is that there is no war. It’s all a lie, a mockery, a play put on for a gullible audience by a cast of fools.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Burning Me Terribly by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Punch is starting to forget whose allegiance he belongs to, and the fear strikes him deeper than anything else he can imagine. To ensure that he never forgets again, he decides to leave a reminder on himself that will always be close to his spark.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Day in the Life by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, Movieverse AU, Megatron and Allspark!Sam interaction. For as long as any of them could remember, the human race had always been caged, by one side or the other.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Megatron - Complete
Masterpiece by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete, MovieAU. He fell in love with humanity in general, and Witwicky and Banes in particular, the first time he ever saw the two. The two soldiers had raced through the shattered streets in a stolen blue truck, laughing in voices high and howling...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Other Side of the Mirror by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, Dystopian AU. As an act of defiance, the North American human resistance took on names of the Autobots, the ‘mythical’ enemies of the Decepticons. They were less than impressed when their namesakes finally arrived, more than one hundred years later.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,685 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Intersection by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Ficlet series. Sequel to Iniquity's Enigma. But sometimes, the universe exhales and takes a different route. And Bee is left dazed and dazzled, pondering what it all means. Onesided Bee/Sam.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
All That You Can't Leave Behind by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie 'Home' leaves its mark on everyone in unexpected ways, even on four newly homeless Autobots. A series of post Mission City vignettes. Ironhide, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Optimus. Jazz didn't live to be homeless, but he gets the prequel chapter.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
His Angel by autumn sparrow reviews
Sometimes, gods and angels move among us. Sometimes they are real beings, and sometimes they are of our own making. Rated for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Mikaela B. - Complete
Imperatif Biologique Oblige by dark kitsune reviews
Jazz/Mirage mech!slug slash. G1 and veeeery AU. See inside for full details. During a routine patrol, Jazz and Mirage have a run in with the Decepticons and are turned into something rather...sticky. Complete and utter crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Noblesse Oblige by rageai reviews
G1. Mirage's life as a young Tower mech is perfect, as far as he's concerned. That is, until his father decides it's time for him to get a personal attendant. Life with the most unusual mech he's ever met is certain to require a bit of adjustment. Slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mirage, Jazz
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
Favours by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete. Postmovie. It all started when Sam did the Allspark a favour...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Ghost Stories by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Bridges by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
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Of Candlelight and Fairy Gardens reviews
Trust a human, especially this indomitable one, to find ways to make such a time a reason for celebration and joy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Hound, Perceptor, Carly W. - Complete
The Tales of Recline the Berthformer reviews
"So," Spike asked the berthformer, looking puzzled, "when you recharge, do you do it on a bed or as a bed?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,885 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - First Aid, Metroplex
The Sailing Stones of Racetrack Playa reviews
"Maybe the rocks are alive, but get shy when people are around," Miles suggested a week later, when all of the perfect conditions had been met, including the presence of thin collars of ice around many of the rocks. Not one of the rocks had yet moved.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Beachcomber, Miles L. - Complete
Domesticus 2 reviews
Edited to comply with ff dot net TOS. Homo sapiens domesticus: selecting Classification among human stock is typically determined before shipping. The highest grade of humans should be roughly a quarter vorn old, in good general health, and thoroughly trained to service. Presold humans are typically marked with the glyph of their patron Tower; other humans are usually auctioned
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Perceptor, Sam W.
Ya'aburnee reviews
Ya'aburnee - an Arabic word meaning the hope that one will die before a loved one because it would be too painful to live without them. Ficlet written for the LJ ProwlxJazz anniversary challenge 2012.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Snips and Snaps reviews
Snippets and Ficlets from a recent LJ/DW Meme, all related or continuing various stories I have written that friends were kind enough to prompt me on. Story-verses include Femme, For the Beauty of the Earth, Spider Web Infestations and Other Oddities on the Ark, I Am, Aegis and A Sticky Situation. Rated G-M
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Wheeljack, Jazz - Complete
Harvest reviews
Aegis-verse. BeachcomberxMiles Lancaster. Xenophilia. "Bro, you're so weird. You could just... you know, drink some of the water," Miles said. "I could," Beachcomber admitted. "The lithium and other alkali metals in this spring just react so nicely with the salts and trace elements in your perspiration."
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Beachcomber, Miles L. - Complete
Two is a Prime Number reviews
Nineteen drabbles of exactly 100 words each plus one 400 word ficlet is there a such thing as a quadrabble? for two Primes who need hugs desperately and sometimes get them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime - Complete
Aegis reviews
Coding and culture collide, and come to a new understanding as two hydrocolony mechs who lost everything but each other attempt to find a new home and partners among the Earth-based Autobots. Written for the 2012 TF Gift Exchange on Dreamwidth. Movieverse AU with G1 Characters and references
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Beachcomber, Seaspray - Complete
Incandescent reviews
"My will, now, is it?" the warframe murmured, gracing those trapped wrists with a slow stroking flex of strong talons. He squeezed once, in warning. "Keep them there." Movieverse AU, Optimus/Megatron, coauthored with Hope of Dawn and fractalserpent.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Far Far Away reviews
Post 2007 Patronus-verse AU, stand alone, ficlet. For now, the plan was simple. Keep Sam as far away from the mech he had "saved" as possible, lest he tip Optimus to destruction before they were ready to stop him. What else was a guardian to do.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Primely Parts Squared reviews
Rodimus stood up and began pacing, gesturing wildly with his hands even as several of his lithe secondaries began waving around him. "What, just trade it back and forth? Flip a coin for who gets weekends and holidays?" Rodimus/Optimus Sticky Tentacles
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime
Trophy reviews
Darkfest 2012 Fic Airachnid/Jack Darby Warnings posted at the bottom of fic. "Don't let it go to your head, Jack. I find you utterly repulsive. But you humans have such primitive fears to play with."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Airachnid, Jack D.
Anchorage reviews
::Does it always have to be 'facing with you?:: Ratchet griped. ::Best way to change the subject when I don't know what to say,:: Ironhide admitted. Ironhide/Ratchet hurt/comfort. Takes place between chapters 8 and 9 of Fidelius.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Ozone: The Xenophilia Edition reviews
The AllSpark and Matrix had many unsupervised years on Earth. What if the energies that are the source of both artifacts knew that the Cube would be destroyed? Life finds a way to go on. Perhaps our species are more related than we thought. Xenophilia.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,517 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime
Spider Web Infestations and Other Oddities reviews
Strange things are happening on the Ark, and the truth is stranger than fiction. Written for the "alien sex" kinkmeme request on livejournal. Optimus Prime/Ironhide, Ratchet/Wheeljack, refs. Optimus Prime/Bumblebee. Non-sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Optimus Prime, Wheeljack
Femmes reviews
More fun with Mikaela's mecha-suit. Arcee/Mikaela pwp sticky mecha suit xeno.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Arcee, Mikaela B. - Complete
Autumn Leaves reviews
"I may look like a human being, but it didn't even occur to me until I was, like, eight or nine, that I was one." A coming of age story for a human boy raised by giant alien robots from outer space. Hurt/Comfort.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Daniel W., Jazz - Complete
Fidelius reviews
Follows Patronus. How does an ancient, robotic being decide what and how to remember what is important during a fratricidal, never-ending war? What happens when the memories one needs the most to survive are not those that make life worth living
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,972 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
The Medic and the Pea reviews
Crack fic. Ratchet is appalled by Carly and Spike's lack of understanding of her own anatomy and decides to give a much needed lesson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Carly W., Ratchet - Complete
Worm reviews
Airachnid likes to play with her food. Non-con Airachnid/Jack Darby, sticky, explicit, please heed listed warnings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Airachnid, Jack D.
Frozen No Longer reviews
Post 1986 Movie. In the aftermath of the loss of his bonded, Jazz finds a reason to hold on for a time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Patronus Outtakes reviews
One shots related to the story, Patronus, posted separately for mature themes. 1. JazzxOptimus, 2. PatronusxSideswipe 3. JazzxMikaela 4. MegatronxOptimus 5. RatchetxMikaela JazzxMikaela
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Mikaela B., Ratchet
In the Arms of Surya reviews
Earth's proximity to her yellow dwarf star feels downright hedonistic to mecha who have been energon-starved. Beachcomber x Sun
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Beachcomber, Hound - Complete
Primely Parts reviews
Everyone knows that one of the many gifts the Matrix bestows is tentacles. Somehow Rodimus missed that memo. Crack fic, explicit, and yeah, has tentacles. Please heed warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rodimus Prime - Complete
Prime Time reviews
A collection of TF Prime one-shots, unrelated unless noted, various ratings, see warnings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Optimus Prime
Self Love reviews
This is the story of a mech whose spark spins in unique ways, finding new and wonderful methods of taking delight in himself. Starring Perceptor/himself. Originally posted anonymously on the livejournal transformers kinkmeme. Sticky, masturbation, voy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Perceptor, Beachcomber - Complete
Patronus reviews
Coauthored with Merfilly. Sentinel's weapon turned Ironhide's frame, processors, and memory core to rust, but left behind his spark in its casing. What makes him who he is? DotM Fix-it Fic. Continuation of New Moon chs. 2 & 4
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Consort reviews
The Matrix of Leadership contained the wisdom of all the ages. It was also cruel. Who or what can help Optimus Prime resist its darker appetites and the voices within it that would better be forgotten?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,192 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Mirage, Optimus Prime - Complete
I am reviews
A G1 pre-Earth ProwlxJazz birthday gift fic for Taralynden. Prowl does not have much time left, and there is one one thing that can help him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
A New Moon reviews
A series of ficlets based on Dark Side of the Moon. Spoilers will abound.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Debriefing reviews
A crossover of Ozone - the Xeno Edition and Patronus, and AU to both. Optimus Prime debriefs his smallest spy with sexy results.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime - Complete
Arranged by the Stars reviews
When Spike is upset about the arranged marriage of his favorite Peruvian princess, Jazz helps the human understand cultural differences regarding love and commitment. Story takes place in 1986 and 6-million years ago. Rating now M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Ozone reviews
Mikaela's normal coping methods aren't working. Written at botcon. Genfic, pre 2011 movieverse, not tie-in novel compliant. Rated M for cussing only
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
You Know You Are Addicted To Cyberporn reviews
A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet
Limitless reviews
After becoming the unfortunate victim of Megatron's demoralization campaign, Mikaela finds herself haunting the Autobot base along with another lost spark who cannot let go. Supernatural Jazz/Mikaela. Darkfic is dark. Please heed posted warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Mikaela B., Jazz - Complete
Dear Fangirls reviews
Bayverse 07 Movie. Crackfic written a year ago and forgotten about. Bumblebee writes a Cease and Desist letter to fangirls writing about himself and Sam after he notices Sam's discomfort.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Autobot Underoos reviews
Another story for the livejournal flesh-and-steel community's Spring Fever & Lingerie Challenge, because there can't be too many stories about Autobots and underwear.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Mikaela B., Ironhide - Complete
Of Thongs and Mechs reviews
Crack oneshot, no pun intended. Carly makes the mistake of telling Bluestreak that he can ask her "anything". Written for the Spring Fever and Lingerie challenge at the flesh and steel community at livejournal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bluestreak, Carly W. - Complete
Play Dates in Tara Lynden's Sandbox reviews
Gift fic for Help Japan auction winner and all around amazing author Tara Lynden. The continued adventures of Jazz and Prowl trying to keep the humans innocent about what really goes on in the depths of the Ark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ravage's Personal Log reviews
Decepticrack. A day in Ravage's life for the April comment fic challenge at LJ community Crimson Optics .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ravage, Starscream - Complete
Rhythm and Blues reviews
Bluestreak is willing to do just about anything to quiet his processors, whether that is torturing a prisoner, interfacing with his superior, or, perhaps, finding true love. BluestreakxStarscream, BluestreakxJazz, BluestreakxBumblebee. Bayverse AU
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Bluestreak, Starscream
Author Announcements
New collaboration: Red AlertxInferno and Optimus PrimexJazz. "Calming Fire", posted on Gatekat's ff . net account. Please subscribe to Gatekat and to Sockets for my collaborations. Solo work will be posted here.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 456 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Red Alert, Jazz - Complete
For the Beauty of the Earth HoundxEarth reviews
DarkFic: Hound's lover is in danger, and he takes matters into his own hands. New Chapter: "Guardian" Hound from Spike W's point of view. New rating R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Hound, Spike W.
The Cleaning Station reviews
One-shot ficlet. My imaginary Movie-verse Wheeljack and Perceptor chat on the beach. Giftfic for Zomgitsalaura on her 20th birthday
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Wheeljack, Perceptor - Complete
A Sticky Situation reviews
Crackfic, oneshot. Wheeljack invents "sticky" interfacing and it leaves everyone cold. Rated M for subject matter and cussing. No explicit smut, but it is crass.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Wheeljack, Spike W. - Complete
Man and Superman reviews
In which Bumblebee helps Sam with his paper on Nietzsche, and, more importantly, with understanding life, morality, and what it means to find joy. One shot. PG-13 for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Unglued reviews
AU Bayverse - a series of one shots for my OT3 Sam/Bee/Mikaela . Fluff, romance, pnp, xeno, eventually babies.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
In Honor of Mother's Day reviews
Spike recalls his most vivid memory
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Spike W., Carly W. - Complete
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