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Author has written 9 stories for NCIS, and Harry Potter.

i hate it when people make nasty reviews and criticism as a person that is not signed in so that they can be told what and why that particular bit was done.

i love NCIS , ALL THE CSI'S AND BONES, NCIS:LA, Castle . and Parmore

WE ARE THE HARRY POTTER GENERATION

Exploring Harry's life: Chapter 13

"That's the wolf in him, he's a big meat and chocolate kinda guy. Screw the potatoes." said Sirius sniggering.


I'm a crazy Tiva Fan

i support Jibbs McAbby , GSR and other ships

THEBLACKROSE101 rocks 4 Eva

i will not update my older story's for a while guys but i will get round to it at some point

As of 03/02/2012 my fave secton from a fic goes to

Reading at Hogwarts: The Goblet of Fire by Abbzeh

"That wasnt funny Fred! he shouted. What on earth did you give that Muggle boy?

"I didnt give him anything, said Fred, with another evil grin. I just dropped it It was his fault he went and ate it, I never told him to.

'Loopholes… you've gotta love them,' Fred grinned innocently.

'A lot of you are able to find them,' Justin grinned, looking at the group of troublemakers and meddlers in Gryffindor.

'It's a Gryffindor trait,' George smirked.

'You've got that right,' McGonagall murmured.

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I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions.

I am a firm believer in Fate, True Love and Soul Mates.

I am completely obsessed with love and cannot wait until I find it.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

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Perfection is a waste of time.

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God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

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If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

It's retarded. It's ridiculus. It's re-dic-u-tarded!"-unknown

"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown

"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"-unknown

"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."-unknown

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown

When life gives you skittles, throw them at your enemy and scream "Taste the rainbow, you b-tch!!"

"Hey. I've got a plan," Tony said, yet again taking her mind off the task at hand. " Let's not talk to the creepy bald man and wait for Gibbs to discover that we're missing. Then we're as good as found."

"You do realize the 'creepy bald man' also speaks English." The creepy bald man said. ( from an intresting tactic, Jamie Hook)

Okay... I don't get it... In Land of the Dead, the zombies are actually SMART and they can use weapons... If they can do that, why are they even zombies?! Yet, in REAL zombie movies... The zombies are dumb shit-heads and they just go for their target? Can someone please explain?? Copy and paste this to your profile if you don't get why that is

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

FAVE ARTISTS:

Black Veil Brides, You me at six, Panic!at the disco, Paramore, All time low, Blink-182, The blackout

My Love the new PARAMORE Album as well as there older ones,

FAVE SONGS:

PARAMORE, Misery Business , Hallelujah, Ignorance, Brick by boring brick, The only exception, Decode, careful, playing god , For a pessimist i'm pretty optimistic

Twilight means two things

1 it was when Kate died

2 vampires.

Perfection is a waste of time.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

i have a major obsesion to NCIS But mainly TIVA, I ENJOY MCABBY AND JIBBS.

"Is everyone up there as STUPID as you?!" - LJ Gibbs

"When you look at me like that, McGee, I get this over-whelming urge to head slap you."- LJ Gibbs

" Dinozzo, was there something in my tone of voice that made that sound like a suggestion?"- LJ Gibbs

"Josh: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Tony: Which leaves you with a bunch of toothless blind people."

"Fornell: And people say we're bastards.
Gibbs: Only because they know us."

"Tony: Gibbs'll get in. He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.
Kate: Because he probably killed them"

"Gibbs-You know me Duck. I suspect everything
Ducky-That's an admirable trait in an investigator. It's also why your three marrages failed.
Gibbs- And all these years I thought it was because I was a bastard.
Ducky- Well, that didn't help any either."

"A slap in the face is humiliating, but a slap to the back of the head is a wake up call"- LJ Gibbs

"Abby- Reporting for duty as ordered sir!
Gibbs- Wrong hand Abbs
Abby- Sorry sir!
Gibbs- (talks about case...)
Abby- Permission to speak freely sir!
Giibbs- You always speak freely Abbs
Abby- I know I just always wanted to say that..."
Abby- Thank you sir
Gibbs- Dont call me sir
Abby- Thank you ma'am"

"Tony: What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF - and they're all B's.
Gibbs: I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS."

"DiNozzo: "If I get anthrax, how will you feel?"
Gibbs: "Not as bad as you, DiNozzo."

"Abby: You're getting sneakier the older you get.
Gibbs: Not to mention better looking"

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Toni

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Tonizzle (okay)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): red horse (cool)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Alicia Rose Peach (maybe..)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name ): Baitoely (strange Like me)

6. YOUR SUPER RO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purplecola

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Toilasady ( i dont know my dad well( creepy name( sad brothers )))

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Rae

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black homer ( guinea Pig)

37 Secrets About Yourself.

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yep. It was a lie.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

the internet

3) What's your middle name?
Alicia Rose

4) Your current relationship status?
single

5) Does your crush like you back?
don't have one

6) What is your current mood?

happy and creeped (my guinea Pig just snezzed)

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
What kind of freak are you?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

pastaly flowers colours

9) Missing something?
Hell yeah.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
greatgrandma's's death(BOTH) Grandads death

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
cat

12) Ever had a near death experience?
not being propley fasten into a rollor coster that looped the looped and corksrewed and stop sundenly( thanks to the very kind stranges that made sure that i didn't fall out"

13) Something you do alot?
Write and listen to music

14) The song stuck in your head?
this is me, ingronce, brick by boring brick, 21 guns and when september ends

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Mossheart1235

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Tori Spelling

17) When was the last time you cried?
today

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
yes

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
super sight

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
body

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?
A donut,( what)

22) What's your biggest secret?
Yeah, like i would tell ya!

23) Favorite Color?
red

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Yep.

25) What are you?
A kid who likes writing and music with a limeted social life

26) Do you speak any other language?
Bit of french, spainish, hebrew and some polish does cursing count?

27) What's your favorite smell?
hot chocolate

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
amnormal

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
my grandad

31) What should you be doing?
Getting ready for bed

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My brother's

33) Do you like working in the yard?
I don't...

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?Why does everyone think people want a new last name?

why would i want a new one mines a name of a drink without the s

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
No

36) What is your natural hair color?
Brown.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

My grandad ...(remebering his death)

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, please re-post this. It could convice someone else too. :)

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"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


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A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, James Potter, Lily Potter, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

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Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: WaddleDeeAnarchy, mossheart1235

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, WaddleDeeAnarchy, mossheart1235, ziva-tony-TIVA

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, KCSonic113,WaddleDeeAnarchy, mossheart1235,ziva-tony-TIVA

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

- If at first you don't succeed, have a chocolate bar and get over yourself. -Me :)


- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.


A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

A long road is the theblackrose101 story it rules the very end is very funny please it and review as she would all love your reviews

I thought of you today, but that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday, and days before that too. I think of you in silence, I often speak your name. All I have is memories and a picture in a frame. Your memory is a keepsake, in which I'll never part. God has you in his keeping, I have you in my heart. (I miss you Mommy)

Memory is a way of holding onto the things you are, the things you love, the things you never want to lose.

I may be small, but I've got giant plans to shine as brightly as the sun.

.••) .•).•.•) .•)
(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Read this, it made me cry...and I never cry.

Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams of the wounded.
You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gunfire.
You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him!
If you support your troops, send this on.
If it gets to a veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Non Sibi, Sed Patriae
Semper Fidelis
This We'll Defend
Above All

"The greatest glory consists not in never dying, but in rising when we fall."

people may not see through the skin of me but i don't care its the inside that count my eczema will not stop me so it doesn't matter what they say about me.

R A N D O M -- S T U F F

"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"

"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!"

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

MY TOP 20 FAVE NCIS QUOTES:

DiNozzo: Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
Ziva: Yes!
DiNozzo: Still crazy then?
Ziva glares at Tony
DiNozzo: Getting off your case. -Recoil

DiNozzo: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it.
McGee: As hard as she can?
DiNozzo: As hard as you can.
McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names. -Corporal Punishment

Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Vance: Your father's one. Second?
Ziva: Me. -Aliyah

Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Officer Ziva David: I drove.
Eli David: Enough said. -Aliyah

Ziva: referring to one of the supermodels You really find her attractive?
DiNozzo: Oh yeah.
Ziva: Well I want to shoot her. -Model Behavior

Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva: Ziva sighs I ran into a stone wall.
DiNozzo: Brick wall.
Ziva: No! It was stone wall! I backed up too quickly. -Hide and Seek

DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: Uh... potential pregnancy? -Driven

Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out

DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
McGee: Your father actually said that to you?
DiNozzo: No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
Ziva: Probably he knew your taste in women. -Light Sleeper

DiNozzo: I'm not getting a signal. How about you?
Ziva: holds up her cell phone No. I'm braless.
DiNozzo: I noticed that earlier. But on your phone they're called "bars." -Boxed In

McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it.
Ziva: Maybe she just didn't have a bag.
McGee: Every woman has a bag.
Ziva: Do I have a bag, McGee?
McGee: No, but you're not a... Well, I mean, you're a woman. You're just not a... not a normal... Tony: Quit while your ahead McGee
-Once a Hero

DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park
Ziva: I've always found it hard to park when someone is shooting at you -Road Kill

DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: He said he liked me. -Road Kill

Ziva: Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex.
DiNozzo: It wasn't?
Ziva: Well, there was a lot of sex. -Probie

Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly. -Judgement Day

DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.
Ziva: Give them time. -Collateral Damage

Ziva: referring to Tony Is he always this juvenile?
McGee: Only on the days of the week ending with the word "day." -Switch

Abby: What will you do then?
Ziva: We kill them, Abby.
DiNozzo: Arrest them, Ziva. We'll arrest them.
Paula Cassidy: I prefer her way. -Grace Period

Ziva: Do you see what I see?
DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues? -Designated Target

DiNozzo: to McGee "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie.
Ziva: I love that movie!
starts to sing, DiNozzo puts his hand over her mouth
DiNozzo: One note, and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's a Small World" for 24 hours straight. Do we understand each other? -Hiatus Part I

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")

If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

RANDOM QUOTES:

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tongiht: darkness

Never go to a docter whose office plants have died

On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with NCIS, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Why America has some issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

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19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

WE ARE THE HARRY POTTER GENERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you sometimes say "Merlin!" instead of "God!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Umbridge, Lockhart, Rita Skeeter, ARGH!)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius!

Hermione or Cho? Hermione!!!

James Potter or Snape? James potter

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? TONKS!!!!!!

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny is the best.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore!

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? chocolate frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? BELLATRIX

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The first

am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.


Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today


I'm... Fed up. Insecure. Neurotic. Emotional. Really, I'm FINE!


1)When you are sad, I will help you get drunk then assist in plotting revenge against the weasel that upset you.

2)When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.

3)When you smile I will know that you are probably planning something that I will want to be involved in.

4)When you are scared I will take the mick out of you until you're NOT.

5)When you are worried I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you STOP WHINING!

6)When you are confused I will try to use only little words.

7)When you are sick, stay the hell away from me because I don't want whatever you've got!

8)When you fall I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse, but I will, regardless, help you up.

This is my vow, as a friend, I hope you will, one day, return this to me.

If If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, eragonharrypotterfan, WWMTgirl, Purpleducki88, Minerva McGonagall Rox,TivalovercalledAbby.1997, ziva-tony-TIVA

If you think Minerva McGonagall is cool copy this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were given the option to have the Dementor's Kiss or join the death eaters which would you do?

DEMENTORS KISS.

Would you own a House elf?

Yes but I wouldnt work them to hard.

Speaking of Hose elves would you rather have the sensitive Winky or Grouchy Kreacher?

DOBBY! But Kreacher willl do

If you were at the store and saw Harry Potter buying whole milk, what would you do?

Stare than ask him for an autograph and a photo

What's worse, being locked up in a room with Lockhart or Umbridge?
OMM!(oh my merlin!) LockHart as I would Silence him

Out of the Trio, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who's your favorite?

Hermione.

Who is your favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Minerva McGonagall Kicks ass in the last film but Ginny is a close second

Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Dolores Umbridge. Need I explain why?

Who is your favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Hermione and Ron!

Who is your least favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Minerva and snape or Hermone with snape.

Who is your favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Draco and Astoira

What is your least favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Minnie and Snape.

If you were to go to Hogwarts, which House do you think you'd be put in and why?

Gryffindor , Im brave

Out of all the deaths in Harry Potter, who's death affected you the most and/or you felt was unnecessary and why?

Tie between Dumbledore and Fred. Seriously, Dumbledore was the greatest wizard, and killed by someone he trusted!

Out of all the characters whom survived, do you think any of them deserved to be killed off and why?

Draco Malfoy,

How many Harry Potter books do you own?

2

Which position would you choose if you played Quidditch?

Seeker

95. Saying that you have friends and your enemy doesn't can actually defeat them if only for a short period.

93. If you look like Emma Watson, big ugly giants will give you a present like bike handlebars. If you're a stout older lady, they will drop you to your death.

91. If you get a vision of a loved one being tortured, it is really best to just ignore it.

90. Hang out with freaks who believe in nargles. They are probably the coolest person (except for Ron) you will ever meet.

88. If a teacher REALLY pisses you off, the most entertaining way to get them back is to set off the largest box of fireworks you can get your hands on. Extra points for most inappropriate timing.

87. Never hesitate to infiltrate a government building for rescue missions and/or personal gain of knowledge or prophecies. Knocking down entire rooms of valuable glass things will help, no matter what it is you are there to do.

82. It is possible to use spells you are not supposed to know until next year (book). ( Example: Levicorpse )

81. If the Minister for Magic calls you a liar and your godfather a serial murderer, don't worry. Just break into his Ministry, smash every glass object you can find, let Voldemort break all the windows and the Minister will at last believe you.

80. Even with all the magic in the world, Mrs Weasley has terrible taste in knitwear

79. Beware of squibs carrying ladders.

75. Loving kitties doesnt mean you are a nice person.

74. There is not such a big difference between light sabers and wands. (Who else wanted to shout: "May the Force be with you!" when the duel in the ministry was at its climax?) ME.

71.Kitties can be really awful and hideous creatures combined with an evil fat lady in pink.

69. Never piss off the Weasley twins.

56. Moody can wear his madeye and not give a stuff about attracting attention to himself, but a big black dog in a train station "can entirely ruin the operation"

55. If you dream you're a snake, seek immediate, preferably magical, help.

47) Still a great "mystery of the universe" - that Mr. Weasley, whose profession is to be an expert on "all things Muggle" - is such a blithering idiot when it comes to "all things Muggle." (Then again, he is a government employee...)

52. Harry makes no sounds when he is screaming.

47. Falling through curtains is deadly.

46. Igniting yourself in someone else's fireplace doesn't kill you but transports you to far off mystical lands.

45. If you lose something, it was the nargles.

40. The Ministry is obviously run by conservative republicans. That's why they don't believe the gay liberal professor

39. Wizard duels are just as cool as lightsaber battles

37. when one of your pupils, the most important student at hogwarts and possibly the most infamous wizard ever known is in fact part of a deadly prophecy, is also the seventh part of Voldemort's soul, and holds the key to finishing his enemy off, it's best not to trouble him with this information. it's not worth telling him.

30.Never underestimate or insult your annoying best friend.You might end up married with her one day!

22.The next time you want to get rid of an evil fat lady leave her in a vast forest along with your giant brother,centaurs,etc.

21.Never trust your giant friend's taste in pets. (check Norbert or Buckbeak)

19. It's quite normal to carry lumps of raw meat in your satchel, just in case you happen to bump into a Thestral.

15. That the spell Levicorpus does two completely different things, and what it does always seems to help the good guys.

13. Dumbledore might be good with a wand, but he's no Yoda!

11.No matter how close you are to dying,a Phoenix will always be there to save your ass.

9. Never trust a rat, trust the cat instead.

5. Dragons are very dangerous creatures. They can breathe fire over a long distance. So it is perfectly safe to keep them behind wooden fences, put them into an arena and let children sit well within the range of the fireburst.

3. Friends shouldn't let friends ride invisible creatures alone.

1.Going into the girls bathroom is not so bad after all.Apart from the "sights" you might also get to save the whole wizarding community.


In loving memory of...

Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have

...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal

...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend

...Rue, District 11's female tribute in the 74th Hunger Games

...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, a notable member in the Order of the Phoenix

...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters

...Nymphadora Tonks, killed by Death Eaters

...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing

...Charlotte, the only spider I'll ever like, who devised a plan to save Wilbur

...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side

...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early

...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself

...Kevin "Freak" Avery, who was too young to die

...Marley, the best dog ever

...Dobby, who died a free elf

...Primrose Everdeen, a brave young girl who shouldn't have died

...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort

May they all rest in peace.


"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."-The marauders

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

When life gives you lemons, make lemon drops.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!!!

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shoot!"

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

You can slam a revolving door... into someone you don't like.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Ginny Weasley...wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … was killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly(?) going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Lucius Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet


--If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:

FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win! -LIONS FOR THE CUP!!- Gryffindor!!- Lyra124, TivalovercalledAbby.1997-GRYFFINDOR!, ziva-tony-TIVA Gryffindor

promise to remember

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter

Harry Potter Fan I was born
Harry Potter Fan I'll die
And from the graveyard I'll scream "Harry Potter Rocks!!"

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste
If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile!


f you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321, minerva.m1997

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorovitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? MY dead friends and familey alive and happy

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course...after I took a picture. Not everyday you see an attacking tree (Not mine, but i agree)

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? OMG OMG then faint

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Hold me untill i come around

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Voldermort. Ha ha not so special anymore are we? (Once again, not mine, but I agree)

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Never

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Malfoy.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do Hermione

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. . McGonagall-Green

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Platinum blonde

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No...should it be?

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Well I won't know until that day comes, now will I?

Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Lupin, smart, yet still caused trouble (Me!) ((Not mine but I agree))

What would your Patronus take shape in? Cat of somesort. Laid back, but violent as ever

What would be your Animagus form? See Patronus thing.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Transfiguration.

Professor McGonagall, Minerva talking to Peeves who was trying to sabotage a chandelier It unscrews the other way.

Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --

I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.

I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.


Abby- Reporting for duty as ordered sir!
Gibbs- Wrong hand Abbs
Abby- Sorry sir!
Gibbs- (talks about case...)
Abby- Permission to speak freely sir!
Giibbs- You always speak freely Abbs
Abby- I know I just always wanted to say that..."
Abby- Thank you sir
Gibbs- Dont call me sir
Abby- Thank you ma'am"

MY TOP 20 FAVE NCIS QUOTES:

DiNozzo: Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
Ziva: Yes!
DiNozzo: Still crazy then?
Ziva glares at Tony
DiNozzo: Getting off your case. -Recoil

DiNozzo: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it.
McGee: As hard as she can?
DiNozzo: As hard as you can.
McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names. -Corporal Punishment

Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Vance: Your father's one. Second?
Ziva: Me. -Aliyah

Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Officer Ziva David: I drove.
Eli David: Enough said. -Aliyah

Ziva: referring to one of the supermodels You really find her attractive?
DiNozzo: Oh yeah.
Ziva: Well I want to shoot her. -Model Behavior

Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva: Ziva sighs I ran into a stone wall.
DiNozzo: Brick wall.
Ziva: No! It was stone wall! I backed up too quickly. -Hide and Seek

DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: Uh... potential pregnancy? -Driven

Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out

DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
McGee: Your father actually said that to you?
DiNozzo: No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
Ziva: Probably he knew your taste in women. -Light Sleeper

DiNozzo: I'm not getting a signal. How about you?
Ziva: holds up her cell phone No. I'm braless.
DiNozzo: I noticed that earlier. But on your phone they're called "bars." -Boxed In

McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it.
Ziva: Maybe she just didn't have a bag.
McGee: Every woman has a bag.
Ziva: Do I have a bag, McGee?
McGee: No, but you're not a... Well, I mean, you're a woman. You're just not a... not a normal... Tony: Quit while your ahead McGee
-Once a Hero

DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park
Ziva: I've always found it hard to park when someone is shooting at you -Road Kill

DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: He said he liked me. -Road Kill

Ziva: Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex.
DiNozzo: It wasn't?
Ziva: Well, there was a lot of sex. -Probie

Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly. -Judgement Day

DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.
Ziva: Give them time. -Collateral Damage

Ziva: referring to Tony Is he always this juvenile?
McGee: Only on the days of the week ending with the word "day." -Switch

Abby: What will you do then?
Ziva: We kill them, Abby.
DiNozzo: Arrest them, Ziva. We'll arrest them.
Paula Cassidy: I prefer her way. -Grace Period

Ziva: Do you see what I see?
DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues? -Designated Target

DiNozzo: to McGee "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie.
Ziva: I love that movie!
starts to sing, DiNozzo puts his hand over her mouth
DiNozzo: One note, and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's a Small World" for 24 hours straight. Do we understand each other? -Hiatus Part I

Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.

I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and pate this to your profile.

I currently am in denial about Jenny being dead since they never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy. If you are a JIBBs shipper and think like this then copy and paste this to your profile.

Jenny - Sometimes things aren't so simple, Abby. Sometimes you can't control the outcome. Sometimes you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it.

Jingle bells,
EJ smells,
Tiva all the way,
Ray should die,
I won't cry,
I'll laugh all day, hey


Between Abby Sciuto and Mythbusters, Science was never cooler.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (gotta love Truth or Consequences) *omg i can quote that word for word, line for line, facial expressions and everything. i have to have seen it about 20 times. i even bought it on itunes!

Tony: So you've seen him before? From...internet dating?

Ziva: I will kill you eighteen different ways with THIS paperclip.

McGee: You know, that's how Houdini died.

Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?

Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names...

Tony: I thought you said 27 thousand kills

McGee: 28 thousand kills

Tony: But you said 27 thousand kills!

McGee: That was yesterday.

Tony: You killed a thousand people in one day?

McGee: I was hot, I was on fire!

Tony: It's not a cause for excitement, McGee, it's a cause for concern... speaking of causes for concern: Autopsy Gremlin? What are you doing up here? You know what happens if direct sulight hits your skin!

Palmer: Oh, I was just showing Ziva some pictures of me and Breena.

Ziva: Ooo.. Matching tattoos?

Palmer: I- It's henna- Ju-just henna.

Tony: You got... commitment issues, Palmer?

Palmer: I have a little trouble with... permanant things. Actually, I can't even put a bumper sticker on my car...

Tony: Lemme see... Where is this? It looks like the Baltimore Street Sign. McGee! Didn't you say you wanted to go there?

McGee: Nah, I decided not to.

Tony: Did YOU really make that decision, McGee, or was it made for you? By your addiction to killing. McGee killed a thousand people yesterday.

Ziva: Eh? That is not on the record.

Tony: On his video game.

Ziva: Oh.

McGee: Boss!

Gibbs: You got something to something to tell me...elf lord?


1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premier night

2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"

3) You've begun to use marine phrases

4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee

5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!

6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen

7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song

8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics

9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself)

10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.

11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."

12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.

13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)

14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip

15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.

16) You use McNicknames on people

17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"

18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"

19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)

20) You copy and paste this into your profile.


Things I am not allowed to do at NCIS:

1) I am not allowed to launch paper balls at Tony and say "I'm practicing sniping."

2) I will not yell "HINKY!" repeatedly during work hours.

3) I will not sneak up behind people, scare them, and then claim "I'm Gibbs!"

4) I will not threaten to kill people with a paperclip

5) Gloves are for evidence; not to be used as balloons.

6) I will stop saying "Get a room!" whenever Tony and Ziva are arguing.

7) I am not allowed to discuss my theory of how Gibbs is related to the Men In Black.

8) I will not hide Bert behind McGee's desk and say "McGee, there's a bathroom RIGHT THERE."

9) I will not refer to Ducky as "Donald Duck"

10) I will not dress up as Gibbs for Halloween

11) I will not ask McGee how many wedgies a day, on average, would he get when he was a kid.

12) I will not call people "snitches."

13) -Or a certain word that rhymes.

14) I will not yell "PARIS!" repeatedly when Tony and Ziva are within two feet of each other.

15) I will not refer to Ziva as "Mossad Hunting Dog."

16) -Especially around Ziva

17) I will not bring a water gun to work and tell everyone it is real, then pretend to shoot them with it.

18) I am not allowed to date coworkers (yeah, sure. That's gonna last.)

19) I am not allowed to headslap random people because they are not following Gibbs Rules.

20) I am not allowed to tell Probies that the first test on the job is to let a blind-folded Gibbs shoot an apple off your head.

21) I am not allowed to ask Ziva how stupid she thought Ray's haircut was.

22) I am not allowed to prank call Gibbs, claiming I sell sniper guns.

23) I am not allowed to call Tony "My little hairy butt."

24) I am not allowed to call Ziva "Sweetcheeks"

25) I am not allowed to impersonate Bert at lunch

26) I am not replace Gibbs' coffee with Abby's Caf-Pow!

27) I am not to replace Abby's Caf Pow! with Gibbs' coffee.

28) Probies are not to be used as "Moving Target Practice"

29) I am not allowed to hide in a body bag in Autopsy, then scare the hell out of Jimmy Palmer if and when he opens it.


Why we love Tiva so much:

-Because he noticed she was braless! (Boxed In)
-Because he wanted to tussle her hair (Recoil)
-Because she made dinner for him (Boxed In)
-Because they are the hottest fake married undercover assassins ever (Undercovers)
-Because he risked his career for her (Aliyah)
-Because it’s inevitable (Judgement Day, Part II)
-Because she missed everyone, even Tony (Last Man Standing)
-Because he knows where her tattoo is (Dagger)
-Because she’s seen his butt
-Because his butt would be a 5 if he shaved it(Frame Up)
-Because she’s his ninja (Nine Lives)
-Because he was willing to die so she could escape (Undercovers)
-Because he had pictures of her on his wall (Agent Afloat)
-Because he has hair like a porcupig ( Silver War)
-Because Gibbs thought they got married and didn’t tell him(Suspicion)
-Cause of her twist in the english language ,tony hangs on her every word .
-Cause in “Undercover” she let him be on top
-Cause she laughs at his imitations
-Because Tony wants to do page 57 with her. (Silver War)
-Because Ducky knows they have feelings for each other (Last Man Standing, Legend Part I)
-Because she intimidates him (Kill Ari II)
-Because she opened up to him about her sister’s murder (Kill Ari II)
-Because they played grab-ass(Boxed In)
-Because Tony visited Ziva’s place at least once a week while Gibbs was away(Shalom)
-Because Mossad thought Tony and Ziva were sleeping together (Shalom)
-Because Rivkin was jealous of Tony(Last Man Standing, Legends I&II, Semper Fidelis)
-Because she calls him his little hairy butt (Undercovers)
-Because Tony imaged her pregnant with his kid! (Undercovers)
-Because Tony was looking forward to having a little Dinozzo with Ziva (Undercovers)
-Because he touched her, and it wasn’t his knee! (Undercovers)
-Because he calls her sweetcheeks
-Because if they live long enough she might tell him how she got the friction burn (Boxed In)
-Because under normal circumstances he would consider having his hands on her ass fun (Boxed In)
-Because he was going to buy her a house, though it would have to be a fake house cause the money was fake (Boxed In)
-Because he risked his life to save her.
-Because he admitted to her that he can’t live without her. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because he admitted that he tried to leave her alone but couldn’t. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because Tony thinks that Ziva is not replaceable. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because if he could, he’d drag her back in a heartbeat. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because she told him that he had always had her back. (Reunion)
-Because Abby ships Tiva too! (Cover Story)
-Because their intense staring made McGee feel awkward! (Reunion)
-Because Tony broke all the rules for her.
-Because he was a bit jealous of Rivkin. (Legend Parts 1 and 2)
-Because they are BOTH tired of pretending. (Dagger)
-Because they are soulmates. (Designated Target)
-Because he learned some Hebrew for her.
-Because even Eli is aware of their chemistry(Aliyah)


NCIS proverbs:

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs
5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement
7. When in doubt, try the internet
8. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, but be wary of the ones who touch your coffee.
9. He who touches Gibbs' coffee is he who no longer has a right hand.
10. He who takes Abby's Caf-Pow! has dissappeared without a trace.
11. When even the greatest ninja is challenged by a Ziva, he should run.
12. The great man never runs from a fight. Unless, of course, it's Ziva challenging you. Then, you should run like hell.
13. Laughter is the best medicine, unless you are DiNozzo. Then, it's just a drug.


You have dressed up as an NCIS character for Halloween (yup. i was Ziva. but i have the right hair color for it!)
You know just about all Gibbs' Rules by heart. (yeah its sad.)
You "Gibbs Slap" people when they mess up. (it's actually fun sometimes)
You have learned Hebrew just to find out what Ziva says in some scenes (it does come in handy sometimes...)
You have seen every single NCIS episode and know the names of them. (I don't know the names on purpose, I just know them)
You hear a love song on the radio and instantly think of Tiva or McAbby (Not my fault! OK maybe it is...)
You ignore everything around you on Tuesday nights at 8:00. (The house could be burning. I wouldn't know.)
You can name the episode from what the characters are wearing and how there hair is. (It's scary.)
You have do your hair or wear clothes like the characters without even realizing it. When you realize it you smile happily.
You quote the show on a regular basis.
You have to be told not to talk about the show for the rest of the day because thats all you have been talking about.

So if you do any of the above you may suffer from NCIS addiction. (well, not really suffer but..) :)

Why i believe in Tiva:

-Because he said he couldn't live without her.
-Because he said "Probie" with love."
-Because he risked his life to go save her.
-Because he lied about his knee.
-Because he said she was priceless.
-Because he calls her my ninja.
-Becasue he still calls her Sweet Cheeks.
-Becasue he said "Handle with care, contents priceless."

-Because she gets jealous everytime he has a date.
-Because she kissed him first in Undercovers.
-Because she told him to save himself and let her die.
-Because she let him share a bed with her in Jetlag.
-Because she told Nora "no" too quickly.
-Becasue she still calls him Hairy Butt.
-Becasue she will give him "anything he wants".
-Because she tried to protect him from that bomb
-Becasue she asked "If he liked what he saw."

-Because they were really under covers together.
-Because they always have each other's backs.
-Because there was no couch in Paris.
-Because they screw all of Gibbs' rules.
-Because they are in love.


Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.
A Gibbs-Slap is a form of affection. Somehow.
Caf-Pows are the best thing since sliced bread.
A paper clip is more than just an office tool.
Rules were meant to be broken. And the ones that are, are 12 up on the list, so they weren't that important!!
Coffee is something that can never run out. If it does, well, good luck.
A kiss on the check means more than you think!!
Barking dogs are just a factor in life. They become more real when they are not a sound coming off a phone.
Trust. How could they live without it.
Death is a part of life.
Undercover is a really good place to be


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A Very Weird Musical by ginnyrules27 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Dumbledore, Cho, Cedric and Malfoy have all been summoned. But for what purpose? To watch a video on Youtube about... them! REVIEW! I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 10/9/2010
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 223,682 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
One Voice by Ti-girl reviews
Sometimes there are more important things than just solving the case." Tony and Ziva go undercover in a situation that makes then come to grips with their relationship, their future, and their own mortality.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 99,654 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Forever is a Long Time by Refreshingly Original reviews
Hogwarts, but not as expected. At the start of Harry's fourth year, Peeves throws water bombs filled with potions. Most don't work, some do. And it changes his life forever. - ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,821 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/7/2011 - [Harry P., Minerva M.]
Things Are Often As They Seem by PrincessDaydream77 reviews
Minerva adopted Hermione when she was about 3, after Voldemort killed her parents. Minerva raised Hermione and though she isn't Hermione's birth mother, she is Hermione's mother by heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,723 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the End of the Beginning by GGUC reviews
Harry went home for Christmas during his 2nd year at Hogwarts due to the Chamber of Secrets opening.What's discovered when he returns? Harry has secrets he's been keeping. (Some Weasley-not all of them- and Dumbles bashing does occur)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,593 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M., N. Tonks, Amelia B.
Daydreams by EruthiadwenGreenleaf reviews
Hermione has been having frequent daydreams which are causing her more problems then anything. What happens when a certain Potions Master finds out he is the cause of these dreams? And how will her friends react when they find out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,457 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lord of the Wind by teddyaccount reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5750 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddyaccount reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Redemption by inrainbows88 reviews
Snape inadvertently discovers Harry's darkest secrets. Rated M for self-injury, physical abuse and sexual abuse. No slash. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dreaming Through The Storm by xxlovesuicide61xx reviews
Hermione has been having these dreams for years about a certain Potions Master. She can't take it anymore when they're both at Grimmuald Place for the summer. *A back in the saddle story for me. Trying to see just how rusty I am.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,845 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drabbles, SeverusHarry Style by Kalira69 reviews
A - fairly random - collection of Severus/Harry drabbles. Definite slash, of course, so be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 422 - Words: 121,855 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - [Severus S., Harry P.]
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Prolonging the Inevitable by CSIEcho reviews
Aaron Sidles little sister turns up in Vegas. What will this mean for Aaron and the rest of the Night CSI's. A reworking of my original stories posted in one longer WIP. rated M for later chapters Will be Cath/Sara I promise. CHAPTER 40 Updated!
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 204,237 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Catherine W., Sara S.
What if? by dmf1984 reviews
What if Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall had a son? What if he came to Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,496 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Help Me! by ArtieFanFiction reviews
"I need to have this baby." Ziva shouted. "There is no one else and it's not like you're offering to help, is it?" She demanded. Gibbs stared at her. 'What do you think his answer will be' Giva/Zibbs story. Enjoy...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,295 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Unjust Fear by Laurenke1 reviews
Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,939 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Angel by SarahShalomDavid reviews
Kate died a week ago...A baby girl turns up at NCIS, who is she? What secret of Zivas is revealed ? Who bonds with the child first? How is Mossad involved?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] [Ziva D., Tony D.] - Complete
The Gibbs Project by The Needless Lobsters reviews
When Gibbs gets a case that lands him two marine-raised kids, how will he adapt to "parenthood"? Rated T because of the first chapter... and because I'm paranoid. Main story complete! One-shots moved to separate story!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC - Complete
Target in America by Red Mini Cooper reviews
Ari and Ziva are set on a case that will include the NCIS team. Can Ziva make peace between Gibbs and Ari ore will this case end in a disaster? There has never been a twilight ore Kill Ari
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Ziva D., Ari H.
The ultimate test by Tiva-for-life reviews
Ziva loves Tony. Tony loves Ziva. But will they pass the ultimate test? TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 39,847 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Child Without A Name by fresh.new.lily reviews
Several years after the war Hermione suffers a brutal attack that everyone should have seen coming. Can she survive the aftermath and find happiness? With Severus and her friends by her side she will work to pick up the broken pieces and fight back. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 248,419 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tony shivered by Watcom reviews
Long hours, cold temperatures and a grumpy Gibbs. Tony's having a bad day
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,121 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Healing Comes For All by minerva's-kitten reviews
Minerva was attacked by four stunners. This is my take on what might have happened at the Hospital! ADMM as if I'd do anything else XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Finding Beauty by Shelbie91 reviews
Snape takes a trip to Saudi Arabia during the summer before Hermione's 7th year. Hermione struggles to keep her eating disorder under control long enough to rid the world of the Dark Lord. Snape helps her find beauty and hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Mea Culpa by geradsredskittle666 reviews
Snape discovers too late the the golden boy is abused. Watch as Harry takes back his life. Can he overcome his childhood? Warnings inside. Creature Harry. Harry/Blaise/Snape Pairing. Evil Dumbles/Ron/Hermionie. Good Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,431 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 11/25/2010 - [Harry P., Blaise Z., Severus S.] Draco M.
From the Ashes by ChangeEverything4078 reviews
Hermione is sick. Sicker than anyone knows. But is the only man who can save her also the only man who can who can love her like she truly deserves to be loved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lily's Son by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him for who he was? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione (raven), Draco(Sly), Neville (Huffel) and of course Luna (Raven) later on. Whats a Potions Master to do? can he hate Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 127,809 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 4,201 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] Hermione G.
The Power of Love by xxhiphuggersxx reviews
It all started in 1950 on Christmas Eve night, birth of a beautiful girl with a loving family, but sadly wouldn't grow up with them until her final school year. Meanwhile, dark forces try and keep them apart to cause the family pain. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,517 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Prefect List by LunaLovegood and DannyPhantom reviews
"Stupid Things That People do on the Hogwarts Express" was the name of the list that Luna gave Professor McGonagall. But the name was an understatment. You can submit a prefect that can be used in the story. This is a 14 year old list. THE Prefect List.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 8/5/2011
Damaged by AllisonMadness reviews
Harry is severely injured and Snape is in for a life changing event when he comes to retrieve Harry at the beginning of his first year at Hogwarts. This is a Snape adopts Harry and Harry gets a family story. There will be no slash, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,490 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Draco M., Remus L.
Revealing Her Secrets by x-men are awesome reviews
What if Ziva had a big secret that she finally decided to tell the others. This will become a Tiva story eventually. I will update as often as I can.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Nova David: NCIS DC by EleKat reviews
Nova David: Thirteen, Hyper, NCIS agent. She use to work for NCIS LA Another story and hates her grandfather. Will she find her birthmother? Rated t just in case. New chapter: July-16-12. Guys I spell "David" "Dived" for a few chapters, just saying.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Cats in the Cradle by hermionewiz27 reviews
When Minerva McGonagall heard she had to visit all of the muggle-born students in her house, she expected a tedious beginning to her holiday. When she ended up bringing a student home with her, it gave her the piece of her family she had been missing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,113 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Lioness and her Cubs by hermionewiz27 reviews
The Weasley twins have gone to far. They have left the Gryffindor common room in shambles, and the students are with out any place to stay. It falls to professor McGonagall to watch our favorite trio during their first year, and take care of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,680 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5828 - Favs: 7,255 - Follows: 7,429 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spectrumsempra by kci47 reviews
These are unrelated drabbles I've written for various challenges over at GrangerSnape100. Some are really, really fluffy; at least one is angsty. The increased M rating is for the topic of 'Two Minutes'. *Thanks to duj for the title suggestion!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Teaching how to love by sshg reviews
Hermione finally decides to return back to Hogwarts, but as a teacher. It's been only three years since she's graduated. What happens when Snape notices how much she's grown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Watches A Very Potter Musical by E.M. Pride reviews
It's right before Harry 5th year when Albus Dumbledore discovers a mysterious package on his desk. In it is a computer and a note saying to watch what is on the screen. So Dumbledore, along with other special people, watch this strange movie... no, play... no, musical?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,699 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Sound of Silence by Ladybug21 reviews
In the wars against Voldemort, she gained fame as Albus Dumbledore's second-in-command; afterward, she was remembered with reverence for rebuilding Hogwarts. But there was another time, another war, when she was merely another student at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,429 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Frozen land by Last.one.02 reviews
Gibbs is sent to Moscow for a mission. It's just a few months after Stephanie. His new partner comes out to be Jenny, who left him few years ago in Paris. And she has an issue. Callan, Decker... are also there. Read and you'll know more.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,225 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
Changing Relationships Revised by watchitstark reviews
Hermione comes to Hogwarts and her and McGonagall's relationship slowly change towards each other. From first year to seventh. HG/MM femmeslash. Rewritten. I thought it sucked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,364 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
I Miss You by AnimalCraziey reviews
It's been nearly 3 years since Tony disappeared and Ziva is finding it harder by the day. As she tells their story to their children will some pain be eased? And will they ever see Tony again?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Giving Up, Giving In by iheartvolume reviews
Tony knows that everyone hates him and that he doesn't deserve to live, and decides it's time to take matters into his own hands. Will Team Gibbs react in time, or will they be too late? Rated T for suicidal themes. In process of being edited, so original chapters are changing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Tony D., Tim M.
A Kiss of Pulchritude by BuzzCat reviews
Through an accident, it is discovered that a student Minerva McGonagall and her professor Albus Dumbledore are soul mates. But even strong-willed soul mates can hold grudges. What, if anything, can tear this couple apart? Story is better than summary. Check rating because the new chapter involves smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Voldemort, Albus D., Minerva M., Thomas R.
Trouble in Paradise by Merida Hughsie reviews
When Harry becomes Hogwarts champion he is in for more than danger and eternal glory. Find out together with Harry what other secrets there are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,491 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Wine and Water by NCISgirl1527 reviews
It starts in celebration but what should be a happy time turns into a race against time and across boarders to save those that they love. Sequel to 1 Part Vinegar, 2 Parts Olive Oil, 1 Half Tsp Salt. Jibbs, Tiva, McAbby, and Kate/Ethan OC
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,587 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
A Painted Story by yaoigirl22 reviews
Once upon a time, little Timmy once was happy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Jimmy P., Tim M.
To Fight a Losing Battle by AjAwkwardsauce reviews
Hermione and Professor Snape inadvertently adopted twins and are not allowed to raise them apart. This is AU. Rating may change in later chapters. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,986 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stakeouts, Secrets And Other Simple Things by The Needless Lobsters reviews
What happens when a certain blood test uncovers a certain secret one of the team members has been hiding? Will it bring people together, or tear them apart?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,117 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Ziva D., Tony D.] - Complete
Pretending by The Needless Lobsters reviews
"I dont want to keep Pretending"..."Neither do I" What happens when Tony and Ziva Finally tell each other the truth, that they have been hiding for a long time?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 90,335 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
Hope From the Seeds of the Muggleborn Marriage Act by Lilly Rae reviews
[Previously Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Marriage Act!] The trio returns to Hogwarts for their final year when the Ministry of Magic puts a marriage law into effect. When our favorite know-it-all discovers her new spouse he turns out to be none other than Professor Snape. Non-epilogue compliant. Work-In-Progress and under (occasional) reconstruction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 53,541 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
The Secret Shepard's by Symphony5 reviews
Who is the red-head in the hospital... is she undercover. and how does she know Ziva and Gibbs. How does her being there connect NCIS DC with the Jeffersonian? Mostly fluff, not real good at depicting crime scenes. ALWAYS R&R
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 20,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
Confessions by Lady Fiori reviews
The Ministry makes a law that all eligible witches and wizards must group together and produce a magical child by their 25th birthday. But that doesn't exactly go as planned for Miss Granger. After an unpredictable night at her ex's wedding Hermione is burdened with unexpected. (Rated M Snape/Hermione, Mild Hermione/Draco in Later Chapters, Ron Bashing in Early Chapters)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,196 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Father Figure by Darklight-phoenix reviews
Professor Snape is forced to take Harry in for the summer and tutor him in Potions and Occlumency. This story takes place after Harry's 3rd year. Severitus type story - NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Moments by SylvaDragon reviews
A series of mostly unconnected mmoments from the lifes of Albus and Minerva. The first three chapters link to form a mini story. Further chapters are small oneshots. A mix of romance, humour, and sorrow, but always love. ADMM. Updated with an ADMM oneshot, fluff abounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Finding Serenity by Severus Addicted reviews
After the death of Hermione's parents she finds herself under the care of Minerva. Warning: OOC, AU, language, angst, CP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,048 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Unplanned Consequences by Alina Larin reviews
Everybody knows that attack is the best form of defence. With the marriage law coming, Hermione Granger decides to strike first. Takes place during the 6th year, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,381 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Slight Mishap by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Harry Potter knew something was going to go wrong when, as a punishment, Snape made him test an uncompleted ageing potion. Something always goes wrong. And he was right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,345 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P.
9th January by BarbaraKaterina reviews
Severus Snape lives through his 52nd birthday. But perhaps there are some pleasant surprises left even for him. Sort of complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Memory Lane by mtd4417 reviews
Take a trip down memory lane with an elderly Ziva as she revisits one of her most heart-wrenching memories.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Tony's New Family by ncistennis reviews
Tony's old senior field agent dies and he promises her he will take care of her kids. Will he be able to keep up his promise with the help of his team? Writing gets better as story progresses.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Life as a Snape by Prongs97 reviews
Hermione just found out that she is the daughter of the one and only Potions master, Snape. How will she adjust to living with her new family and friends? And will she be able to do it while studying for school and fighting off the dark lord? R/R! : I promise the story is better than this summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,167 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter, Fifth Year Headmaster by flch1cks123 reviews
Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
Scars by purplepagoda reviews
Tony shows up at her place, unexpectedly. She reveals the heavy burden that she's been carrying. A secret so big, it changes everything. A baby changes everything, especially this one. Will her secret bring them together of tear them apart? TIVA?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Of Love, In Unexpected Places by ObsessiveCompulsiveforhp reviews
Summer after fourth year is finally over, and things are not as expected when Harry makes it back to the magical world. Badly broken and determined for it to stop, Harry turns to, surprisingly, a certain Potions Master. Sev adopts Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,025 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Profession of a Guardian by DarthVandola reviews
The life of Minerva McGonagall from 1930-1972 is one of lies, war, torture, death, friendship, love, promises and regret as her mother's sinful determination to prevent Minerva from discovering her family's past and the war against Grindelwald forever sets the chain of future events in motion. Includes Rolanda, Poppy, Pomona, Augusta and Galatea Merrythought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 376,231 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - [Minerva M., Albus D.] [G. Merrythought, OC]
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Of Births and Deaths and Everything In Between by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry starts his third year at Hogwarts and discovers a revelation about his past. How will it effect him and his future? HP/MM family fic, MM/AD later! Rated for mention of self harm nothing too drastic though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 157,616 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Man and Wife by AnimalCraziey reviews
During an investigation, Tony and Ziva have to find out some information, and that means moving in together and pretending to be husband and wife! How will they deal with their daily 'marital' dilemmas? Will they realise their feelings for each other?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Harry Potter's Sixth year by HarryxGinnyPercyxAnnabeth4ever reviews
Post-OOTP 6th year involves an abused harry, grandparents, new guardians and more
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P.
Unexpected Love by westallen4eva reviews
Set in season 3 Kate still on the team, The NCIS gang fly to Israel for a murder investigation. A certain agent starts to fall for a certain Israeli would these act on their feeling for each other or would their agencies force them apart.chapter8 rated M
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Dear Lily by killiansbutt reviews
Dear Lily... Letters from the wizardry world addressed to the woman who gave her life for her son's and in hopes of a reply back -Drabble Fic- Note: letters senders will send more than one -not in a row- & letters will be related to the first
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Lemon Drops, Transfiguration and Ribbons by Welsh Gem reviews
Minerva McGonagall's years through Hogwarts, one month at a time. Severe MMAD, features TR, rated for safty. Contains a phoenix, Grindlewald, star-crossed lovers, jealous Riddle, a missing cat, lemon drops, glasses, books, Chamber of Secrets, attacks, Christmas parties, lies, love and much, much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Like We Used To by earanemith reviews
Ziva and Tony knew each other long before the Ari fiasco. Their life was perfect until their family was torn apart by single man with revenge on his mind. When they meet again, can they forget what happened in the past, to safe the one they miss
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,302 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
A Light in the Darkness by dakoda reviews
Ziva's life takes a dramatic turn when the intel she was ordered to retrieve from an undercover Mossad opperative comes back to haunt her. Ziva/Gibbs
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Cliché by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Eight years after the end of the war Hermione does something that will change her world as she knows it. OOC, EWE, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,661 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Fine Romance by etherian reviews
A chronicle of Severus & Hermione's budding romance. Begun as a collaboration until Chp. 40. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 123,755 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Gibbs by mollygibbs101 reviews
Ziva reads '50 Shades of Grey' and it stirs some deep, hidden feelings within her. Question is; does Gibbs wanna play and is he anything like Ziva's literary hero? SMUT WARNING! M FOR A REASON! Will upload to another site if it's not welcome here, keep an eye on my profile, if interested.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,321 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
On the Mend by Tigerlily02 reviews
After recent events regarding Tony's health issues, his long-time girlfriend comes back to town. Together they embark upon the art of mending, and discover that no matter how broken one might be, there's always someone out there. Whether it's a family, a team, or a partner; you're not alone. Set in season 2, right after SWAK. Tiva!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,003 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
It's a secret by riouxsdarksoul reviews
UPDATE rewrite complete. Convcted of murder 8 year old Harry gets sent to a military acadamy, finds the truth of family and learns the secret of love. Harry/Hermione Fred/OC/George, lot of bashing, most of the rewrite starts on chapter 10 and up AN note at the start of chpt 10
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,786 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tony and Ziva: Its a Family Life by michaelscotedeproblem reviews
Tony and Ziva are married, and are about to realise the surprises and difficulties that married life can bring! Updated with 'Fixing it & Daddy's feeling dead'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 66,246 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
It's Part Of My Charm by NCISchick007 reviews
Our fearless leader is pregnant, and his Senior Agent is the father. Are you ready for this? Warning: MPREG NOW COMPLETE! Yay!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Affliction by xenascully reviews
Agent Tony Dinozzo's world is torn apart when he is forced against his will to do something incomprehensible...WARNING! Story contains *rape*. RE-VAMPED and REPOSTED.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
NCIS in the House by The Maudlin Muse reviews
Ziva is shot, with unpresidented results and Gibbs is left to take care of her in her... incompacitated state. It is up to a certain Doc in NJ to figure out whats wrong with her if there is any hope of things ever getting back to normal! please review!
Crossover - NCIS & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009
Meeting the family by Shippo13 reviews
Leroy and Tony gain an addition to their family in the form of little Kurt. They want him to have the life neither really ever had. SLASH!
Crossover - NCIS & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kurt H.
MMADness Managed! by Tartan Queen reviews
This is a collection of MMAD drabbles that randomly pop into my head. Please read and review! Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Belladonna and Bluebells by SenaKD reviews
Mass Pregnancy Challenge Story. Based in the fourth book. WARNINGS: Adult Themes and Graphic Childbirth. Please Review! Also please check out this story's 'sister fics' by otkcp called 'When potions go boom' and Dark Elven Sorceress called 'Oh, Merlin NO' and look out for the squeal to his story 'Infants and OWLs', set in the fifth year of Hogwarts. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,731 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
I Promise Not To Kiss And Tell by gladiatorRED reviews
The ups and downs of Tony and Ziva trying to be together without destroying their partnership and raising Ziva's five year old son. Can they finaly make it work? Or will something come between them and break them apart?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,756 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Return by alittleinsane963 reviews
Long awaited sequel to "An Unusual Case". Gibbs and co. return to Hogwarts, but what on earth for? And WHAT are they going to do about that abominable toad hanging over their shoulder?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012
Once upon a Summertime by VictoriaBard reviews
It's the summer of 1991. Four children; Ziva, Tony, Abby and Tim, travel away from their homes to stay with Special Agents Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Jenny Shepard in a little white house with old fashioned, blue painted shutters in a friendly neighborhood.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,398 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/23/2010
Alcohol Doesn't Mix With Heartbreak by BewitchingDesire reviews
Hermione gets drunk due to Ron's treatment of her, and she gets thrown out of the bar, and into the streets of London, unable to defend herself because of her intoxication. Who can save her from a dangerous situation? A story of unlikely circumstances, and even more unlikely relationships. Rated M for mature content, and eventual later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,091 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In another life by corkin89 reviews
Harry Potter raised by Albus and Minerva...focuses mainly on childhood.plz read and review with a cherry on top. I plan to have other stories later on
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Rhapsody in You by Flash McGowen reviews
Anthony DiNozzo wore many hats: The sexy special agent with the vogue style. The street wise, combat savvy investigator. The loyal second in command. But a father? Just... No. No! ...no? Tony/Ziva. Tony/Gibbs: father/son bonding.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,576 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Something Seriously Hinky by LauraMaeH94 reviews
Something is wrong with Ziva and the team are growing increasingly concerned. And so they should be! Rated T for language and mild violence - just to be safe!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,027 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M.
Dumbledores' Journey by ThirdWeasleyTwin reviews
The story of Albus and Minerva's life starting from Minerva's 7th year of Hogwarts to now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Yearning Year by Belladonna1185 reviews
A week of detentions was only the beginning... Sequel to The Wicked Week. Snarry. OoC Behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
What Happens When? by McFudge reviews
What happens when both Abby and Ziva get pregnant on an undercover op? This is the story of what happens when. *Being re-written* Rated T for wiggle-room
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Hidden Among Them by DoUTripOnAir reviews
It all comes down to one question. How far would you be willing to go to save the ones you love? Much better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,684 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermione Jean McGonagall by Errol's Feather reviews
Hermione is having a crush on her transfiguration professor and tries to hide it. Minerva however finds the proof and confronts her with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,553 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Because you heard me right by Velveteenbunny reviews
Caught between a rock and a hard place Severus Snape is struggling with his feelings for the student Hermione Granger. Being set the assignment of researching love potions, Hermione embarks upon the task with enthusiasm, resulting in more than just a half finished potion. Hermione dredges up demons belonging to others that threatens her new found romance and potentially her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bullies,sons, and surrogate fathers by Robin Redbird reviews
In a joint operation with the FBI,Tim becomes the target of bullies.What does he do when Gibbs turns his back on him?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,256 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Not Just a Potter by Albus Paulson reviews
Harry is a descendant of numerous and extremely powerful families. Combined with his destiny, how will this play out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,522 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 3/8/2007
Lease of new Life by Brodus reviews
10 year old Harry has suffered horrible abuse for most of his short life. A concerned Dumbledore sends Severus and McGonagall to check up on him. What Severus finds there horrifies him and challenges all his preconceived notions about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 442,343 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Private Affair by minni reviews
After a year of careful avoidance of the public, Albus and Minerva are forced to come to terms with their high-profile relationship in the wizarding world. Nothing will be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,111 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The truth About Hermione Granger by sweetnothingshappen reviews
When Hermione turns sixteen the truth about her parents is revealed. See how her's and Harry's lives are interwoven through two of their professors. Please R and R ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Unexpected Father by belikov123 reviews
Raven Severus Black has always known he was not Harry Potter even when everyone called him that. mpreg in later chapters. m scenes are marked. you were warned. Adopted by LadyRainDancer!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,996 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The True Meaning of Family by AgentTiva reviews
Ziva is in store for a blast from the past. She's embarking on a dangerous journey. A journey to understand the secrets held by her family father,mother,brother, and sister while trying to do her job. Can she handle the truth? Tiva in later chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Life Class: Marriage and Babies by tylzmalfoy34 reviews
Returning to Hogwarts for their seventh year. Dumbledore introduces a new Life Class, the students have to get married and learn how to take care of a BABY! Mainly Draco/Hermione ft. Blaise/Ginny Ron/Pansy Harry/Lavender Neville/Luna. Rated M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,719 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Condition by Lucifersdaughter reviews
"I'm so sorry! It's my nephew-he's very disturbed. Meeting strangers upsets him. That's why I kept him upstairs" A different take.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Going Home by swamygliders reviews
Harry has come back to Hogwarts for his second year and something is...off. Harry has tried as hard as he can to keep everything secret and hidden, but people who are watching him know something is wrong. Warning: Mentions of Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 265,977 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
After Effects by SnowingTiva reviews
Ziva's Father dies in an attack on his house. When it effects Ziva more than anyone thought it would, she wants to find out who killed her father and who is now after her. What does she find out about her family and herself in the process.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,798 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Lightening Strike by Flash McGowen reviews
"What if this storm ends and I don't see you, as you are now, ever again?" When Tony is shot at a crime scene, a series of complications ensue, opening up old wounds and creating new ones.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,481 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
You Don't Mess With the Dumbledores by Leia Rayn Storm reviews
Albus, Minerva and their sixteen children are a powerful popular family greatly admired by many for their bravery and kindness. But Voldemort's obsession with Minerva and his severe hatred of Albus and the Dumbledore children threatens to ruin everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 460,358 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
DiNozzo Baby by NCIS4NSCHIK reviews
Tony and Ziva are expecting. Who knows what will happen. Sequel to 'Family Visit'.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Back Together by BrookPotter reviews
What happends when a rare spell is activated when Voldemort dies? Will it mess everything up? Or will it make everything right? Read to find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,006 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Come Autumn, Sae Pensive 1967 by Squibstress reviews
In 1967, Minerva finds herself unexpectedly pregnant. A life-threatening complication forces Albus to make some difficult choices, which have surprising and long-lasting effects. Fourth story in the "Epithalamium" series. Warning for character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,254 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] Poppy P.
One and the Same by tivaluver0183 reviews
High School Fic! Ziva has just moved to America with Aunt Nettie, Soon becoming best friends with Abby. Then she meets Tony... Story better than the summary! I promise! T becasue I'm paranoid
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,496 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
DIFFERENT WORLDS by albfic reviews
Tony makes a new friend- a deaf friend.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Tony D.
Epithalamium by Squibstress reviews
Minerva is a brilliant witch with dreams of becoming the first woman Auror. Albus is famous, powerful, flawed, and more than 40 years her senior. Their love affair will change their lives in ways neither anticipates and places them in the sights of the man who will become the greatest threat the wizarding world has ever known. Second story in the "Epithalamium" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 192,156 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Inseparable by Wolfstang 14 reviews
They have triplets now! Tony and Ziva must now adjust to life as not only partners, but parents as well! Sequel to "Undeniable", rated T for language and minor violence. TIVA! and some McAbby. Slightly AU, starts with "Family", finished with "One Year".
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,279 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
NCIS: The More Things Change by azraelrevisited reviews
A serious injury changes the life of one agent and affects the whole team in unexpected ways.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,665 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Never Too Late by Candygal reviews
5 yrs ago Ziva lost her young child to an American kidnapper and the wounds of that event never truly healed inside her. But when she has the chance to be reunited with her son, there are no limits as to how far she will go! Tiva, AU, post Dagger.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 148,905 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Highschool Hazards by 1Styx and Stones1 reviews
Yes, it's another one of those stories about what the team might have been like in high school. Deal with it. So, yeah. Warning - involves geeks, Goths, cute Italian guys, gym class - yuck , ninjas, and creepy kitten statues. Tiva, McAbby, and maybe Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,217 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011
Broken Wings by Aslin's Fire reviews
She looked up at them with sad eyes, "I'm fine. I can take care of it" She smiled and turned to leave, but was stopped by two angry voices. "You can't do everything alone!" She just smiled and walked away, as tears fell from her darkening eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Secrets Uncovered by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
Abby and Tony get nosy. What happens when they discover the secrets of the Director and Gibbs's past? JIBBS. Dedicated to left my heat in Paris.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,616 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Stuck Like Glue by ZeevahCross reviews
Tony and Ziva get stuck together when Tony decides to put industrial adhesive on their hands. The solvent can't be delivered for two weeks. Will they survive?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Arranged Marriage by SummerRose503 reviews
War has ended Voldermort is dead, but what everyone doesn't know is that the Ministry is arranging marriages for teens or young adults between the ages of 17-28. Read to find out more
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's Transformation by tropicalgirlie reviews
Something terrible has happened to Hermione during her 7th year at Hogwarts...can Snape help her? What will happen in the interim?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What happened when they were young? by Salazar'sHalfbloodPrincess reviews
Sev's sister had been murdered a long time ago. The case had gone cold. Why can;t Rita just leave it alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Severus S.
The Meaning of Family by Jesusrocks reviews
Tony and Ziva have a wonderful life with their son until Eli calls Ziva back for one last mission. A month later, word reaches NCIS that she has been killed. Full explanation inside.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,419 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
Her Lily Complex by water phoneix2 reviews
Hermione is so sick of being compared to Lily,both of them, her late sister and her friend's mum, she wants to be aprieciated for her, can Severus Snape give her that desired attention or will they tear each other apart? please review and enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,969 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Astraphobia by Refreshingly Original reviews
A certain tabby cat has Astraphobia. How does she get over her fear?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Minerva M., Harry P.] - Complete
Our Strange, but Loving Family by NCIS4NSCHIK reviews
The Gibbs' Family is all completely different, but love eachother nonetheless. NCIS family as a real family. Pairings: Tiva, Jibbs, Kate/Damon, Abby/Eric, & Tim/Sarah.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Moments of gold by C and L 4eva reviews
The story of Albus and Minerva's relationship during the early years while Minerva was still at school. Set during Grindlewald era, but not slash. ADMM. Rated T but let me know if it should be higher. Possible lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Scars by Imagen99 reviews
Hermione isn't coping well in her 8th year and Minerva has to intervene. Do wounds ever fully heal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,669 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thieves in Law by Tormentas reviews
When a petty officer is murdered by a Russian mafiosa, the NCIS team moves in to investigate. They soon find themselves caught up in a criminal world of violence and secrets. When the members of this underworld come to test them, can NCIS survive?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Love always, Albus by Tartan Queen reviews
Story set during Goblet of Fire. Albus finds Minerva's eyes so enchanting that they bring him back to the years when she was a student and he was a teacher, with their love blossoming. This is my first fanfic, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Dahlia: The Muggleborn Dursley by BrainWithAMouth reviews
I used to hate Harry Potter with a passion, and I used to care about what my parents said. Though that was before I was shown kindness from the object of my intense hate and disdain from my own family. Merlin my life is screwed up. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,585 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., OC
Reborn From my Ashes by Tartan Queen reviews
Sequel to "What Albus really saw in the Mirror of Erised". Story 2 of a series, I hope. It's about Harry Potter, but with a slight twist. Rated T because I'm not sure how this story will run its course. Please read and leave a review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,065 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Teacher Swap by tartan-angel reviews
Part of Albus's plan to raise school morale involves a little shake-up to the normal routine. Whatever will become of one of his craziest ideas to date?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,450 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Young by theblackrose101 reviews
Kate is seventeen but has already made detective, she and Rick were best friends growing up. And this is how they become a couple while still growing into their roles in adulthood.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Thoughts by theblackrose101 reviews
First Castle fanfic! Kate and Rick realise their feelings for each other. This story go's through their process of opening up. Reviews are welcome but please don't be extremely harsh! I don't own Castle!: - -
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Sólo Mío by yaoigirl22 reviews
Tim has a new lover, one his Boss is not so happy about, and neither are his friends, who decide it's time to take action...run for cover. Slash Gibbs/McGee
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
The Children Just Know by FlamingToads reviews
A humorous yet adorable fanfic about Albus babysitting Minerva's six daughters. As time goes by Albus becomes attached to the mischievous six. Humor, Friendship Rated T for the safety of later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,001 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Breaking 12 by The Gibbslets reviews
Can Tony protect Ziva? Will their relationship keep the family together or tear them apart? What will Gibbs say when they finally take the plunge? T For later, Read and Reveiw!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,031 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
When Everything Changed by TonyDiNozzo42 reviews
When Osama bin Laden is killed, everyone thinks things are gonna get better now. Everyone except Gibbs and Tony. They've got this gut feeling that something's gonna happen that's gonna change everything. When federal agents start to mysteriously wind up dead, can the MCRT figure out what's going on? Or will they lose another of their own? Tony whump and protective Gibbs! Ch. 10 up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Violet Granger Snape by CrimsonWillow reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts with a little girl on her tail. Severus finds out it's his daughter and does everything within his power to be there for his little girl but ends up falling in love with Hermione at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Sweet Disorder by lalala777 reviews
The faculty of Hogwarts has tried, in vain, for years to get their two leaders together. Can two muggles and a castle with feelings succeed where they have failed? ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,638 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] [OC, Severus S.] - Complete
UnGibbs Clan by gotgoats reviews
Team Gibbs forms a family of sorts, especially following Jenny's death. This is AU, OOC, and really fluffy. Involves the entire team. McAbby, no Tiva, Gibbs/OC later in story. Rating for later chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 175,009 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Tony and Ziva: Fifty Things by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Third in the Fifty Things installments. Now it's time for Tony and Ziva to have the spotlight! K plus for whatever may appear. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 36,738 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Comfort by Recreational Writer reviews
Hermione is constantly teased and tormented. One day she lets that slip to her professor who only makes things worse. This happens in Hermione's first year. It's basically be a mother/daughter relationship between Hermione and Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,442 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
The Groom's Question by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
Harry and Ginny head to Hogwarts to announce their engagement and so Harry can ask a certain Transfiguration teacher a rather personal question. Harry/McGonagall mother/son fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Unreachable by pandi19 reviews
When DiNozzo breaks Rule # 3, Gibbs tragically discovers his agent is not the only one at fault.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Party Blues by CrazyNinjaChicks reviews
A sixteen year old Ziva who is desparate for Tony to have the same feelings for her as she has for him, but there are two problems. 1. He is her BEST friend 2. His in love and dating a girl called Kate.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,046 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Secrets Don't Make Good Passwords by Harmony Goldstar reviews
In the movie Harry goes to Dumbledore's office after he died and McGonagall is there. What if instead of walking away, Harry offers to listen if she needs to talk? This one event changes the entire horcrux hunt timeline, potentially saving lives, and definitely changing things between Harry, Hermione and Minerva. Set in HBP and DH. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M.
Pain of the Heart by Dean Winchester Rules reviews
Someone from Gibbs' past is back and seeking revenge. When this someone threatens the ones he loves, Gibbs thinks he has nothing to worry about since everyone he loves is dead. But when someone on his team is kidnapped will he realize his feelings in time
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Harry Potter and Hogwarts Heirs by CJWillis9 reviews
Harry and three other people are found out to be the Lost Heirs of Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,246 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kloe's Family by Callie15983 reviews
WARNING: CONTAINS CHILD ABUSE. Kloe has lived with Abby for almost 4 weeks when her teacher asks everybody to talk about their family's. Painful memories resuface for Kloe and when they learn bad news everyone is on high alert and almost miss Thanksgiving
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Abby S. - Complete
How to Scare Therapists and Have Fun Doing it by mischief-manager00 reviews
Team Therapy Camp MASS CHAOS! Including are: canoes, CIA, looney tunes and poker! Pairings: JIBBS, TIVA, MCABBY. Changed the title, used to be Therapy and Team Building for the team. name change NCISninja12
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
You're late by steadyasbella94 reviews
kate is kidnaped in twilight. They think shes dead, or alive, or watch her die? years latter a bruised and bloody women shows up at Zivas door. she wont speak,and pregnant? abby sees her and know her name. how does she know ziva? rape and death.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,777 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kate T., Ziva D.
Meddling Ministry Makes Muggleborns Mothers by Kebby reviews
My take on the Marriage Law. AU in that Snape and others live. EWE First story ever! Please Read and Review! Disclaimer in case I forget : I don't own HP and I make no money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,526 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Paternity Unknown by mollygibbs101 reviews
A case drops a bombshell on TeamGibbs. Can they come to an arrangement or will it destroy their team dynamic forever? COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,256 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
A Life Risking Case by HoldxOn reviews
Ziva is sent undercover to Iraq. The team realize that she probably will never come back. It hits one member harder then the others. Tiva! Rated T for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,653 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Ice Cream Cooties by Lost Inspiration reviews
Ice Cream, six little kids, bad mistake. What happens, when one is in love with the other, one is cocky, two are quiet, and the other two, talk to much? What will happen? Read and find out. Inspired by taking the time to sit down and eat some ice cream
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,053 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Miracles Do Happen by Paige Joy reviews
AD/MM. As the title says. Focuses on McGonagall and Dumbledore during the years that Hermione Granger attends Hogwarts. Quite a bit of HG in. Rating may change. Family/Romance/Hurt/Comfort. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Love always conquers by MoonShadowAMR reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts, brings Hermione face to face with her biggest fear. The death of her parents. So her life takes another turn? Over 50.000 hits. WOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,638 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Casual Expressions by WithTheGrain reviews
This is a collection of casual one-shots, random thoughts, and unique verse regarding the relationship between Abby/Gibbs. Written mostly for the prompts on the Gibbs/Abby Shipper Forum.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,379 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Teacher's Surprise by Ayanna88 reviews
This is the sequal to Teachers Pet by IceQueenRia read it first. I hope you like this story. Read and Enjoy! Rated M for later chapters. Hermione and Severus have a surprise as a momento from the first time together! Slight slash involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,708 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Deceiving Appearances by asouldreams reviews
In Minerva's zeal to assist the Ministry with the Grindlewald War; she risks her life, her reputation, & friendships through impersonating another witch. A recluse named Morgana - who more than captures Albus Dumbledore's attention. ADMM WWII story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,529 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Three Weeks by Conangse reviews
Snape is forced to visit Harry after the Dobby incident. After meeting the Dursley’s he takes him and has to keep him…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,285 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter: X Factor 2011 and 2012! by Ciara-Akemi reviews
Welcome to the X Factor 2011! With the Judges Minevra McGonagall, Argus Flich, Dolores Umbridge and Albus Dumbledore and the host Peeves! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,374 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011
When All Else Fails by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
100 word series drabble 100 words per chapter. Over 100 chapters expected. Loose marriage law fic. Dumbledore comes up with only one solution for poor Hermione. SSHG. Will their marriage fulfil Ministry requirements? Why doesn't anything seem to go right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 180 - Words: 25,895 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Be Careful What You Wish For by wewarren68 reviews
On Ginny's 13th birthday, after making a wish "I wish Harry Potter would notice me!" a ministry owl delivers a letter to her. Inside is her betrothal to Harry, an arranged marriage by the last female Weasley and the Potter family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,568 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Beautiful Raven by LostDemonHeart reviews
Harry woke up late; on the day Vernon's boss came for breakfast no less! When he got downstairs, he was met with lustful stares. When he looked in a mirror, he noticed someone had kept secrets. LM/HP/DM, yaoi, smut, sex, mpreg. Don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,110 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kingdom Come by V is For Vendetta reviews
Set 3 months after leaving Ziva in Israel,Somalia never happens, Dark content ahead! NCIS squares off toe to toe with Eli David!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
An Unexpected Turn of Events by mystery of the mist reviews
Madam Pomfrey orders Hermione to be taken care of after she discovers how sick the first year is. Hermione is being taken care of by the last person she thought would do so. WILL CONTAIN SPANKING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Skye Aiza Malfoy by SalamanderLights reviews
"You were right, your true identity put you in the spotlight when for the first time since you started here you finally got the shadows." Pureblood!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Morning Routine by mollygibbs101 reviews
A 'little' fic about how different characters find out about Gibbs' and Ziva's relationship. How will everyone react? COMPLETE! Thanks so much for reading! :D
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,775 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ahava by mrtango reviews
One-shot collection/100 Themes. Future fics. Tiva, with smidgens of McAbby, and of course, Papa!Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 48,234 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Yep by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Minerva and Albus are fighting again, but their two daughters think nothing of it, so they sit down and watch as if it were a tennis match. MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
My son at heart by BrookeJamesSP5 reviews
After the deaths of Lily and James Potter, Mcgonagall takes it upon herself to raise Harry. Though life proves to be tough for both Harry and McGonagall as Harry gets older. Her teaching career is demanding, and she longs for him to have a better life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Did you like Hogwarts on Facebook? by HelloHogwarts reviews
2012: Hogwarts. When there's an Apple store in Diagon Alley, and people bedazzle their own wands, you know it's all changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012
Harry Potter and the Nocte Phoenix by Nocte Phoenix reviews
Join the apprentice and his Soul-Bonded Girl, as they go through school and defeat Voldmort. 1st Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Distressed by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Before Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place, its occupants learn what a distressed Minerva McGonagall is like. Why is she worrying herself sick, & who are the 5 reinforcements Molly Weasley brings in to force her to eat something? MMAD, oneshot. Paranoid T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D., Hermione G., Molly W. - Complete
More Than A Teacher by TheRiverUnbroken reviews
She never knew how much she meant to him until she handed him his diploma.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Occasionally, Minerva gives in to her husband's bouts of foolishness. Thus, this is how she ended up dancing with him in the rain. MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Team Bonding by Tie-grr reviews
Team exercises for the staff of Hogwarts but with a little mysterious twist. And some romance, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Sybil's Prediction by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
The original version of a story in which, after an outburst from Hogwarts' resident "Seer," a slightly awkward discussion regarding Minerva McGonagall's sex life ensues. Mild MMAD, one-shot. T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Bittersweet by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
The news of a death in Minerva's family turns bittersweet at the unexpect result of the shoulder on which she is offered to cry. MMAD, one-shot. T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Hiding from Mummy by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Two of Albus and Minerva's children go on a mission to escape bedtime. Mild MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Prohibited Behavior by Jazzy1 reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Girl during their final year at Hogwarts. Can they put their differences aside and work as an effective team? Explicit content. Prequel to 'The Possibility'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Cuts Like Knives by Shira Lansys reviews
He's never seen Scorpius cry, Albus muses, as he wraps the white bandage around the blonde's forearm. He knows Scorpius sheds tears blood instead. Warnings for cutting and mentions of attempted suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
After the battle by hermin22 reviews
Hermione visits her Professor in hospital after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,142 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Just Like Children by mousanony reviews
They were there. And then they weren't. And now they're imprisoned by a homicidal maniac that doesn't know what he wants. Oh, and the other thing? They won't shut up. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by TryRunAgainstTheWind reviews
A story that follows Albus, Rose, Scorpius and more through their years of Hogwarts. History is repeating itself, as Hogwarts faces the most troublesome foursome since James Potter himself. And as they mature, they fall in love. T for later year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,680 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Potter kids by Allons-y Lovelies reviews
The Potter kids are coming to Hogwarts and causing trouble. A few chapters of when James, Lily and Albus Potter arrive at Hogwarts. "If I have to see another Potter in this office every day, I'll kill myself." / "You do that, Severus."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Bet by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Rolanda Hooch sees the possibility of a relationship between the Headmaster and his Deputy Headmistress. Severus Snape can't imagine Minerva McGonagall dating anyone. A bet and a meddlesome flying instructor ensues. MMAD, oneshot. Parody: OOCSS, crazy RH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Rolanda Hooch, Stop Trying to Set Us Up! by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
Minerva McGonagall has finally become fed up with Rolanda Hooch's attempts to matchmake her with Albus Dumbledore. Unfortunately, her two children couldn't have had worse timing. MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
One Night Is Not Enough by KerryMuggle reviews
"One night is not enough... one night is never enough." Severus Snape ponders his new addiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Summer Secrets by heyhydee reviews
Hermione finds out she isn't who she lived to be. How will she get through the summer as she finds out more about herself and her heritage. What if an unusual affair happens between her and a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ad Noctum by MissBlueberryGoat reviews
You are hereby found guilty and sentenced to the lifetime punishement. You will be stripped off all your magic and banned from Wizarding society from now on ever."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bellatrix L., Minerva M.
Changing the Future by Choices HP reviews
A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 179,026 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Light Without Dark by LadyKaye reviews
Hermione is forced to use darker methods in order to protect the ones she loves. SS/HG story. Slightly Darker Hermione. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,444 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Mossad training by Georgiaemz reviews
takes place after season 8 ziva has to go back to mossad and the team has to come along what will happen !
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ziva D., Eli D.
When You Were With Her by Lost Inspiration reviews
Did she or did she not sleep with him? What really happened when Gibbs retired? The aftermath of Rule 12
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,866 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Just A Bad Day by LouLou96 reviews
Ziva's day is going from bad to worse but when she puts her life in danger, Gibbs is not happy. WARNING: This story will contain spanking of adults. Don't like, don't read
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Brewed Awakenings by Zivacentric reviews
AU Zibbs. Ziva does not work at NCIS, but her occupation is perfect for Gibbs. What happens when an instant attraction sparks between them after a chance meeting outside a ... coffee house? Rating bumped up to M with chapter 5.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,917 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
I Really Hate You Right Now by soloscribe reviews
An AU story of what might have been. Ignores Twilight and is set a few yrs after. Kibbs all the way. It's always a good time for some Gibbs/Kate and their deepening relationship. complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,592 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kate T. - Complete
Four Weddings and a Funeral by ohwhatagloomyshow reviews
As a beloved professor, Minerva McGonagall is invited to many weddings. She cries at every one. Pottermore spoilers in the last two chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Day Hermione Snapped by Saving the world is my weakness reviews
It was all because of her worn out boots, not to mention the fact that Hermione was being groomed to take on a teaching position after graduation. Severus can't stand her, or maybe he can... Undergoing Beta Editing so bare with. Chapter 1-2 is beta edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,490 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It Started In A Hole by Sela McGrane reviews
Just after the Battle of Hogwarts, Minerva and Hermione fall into a hole. Wands broken, there's nothing to do but wait for rescue. During the wait, Hermione reveals certain things to Minerva, things that they will both have to face, once they are rescued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
What You Expect by The-Obscene-Spider reviews
This is my first FF I am putting on here so please deal with me. Hermione comes home to find her Mum and Dad dead, all that's left is her little sister. She returns to Hogwarts early and finds help. But, remember, nothing is What You Expect... Beta-ed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Animagus by Bel-Halliwell reviews
Set in book 5. Minerva McGonagall goes out for a midnight stroll to come across Hermione Granger practicing magic. Instead of reprimanding her, she offers to help...Minerva/Hermione friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Deal, Sir by LovingMyDoctor reviews
COMPLETE! Snapes Daughter arrives at school and he needs help, so he makes a deal with Hermione that will change both of their lives forever
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Private Lessons by Rosajean reviews
Hermione Granger is the new Muggle Studies Professor at Hogwarts and even before the term starts she's already driving Snape crazy. But a brief glimpse into one of Hermione's passions may result in leading them down a road they never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Wizard For Sale, Slightly Used by SylvaDragon reviews
When Albus interferes once too often with her punishments, Minerva decides to teach him a lesson. A funny, romantic one shot. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Professor's Pet by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
Hermione and Severus had a secret relationship for a year and a half. What happens when Severus comes out of hiding? Re-post, not Ron friendly. Please read all A/N & if you have ?s make sure your PM is open. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,478 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Off Without You by mioneshipper reviews
Hermione and Severus are dating but when things get serious it all goes wrong. In aiming to keep her away from harm, the very opposite happens. Graphic Sex&Rape in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truly, Deeply, Madly by Sass and Sex reviews
The love story of Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore, from first meeting to the end of Harry Potter's years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,036 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Reading the love of Grandparents by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Lily James Sirius and Remus find the Story the love of Grandpaents and watch Harry grow up in a loving home bringing out seacrets for one of them goes with the love of grandparents.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lost Inspiration reviews
Sequel To Me, My Fake Husband, and My Crazy Aunt. The DiNozzo's are a typical family, right? Wrong, now at least. Tony always wanted to give his kids something he never had, a big family. Now she's expecting more than they bargined for...a lot more.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Lean by CSIvHP11 reviews
"Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on, for it won't be long, 'til I'm going to need somebody to lean on." Bill Withers
Crossover - CSI & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sara S., Ziva D.
Something Worth Fighting For by Tango Eight reviews
Tony and Rivkin's fight has a different outcome when Ziva doesn't show up when she did and Tony can't reach his gun. Set during episode Semper Fidelis.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,501 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Trust me by TivalovercalledAbby.1997 reviews
Harry has no choice anymore. He either gets help or dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Something More by SarahWuzHere reviews
The team finds out that Tim has more family then he let on. What happens when Tim's teenage daughter shows up at a crime scene?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,352 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tim M.
The Headmaster's Fury by SylvaDragon reviews
It is very unusual that Albus Dumbledore gets really angry. What could have happened to make him so furious today ? ADMM in chapter two. Finally updated, and completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
These Brave Forsaken Souls by sick-atxxheart reviews
"I could never love him." There was a pause. "He is a good man, Hermione. He will never hurt you." A Marriage Law forces an unlikely pair together, for better or worse. HGSS, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Another Day On The Job by Abbi4Raie reviews
"Clear." "Clear." "Clear." Then there was dead silence.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Ziva D.
As Time Goes By by elsiecarson reviews
Minerva's happy with exactly where her life is and she wants everyone else to be that way, but she finds through her day teaching and talking to her colleagues that that is unlikely. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - [Minerva M., Albus D.] Hermione G., Draco M.
The witch and her spy by samibear9 reviews
She waited for him every time, how every long it took. plz read, first time posting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Real Heir by Crys0627 reviews
On her eighteenth birthday, Hermione finds who she really is and who she is destined to be. The only thing standing in her way...is herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Diplomatic Trades by redvelvetcupcakes reviews
A Mossad screw-up leads to Ari Haswari and Ziva David being sent to the U.S as a sign of good faith for the American Intelligence agencies. Unfortunately nobody asked NCIS for their opinion on the matter, leading to confrontations and trouble on all sides
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Ziva D., Ari H.
Blessed by mtd4417 reviews
Sequel to For Better Or For Worse. Aiden and Aaliyah are now 3 years old. See as Tony and Ziva struggle to balance work as well as making proper parental decisions. How does it unfold when a case actually may affect their family?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,010 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Office Rules by Racing Capybaras reviews
Team Gibbs attempts to learn how to behave under the guidelines in the new NCIS Employee Conduct Handbook. This story is made up of a collection of one-shot drabbles which don't directly relate to each other.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
Mikey by kellz1pt5 reviews
Set after Pyramid: One drunken night drowning in the death of Gibbs' mentor had changed things for the better. Nearly six years later, we meet Mikey - Abby and Gibbs' five year old son - as he grows up. Also some Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Light in the Darkness by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Young Harry fic. Albus lays down the law, forbidding Minerva from visiting Harry anymore, but allowing her one final visit. What they find will change everything. Harry/Min family fic, MMADness, Rated for Childabuse & maybe some MMADness. Dursley Bashing. Artwork thanks to DarthVandola - many many thanks and love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Mind Crash by Isica reviews
After they rescue her from Somalia, Ziva experiences a breakdown. Can the team help her through it?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Beginning by Buffyxenaman reviews
Tony goes to the hospital after hurting himself and Gibbs is there to help him afterwards. Non sexual spanking pre-queal to both Runaway and Control . Thanks to Supergirl3684 for the help
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
New Family New Life by McFudge reviews
Ziva's father is killed and she comes to live with the Gibbs family, Abby, Gibbs and Jenny. Along the way, she meets new friends and buids a new life around her new family. High School fic- contains most of the major characters. Rated T just to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Secrets by Traveling Buddha reviews
Gibbs and Ziva have some secrets they're hiding from coworkers and those they love. What could they be? and in this most recent update WHY is Tony so angry at Ziva. Please RnR. Remember to smile :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.
The Plan Of Attack by 4lter3go reviews
When Dumbledore hears of an attack of Hogwarts he decides to split the trio up and pair them with a professor. But who pulled the short straw and got Snape as their guardian? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Daddy DiNozzo! by AnimalCraziey reviews
Tony's a dad...to a teenage daughter! Kate sees a side of Tony she hasn't before, and Sasha turns out to be key to the NCIS team in a special operation. Includes some interesting insights...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
The Retreat by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Per Vance's orders, team Gibbs is forced on a one week retreat. During the seven days they are to better connect with nature, themselves, and each other. Can the seven of them survive one week in the woods- without killing each other?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011
My Girl by angel-death-dealer reviews
As she dies, Alicia Ryan leaves Tony a parting gift; the daughter he's never known. Determined he can't be a father, it's up to his team, his true family, to prove that he's capable of raising three-year-old Penny. Tiva and McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 285,532 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Their Paths Will Cross Again by MissLozzieB reviews
A week after the Paris assignment Ziva's liaison position is terminated, five years later a case reunites her and her secret with her old team... Tiva and Jenny is still alive! Jibbs! Rate T just to be safe!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,744 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Forced Allies by redvelvetcupcakes reviews
Discovered by Gibbs in Ari's arms, Kate flees to Israel with the man she loves and begins a new life, but staying away from Washington and NCIS is harder than it looks
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,596 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kate T., Ari H.
To Befriend, then to Love by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
Severus enters a battle of wits with his newly appointed Transfiguration Mistress, Hermione Granger. Sexual tension and romance follow. Some fluff and slightly ooc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,631 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are Amaris Soul Mates and have been from the moment they were born. They must learn to love one another and also go through life bonded to one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snow Day In by jentivadiva09 reviews
Originally a oneshot but now a story about the adventures in parenthood for Tony, Ziva, and their daughter Isabella. Family and team fluff with some angst in later chapters. Remember to R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Ziva in Somalia by zivafan1 reviews
Ziva is in Somalia and she tries to be strong...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ziva D.
A special Christmas by hermin22 reviews
A knock at her door brings unexpected guests into Minerva's home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,626 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Duelling Lessons by Profound Yaoi reviews
Hermione is taking duelling lessons with Snape. This particular lesson teaches the importance of positioning. Warnings: PWP, bad language. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Last Detention by SereneSnape reviews
Hermione is about to leave for the summer. But, not before serving one last detention with her favorite Professor. AU/fluff/lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
gunny is gone or is he by head slap 99 reviews
gibbs is stabbed and is in critical status will survive? *ON INDEFINITE HIATUS*
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Tony D., Tim M.
Another? by SexySloth reviews
Surprised are in store for the Potions Master, his lovely wife...and their growing family. SSHG...Epilogue...what epilogue?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Be There by ObsessedWithNCIS reviews
Ziva is being abused, but its Gibbs and his team to the rescue. I changed the rating to T.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fate's Refrain by Kaydera reviews
When a computer tech from LA is murdered near Washington the team is sent to investigate. What happens when someone from Tim's past shows up with a surprise that no one was ready for? What part does she play? Rated for language, abuse, non-con, drug abuse
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,013 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Tim M., Tony D.
Addressing the Somalian Elephant by SSAPrentiss reviews
After returning from Somalia, Ziva breaks down in the elevator when Gibbs asks her about her time there. This story tells what happened in Somalia, and deals with some other issues down the track. Tiva. This is my first story, so please be kind! : Enjoy
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,670 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Blues by RantWaitingToHappen reviews
Gibbs is having an awful day and takes it out on his senior field agent; Tony has a traumatic flash back concerning his childhood and things get out of hand quickly! Papa!Gibbs in later chapters, rated M for mentions and description of child abuse! R&R!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Metamorphosis by SpecialAgentWho13 reviews
"Clear," McGee called. "Clear." Tony joined him in the kitchen. They heard Gibbs call from upstairs, "Clear." Ziva didn't call out. Tiva. McAbby if you squint.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Tony D., Ziva D.]
Kids in America by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
AU - Jethro Gibbs owns a daycare, only the new bunch of children are... different - he's never before been called 'Boss' by a four year old, nor been stared down by the daughter of an Israeli Ambassador. This year should be interesting. ABANDONED.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Empath by cherline reviews
Hermione has a special gift, but does everyone accept it? HG/MM femslash. Rated for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Sweet with Sour by dumplingdoo reviews
Straight headed Minerva's best friends with slightly eccentric Albus. This is a story about their teenage days. I'm really bad at Summaries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Cargo Pants, White Shirts, and Bandanas by Il fanatico reviews
Short pieces following each episode, with plot line. UPDATE: The CONCLUSION of our plot line! Please read and review! Tag to 9x13: A Desperate Man
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Guiding Paw by moonservant reviews
After receiving a letter from Petunia, Lupin takes in Harry and offers the help he needs to deal with the loss of Sirius. Together, they change each others' lives and bring happiness back to their worlds. No slash HPxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,509 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter: Archangel by Phantom1s reviews
Harry Potter disappeared when he was five. With the help of Nicholas & Perenelle Flamel, he begins his training and meets the love of his wife and hands out justice his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,894 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
There's A First Time for Everything by Harliquinn reviews
Ziva has disobeyed one too many orders, and Gibbs has to decide what to do about it. Warning: contains disciplinary spanking.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Interrogation by Eternity Wing reviews
He can t rmember who he is. He has been kidnapped by the Mossad. She knows everything about him. Now she must realise where her loyalties lie. One false move spells death for both of them.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Harry Potter and the Much Needed Family by BeautifulllDisaster09 reviews
This story is about Harry's parents and godfather coming back and saving him from the abusive Dursley house. Waring: Rated M for abuse,rape, and child neglect. HPxGW, JPxLP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,251 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Secrets by Shestrun reviews
Ziva has been keeping a secret from her team. When something terrible happens to her, they finally find out, but it's too late... Or is it?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Then came a baby boy by Slytherin-Abbyforever reviews
My take on the parenting class challenge at Hogwarts. Dramione eventually. Our fave characters have to deal with homework, classes, teenage drama, interhouse rivalry... and a baby. I know, atrocious summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,809 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In the Eyes of a Child by The Stage Manager reviews
They're trying to replace his family. He just won't have it. Kid!fic. Story is much better than the summary. R&R! Should I continue? Warning, may contain the consequential spanking of a minor! Don't like, don't read!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
הילדה שלי My Girl by Stacymc2012 reviews
STORY IS IN ENGLISH! Ziva leaves in Tony's care her most precious possession without his knowledge until something happens... Might be rather fluffy later on.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Different Kind of Family by csijenniferlynn reviews
Grissom and Sara already exist as a different kind of family, seeing as the difference in their ages is quite considerable and their jobs leave them living apart more often than not, but this story adds a new element to their non-traditional marriage.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
High School Principal by NCISgeordie reviews
Gibbs feels like a high school principle when Tony, Tim, Abby and Ziva keep playing pranks and generally misbehaving. Vance also gets involved in disciplining some of the agents. WARNING: SPANKING/CORPORAL PUNISHMENT OF ADULTS
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
How Minerva Became Minnie by Dimcairien reviews
Ever wonder how Minerva got the nickname Minnie? It originally involved a mouse and a ribbon in the 1970's, but Teddy is doing it again. I know the nickname isn't canon, but for the sake of the story, it happened. Rating for very slight swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Minerva M., Teddy L. - Complete
Just Fat by ZivaDavid-LesNinja-FemmeLove reviews
As much as you want to put it behind you, your past comes back to haunt you. And Ziva David is no different. What happens when what happens in Somalia haunts Ziva for the rest of her life. Then people notice a change but is she just fat or something else?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,416 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Ziva D.
A Magical Christmas by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry and Hermione are stuck in the castle alone for their first Christmas in the magical world. Minerva McGonagall shows them a little magic all of her own as they share the magic of Christmas now and for all the years to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Until Next Time by wvuchick21 reviews
When did trying to have sex become such a pain in the ass?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,411 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Daddy by immakingmyownluck reviews
Parenting, it is one of the hardest jobs ever... how will Ziva and Tony take it? Tiva. OOC ish AU Fluff in there, but more a parenting story!:
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Three Months Alive by AliyahNCIS reviews
Unexpected news throws Ziva and the whole team for a loop, but it may also give Tony a chance to prove something. PART 3 of Remnants of Somalia series, sequel to Two Weeks Later.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,915 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Secrets Spilled by Imagen99 reviews
Okay, basically this is going to be the trio's secrets spilled to a select few. It's like those 'read the book' fics, but without the book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,082 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: A Life after Voldemort by The Red Rose Girl reviews
When Harry was all done and dusted saving the wizarding world from Lord V, he was finally free to live his own life, make his own choices and decide what was really important - Family. This is the retelling (as accurately as possible) of what Harry's life was like after the battle was won, starting with the one thing he could never really have - Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Boy and a Girl by The Lady Grace reviews
A series of fluffy one-shots based on classical music and everyone's favorite couple, Tony and Ziva! Chapter 14: The Amazing Day. Read and review please! Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,334 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Consequences Of Our Actions by PuttingPenToPaperx reviews
Games can be all laughs and jokes until something happens. We all learn through consequences, but could that blossom into something more?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,318 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Hogwarts reads the Harry Potter books Book1 by Silverdoe.Hiddendragon reviews
Just your typical with the characters fic. but slightly different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P.
The End by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
Team Gibbs has been split up and retired for six years. All of the agents/ME's have been living their own lives for quite some time with out any contact with one another and then suddenly someone decides to make that phone call...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Heart of a Child by NCISVU reviews
Two abused toddlers. One dead mother. One missing father. Jenny chooses the one man she knows is more than capable to lead the investigation and protect the kids. Mentions of child abuse. Jibbs eventually and lots of Papa Gibbs. Entire team involved.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,110 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
My Hero by Refreshingly Original reviews
We all know that Dumbledore was Harry's mentor, but who was his hero?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
A Different Beginning by Sparkstar18 reviews
This story is a what if where James and Lily survived. It tells the story of how Harry's life would be different growing up loved. I don't mean to copy anyone else who wrote any story similar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,064 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
the things we inherit by emerald days reviews
Severus Snape has just got a letter from his mother's side of the family, the Princes. What could they possibly want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hurt gives way to love by Paige Joy reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione's life, starting with her first year at Hogwarts. Completely AU. Minerva/Hermione Mother/Daughter Severus/Hermione Romance. Loads of Minerva in. Rating has changed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,434 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Endless Degrees Of Torture by ZivaDavid-LesNinja-FemmeLove reviews
Beating, Rape, Starvation, Dehydration, Strappado, Flagellation, even Waterboarding. She is subjected to it all and much more in the confines of that Somali terrorist camp. The question is after the endless degrees of torture will she make it out alive?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ziva D., Saleem U.
Something Between Us by Sophie Ranier reviews
There are things between them, an ocean, a bulging stomach, an attraction, that they just can't control. And then of course there's the marriage. Tiva. McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Birthday Gift by Squibstress reviews
Happy birthday to Minerva McGonagall, and to all other October-born witches! Minerva and Albus are celebrating her 70th birthday. Nine thousand words of pure old-folks pr*n. Absolute filth. There's just no excuse for this. None at all. I plead the 5th.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by tartan-angel reviews
Another Harry escapes the Dursleys fic! I hope you enjoy this! Please leave a review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M.
An Urgent Intervention by tartan-angel reviews
Everybody has their vices. In this story, our beloved Hogwarts professors attempt unwillingly to rectify theirs. How will it turn out? Will it work for any of them? Blame Minerva for the rating change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Four Heads Are Better Than One by Izzyaro reviews
The Heads of Houses watch the progress of Harry and his classmates through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Attention by TheMarauderBandit reviews
Something is terribly wrong with Tony. And after being persuaded by McGee and Ziva, he is forced to tell Ducky and Gibbs about his "head cold", but he is sicker then he thought. Rated T for mild langauge
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,544 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Tony D.
A week in the life of Ziva David by andriaallen reviews
What does Ziva do during her spare time? How will she be there for a friend and Neighbor?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Ziva D.
My Cup of Tea by Megan Liberty reviews
Stories revolving around Gibbs and his cup of tea. T for possibilities of swearing. Some takes on father/daughter Gibbs/Ziva relationship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.
Remember Dad? by Lilipad3 reviews
Ziva's normal day with her daughter has turned into a nightmare. or is it a gift? Read and find out.TIVA/JIBBS first fan fic ever! plz be nice Rated T for later content.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard
Will you go on a date with me? by TonyandZivaUK reviews
Tony and Ziva are about to celebrate there one year anniversary and Tony has a number of things planned for Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Competition for the Ages by ginnyrules27 reviews
When James is caught not paying attention in class one too many times, the professor assigns him a punishment unlike any other. James has to convince the professor by way of audience that there is better music than Celestina Warbeck. But how? ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - James S. P. - Complete
What Happens In The Desert: Stays In The Desert by Lost Inspiration reviews
Tony has a plan. Gibbs and McGee are apart of it too. Evenge the death of their former friend and parter, but what happens when they find out she's not dead. Or that she has a daughter with her. Set in Season 7.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Stay with Me by eekthefreak reviews
When Minerva is poisoned and taken to Lord Voldemort how far with Albus Dumbledore go to save her? Rated M for rape, torture, violence, and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Toothpaste Kisses by PiER reviews
By day they worked together by night they were lovers. Could it ever last? ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M.
the love of grandparents by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Albus and Minerva are married James was there son and the night he was killed they take Harry back to Hogwarts to live with them going to cover babyhood to 7th year really long M for safty no flames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,759 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Christmas Story by JackiLeigh reviews
Team Gibbs discovers a hidden talent, or two, of Tony's. A sweet little Christmas story.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
How I Met Your Mother by Special Agent TrebleClef Chase reviews
Approximately 10 years after Ziva's tragic death, Tony explains their relationship to their fourteen and ten year old daughters. May just learn how to live again from an old girlfriend...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
New Beginnings by Tartan Queen reviews
"The reason why I even resumed my will to live after Lily died was because of you." Albus Dumbledore is dead, Minerva and Severus take comfort and discover relevations in each other. Mostly MMSS but with a tinge of MMAD. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Lies of the Past by Erinv24 reviews
Everyone thought Tali David, Ziva's sister, was dead. But was she really dead as everyone thought or was a hideous lie covering up the truth? A story of betrayal, lies and family.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ziva D., Eli D.
Postscript by Squibstress reviews
Headmaster and Mrs Longbottom stumble on the late Headmistress's diary, which contains some entries about a very interesting club. Warnings: Contains mild BDSM; multiple femslash pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - [Minerva M., R. Hooch, Amelia B.] Neville L. - Complete
Softly, Softly, Catchy Mione by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
A Potions Professor and Transfiguration Mistress share a heated relationship full of sneers, insults and competition within the halls of Hogwarts. Will they ever admit their true feelings to one another? very OOC. Don't like, Don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
it's some kind of family thing by pieces of a shattered dream reviews
Kate and Ari had a secret before he was killed. What happenes when Kate tries to heal herself with the one thing closes to Ari? Ziva! *updated version* *finished* *one chapter each day* /Kari/Kiva/ *COMPLETE*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kate T. - Complete
The New Beginnings by clutzyclutz reviews
This is the second to story to The Lesson From Hell. Contains abuse, rape and self harm. Hermoine talks to Minerva about the abuse she has suffered at home. Maybe an adoption fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Anniversary by NotYetLostFaith reviews
When Ziva David turns up late and dishevelled for work, the whole team start to worry. Can her partner in crime, work and life Tony Dinozzo save her from herself before it's too late... Rating changed to T possibly just for chapter 5
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
clean up by emerald days reviews
SS/HG, AM/PP, AD/MM A messy game of chess leads to Albus's wife, Miverva getting mad and making them clean up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Desk by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
The Snapes get close after a naughty dream lets them take a trip down memory lane.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Little Ballerina by Shawanda94 reviews
It was the first time he'd seen her car at this dance studio. He could tell by her dancing that something was wrong. Slightly angsty, Tiva pairing, delves into Ziva's past.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Waiting in Vain by xiatien reviews
Ziva had been waiting for his return...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Change of Heart by xiatien reviews
Ziva was sent in a training camp from hell there she met the intructor which made things interesting
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,175 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.
Albus by Marvelous.Mirana.of.Marmoreal reviews
Minerva McGonagall's musings. Sort of. Rated K for very minor swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
And It's Just Impossible by alicemayisbetter reviews
Slash, McGee/Gibbs, McGibbs. Tim wants the impossible... but if there's anyone who can make it seem possible, it's Abby. Rating may change. ABANDONED
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Butch and Sundance by M E Wofford reviews
Ziva and Tony are in a gunfight and still Tony manages to find out something about Ziva that surprises him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sarah Ariel David by Tali 101 reviews
Sarah turns up at NCIS looking for her Ima. What will happen? who is she? TIVA JIBBS MCABBBY !
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Tug of War by xxshyangel29xx reviews
Ziva and Tony meet outside of work and fall in love, what happens when their worlds collide at work. Will loyalties be questioned, will their love stand against outside forces and how will the team react to Ziva and her relationship with Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Sugar Water by Zaedah reviews
'You're suggesting sober sex' - He fails, it should be noted, to look appalled.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Caution by Shinju90 reviews
Tim has spent over a week as Gibbs' personal valet. Now that all the cases are closed and the team is off for the weekend he has plans to drop of his boss at home then collapse into his own bed. But Gibbs' plans are a little different.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Not Okay by SplishySplash reviews
Tony is really sick and the doctors think it has to do with his exposure to the pneumonic plague. It's Ziva's turn to see what he went through the first time.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Portkey to Nowhere by htdcd reviews
What happens when person s unknown trap Harry & Severus together on a desert island? Drama, drama, drama! And of course, Snarry goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Highest Score by vivid-heart reviews
A short scene in which Tiva plays baseball. Everything is fluffy and this is complete.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Siesta by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Ziva David is afraid to sleep. Except when Tony spends the night. Tiva, mostly friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Day at the Amusement Park by alexcullen1 reviews
Tony and Ziva take their daughter to an amusement park. Cute, fluffy, family, fun! Please review!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What Next? by Lawral reviews
After reading several stories on an odd website, McGee has a sudden new phobia.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
NCIS vs FBI: Sports by mischief-manager00 reviews
Just a collection of one shots involving the NCIS team and the FBI team competition.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011
Gibbssexual by kitty143 reviews
Tony is Gibbssexual. 3 part story most likely. Summary goes with 1st chapter only! SLASH! Gibbs/Tony. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Candy Bar by FavoriteSeptember reviews
Ziva seriously wants a candy bar, but Tony interrupts her plans. So she interrupts his. Total fluff of Tiva!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
What Albus really saw in the Mirror of Erised by Tartan Queen reviews
Albus didn't really tell the truth when he told Harry what he saw in the Mirror of Erised. Please read to find out what he really saw! Please review, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Favorite things by Tartan Queen reviews
Our favorite Headmaster and his Deputy play a game called "What're your Favorite Things?" Warning: FLUFF attack. Please read and review! Let me know if you'd like a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Forever and a Day by darex2xdream reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Minerva struggles to come to terms with the loss of her husband while trying to take over the important role as headmistress. She must accept that he is never coming back, but is she really as alone as she led herself to believe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Becoming the Dumbledores by yourmirroroferised reviews
Prequel to Family Fun. Albus and Minerva attempt to fall into domesticity and start a family. What will befall them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Professor McGonagall's Office by FloatingCloudBadger reviews
All the various people who have ended up in McGonagall's office over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Minerva M., Molly W. - Complete
Go Back! by gibbsgirlie08 reviews
One of the team pushes another out of the way during a shooting. Will they make it? How does team Gibbs deal with the possible loss of one of their own.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
necessary by LtTanyaBoone reviews
""Is this really necessary?" Ziva asks, her voice shaking slightly." McGiva future fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Rule Twelve by AJ1123 reviews
Gibbs has over fifty rules, but everyone always breaks them. Especially that pesky rule 12. Tony & Ziva -oneshot-
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Something's Wrong by shadowdweller25 reviews
Ziva gets a call early in the morning to rush to Bethesda. Something's wrong with Tim. Not for Abby lovers. #4 in McGee's Keeper series.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Acacia Potter: The Potions Accident by SevIlyRemuDoraAlways reviews
After a Potions Accident, Harry is...changed.Severus is forced to take care of Acacia a.k.a Changed Harry. FLUFF AND LOTS OF OVER-CUTENESS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Ziva's second chance by gibbsgirlie08 reviews
Ziva wanted to join Team Gibbs for the family feelings, but how does she react when Daddy Gibbs starts laying down the law? warning contains spanking
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Lost by Refreshingly Original reviews
One-shot. Minerva's lost something. Can she find it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Twenty Five Sentences by May Eve reviews
NCIS Twenty Five Sentences Challenge. No explicit pairings.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Nightmares and Secrets by wildhoneyy reviews
When the nightmares become unbearable, a case brings out what Ziva wanted to keep from the rest of the team forever, what she wanted to be just between her, Gibbs and Eli is forced to come to light. How will the rest of the team deal with it? About Ari.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Ziva D.
What Makes Family by Smackalicious reviews
Ziva notices a change in Abby's mood and decides to investigate. Enemy on the Hill tag. Zabby friendship. ONESHOT.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Truth Too Late by DD Agent reviews
He's looking for something he's never going to find. Five things that Leroy Jethro Gibbs never knew about Jenny Shepard. Warning: JD applies here.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
About Time by Ziva Addy reviews
"You two get married and not tell me?" One-shot based on that one line, tag to "Driven". Complete and utter AU. And Jeanne doesn't exist.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Shot by brokenheartsandtwistedminds reviews
When Ziva was thirteen she was shot, and nobody asked her if she was okay or tried to comfort her. She was a disappointment to her father. So many years later, she's with NCIS and a team that will support her, and she'll never be a disappointment to them
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Improvements by Aerial312 reviews
Tony locks his keys inside his apartment and needs Ziva to come pick his lock for him. Written for the prompt: "I do the dumbest things for you".
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A special memory by Tartan Queen reviews
Minerva needs to relax, so Albus takes her to some place where a very special memory holds for both of them. Warning: Fluffy to the point where I may need to start distributing toothbrushes. Please read and review, you know you'll want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Holiday Attitudes by fashiongirl97 reviews
When the team, Abby, Ducky and the Director are all forced to spend a week together in a villa on the island of Crete, no one quite knows what to expect. 1 week, 7 people, a whole lot of history and even more fun. JIBBS, slight TIVA and MCABBY.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Joining Forces by DJFireHawk reviews
The Vegas CSI team catches a case involving a dead Marine and a chilling note. Nick is surprised to see an old friend when NCIS shows up on scene. When the killer targets one of their own…how will the teams respond?
Crossover - CSI & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Nick S., Tony D. - Complete
Amor Leonis by Liraeyn reviews
AU season 2. When the team encounters a mysterious message written in blood, they realize they must help their worst enemy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ari H., Ziva D. - Complete
Ninja Harry by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry and Ginny are kidnapped during Christmas of Harry's fifth year. Laughter, pranks and fun ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Affairs of the Heart and Conflicts of the Brain by RainboIsland reviews
She seemed so breakable so small. But Abby couldn't help herself. Couldn't wait any longer to hold her again. Zabby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
McGee's Puppy Eyes by shadowdweller25 reviews
Everyone knows about Timothy McGee's puppy dog eyes. They could damn near break your heart when they wanted to. See how everyone responds when they see those bright green puppy eyes. Vignette and slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,565 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Change of Heart by Protect My Lonely Heart reviews
Ziva's mother, Jenny, is getting married and wants Ziva to come live with her new family in the States. Will Ziva fit in with her step-siblings or will the change tear this family apart? Team as family fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.
Broken Souls by CalinaAnneHart reviews
A grisly case at NCIS sees the return of an old team member. Can Gibbs and DiNozzo put past events behind them to work with her again. Warning: this will be a dark story, full warnings inside.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,310 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Tony and Ziva's Experiences Being Parents by unbrokensaviorwithperfecthair reviews
This is Tony and Ziva's life as parents.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Not so Different as Night and Day by RainboIsland reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots. All Zabby, femslash ye be warned.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
It's a living nightmare by LittleMissTlee reviews
once a year all the agents have to go to a mandatory work place health and safety conference. Ziva sat at the back of the room twirling her pen on her desk. She felt her phone buzz in her pocket the message was from Abby. "Ziva, baby, I need your help."
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Over Time by battlingbard7 reviews
A series of one-shots that don't necessarily have a place to be. Will contain Prompts, One-shots, Est. GAbby, Fluff ect.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
Learning Under Pressure by mousanony reviews
Tony and Ziva get caught in a pretty kick-ass shootout and only just make it out alive. Then Tony manages to crash the getaway car. In middle of butt-no-where. Yeah, good luck getting out of this one, Very Special Agents. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Christmas by immakingmyownluck reviews
Tony gets a call saying he should come home for Christmas and he refuses to go. Ziva tells him how he should spend time with his family, she know what it is like not to have one. Their adventure awaits... Tiva please read, bad summary!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
One Dance by immakingmyownluck reviews
Ziva and Tony both show up to Palmer's Wedding alone. and when the final slow song comes on, will either of them get up the courage to dance? Tivaness!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
My Timmy by shadowdweller25 reviews
Tony saw more than he expected when he brought Special Agent E.J. Barrett to Gibbs's house for help. McGibbs and slash. Read & Review.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Five Things Ziva loves about Tony by MissJayne reviews
... and one thing she hates. Tiva, more friendship than romance. For mewofford.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Getting to know her by coraline-caroline reviews
Shortly after Sirius'death Harry is helping Dumbledore sorting memories for the pensieve. He is in for a surprise and discovers there is somebody else to rely on. There is more to MM than he thought. Mainly MM/HP -also other characters AD, Lily...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,937 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Girlfriend by Anonymous033 reviews
When a suspect insults Ziva during an interrogation, Tony tries to find out how she feels about it. Not angsty; rated T for a swear word.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ziva in Somalia by batyadavid reviews
Ziva was sitting at her cell. Two men came...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Ziva D.
Kids by apedarling reviews
One-shots of my Tiva and McAbby kids: In weird order, so bare with me please!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011
Who Would You Do Continued SLASH by needtoknow400 reviews
What happens the morning after Gibbs walked into the team playing the game. SLASH Gibbs/Tony
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Sanding Wood by Elektra Kyle reviews
Gibbs helps Abby build that coffin she wasn't planning. Spoiler for Season 6 Knockout
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Meet the DiNozzos by jfine reviews
A sequel to Rule 51b. A look at the DiNozzo's, how parenthood has changed Tony and Ziva. A humorous look at family life, the DiNozzo way! Some time has passed. Rated M. I hope it doesn't suck too much! Thanks for reading.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,807 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Blindfold by Anonymous033 reviews
Tali receives her first off-the-books mission, and she and Ziva end up discussing duty and principles.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Wedding Best by ellenscult reviews
There's no way Tony's letting Gibbs wear that tie. GIBBS/DINOZZO. Warning: contains M/M sex. Contains reference to possible S9 content.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Thrice The Tabby Cat Hath Mew'd by Amandah Leigh reviews
ADMM / MMAD - Minerva McGonagall leaves Hogwarts pregnant and alone, except for her three best friends Hooch, Sinistra and Pomfrey. She then returns to study with Albus Dumbledore. They have both been hurt before. Can they help each other learn to love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,526 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
He Smiled by Miggy not Fax reviews
Ziva David has always hated people like Anthony Dinozzo with their seemingly flawless lives, but when she finds him breaking down will she accept how wrong her conclusions about him were. Takes place with them as kids. Could be seen as Tiva, but its not.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sometimes it's about more than the obvious SLASH by needtoknow400 reviews
Gibbs disappears after Mikes funeral and no one can find him. That is until Tony receives a strange letter that explains there may be more than one reason Gibbs disappeared. SLASH Gibbs/Tony Rated M for later chapters.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,401 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Kidnapped Girl by God'srider reviews
A child becomes attached to Tony during an investigation and Ziva is awakened to her feelings toward Tony.The team has to solve the crime before the child is orphaned. TIVA bad summary
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,668 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Engagement Unknown by CharmedGirl14 reviews
Tony and Ziva have been secretly dating for about 7 months. No One at NCIS knows. What happens when Ziva forgets to take something off? Does someone finally find out about them?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
All in Good Time by Beautiful Allusion reviews
NCIS special agent Gibbs picks up his step-daughter from the airport and takes her back to the house to meet her new family, including his children Tony, Tim and Abby. But Ziva can't help but feel she is only replacing someone else... Team as family.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chocolate Frogs by Dimcairien reviews
Join several of the Harry Potter characters as they eat through chocolate frogs and discover cards that they didn't know existed. Multiple one-shots. Post DH. Spoilers. Idea's for certain people finding certain cards are welcome. Leave it in a review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,552 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
Moshi Moshi by Emerald1 reviews
Stranded by a snowstorm with Tim's parents, Ziva learns how to let go of what happened in Somalia and a little about her teammate. The title means "Hello" in Okinawan, first in a series.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
His Legacy by Special Agent Tee-vah reviews
Every year, he would go to school with his daughter. Five years later, for the first time, he wasn't there with her.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Killing Spree by Jemlela reviews
A serial killer in LA and NCIS got called to investigate. They find out that reason behind the killings is linked to an Agent from DC. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Tony D., G. Callen
Alone by brokenheartsandtwistedminds reviews
Ziva was the closest friend that Jenny had, she could tell Ziva anything. Or so she thought, anyway. Can she being herself to tell Ziva the biggest secret of all? The secret that was slowly killing her from the inside? Or will she go through it alone?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Ziva D.
Remembering a Day Early by stamper55555 reviews
It's September 10, 2011, after a particularly tough case has been solved. But there is no celebration. Just remembrance.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Remembering Memories You Want To Forget by Jack and Samantha forever
YES SUMMARY CHANGE: Tony, Liz, Gibbs, and Tim reflect on 9 11. NOW COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,467 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
Building Team Gibbs by NCISDreamer reviews
How, exactly, did Abby end up working for NCIS and for Leroy Jethro Gibbs? This story is a collaborative creation from Dixie Dewdrop and PH2W.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,869 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hope in chaos by Last.one.02
Jenny is working in Greece, when 9/11 happens. This changes her and her partner's life a lot. Morning and evening are totally different for her. Written for 9/11 challenge at NFA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Ziva D. - Complete
Jitters by Aurette reviews
Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Maraurders 7 years by MinnieMcG reviews
7 years with the Maraurders! Also with McGonagall!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Marauders, Minerva M.
United We Remain by IMSLES reviews
Americans were greatly affected by the attacks of September 11, 2001. This is a sampling of how many may have dealt with news as it unfolded. Written for NFA's 9/11 Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jackson Gibbs - Complete
Ari's Daughter by coolgal1478933
Ari's long lost daughter goes on the adventure of a life time. Sometimes dead people are alive.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Tony D.
Daddy's Girl by JackiLeigh reviews
An event in the life of Eli and Ziva David.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I AM GOING TO KILL HIM by OttoIsMyDog reviews
She yelled furiously at him. 'THAT, THAT WAS FOR NOT TELLING ANYONE WHERE YOU WERE GOING OR WHAT YOU WERE DOING AND RUNNING OFF WITH THOSE TWO FOR NINE MONTHS AND THEN GETTING YOURSELF KILLED' Now a series of H/G humor one shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Crazy For You by Norbert02 reviews
Tony learns to function, Gibbs goes a little crazy and luxury items play a pivotal role in seduction. ****SLASH****
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011
Molly Weasley by MinnieMcG reviews
How did Molly Weasley feel when she saw Harry's body being carried by Hagrid? Read to find out! Oh and please review. I don't care if you loved it or hated it just review - Oh, and More people will be in here like Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and so on :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Harry P., Molly W.
If I Die Young by alexcullen1 reviews
Song fic to If I Die Young by The Band Perry. Ziva is alone in the gym and starts to dance, Tony walks in to find her dancing her heart out. See what unfolds... Tiva fluff! R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The battle of Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall by MinnieMcG reviews
So this is the battle of Hogwarts in Minerva McGonagall's view. I hope you like it. Based on books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Chocolate kisses by Tartan Queen reviews
Minerva McGonagall is the latest victim of the Marauders' prank. But Albus Dumbledore is always there for her to help and comfort her. Accio reviews! Hope it works, my magic is a bit rusty... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
I didn't forget by Nemisses reviews
Gibbs and Ziva are in LA and while they are there Ziva is face with her demons from Somalia.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
The Weasleys Play Lego Harry Potter by iAmABandGeek101 reviews
Arthur brings home a television, Wii, and a copy of Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4. What's the worst that could happen? Set in summer before fourth year. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Arthur W., Molly W.
When Abby Leaves by LinaNamiStar reviews
Abby finally confronts Gibbs about his love life. She tells him it's time he let go of Shannon and Kelly. Angered, Gibbs teaches her a lesson by transferring her to another NCIS location, but the lesson is something he may soon regret. Notably, Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Snuggle by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
"She wanted the skin to skin contact, the feeling of his soft skin under her hands." Tim/Ziva fluff. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Bored SLASH GibbsTony by needtoknow400 reviews
Tony gets bored, but with amazing consequences. SLASH Don't like, don't read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Tony and Ziva forever reviews
December 31 2008. The entire team together, and how do they celebrate? And what exactly do they celebrate?Please ignore the italics in chapter 4, my friend's computer wasn't working properly. I will fix ASAP.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Kindergarten Federal Agent by Left my heart in Paris reviews
Based on the film Kindergarten Cop. Gibbs had to go undercover as a Kindergarten teacher in order to protect a women and her son. Can he figure out who the mother and son are? Who will he meet? Can he protect them? dedicated to Tiva-Fiva and RUMad. R&R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard] - Complete
McBadass by Imagen99 reviews
The introduction of Minerva McGonagall's infamous nickname to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Time Turner by KrazyKimmy reviews
As a child- Minerva was given a time turner. Something went dreadfully wrong- she stopped ageing at the normal rate- and the body of a young adult contains a fully mature thirty year old. Completed- now includes martians and a life-long friendship. xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Kids by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Ziva spends a little time with some cute kids. Oneshot. Fluffy-ish.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Heat by Zivacentric reviews
Special Agent Jenny Shepard heads to Israel for a joint NCIS-Mossad mission. What – or rather who – she finds there will change her life forever. Femmeslash. Setting is prior to NCIS show. After you read this, go read molly2012's sequel to it, "Closing the Distance." It's terrific!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard - Complete
ily, GAbby by SammysGrl2008 reviews
Abby FINALLY confesses how she feels about Gibbs. short one shot. oh and btw: I don't own them, CBS/Belsarius does. I wish I owned GAbby though, lol
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Family That Should've Been by ladybugsmomma reviews
part 2 to Alternatives...Our favorite director and her special agent deal with being parents to a pair of 5 year olds. It isn't all rainbows and sunshine...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,219 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Close To Home by purplepagoda reviews
A horrific case. An unbelievable perp. It brings up questions, and starts interesting conversations. But for one of these NCIS agents it's all too familiar, because it hits too close to home. Will Ziva's past come back to haunt her?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
I almost lost you by thedarkpassenger85 reviews
As Boston is hit by the biggest snow storm of the past 50 years Maura goes into labor. Jane and Mary have no choice but to deliver the baby in their bedroom .LAST CHAPTER IS UP PLEASE REVIEW!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 117,469 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - J. Rizzoli - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by ncisgirl4ever reviews
Timothy McGee remembers that his little sister is the most important thing in his life,when the two of them tell a childhood story to the fellow NCIS members.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Tim M., Sarah McG. - Complete
The Unbearable Lightness of Being McGee by hazelmom reviews
McGee does a selfless thing, leaving him both living and dying at the same time. Written for the Lima. Oscar. Victor. Echo. challenge. Some slash. McGibbs. FINISHED
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Trapped in the Freezer by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
Jimmy and McGee get a little too close for comfort...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Tim M., Jimmy P. - Complete
Fawkes Eat! by Yue Sai reviews
Fawkes suddenly stops eating and Albus has tried everything. When he asks Minerva to look after the pheonix, he starts eating again. Albus wants to know how she did it! One-shot with some fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Soul Mates by ncisandsvuaddict reviews
Set after Pyramid. It has been three months since the last time Ziva saw Ray and Tony saw EJ. What happens when 'Something permanent' could be right in front of you, but you are too blind to see it?. Read and Review please.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Transformation by KrazyKimmy reviews
Minerva's first Animagus transformation. It's not quite textbook- involves some almost-illness, dragon pj's hehehe and falling asleep on her tutor's shoulders. A lot. Possibly cutsie-fluffy, depending on how you read. A one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Christmas Surprises by princessofthescoundrels reviews
A drunk Professor McGonagall visits Dumbldore to give him a Christmas Present! Challenge fic, rated for a tipsy Transfiguration professor! Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Undercover as WHAT? by IMawesomeANDyouKNOWit reviews
Tim McGee and Anthony DiNozzo have to go undercover to get a confession-as a gay couple. Could this be fate? I updated it just now so be happy :
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tony D., Tim M.
Broken Hebrew by transmuting reviews
After their first time making love, Tony lies in bed and thinks. Tony/Ziva. Fluffy fluff fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Kait Haswari by PayShaFan reviews
As Kate Todd falls for Ari Haswari she gets to know his 13 year old daugter Kait. She's Ari's adopted daughter and join her on her search for her biological parents, her family's reaction to her new mother, and her relationships with the other Kate
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Ari H., Kate T. - Complete
Choices by Anonymous033 reviews
When he doesn't show up for work one day, she is left with feelings of unease. A visit to his apartment results in the revelation of long-hidden feelings. Rated T for major angst and minor swearing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
HoneyDo List by lo8ic reviews
Ziva and Jenny give the most important men in their lives a few favors to do. And Ziva learns the term of Honey-Do List. TIVA, also JIBBS. : Please : Read and Review?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Stopping the Lies by Alaska McGee reviews
Will Ziva ever learn to stop the lies, and admit who she loves? Femmeslash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Tenderness by beMMADfabulous reviews
And after all these years, Minerva still finds reasons to fall even deeper in love with Albus. More ADMM fluff, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Better Than Lemon Drops by beMMADfabulous reviews
Albus tries to persuade Minerva to relax with an offer of something "better than lemon drops and hot chocolate," if such a thing exists. ADMM FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Karaoke Night by Brambleshadow of WindClan reviews
The team is hanging out at one of their favorite bars . . . and it just so happens to be karaoke night. Of course, Abby persuades everyone to try it, and hilarity and surprising truths ensue. Collab with Valkyrie-chick. ON HIATUS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 37,318 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011
Frozen by swamygliders reviews
Ron finds Harry crying in his bed one night after a detention. When he goes to get help for his best mate Harry runs. Where does he go and who finds him? Warning: Mentions of Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,936 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Baby Steps by pruethesoldier reviews
When a baby is left on the doorstep of Anthony DiNozzo his world is turned upside down. He's never taken care of a baby before, and now he's got now choice. With the help of his team mates and a certain little ninja his worries are slowly disappearing.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Prank war, Marauders vs the twins by Laura Potter is awesome reviews
Fred and George discover their heros.. the marauders. But when Sirius says that they are the best pranksters in the school,Fred and George show them the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Remus L., George W. - Complete
A New Type of Soul Bond by mystupidityoutdoesmystupidity reviews
AU. Harry and Ginny have had a soul bond since Ginny's birth. Will Harry live with the Weasleys or with the Dursley's after the unfortunate murder of his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.
No Leaving by Special Agent Tee-vah reviews
Three shots ring out in a warehouse. Two people drop to the ground. One an agent, one a murderer.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Hidden Love by dairiz12 reviews
AU FANFIC. What if Ziva was secretly admiring Gibbs. What happened when they collieded in the hallway 3 years ago? ZIBBS
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
She Was Human Too by Imagen99 reviews
At the one year anniversary of Voldemort's end, Minerva McGonagall is feeling the loss. The Golden Trio help her to see that she is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Happenings by Zivancis reviews
A new case leads to new stress for Ziva and the rest of Team Gibbs. Updated - The last chapter, please read and review!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,122 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Didn't Know I Was Pregnant by IluvMonkeys reviews
How can a woman not know that she's pregnant? And what happens when the daddy has gone AWOL? Set in season 3 and early season 4. Jibbs/Tiva/ McAbby, mostly Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Double Trouble by tataalicat reviews
When Twins show up at NCIS Gibbs learns shocking secrets about Jenny. Now he goes to california to find something he thoought was gone for good. Jibbs, and some Tiva and Mcabby! complete!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A marriage not much forced by TartanPhoenix reviews
Their world has survived the war, but at what cost? The population is shrinking, and the Ministry decides to take drastic action. What does that mean for those people left behind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Bring Home Baby by lo8ic reviews
Sequel to From A Run In The Mountains. Tony and Ziva bring home their newest little baby. Enjoy, but, please : Read & Review? MCABBY helping, along with Jibbs, the main TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
All the way home by a-rab reviews
what happens when Ziva's house gets burned down? there isn't really a plot
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Fawke's Song for a Widow by monkey-in-a-tree reviews
Minerva says goodbye so she can rejoin her husband. Rated T for angsty suicide content. SPOILERS for books 6 and 7, though if you call yourself a HP fan you should have read those or at least watched them by now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Talking About Death by RhondaStar reviews
Set between Order of the Phoenix and Half Blood Prince - Albus returns to Hogwarts for one night and is confronted by an angry Minerva who feels she is being left out of the loop in regards to fighting Voldermort. My first ADMM fight and attempt at angst!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The rules of my life by Hp.GwAddict reviews
The 35 Rules that Tali DiNozzo, Daughter of Ziva and Tony, has to follow! lol
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Weary of Secrets by beMMADfabulous reviews
A house elf inadvertently reveals one of Albus and Minerva's secrets to a student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Separate Twins by BeautifulDisaster123 reviews
Ziva must deal with an understanding of her past and more importantly, her own blood line. small AU, but nothing major! Bad at summaries, sorry, please give it a shot! T rating for language/violence.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Illuminated by IronIsraeliButterfly reviews
Gibbs and Ziva find illumination on a rainy day from two very different sources. A spin off on "Classically" my long one-shot for Ziva's backstory. Will they manage to admit what they have been hiding each individually for all these years?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,230 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
The Battle is Over by ohwhatagloomyshow reviews
Voldemort is dead. Hogwarts is safe. And now, McGonagall must rest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
At the Potters' by wickedworkings reviews
A series of one-shots looking at Harry and Ginny's life as a couple and as parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Two in the Morning by bethchilds34 reviews
Why is someone at Tony's door too early in the morning? Why is Ziva there? Slightly AU. Rated T, please tell me if I should up the rating. R&R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Swan Song: Behind the Scenes by IluvMonkeys reviews
Behind the scenes of Swan Song. Just my take on it. P.S. Jenny's alive.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Hollywood Agents by Galaxy1001D reviews
When Hetty calls in sick, the Operations Manager at NCIS in Los Angeles is temporarily replaced by Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, G. Callen, S. Hanna - Complete
Tony's Surprise by NCISisbest reviews
Tony finds out he has a seven-year-old son Tim- McGee- when the mother comes to him with a final request. Will now include some Tiva. Nothing explicit. The main focus is still on Tony and Tim's relationship as father/son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,744 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Tony D., Tim M.
The Seventh Year by TheSilverNoble reviews
During his final year at Hogwarts Neville struggles with the realization of his worst fear when Professor Snape is in charge of Hogwarts. McGonagall does her best to keep her students safe while Draco has reservation about his new allies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 128,082 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Neville L., Minerva M. - Complete
Untitled by wvuchick21 reviews
Gibbs paids Kate a visit after work
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kate T. - Complete
life changes by SparkledAMMO reviews
Jessie Lynn is a 17 year old girl with a bad attitude, which will be soon adjusted while spending a year with Gibbs and tony this story may contain spanking of a minor/adult in later chapters- don't like don't read
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The parent Trap by Left my heart in Paris reviews
what more can i say the parent trap Jibbs style
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,407 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard] - Complete
The Intimacy of Interrogation by silentlullabye reviews
Tony attempts to see which Gibbs loves more: sex or interrogation. Rated M to be safe. SLASH. Tibbs.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
New Apartment by javajunkiechick reviews
All fluff and smut. Mostly smut. Tony and Ziva get a new apartment, and they have fun 'christening' it.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
NCIS's Glory Days by bleedingdaylight reviews
The NCIS teams from LA and Washington DC are in high school in New York. Tony, Ziva, McGee, Abby, Jimmy, Callen, Kensi, Sam, Nate, Eric, Nell, Dom and Deeks are in 10th. Gibbs, Jenny, Hetty, Macy, Ari, Ducky and Tobias are in 11th. T/Z Mc/A G/J C/K E/N
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/4/2011
Life As We Knew It by JackiLeigh reviews
The team reacts to a Major Character's Death. SERIOUSLY MAJOR tissue alert!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Ward by Demand Truth reviews
Lord Dumbledore is on his deathbed, and his last wish is to locate his missing heir, a boy named Harry. He entrusts this job to his friend, Mr. Snape, who has the impossible task of preparing Harry for upper class society. SSHP, Slash, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
McGonagall's List by Imagen99 reviews
A list in the common room. Goes from Marauder's Era to next gen. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
No Longer Secret by Jiva-McZivalover reviews
Disclaimer: Don't Own NCIS or its characters. Just use them and hope to live up to their standards. Thanks To In.The.DiNozzone for the co-writing with me. Your epic. NO SUMMARY READ TO FIND OUT WHAT ITS ABOUT.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.
elevator love by g2loveyou reviews
tony and ziva fall for abbys trap how will they get back at abby
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
My Idea of Perfect by tivaobsession reviews
Tony wants to show Ziva his idea of perfect on a hot summer weekend.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Never What It Seems by Crazy4Hope reviews
Tony and Ziva spend Christmas with Tony's college friends and as the two share more then just a bed they find themselves questioning their emotions. But when obstacles seem to get in their way the two realize things aren't always what them seem. Tiva!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Hogwarts Rules by aliceinwonderland2000 reviews
There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - James P., Fred W.
Dreams and Tea by Refreshingly Original reviews
Just something that came to mind. Harry has been having nightmare and Minerva goes to have some tea. What do they talk about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Well Wishes by Imagen99 reviews
Whilst she is recovering in ST Mungos, Minerva recieves a few cards...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Catty Conversations by Imagen99 reviews
What exactly have those three done this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Lioness and her Cub by Blind Magdalene reviews
Minerva finds a Gryffindor crying in their first week at school. Eventual Harry/Hermione, Neville/Luna. Please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Music Does Wonder by dairiz12 reviews
What happenes when Gibbs finds Ziva dancing in his living room? What kind of music is she listening to? Read and find out. :D Zibbs!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Haja by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,257 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Maybe this Time by IronIsraeliButterfly reviews
Ziva travels to Los Angeles to aid the branch of NCIS there at Hetty's request. The case involves everything Ziva had hoped to leave behind and she must decide if she should run from her past or embrace it and what's in store for her.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Ziva D.
The Perfect Bun by coffeeonthepatio reviews
...doesn't truly matter after the Battle of Hogwarts. Minerva observing the Great Hall, shouldering her responsibility, realising she will get help. *Inspired by Maggie Smith's performance of Minerva McGonagall but book-compliant*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Sometimes I love those twins! by TivalovercalledAbby.1997 reviews
The Twins have an idea to make Minnie's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
Tony's Girl by JackiLeigh reviews
A girlfriend dies in Tony's bed.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
See Me For Me! by MrRyAmbrose reviews
Ziva wants Abby to really see her... smut really. i don't own characters, songs, shows or films. But plot and storyline are my own
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
The Prodigal Son by RascalFlattsS reviews
Shannon and Gibbs had two children: daughter Kelly and a son Kyle. The night that Shannon and Kelly died, Kyle was kidnapped, never to be seen again. Gibbs had never stopped searching for his son. What will he do when he finally finds him again?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jimmy P.
Just A Cold by albfic reviews
Tony thought it was just a little cold too bad it was more than that
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
You Are Not Alone by belletylers reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and during the search for a crazed serial killer, Tony and Ziva go missing. What's more, Ziva's keeping secrets. Will the team be able to pull through, or will they fall apart? Final chapter is up! Thanks for reading!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 73,490 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Chance to Tell Him by xenascully reviews
SLASH. Response to sinfulslasher's challenge 8 on LJ. "Gibbs and Tony and a Back Rub." Sums it up, pretty much ;
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Sexual Education by Errol's Feather reviews
Minerva McGonagall is teaching sexual education to her students.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
BAD KITTY by Refreshingly Original reviews
I'm terribly sorry for this. Really I am, but I couldn't get the scene out of my head. Containg Umbridge and Tabby...such fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
Happy Father's Day Harry by ginnyrules27 reviews
Err...I've no idea how to summarize this properly so I'm just going to ask that you read and review! Oh, ONE-SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
Trying Again by IronIsraeliButterfly reviews
Gibbs and Ziva are confronted with a problem that takes all of their skills, wits, and emotions, while finding out the truth about what really matters in life. T for now, but possibly M soon
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.
Passion by BrittanyJenAnn reviews
A late night encounter leaves Gibbs realizing that the passion he feels is returned..
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
NCIS The family by Megatron37 reviews
NCIS team as a family: Jenny,mother & Gibbs, Father & Tony, older brother & Kate, middle child & Abby, Younger sister & Ziva, Tony's Girlfriend & McGee, Abby's best friend & Ducky, Grandfather Note: I don't own any of the characters
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Darkest Demon II: Ziva by mysterywriter94 reviews
Ziva vanishes for five years and returns without a single explanation. What is she hiding? And why does she disappear for long hours without telling where she is going and why?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,608 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
The Razor's Edge by GibbsGirlAbby reviews
The latest in the ongoing adventures of Gibbs, Tony and a razor. This is a total PWP, and heavy on the hot male sex.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Who Sprinkled You in Horny Dust this Morning? by M E Wofford reviews
Ziva leading a crawl through an air conditioning duct. Tony's thoughts and reactions as he follows her...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Just A Kiss by dairiz12 reviews
It all started with a kiss goodnight. :D
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Broomsticks and Badges by lucky c.a reviews
Our favorite agents go to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part ll.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Tony's Loss by Gabriel Kraus reviews
"DiNozzo. My office, now." Gibbs said without his usual tone. Tony sat there in disbelief because Gibbs didn't have his gruff tone, let alone his head slap wasn't at is usual hit. Not saying a word, Tony follows his boss to the elevator and enters...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Just Like His Grandfather by alicenotinwonderland reviews
James Sirius Potter has a crush on a pretty redhead.He's more like his grandfather than he knows. So, McGonagall decides to tell him the story of his grandfather's quest for Lily's heart to help him out...My first LJ fic!Please read and review!no flames..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,886 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bet On It by Muse-Love-Rock reviews
When NCIS finds out that Ziva can dance, Tony desides to make a bet on it. - TIVA Fluff. Multichapter.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Misgivings of GiftGiving by moonfaerie326 reviews
It's that time of year again. The time where friends and family everywhere come together to celebrate a time of giving. Tony has been waiting for this for far too long, and he can't wait to see just what Ziva will give him.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Must Not Tell Lies by MinnieMcG reviews
What if McGonagall found out how Umbridge's detentions with Harry have been going?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Treading Dangerous Waters by creativityreignssupreme reviews
Tony soon realizes life isn't fun and games after the death of an ex-girlfriend. But the unexpected arrival of a new, young family member has him changing in heart and in mind for new and old relationships. Possible Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Ironically by patronuses reviews
Ziva sulks in a bar, and Tony tries to coax her out of it. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hunted: Burning Embers by TheMarauderBandit reviews
Book one of the Hunted series. Ziva has a secret. A secret she can't tell anybody about. How will the team react when they find out? How can Tony win her over? Rated T for mild language and abuse.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
New Found Angel by LyssLovesShules33 reviews
When 10 year old Aaliyah McCallin is found at a crime scene, no one at NCIS realized they would soon find themselves in a race against time to save her, NCIS, and prevent a terrorist attack that would make 9/11 look like a normal day in New York City.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,704 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Ziva D.
Na le'hakeer et marat Cooper by Sarah Withers reviews
Ziva and Gibbs have been dreaming of one another. What happens when they are forced to play husband and wife?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,235 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - [Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] [Abby S., Tim M.] - Complete
The man who can't be moved by U may say that I'm a dreamer reviews
Ziva is leaving for Israel after her father made an unexpected visit to NCIS. But she isn't going alone. Tony joins as she ventures back in time and comes face to face with the one massive secret her father has been keeping from her. First time writer!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
An Acquired Taste by Tigyr reviews
Special Agent Gibbs is sent out to recruit college students to join FLETC...a pair of green eyes catches his attention. Gibbs/McGee Pre-slash...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
The Truth by rikate41319 reviews
After finding Ari and Kate's bodies at a crime scene Ziva disappears. Ziva has to tell the team the truth about her first visit to NCIS. All about Ziva and both her Families, NCIS and Mossad, lots of Tiva! Reviews please! Chapter 4 is up
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011
Domestic Fury by StarkContrastStartles reviews
Ziva and Tony are forced to marry to keep her in America. How will they cope with married life and domesticity? Will their erotic feelings overpower the mundane act of a fake engagement? Sex. Pure Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 73,144 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Full House by L.Hawk reviews
A series of drabbles where the whole team ends up living with Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Sound of a Bad Day by storywriter30 reviews
If we hadn't acted like teenagers last night. . . Tony and Ziva have a bad day.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A Bolt Of Lightning by MichelleS-9 reviews
Ziva wants Abby, Abby wants Ziva. Will it take Abby's concussion to bring them together? A Ziva/Abby story.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
The Wall by McAbbyAddict reviews
Removing someone from the 'Most Wanted' wall is always cause for celebration. A 4th of July present to all the Americans out there.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Inexplicably DiNozzo by SheWillBeLoved013 reviews
Tony has a daughter and when his teammates meet her, they figure out that she is inexplicably DiNozzo. Rated T from some cursing in later chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Tony D.
Chocolate Bubble Bath by SylvaDragon reviews
Albus, Minerva, chocolate bubbles, and unashamed fluffiness, how could you possibly resist ? A sweet fluffy oneshot, set when Albus and Minerva have been married just a year, or two. I can't say more, it would spoil the surprise ending. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Chink in the armor SLASH GibbsTony by needtoknow400 reviews
Tony has waited ten years for a chink in Gibbs armor, a moment where he could show Gibbs he wanted more than just friendship. Does he get his wish? SLASH GIBBS/TONY
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
All That Matters by ZeevahCross reviews
It's been two years since everything happened. Now, Tony and Ziva are faced with a challenge that will most likely change them forever: Pregnancy. Sequel to the Stars In Her Eyes!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,808 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What Could Have Been: Kill Screen by mon-petit-pois reviews
Because no one goes through what Ziva did and magically comes out "fine." What really happened, when they were trapped for three hours in that warehouse?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Senseless by CSIGurlie07 reviews
Adaptation is key to survival. But what happens when survival rests on one's senses, and suddenly one sense is ripped away?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,108 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
A Past Reminder by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
What happens when a teenage girl with connections to Jen's past comes to the agency? How will her appearance affect the red-headed Director? And more importantly, what can this teenager do to the relationships between the agents of NCIS? Spoilers 3-5
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,204 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Not alone by coraline-caroline reviews
yet another glimpse on the relationship Harry / Prof. McGonagall - Harry does have a godmother to rely on after Sirius' death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Out To Get You by mysticgirl101 reviews
Inspired by Gibbs' Rule#40. Tiva have a little girl,and she is kidnapped,for reasons unknown. Will she survive? Will her parents survive her kidnappers revenge. will the team remain intact or will it fall apart? 1stNCIS fanfic.please R&R.I Don't Own NCIS
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,609 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Red Dawn by wayward-angels reviews
When a young Marine is found murdered, NCIS must solved the case. But they find themselves stumbling upon something much bigger than they ever would have guessed when they discover the Marine's mysterious private life...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Forever Love by fanofthearts reviews
What if Jenny told Ziva about her illness? Jiva Femslash with some Jibbs mentioned. Set in Cairo, Tel Aviv, and DC. Reba songs sprinkled through out. Please Read and Review!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Ziva D. - Complete
The Magic of Karaoke by minerva's-kitten reviews
Karaoke fun in Hogwarts Staff Room brings two of our favorite professors together proving music is magic! ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Surprises by Tiva4evr646 reviews
Ziva is in for a surprise when the NCIS team gives her a birthday present she will never forget. Tiva all the way! hints of Jibbs and McAbby. please review!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Six Year Anniversary by lostinspacexx3 reviews
It's their six year anniversary, Gibbs has plans. Big plans. Gibbs/Tony Slash. -not really explicit.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
One Tony too many by Lightningtrance256 reviews
The title won't make sense until the hospital scene, sorry. On second thought, I probably shouldn't have told you there WAS hospital scene, too late. Tony's POV mostly, switches to Sarah or Toni sometimes. Oh wait, you don't know who they are... Whoops.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Tony D.
Bending the Rules by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Rule number twelve says that you should never date a coworker. Director Vance thinks that this rule is being broken by members of Gibbs' team; Gibbs disagrees. Heavily implied Tiva. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - L. Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What Should Have Been by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
What if Gibbs' daughter, Kelly, had lived? How would the lives of the NCIS characters change with Kelly Gibbs in the picture? A rewriting of different episodes with Gibbs' daughter alive and well.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,256 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Anything, But The Truth by purplepagoda reviews
Tony and Ziva go undercover as a married couple, indefinitely. What could possibly go wrong? Sharing a bed, and a life, until they solve this case? How complicated could it get? Will they cross that line? Reach a point of no return?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,057 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
The Screens Have Eyes by IronIsraeliButterfly reviews
Jenny sees something that makes her feel... jealous? Compromised? ZIBBS
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Family Divided by bethchilds34 reviews
Hey! Okay, so this is a new fic I thought up. What would happen if there was a case involving children? Where would they stay is their only parent was the murder victim? Could they bring Tony and Ziva together? Rater T because i can. R&R please and thanks
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,772 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Impractical Heart by Pough reviews
When a tiny virus sweeps through Tony's body, leaving catastrophic results, his team remains vigilant. Not meant to be a "ship" story, but strong hints of it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,381 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Are We Really Faking It? by Abominable Toaster reviews
Tony's stuck up cousin is coming for a visit and Tony tells him that he is dating an amazing woman. Only problem? Tony's not dating anyone...Who will he get to fill her place. I'm still unsure of ratings so I guess I'll rate it T.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
How Do I Breathe by purplepagoda reviews
Ziva's death hits them all hard, especially Tony. Will they be able to face the fact that she is really gone? None of them will rest until they have answers.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,990 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Honeymoon in Hawaii by Zivacentric reviews
Continuation of "Revelations" universe. Ziva & Gibbs are having an idyllic honeymoon. Ch. 1 includes an unexpected encounter; Ch. 2 is the reason for the rating change to M. Story is now complete. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Abnormal by shana852963 reviews
The Dursley's mayy have to get a whole new perspective about the wizarding world, or Dudley will, seeing as his daughter is starting to show signs of being a witch. He needs the help of his cousin Harry, who he hasn't spoken to since he left, to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,057 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Honey by M E Wofford reviews
Tony goes grocery shopping and thinks about what to eat...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
All Because of Ice Cream by mollygibbs101 reviews
It's a hot day in DC and Abby hints at Gibbs for a frozen treat. He agrees and soon finds out that so much more comes out of this particular trip, aside from the ice cream. Very PWP. For Ish because I love her XD and ZC, because of her weekend. Enjoy X
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Heir To The Weasley Throne by angel-death-dealer reviews
She should have prepared herself for this. But it all came screaming back to her. Years into the future, Professor McGonagall sees a familiar name on the list of this years new students. My 200th fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
PostTraumatic Stress by CodieOnCote reviews
My spin on what happened in Somalia and what happens afterward. Distrubing images and lots of angst. Tiva! Disclaimer: I do not own the characters
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Tying Up Loose Ends by stamper55555 reviews
A serial killer killing only navy personnel sends the NCIS team including Abby and Ducky out to Los Angeles to work with the NCIS LA team. Tony and Ziva have to deal with some very personal suspects, and Abby is being fought over by McGee and Eric.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,314 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010
Broken by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
Jenny Shepard is back to a place she thought she'd never go again, and she needs the help of a certain agent to pick up her pieces for her. But is she too broken this time to be fixed? Mentions of self-harm, rape, abuse, suicide. Fallen Dreams Trilogy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,080 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Falling For Him by Paige Joy reviews
Hermione is of age and in her seventh year at Hogwarts. She falls in love with her potions professor. Something happens and the two are forced into an ususpecting position. AU. SSHG Romance. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Triangle by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Tim's mom comes into town for a visit. Everything starts out great. She likes everyone on the team, and they like her as well. However, all good things must come to an end... And end they do when Tim's mom and a certain boss become a little too close.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,673 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
clearing by sirscreen reviews
The team clears out their desks. In honor of those who made the ultimate sacrifice. We can never repay that debt. Sad story.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Happy Moments by Traveling Buddha reviews
I'm happier than I've ever been... I have my wife resting against my chest...my arms wrapped around her, with our three- year old son and his constant companion at our feet. Tony Explores some happy moments of his life...Pls RnR. Have a great day.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
All These Years by Sodasgirl212 reviews
Ziva has been captured and lost all hope of rescue, when a young woman with Gibbs' blue eyes comes to save her. Has Gibbs' daughter's death when true or a cover story? How will the the team react? Kelly/Tony Romance, Gibbs/Kelly Father/ Daughter
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Kelly G.
Just wait by VCLvcl123 reviews
Two bodies, two medical examiners, two writers, two brotherly detectivs, and two badass women. Add in a movie lover, an actress, and of corse Gibbs and you have a lot on your hands. ON HIATUS!
Crossover - NCIS & Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Tony D., Kate B.
Drumline by Valkyrie-chick reviews
Tim and Abby are starting college and both are doing Marching Band. Abby is a flute/piccolo player and Tim is a percussionist. Love and friendship ensue. McGee/DiNozzo
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Tony D., Tim M.
Recovery by Kendra James reviews
Sequel to The 'Fight for Harry...,' With Voldemort defeated, Harry must now decide what do with the rest of his life as he struggles to overcome the legacy of Bellatrix's torture sessions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,120 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sirius B.
Through Other's eyes by Agent Aleu reviews
BABIES! Who is it told by? Well your have to find that out on your own. NCIS Babies, how will that work out? Who are the parents? R&R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010
Something New by CSIGurlie07 reviews
Second in the Something More verse. Featuring the events of the eight season finale, and a surprising discovery that will shock an agency. COMPLETED.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,995 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Broken by Nahau Moondust reviews
After surviving a brutal fight the team learns something about Ziva and what part Eli had played in Ziva's past. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I Miss YouNow and Forever by Brogalini Tangerini reviews
Ten months ago Kate died. When Fornell shows up with a woman and a four month old baby, why is it that only Ziva recognise her, and why is she sitting at Ziva's desk?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Oh, The Effects Tony Causes With a Simple Action by unbrokensaviorwithperfecthair reviews
What happens when the MCRT gets shipped over to LA because of Tony opening another infected letter. Humor, slight romance. not sure of pairings yet, but will include all characters from both teams. Story's better Lots of Tiva
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
New Girl by hundan reviews
Ziva David was seventeen, her father sent her away from Israel, Gibbs and Jenny adopt her into their family. She meets the popular guy Tony DiNozzo, will they be friends, will they stay friends, or be more. Set in High School. Now continued as 'His Girl'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,428 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Parent Trap by Kandon Kuuson reviews
When two twin sister meet unexpectedly at a summer camp, they plan to bring their parents together. But unbeknownst to them Jeanne Benoit, is determined to marry their father. Setting in motion their plan faster than expected. Enjoy :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,300 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Letters by anny385 reviews
Tony leaves the team letters when he dies.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
It Started Out as a Feeling by Solved-every-case reviews
We all know that Katherine Beckett and Richard Castle are meant for each other. Many different stories. One-shots of sweet, sweet, CASKETT. Only Caskett. :D
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
Me, My Fake Husband, and My Crazy Aunt by Lost Inspiration reviews
Always watching what you say has always been hard for Tony. But now it's too late. Ziva's Aunt is coming after learning useful info from him, she's married. Now, can they pretend long enough or will they kill each other and the surprises she brings? TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,428 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Prank War by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
Just as the title states. Quite possibly a crack!fic but I'm not sure how this is going to turn out. The whole agency is turned upside down when the two most prominent members; Gibbs and Shepard, start a full out prank war.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Changes by abbyncis reviews
Kind of based off the NCIS episde SWAk.Tony opnes a letter, Tony, Kate, And Ziva get sick Abby has to make and antidote jibbs mcabby and tiva or tate. rated K for now but going to chage later
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Ziva D., Kate T.
Unknown Past by Nemisses reviews
Ziva and Callen have a history together and it's not one Callen is very proud of.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ziva D., G. Callen - Complete
Maggie Creek Road by LadyJibbs reviews
Jenny takes the team to a surprising place, where they learn a little something that they didn't know about the director.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
At Your Mercy by starsofimagination reviews
Tiva fluff! Ziva and Tony spend some time with their daughter.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Wii Mischief by SarahShalomDavid reviews
When Jethro and Ziva split up the Israeli woman remarries. What happens when her child breaks the tv? When her husband dislikes the child
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Returning to Normal by Zivagirl2010 reviews
Ziva returns from Somalia. This is her trip to becoming "Normal" again. Ziva/Gibbs Father/daughter relationship.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Thongs and Condoms by StarkContrastStartles reviews
Searching an apartment, Tony and Ziva discuss thongs, porn and Ziva asks Tony for a condom. Constant Tiva. Description of sex.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Traffic Lights and B52s by akaeve reviews
Ziva gets totally and utterly drunk. Based loosely on the words of a U2 song Vertigo
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Double Whammy by Dixie Dewdrop reviews
Gibbs finds himself taking care of a very sick Abby and a very sick Tony. This is part of my Here and Now scenario.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Don't Judge a Geek By Her Cover by mon-petit-pois reviews
Ziva goes undercover again...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Beauty is Skin Deep by msziverdavid reviews
She covers her scars, but he can see through them. Tiva fic. Post-Somalia. No violence, or graphic descriptions. Rated K.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
NCIS Climbs Mt Everest: Part Two, the Climb by GingerNinja1111 reviews
The second in my NCIS Climbs Mt Everest Series. Vance sends the team to Mt Everest on a team building mission.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011
Honey Dust by SarahShalomDavid reviews
Honeydust can start the most beautiful of relationships, and can give you the family you craved
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Minerva and Dolores by jampen reviews
Dolores proposes something ridiculous that will cause hilarity and mayhem. This will be part of a longer story. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Minerva M., Dolores U.
Discoveries by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
When McGee, Gibbs, and Tony discover fanfiction about themselves, they are utterly bemused. The author is an unlikely source...A total and utter crack!fic. Slight Jibbs...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Forbidden Affection by emerald'lin reviews
Sara has started working at the Las Vegas Police Department Lab as a DNA tech and she develops feelings for a coworker... Which she thinks is forbidden until a surprise hits her.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Catherine W., Sara S.
journies in life and death by magpies333 reviews
abby is confused about her feelings for ziva and what she should do about it, can she find the courage to tell ziva before it's too late. some graphic sex. it's my first story, tell me what you think
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Be With Who You Love by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Tony listens as Ziva talks to a victims daughter, and something she say's makes him think. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
50,000 by Thursday by PurpleTitan reviews
Takes place during season 11. Lindsey is grounded, and Catherine asks Sara to watch her while she is out. But, thanks to an unexpected visitor, both Sara and Lindsey are kidnapped. *This is my first story!* NOW COMPLETE!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sara S., Catherine W. - Complete
It tried to eat me! by SarahShalomDavid reviews
Sarah panics when her seat belt tries to eat her!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Perfectly Capable by tartan-angel reviews
Minerva thinks herself 'perfectly capable' but why does Albus disagree?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Autopsy by SarahShalomDavid reviews
An autopsy of a loved one brings together two soul mates after a surprise revellation
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Staged by thelonegunmenX reviews
Shortly after Jen's death, Ziva encounters her in Tel Aviv.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard
Not Innocent Either by thelonegunmenX reviews
Jen accompanies Ziva on some business she has in Paris, which then takes a violent turn for the worse when someone important gets hurt, which wasn't part of the plan.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard
Take For Granted by thelonegunmenX reviews
An introspection on Ziva's work.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard - Complete
Tick Tock by ncis29 reviews
When the L.A. team gets a case connected to Dom's disappearance, the best team in the agency, Team Gibbs, is called out to help. When Ziva and Kensi are taken by the same people who have Dom, two teams have to work together to save their friends.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010
The Tower by swamygliders reviews
Remus heads up to the top of the astronomy tower for some fresh air to help clear his head. What he finds there he will never forget. Warnings: Suicide attempt and mentions of abuse inside. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Boys are trouble by Andrea MacLeod reviews
Being the teenage daughter of Jethro Gibbs and Jenny Shepard not so hard right? Cassie Gibbs knows better. Boys, dating, sex, drugs, alcohol. What could possibly go wrong when your family is a group of Federal Agents who carry guns?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,483 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Chasing a Laugh Until the Elephants Get You by daphnebeauty reviews
Beckett and Castle find themselves alone at the precinct in the wee hours of the morning. Just a funny little one-shot to brighten your day!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Family Silk by DoILookLikeAManWithAPlan reviews
I always imagined what Gibbs would be like if he was a father to his team if they were little kids...Better plot inside
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Coney Island by flora.s.t reviews
Tony and Ziva go to his father's wedding. together. read it and find out. Tiva. - 4/24: just changed the rating to T. it'll get a little heavier from ch. 12 out. - 5/14: my computer was stolen on wednesday so it'll be a little while until i update. sorry!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Sitting on the Baby by Anonymous033 reviews
When Ziva's neighbour asks her to babysit, Tony ends up learning some things about her. Now with a second chapter.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summer he will never forget by Dumbledoreschild reviews
REVISED...Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Professors met Aunt Marge? New powers, new family and new adventure creates a summer that Harry Potter will never forget. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,852 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
A Unlikely Alliance by Nemisses reviews
Ziva is Vance's protection detial during a what turns out to be deadly conference.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Ziva D., L. Vance
Fragility by alphaangel reviews
Sara becomes ill at a crime scene. Chapter seven is finally here. Sorry about the delay :
CSI - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sara S., Gil G.
A Camping Adventure by Hogwarts Duo reviews
Albus wants to go camping ... Muggle style. Minerva isn't so keen on the idea. But, she hates to tell him no.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Love Bites by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
A simple one-shot inspired by a conversation with my best friend. Figured this was a good way to break my writing block. Just read and enjoy. There's a lot of the team in there. No Abby and no Ducky.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
the little sister by Edooxxxx reviews
ziva and ari have a little sister, tony and ziva get together later on, tells the story of the youngest david her bringing up and her life at NCIS, also the inside life of the david family.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Ziva D., Ari H.
A Slumber Did My Spirit Seal by Vicki Turner reviews
Ziva David is no stranger to death. This is a series of drabbles exploring Ziva's history with different faces of death from sickness, to bombs, from guns, to knives. Each drabble can stand alone, but together they map Ziva's unique perspective on death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Weakness by L.S. Becker LillySouza reviews
Ziva David is attacked in her apartment, that his colleagues will be able to save her! Please review! Now Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Illicit Sex in the Big Chair by StarkContrastStartles reviews
Jen and Ziva have sex. Gibbs, Tony, McGee and Abby join in. Many pairings especially Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby. Plus Giva and Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Burying The Hatchet by Gail Cregg reviews
One-shots of Ziva being "driven up the hall", assassin fashion,DiNozzo lovin'and stuff.Ah,those American idioms...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Blessing in Disguise by swamygliders reviews
What if Umbridge found four thick books written about Harry Potter and while reading those books Harry Potter reacts rather strangely. Warnings: Mentions of abuse, slight language and Snape a little out of Character
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,456 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jenny & Gibbs Principal &Teacher by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
So we all know the classic Jenny and Gibbs story but this has a twist. Jenny's the middle school principal and Gibbs is the teacher. There is a spark between them and it may well ignite. The team are the bystanders in this nontraditional Jibbs story.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Tony, Remember Me by StarkContrastStartles reviews
Ziva has died tragically and Tony is left mourning her restless soul. She insists on appearing to him and following him about, begging him not to forget her. He can't live without her. Should he just give up on life and join Ziva?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Love Bites by K-Shandra reviews
It takes a lot more than good chemistry to keep a relationship going, it takes love, trust, faith and a willingness to confide in one another. Without these it is a maze of obstacles, misunderstandings and insecurities.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,859 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
To whom it may concern by swamygliders reviews
Sitting at Number 12 Grimmauld Place Severus and Remus were not expecting a letter that would change their lives. Oneshot Warnings: Mention of Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Distractions by x Lost Hero x reviews
Tony tries to finish a report, but Ziva's distractions are just too much for him to handle. Tiva oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Legend Part 3 by probieprincess reviews
continuation of my SkyeHigh series, you kinda have to read SkyeHigh and Confidence to understand...Kensi and Ziva are kidnapped, unfortunately the kidnappers forgot to grab Eli's youngest daughter. TIVA DENSI minor Neric and some McAbby.
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ziva D., Kensi B.
Too Late Now by StarkContrastStartles reviews
Ziva has been lying comatose in a hospital bed for a year now. Tony visits her daily and reflects on missed opportunities and apologises. Will Ziva ever wake up? Can they express their love? How she will recover? Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby but mostly TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Tali David? by NamelessNotebook reviews
Tali, Ziva's little sister... dead right? When the team goes to check up on a lead, Ziva finds someone she has missed dearly. Rated T for swearing, maybe. PLEASE READ!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
The Game of Life by Operation Paris reviews
Tony is appalled that Ziva has never played Life, instituting a team game night. With a twist. JennyxGibbs, TonyxZiva, AbbyxMcGee. One-Shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
20 Things That Will Make Harry Potter Vomit by Mrs. SRE Snape reviews
Various ways to annoy, frustrate and generally piss off various HP characters. Co-written by my niece Lizzy. First up 20 ways to make Harry Potter Vomit. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Changes Around NCIS by NCISziva26 reviews
5 newbies come to NCIS. Will Gibbs allow them to join their family? Or will he have to? How will the team change forever? And will people come together?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009
Found by swamygliders reviews
As Dumbledore walked through the hall one night he heard something unexpected and what he finds is even more unexpected. OneShot Warning: mentions of abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
New Beginnings by jracd reviews
Tiva Fanfic. Secrets are revealed about Tony and Ziva to their team during an investigation.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Haunted by the past by Bluey 123 reviews
The past is a hard thing to overcome and our special agents will work hard to deal with their pasts. Action, twists and turns are sure to come along for the ride, as well as some Tiva angst! enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
I AM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM by stillannemurray reviews
The Story of Tony DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Marine Undercover by Foxtail-Padfoot reviews
Tony and Ziva are married! Sorta... Marines with Middle Eastern wives are being targeted and killed, and when team Gibbs steps up to bat, guess who gets to go undercover? Primarily a casefic, but also romance and humor. Rated T. Tiva, McAbby. Ch14 up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,974 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Death Becomes Her by Vicky24c reviews
Death has always followed her, like a black cloud. Now that she is truly happy in life, will this cloud continue to follow her, or will it finally disappear and allow her to have the happiness that she deserves?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Life Happens by TheAnnakpick
After hearing two more gunshots there was a pause, then a blood-curdling scream from Calleigh. Story of Calleigh's teenage years, completely AU! Sorry if the summery sucks, the story is way better, I promise!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Calleigh D.
Professional Distance by muchmadness reviews
Lindsay has a hard case. DL.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Permanent by SplishySplash reviews
Ziva wanted permanent and to do that she purchases a condo. With the help of her friends she gets her wish.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Back To Work by Agent Emanon reviews
Can Tim and Ziva handle going back to work and being away from Matthew? Set in the "Next" Universe.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Motherhood by Sophie Ranier reviews
Ziva had choose motherhood on her own. A big decision followed by a small secret will changer her life forever.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 43,639 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ziva D.
The Quandries One Ponders by oldmoviewatcher reviews
What could possibly happen when an eleven- year old girl walks into NCIS asking for Ziva?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
When The Dam Breaks by mollygibbs101 reviews
After being blown up, Gibbs leaves. Just what did Gibbs' sudden retirement do to Ziva and the rest of the team? All from Ziva's POV, a little swearing and an M rated scene... *shrugs* What's a girl to do? XD PS- Hope this makes you feel better Ish XD