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Author has written 5 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Fallout, Doctor Who, and Norse Mythology.


I am Compootor. I also anwser to the name Thor.

I write about all sorts of things, as you might notice up there. I'm writing about Doctor Who At the moment, which is only the most awesome Television series in the history of mankind. I've written about Nostalgic Things like that Disney movie 'Treasure Planet', I loved that movie. And then there's a couple stories about Alvin and the Chipmunks, and you might be thinking, ''Oh Wow, this guy must be like 4 years old!'', but I'm not, I'm 17. I wrote about the Chipmunks because I used to watch the show as a kid and I saw all the movies. Remember: SAY NO TO CGI REMAKES.

I may take a really long time to write something and some other things, I'll burn through in a night, but I'm going to strive to live up to the quality standard that my fellow Writers have set so far.

Anyways, I'm here to share my stories with the world, and I hope you all enjoy them very much. Thank you.

Things my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Midnight Sun
This "Poem" is based on the old Norse myth that on summer nights, the elements would stop fighting for supremacy, and could all enjoy ruling the earth together in harmony. I wasn't going to put it up here, but people told me I should, so here it is!
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Doctor Who: The Shadow Of The Wind reviews
The Doctor and Martha visit 21st century America just for a leisurely visit, but when something goes wrong and strange things start to happen, starting with a local couple, it's up to The Doctor and Martha to save the world once again.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
Across The Waistland
Thor and Rick are no different from the average Vault-Dweller teens, but when their friend Karen leaves the vault mysteriously, they decide to go out searching for her. Knowing how foolish the venture is doesn't stop them, especially not Thor.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,116 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011
Three Chipmunks And I reviews
Jordy is a Chipmunk fan and she has to suffer for it. She is teased by her peers and picked on by every bully in the city. All that will soon change, however when the Chipmunks arrive through a dimensional portal designed by Simon.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Do You Believe In Miracles? reviews
When Simon is Paralyzed in a horrible traffic accident, his life takes a dramatic turn for the worse. He struggles through horrible nightmares, but when his brother is in trouble, he needs to save him, no matter the cost.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete