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Author has written 74 stories for Alice, 2009, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Edward Scissorhands, Kung Fu Panda, Pirates of the Caribbean, Merlin, Cats, Okami, Castlevania, Shrek, Snowboard Kids, Yu-Gi-Oh, Megamind, Once Upon a Time, Mario, Rise of the Guardians, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kuroshitsuji, and Despicable Me.
All right, here we go. New introductions, and hopefully a few new followers! I am White Shade, and this is the oldest community I've dedicated myself too. As of now, Black Butler! For those of you who do not know what that is, I suggest you check it out, especially for my Once Upon a Time fans and Alice in Wonderland people!
I am quite mad and the stories I write may be somewhat disturbing to some viewers. I have a tendency to be blunt and out there. Mind you, my one shots are things that usually pop up in my head at a random time and may be farther away from their original works than intended. My longer stories, though I put a lot of thought into. There are also fanfics that do not stray far from their original works too. I'm just a scattered person like that :p
My ideas can come far astray from their original works, I must say. I will do them with their appropriate time/setting, but some of them I write about like they were in the present or an entirely different story about one of the more unknown characters in a certain work.
As far as updating, I will usually get on here at least twice a week. Maybe I won't update, but I'm on the site. I am always happy to get reviews both negative and positive so I can include a story where I take those comments and create one story (on one topic at a time of course) that will include what you the views would like to see me write. So, plz review!!
I do not mind anonymous readers, in fact, I love them. Therefore, they can now comment on my stories and everything! One review on Sugar and Spite made my day a while back. We writers don't forget that.
School has begun...well I've written a few fanfics I just need to get them edited and posted to this site. A few could also use a conclusion.
The Avatar: I found it online, not sure if anyone created it.
Updates and stuff: I wish more would leave reviews because I do want to make sure my characters are still realistic according to OUAT, among other reasons. However, I am not one to force reviews. I suppose I just want more feedback.
Okay, onto Black Butler related items. For those of you wondering, yep, my fandoms have changed once again. Don't worry, I still love Once Upon a Time and Frozen and Cats and Alice, don't get my wrong, but for those who receive my updates, you will be quite surprised. The turn I have taken will not remain forever, as the fandoms switch almost constantly. I promise, but the turn has come to Grell Sutcliff. For those of you who know who that is, yes, quite the turn isn't it?
The cover photo for Why Don't You See was taken by Micah Kienitz.
Things about me (interesting or not, whatever--just stuff about me)
Favorite color: purple (why: because it's awesome and only royalty could wear it in ancient times)
Favorite video game: The Last Story
Favorite book: Kafka on the Shore (Couldn't put it down)
Favorite board game: Chess
Favorite movies: Not even going to go there.
Favorite holiday movie: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (the musical, not the claymation)
Favorite musical: Wicked
Favorite TV shows: Once Upon a Time, Black Butler, Grimm
Favorite TV show character: Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold--Robert Carlyle, you are awesome!
Favorite gem stone: Topaz (my own)
Favorite song: changes constantly
Favorite Zelda character: The ghost shop owner (Ocarina of Time) aka guy who sits atop cliff with a stick (Zelda MM)
If I were asked by all of the characters I have fanned over like crazy to be married to them, there's only one I'd answer yes to. All my Once fans would think it's Rumpelstiltskin, all my Okami fans will think it's Waka hands down, my few Castlevania fans would think Aeon, and so on, but the funny thing is, it's NEITHER of them. However, it doesn't matter much, since none of them really exist.
Other Interesting Stuff:
Yet another thing to add to this profile: I am a Merlin fan. Merlin as in the TV series that appears on Syfy because freaking BBC discontinued it! I think Gaius and Merlin's relationship is the best and it makes part of the show!
So, played Pandora's Tower for HOURS already this summer. I love this game, and right now it is probably boarder lining an addiction.
I am NOT a person who cries during movies or TV. There were two circumstances on TV in which I cried, and all of them were on Once Upon a Time. I love Rumpelstiltskin (perhaps a wee too much). The first was when Rumpel stabbed the Dark One and got his powers because he got used. The second was during The Return when he let Bae go into the vortex and then everyone in the modern kept asking if he was there for the rent. That was just plain sad. Now, I don't mean to say I cried, as in I was balling my eyes out, but a few tears slipped out, and that NEVER happens to me during any type of media that I watch. So, kudos to Kitsis and Horowitz for that.
College life! It's finally upon me and I've finished my first year (though now, I look at everything in semesters). Additionally, this profile shall receive another makeover!
Things to think about (stuff to make you go "huh") in society and English: This is me making fun of the English language and some of humanity's strangest ideas and actions in life. English is so tough, we Americans need all 12 years of high school to learn how to speak it and write it properly. ;) It's great, really.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid say "made with real lemons?"
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests that?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (living apart yet right next door in the same building...uh huh)
The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.
How doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (I'd be concerned)
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (oh English)
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (I think I know)
How come abbreviated is such a long word? And, is there an abbreviation for that word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Some Other Scenarios I find humorous
-Tragedy in Eastern Canada:
Montreal (CP) Canada's worst air disaster occurred early today when a Cessna 152 crashed into a cemetery in central Quebec. Exhausted search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as efforts continue into the night...
-A college class was told that they had to write a short story in a few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: 1- religion 2- sexuality 3- mystery. Below is the only A short story in the entire class:
“Good God, I’m pregnant; I wonder who did it.”
-When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
-Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom
-A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
-A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam. To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam. He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question. Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation. All, that is, except for one student. He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper. He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out. The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled. The professor wrote "100%" on the top of that student's test. The question: What is courage? The student's answer: This is.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw it really really hard. XD
When you get pulled over by a cop and he says "papers" respond with "scissors." Not only will you clearly win, but the cop will be impressed by your wit and sense of humor.
If Past, Present, and Future walked into the same bar...it would be tense.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Only befriend vegetarians. There is much less of a chance of them eating you during a zombie apocalypse.
Never take a bullet for anyone. If you have time to jump in front of the person, he/she has time to move.
Say "PEE-KAH" before sneezing.
Say "the" in front of words like YouTube and Facebook, it will make you sound hip and modern.
When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmonaide.
When one mature adult has an imaginary friend it is called crazy. When millions of mature adults share the same imaginary friend, it's called religion. (no offense or anything, but when I look into the development of religion from a scientific standpoint, it appears humorous in a way.)
If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you? (Jack Frost--this argument is no longer valid)
Ninjas and sushi makers have the same headbands...
Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns… All of a woman’s problems begin with men.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
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98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off
People who say anything's possible obviously haven't tried to slam a revolving door or done many other things that people have come up with since then that are "impossible."
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate (for now).
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
The quest for immortality, it never gets old.
Never interrupt an enemy when he's making a mistake (said by Napoleon, and that in itself is hilarious)
Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
Is it your friend or your BEST friend?
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
Random phrases for people to post on their profiles: This REALLY needed a dim down.
If you love Thackery Earwicket, put this statement on ur profile.
If you think Jack Sparrow makes it all up as he goes along, put this phrase on ur profile.
If you think Jack Sparrow plans it all out, put this on ur profile.
If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.
All Youtube lovers put this on ur profile.
If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.
Japanese anime lovers, put this statement on yer profiles.
If you like Prince of Persia, put this statement on yer profile.
If you know that PIRATES are indeed better than ninjas, please copy. (No offense to Ninja people out there)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile (who hasn't?)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (This one's recent for me)
If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a book you intend to publish, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Disney films ROCK and can be watched by all ages, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
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