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Joined 03-17-10, id: 2292482, Profile Updated: 02-07-13
Author has written 1 story for Cartoon X-overs.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING IN MY STORIES, ONLY THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS OF MY MAKING. THEY ARE ALL NON-PROFIT PRODUCTS, MADE ONLY FOR MY ENJOYMENT AND THE ENJOYMENT OF MY READERS. THANK YOU, HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Currently Playing: Mass Effect 3

Currently Watching: Game of Thrones

Currently Reading: The Stand

Quote of the Month: "When devils will the blackest sins put on, they do suggest at first with heavenly shows, as I do now." - Iago, Othello

Top Ten Male Characters:

10. Alucard (Hellsing)

9. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

8. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

7. Kamina (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

6. Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)

5. Tyrion Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire)

4. Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)

3. Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

2. Jon Snow (A Song of Ice and Fire)

1. Michael J. Caboose (Red vs. Blue)

Top 10 Female Characters:

10. Tex (Red vs. Blue)

9. Morrigan (Dragon Age: Origins)

8. Daenerys Targraryen (A Song of Ice and Fire)

7. Revy (Black Lagoon)

6. Tali Zorah'vas Normandy (Mass Effect)

5. Arya Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire)

4. Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist)

3. Integra Wingates Hellsing (Hellsing)

2. Chrome Dokuro (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)

1. Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect)

Top Ten Villains:

10. The Major (Hellsing)

9. Luca Blight (Suikoden 2)

8. Saren Arterius (Mass Effect)

7. Light Yagami (Death Note)

6. Randall Flagg (Stephen King novels...really, he shows up in so many it's not even funny)

5. Legato Bluesummers (Trigun)

4. Char Aznable (Mobile Suit Gundam)

3. Ladd Russo (Baccano!)

2. The Party (1984)

1. Iago (Othello)

These lists are in no paticular order, just whoever came to mind in the order I wrote them.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,630 - Follows: 12,144 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Knights of Trope: The Twitard war by Ranger24 reviews
The skies turn red with the blood of the fallen as the newly formed Knights of Trope March out to destroy Edward Cullen and restore honor to the monster genre.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,000 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Author Fighters: The Hounds of Winter by Phoenix of the Darkness reviews
X Prodigy and Phoenix of the Darkness argue a lot. An attempt to make them work together leads to the rise of a new group of twelve powerful villains. Rate T for Violence and Language.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,059 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010
Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Cerberus Rising by X Prodigy reviews
Mass Effect 2 Parody. Recruited by the organisation of Cerberus, the thief Red X must recruit a team of the deadliest beings in the galaxy to stop the threat of the Collectors. They say it's a suicide mission, but X is determined to prove them wrong!
Crossover - X-overs & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010
Author Fighters: War With The Legacy by Nukid reviews
Sequel to Zodiacs. Nukid has settled well into the Author Fighters, but when a new CP9 appear, intent on destroying him and the AF, the Author Fighters must fight for their lives once agains. But as they fight, Drake grows closer to becoming Darkside king
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,679 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009
Morphic by Dragonfree reviews
A group of scientists who have had a little to drink get the not–so–brilliant idea of attempting to create 'Pokémorphs' as described in so many book series, but when they succeed and the news gets out, they are forced to raise the morphs themselves.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,756 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Deadliest Author by TLSoulDude reviews
Ever wonder who would win when the toughest of the FAF were to face-off against each other? Well, here's your chance to find out. WHO...IS...DEADLIEST? Parody of the Spike TV show. Current matchup: TLSoulDude vs. TDragon
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,511 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010
Summer Snow by Kitrinlu reviews
Sibling bonding in the snow
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jon S., Arya S. - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Author Fighters: The Black Guardians by Phoenix of the Darkness reviews
A new villain appears, and unleashes the power of the Black Guardians on the world. But who is this man, and how does Phoenix know him? Rated T for violence and some language. COMPLETE!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 69,549 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Halo: Dark Storm Rising by Don113 reviews
This is a crossover of Halo and Star Wars, taking place post-Halo 3 and during the early years of the Galactic Civil War. The UNSC has never been stronger since it's founding, but darkness looms on the horizon as the Empire begins preparations to invade.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,320 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Darth Vader, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Author Fighters: War with the Zodiacs by Nukid reviews
What started out as a robbery of an ancient Darkside artefact by the mysterious Nukid would soon become a war between the Author Fighters and the manufactured Darksides the Zodiacs. Who will win in this epic battle? FINALLY FINISHED
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 105,176 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Author Fighters: Rage of the Shadow Warriors reviews
Los Angeles-the City of Angels. Despite the name, it is a dump with crime as its king. Only the timely arrival of a strange peacekeeper does it let up. But, his actions send him on a collison course with both the AF and a notorious Mandalorian mercenary.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010