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Joined 03-17-10, id: 2292513, Profile Updated: 08-26-14
Author has written 33 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Good Omens, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, and Third Star.

I always LOVE to get feedback, all types. Be as nitpicky as you like, I dare you... The one thing I can't manage is to write faster, and I don't generally take requests. But if you want to know what I'm up to at the moment, here you go:

Progress report:

Her Majesty's Secret Service - my priority piece, aiming to finish in about three more chapters!

The Body - two more chapters to go!

Suitable Partners - my next priority piece to finish after the above

Reforming the Broken Dr John Watson - I'll do this one next, I think.

Tempted to Love - I have the last chapter of this plotted out, but just need to get up the motivation to finish it.

My cancer journey:

Some of you have asked about how I am going, which is very sweet and I'm touched that you are interested! I am now writing a blog to process my cancer journey, so if you want to read about that kind of thing (quite different from my fic and contains no smut at all, as my mother reads it!) then look over here:

honeysandwichesau.blogspot.com.au

facebook.com/honeysandwichesandbreastcancer

Update July 2014 - I have finished my primary cancer treatment and am now in remission! However I am still very tired, so resuming writing very slowly.

Update October 2013 - I have cancer and am in and out of hospital, so my writing schedule is irregular even though I'm off work for now. If you want to know about my cancer thoughts, have a look at my Third Star pieces, which all start with "James". (The movie with Benedict Cumberbatch is worth a look too!)

Update Aug 2013 - I've always been a fairly slow writer but I'm having some serious health issues at the moment so writing is going very very slowly. I also have far too many WIP at the same time which doesn't help. Message me if you want me to prioritize one of the pieces otherwise I just kind of rotate them. Still writing mostly Sherlock but I haven't forgotten about the Good Omens piece! I have the ending in mind, I just need to write it.

Update Jun 2013 - I've changed my penname from 8of9 as I now write mainly in the Sherlock fandom. I don't plan to go back to Star Trek Voyager, although I may write some other Star Trek Reboot stuff in the future, but all my pieces are archived at the Tom Paris Dorm - if you like my writing have a look over there... http://www.tomparisdorm.com (Please note that my penname over there is EightOfNine. Please note the stories and versions over there are very adult/MA/X-rated/NC-17, get the picture? Only go there if you are qualified and prepared to read adult-only male/male content.)

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A Learning Curve' or 'How Sherlock Seduced John Without Trying' by starrysummernights reviews
Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all. Co-written with Emmish. Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,666 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 5/3/2014 - John W.
The Empty House by Mycake reviews
A compilation of AU and not so AU smut ficlets. Intended to survey the vast world of Sherlock fandoms from Omega-verse to Lamplock. Featuring Johnlock, Mystrade, Sherstrade, and Johncroft. (Along with other pairings). If a couple isn't your cup of tea, you can skip to the next fic! It's fantastic! (Now accepting prompts)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Kiss With The Earth by E J Mulford reviews
Three years after The Fall, Sherlock returns from the dead, expecting a warm welcome from his blogger-turned-lover. But when he finally comes home to John, it quickly becomes clear that this isn't the same man he left behind - and that 221B may no longer be home, after all. Sequel to 'A Kiss With The Air' (MUST read first). Same format, 30 Johnlock kisses. M for sex & language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,382 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Wounded With His Wounded Heart by HarmonyLover reviews
John Watson is in love with Sherlock Holmes. When Sherlock returns from the dead, John finds that his best friend returns his feelings, and that they both want to be more than flatmates and colleagues. In order to do that, however, they have to find ways to say all of the things they have been holding back.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Frustration by starrysummernights reviews
"Is this a regular occurrence?" Sherlock asked, his dark curls already wilting in the heady steam of the bathroom. "You forgoing my body in favour of your own little hand?" Sherlock catches John during an intimate moment in the shower and draws his own, misguided, conclusions. Co-written with Emmish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hacked by SoftPurple Sherlockian reviews
Sherlock has a bad habit of hacking into Johns email account and sending himself messages, which he later reads while pretending the doctor sent them to him. ***WARNING: Rated M for mature content, kinks, bdsm, and &M/M***
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,194 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
A War Every Week by SherlockedSherlockian reviews
Sherlock's 23. John's 25. Sherlock's in London. John's in Afghanistan. While Sherlock Holmes, consulting-detective-to-be, completes University, John's away in a foreign country on military service. With two childhood friends separated by miles, one in love and the other falling fast, will there ever be a happy ending? Co-authored with the brilliant CowMow as John Watson. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,790 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Walking Together by SailorChibi reviews
AU where everyone has one soul mate that they usually meet early in life. Sherlock Holmes never had a soul mate and never wanted one... until he met John Watson. Johnlock & mentions of Mystrade - NO season 3 spoilers
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 103,322 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Il Traviato by kedgeree reviews
A down-on-his-luck ex-soldier meets a wealthy businessman in need of a short-term companion. A simple transaction gives them both what they need. This is a Pretty Woman AU/fusion. Romance and crack and angst. Prostitution. Slash. Case fic. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,394 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Doesn't Feel Like Falling by Dark3Star reviews
When he fell from St. Bart's Sherlock knew he loved John Watson. John couldn't love him back (or so he thinks). Now that he's back from the dead things are back to normal... sort of. When a serial killer targets increasingly high profile gay couples Sherlock is on the case. With a, possibly ill-advised, plan Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to uncover the truth.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,980 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'd Arrest You if I Had Handcuffs by taylorpotato reviews
A series of vignettes involving Lestrade, Sherlock, and a certain pair of handcuffs. Eventual arrest fetish smut and numerous kinks we don't need to discuss in polite company. Pre-cannon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,386 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Stick to the Script by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Evening Ride by ScarlettWatson reviews
John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Under Control by ScarlettWatson reviews
Lestrade walks into a supposedly empty room at Bart's and finds something he did not expect. Even more surprising is his own reaction. Slash, John/Sherlock, future John/Sherlock/Lestrade, super smutty, rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Just You and Me (and Him Too) by taylorpotato reviews
"John didn't seem to catch on to the fact that Sherlock enjoyed being yelled at. He just thought Sherlock was an inconsiderate sod that had no concept of why somebody would be angry about a farm of exotic fungi growing in the bathroom sink. Sherlock never bothered to correct that assumption, because it served his purposes." Johnlockstrade smut. Read the warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Lunavere reviews
John Watson had always assumed that he would never play a major role in Moriarty's game. He is taken by surprise when Moriarty makes a shocking demand: one month with John Watson in exchange for Britain's tactical positions and plans in Afghanistan. John has now become a pawn to be used as both Moriarty and Mycroft please. But what everyone forgets is that a pawn has power, too.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/17/2013 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
A decision made by Angel10242 reviews
John's voice dropped into that dangerous, seductive tone, "if it was right now I'd want to toy with you and play with you and see what kind of things gave me the most satisfaction when done to you." Sequel to 'a choice' A twisted kind of johnlock romance. Warning: references to self-harm, bdsm, m/m and lots of other fun things. Don't read if these things will offend you.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,947 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,188 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Kiss With The Air by E J Mulford reviews
30 kinds of Johnlock kisses, from first to last, over the course of their relationship. All linked as they're all part of one story. A kiss (chapter) a day, every day for 30 days. M for language and sex. Slash, if it's not your cup of tea then don't drink it, please :)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Moment I Knew by Dark3Star reviews
John/Sherlock Established relationship. John and Sherlock have been together for almost five years now. Sherlock is not as affectionate as he once was and John starts to wonder if this is really what he wants. Reviews and plot suggestions welcome!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: This Is War by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Sherlock didn't much care that his brother was dating his DI. But then they went a step too far and did certain things in 221B that Sherlock would rather not think about. Now it's all-out war with each couple trying to out-do the other. Mystrade vs. Johnlock! See the multiple warnings inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,105 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] [Sherlock H., John W.]
A Nice Place to Visit by kedgeree reviews
What happens when the world's only consulting detective, an army doctor, a detective inspector, and the British government find themselves sharing a holiday villa. Love. Sex. Music. Wine. Pyjamas. French. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Don't Forget the Cream Filling! by taylorpotato reviews
John is just minding his own business, searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes. Written for Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons in Interpersonal Relations of a Sexual Nature (ie Foreplay) by dcfg21 reviews
Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Almost Like a Virgin by taylorpotato reviews
Sherlock is a man with very particular sexual habits, and John quickly finds the futility in really questioning them. Lots of drunk sex, some sober sex, and a glorious helping of angst. Sequel to, "A Study in Shagging."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Shagging by taylorpotato reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Chemistry is Incredibly Simple and Very Destructive by starrysummernights reviews
Sherlock is too busy to continue to go out and procure willing sex partners for himself so he comes up with the perfect solution: John. After all, he knows John is attracted to him and they are already living together. Why not make their friendship one with benefits? What could go wrong?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock: Everything That I Want, I Want From You by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
When John heads out for the night, he leaves Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes glaring at each other with promises not to burn down 221B in his absence. Only the brothers have something decidedly more delicious on their minds; something much more fun than any experiment. Holmescest! See other warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,015 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Mycroft H., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Up Against the Wall by ScarlettWatson reviews
Sherlock gets annoyed when John is not paying him enough attention, and John makes it up to him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Talking When You're Not There by sevenpercent reviews
Set after the Scandal in Belgravia, Sherlock explains his relationship to John , as seen from the point of view of someone who is not only a genius, but also somewhere on the Autistic Spectrum and just a bit sociopathic. No Slash; John's POV.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Taking the Leap by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which John and Sherlock have quite a lot of sex, though they first have to deal with the fact that Sherlock is alive. Oh, and so is Moriarty. Johnlock, Mormon, though really everyone here is gay for everyone else. Starts to have a plot and then gets detoured into the bedroom. Post Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,630 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Puppet Master II by LadiElayne reviews
Sherlock and Lestrade continue to explore the reasons behind Sherlocks latest interests... once again this story is heavy on the adult themes and rather explicit. Not intended for Minors! at all... ever!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Middle Ground Triptych by TSylvestrisA reviews
Sherlock, Greg, and John come to an agreement about paperwork. Written with strangegibbon. Slash: Sherlock/John/Greg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Us We've Become Accustomed To by dcfg21 reviews
Sequel to "The You I Never Knew". Greg begins to have issues. Can John and Sherlock help him to see where he fits?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The You I Never Knew by dcfg21 reviews
What happens when John discovers Sherlock was in a previous relationship with DI Lestrade?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock: Come What May by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
A series of one-shots about Sherlock, John, Mycroft and Greg. Any prompts are welcome. Multiple pairings. Rated M for... well, everything.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,411 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012
Sherlock: Alcohol Fuels Everything by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Lestrade and John are just having fun. And then the Holmes brothers get involved. Eventual Mystrade and Johnlock. Basically this is porn. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W., Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock: The Problem by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Mycroft Holmes doesn't understand the feelings he is currently having. Only one man can help him... See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2011 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Command Logic by Mel Blue 1 reviews
The crew of Voyager find it impossible to mind their own business.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Chakotay, Tuvok - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
May he never know by Grey Pigeon reviews
Legolas is reminiscing about one night of sweet oblivion. Regardless of who they are and what duties they hold, Legolas and Elrond dared to trust each other once – they succumbed to the folly, forbidden and beautiful freedom. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
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John Watson's Blog: in defence of fanfiction reviews
John Watson posts on his blog his thoughts about fanfiction, its value and uses. With some comments on those who ridicule what they do not understand. New Post: How to respond to fan fiction you don't like. (Rated T for language only, no mature themes discussed except how to behave in a mature fashion online.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - John W. - Complete
Sleep Aide reviews
John thinks Sherlock should get some sleep. Sherlock doesn't agree. John tries to persuade him but somehow it is Sherlock's agenda that ends up being carried out. As usual. (A 221B ficlet in tagless dialogue. As usual. Part 7 of the series for those who are counting.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Body reviews
Sherlock asks for John. Not to get him a pen, or make him tea, just John. He apparently wants John's body. On the couch. Right now. For a case, of course. Asexual Sherlock. Not-so-asexual John. No longer a one-shot, this is now a multi-chapter fic on aspects of having a relationship with someone who is asexual. Rated M for Johnlock smut. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Seasonal Sonata (in prose) reviews
Being a shameless ripoff of Dicken's "A Christmas Carol" set in the contemporary Sherlock (BBC) universe. I have endeavoured in this little story to raise a hymn of harmony and reconciliation appropriate to the season. May you find it in tune with your spirits of the holiday, whatever your choice of spirit or celebration! A Johnlock story, rated T for m/m themes, no smut. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Christmas Catalogue reviews
John notices something strange about a Christmas catalogue he has received in the mail. What has Mycroft done now? (A return to my tagless dialogue series of 221B ficlets. Part 6 - Merry Christmas!)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2014 - John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Picking It reviews
Why does Mycroft *really* carry an umbrella all the time? Greg Lestrade finally finds out. A 221B ficlet, though not in tagless dialogue this time. (Part 5 of 221B ficlets)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2014
Body Parts reviews
Sherlock is worried that, not being a woman, he lacks something essential that John likes. A 221B ficlet in tagless dialogue, Part Four.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Watson Learned the Trick reviews
Dr Watson is trying his hand at not only seeing, but observing. Based on the ACD canon story of the same name, this is just my idea of how Sherlock and John might have gone about it. If they had their minds in the gutter, that is! Very firmly MA rating for smutty Johnlock content. Currently a small series of scenes. COMPLETE, for now.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Her Majesty's Secret Service reviews
John Watson was not the first Omega to serve in the army as a medic to a unit of Alpha Marines, but he gave his service a very *personal* touch. Omegaverse with Omega!John, mostly pre-canon with eventual Johnlock. Adult content warning for explicit m/m action because everyone loves John! Now with case-fic starting Chapter 29!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,416 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Antisocial Media reviews
Sherlock's mother discovers Facebook and starts uploading her adorable pictures of Sherlock as a child, which he finds supremely embarrassing, naturally. A 221B ficlet, Part Three.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Suitable Partners reviews
This is Holmescest. Rape apology, coercion, emotional abuse, unreliable narrator. This is not role-play BDSM between consenting parties either, this is actual abuse and humiliation with not a safe word in sight. Dark!Mycroft. There will be hurt/comfort Johnlock eventually, but there will be lots of hurt first. This is quite a lot darker than my usual style, so be warned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W.
Spunky Cook reviews
Sherlock is cooking a special breakfast for John and wants him to guess what "secret ingredient" he used. Established Johnlock relationship, a 221B fic in tagless dialogue just because I love writing John's shock and horror through dialogue! (221B ficlets, Part Two)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Broken Engagement reviews
Sherlock Holmes, the younger son of Baronet Siger Holmes, is forced to break off his engagement to Lt John Watson. He retreats into cold isolation and a laudanum addiction. When the rich and dashing Captain Watson returns eight years later, he is now courting a family friend, Mary Morstan. Can Sherlock win back his John? Regency Period AU. Johnlock romance, smut in italics only.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Irene A. - Complete
Chewing Gum reviews
Sherlock is being annoying. A 221B fic just because I've never written one! (221B ficlets, Part 1)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The 5 Times John said I Love You and the One Other Time reviews
John is loving, Sherlock is suspicious. Established Johnlock relationship but no smut. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heaven is a Place on Earth reviews
John Watson returns from Afghanistan a month after Sherlock Holmes has jumped from the roof of St Bart's. John knows nothing of Sherlock Holmes, or why everyone around him is acting so strangely, but he is about to find out… Slightly AU, all John's POV. (No slash, friendship.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
The 5 Times John had Nightmares and 1 Time He Didn't reviews
A little 5 plus 1 story idea that popped into my head. A bit naughty, so rated M for Johnlock smut. Not related to any of my other Sherlock stories. No longer a one-shot, this is now a multi-chapter fic containing some angst in later chapters. Trigger warning for discussion of rape and humiliation (though not actual scenes). Now COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,177 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
James' Birthday Plans reviews
A week before his 29th birthday, James has an idea of how he wants to mark the anniversary of his birth. He decides to plan ahead. Rated T for language, drug use and suicidal themes.
Third Star - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - James G. - Complete
The Five Times John Didn't Help Sherlock and One He Did reviews
Sherlock has a little problem that only John can help him with. Pure slash, smut and PWP. Established Johnlock relationship. One-shot, just a quickie really! Rated M for adults only.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
James was wrong reviews
30 years after the events of "Third Star" Miles has a special reason to reflect on what decisions were made back then. Rated T for language. One-shot.
Third Star - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Miles, James G. - Complete
A Triangle has Three Points reviews
Chakotay, Tom and Harry are having a series of encounters. Told from alternating points of view. Slash, smut, implied drug/alcohol use, explicit prostitution, inappropriate use of the Holodeck and all the good stuff. Adult Content. Chakotay/Paris and Paris/Kim. Yes, that's right, both at the same time.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,448 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Chakotay, T. Paris, H. Kim - Complete
Re-forming the Broken Dr John Watson reviews
Captain John H. Watson returns from the war broken in mind and body. Will his new flatmate help or hinder his healing? This is mild Omegaverse AU - if you haven't read any Omegaverse before don't worry too much, it will clear itself up as you go along. If you have, this is Alpha!John and Omega!Sherlock Johnlock slash, smut and all the good stuff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
After the Great Game reviews
After the episode The Great Game concludes, Sherlock and John recover together from their brush with death. Johnlock with asexual Sherlock. Adult content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Two out of Three Ain't Bad reviews
Pre-Voyager. Chakotay is recruiting a pilot to fly for the Maquis. On a tip-off he wanders into Sandrine's where he meets Tom Paris, freshly cashiered out of Starfleet… One-shot. NC17 for language, slash, smut, implied drugs, explicit alcohol and all the good stuff.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - T. Paris, Chakotay - Complete
After the War reviews
After the War of the Ring is over, Legolas and Gimli travel together through Middle-Earth. The war is over and won, but the terrible cost still haunts them both. Rated M for angst, dark themes of war, death, self-harm and suicide. This may be triggering for some, I'm not kidding this is dark stuff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Tempted to Love reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale work on each other through the centuries, both learning something. 18 adult content for m/m sex scenes and language. Some dark imagery of war, bondage and abuse, especially in later chapters.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
The Case of the Bitten Bullet reviews
Sherlock and John find themselves on opposite sides as they investigate a murder by a doctor. Rated T for murder with some graphic violence in later chapters. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Deadlocked reviews
Harry Kim from the "duplicate" Voyager created by a sub-space rift crosses over to the original Voyager, which is practically the same ship, except in a few small ways… Paris/Kim slash, NC17
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2011 - T. Paris, H. Kim - Complete
Private Resolutions reviews
The missing scenes from the Season Two episode "Resolutions" where Chakotay and Janeway are stranded on New Earth, alone except for each other...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Tom's Life in Pieces reviews
Tom's reflections on aspects of his life. Paris/Torres romantically involved, but be warned, this is ANGST and involves CHARACTER DEATH. Don't read if this will upset you. 20 drabbles of exactly 100 words each.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
Ship's Discipline reviews
Captain Janeway decides that Commander Chakotay needs to be taken down a peg or two... ADULT CONTENT 18
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Four's Company reviews
Tom, Harry and Chakotay are in a relationship and in their quarters arguing about who should perform a necessary domestic chore...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Chakotay, T. Paris
Two's Company, Three's the Dream reviews
Harry is hot and bothered and wondering who can help him? Tom? Chakotay?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - H. Kim, T. Paris