Author has written 9 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Kuroshitsuji, Jhonen Vasquez, Death Note, and Pandora Hearts.
There is nothing more inviting than a blank sheet of paper, the whiteness of the page practically begging you to fill it with your ideas. Sometimes those ideas are beautiful and come straight from the heart, and sometimes those idea's are completely ridiculous! Like the following...
This is a poem about nothing,
A poem that deceives the minds eye,
So, this is a poem about something,
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Name: Ari, Mini me, kid, Devi, honey, and once, some lady called me Marie. I am whatever you call me.
Age: I am ageless.
Weight: I'll drop a few pounds when you drop dead
S.O.: Depends~ On the person~ ^^.
Favorite Childhood Memory:
Climbing apple trees at my auntie's neighbor's house ^^ Heh
Weird quirks about the Author
1. I get high off of tea...
2. I am self-professed insane.
3. I stare at people just to make them feel uncomfortable~ It's fun, blinking and the occasional smirk are allowed
4. It is a dream of mine to someday contract and bend a demon to my will.
5. OTAKU. 'Nuff said.
As a last note- It's great to meet everyone~!! I know I'm still new but I appreciate you reading my work~
There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
I'm not insane, everyone else is just outsane.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man that wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I've been to the dark side, man. They lied about the cookies...
Yeah? Well screw the cookies, the dark side has YAOI
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do." :D
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! :3
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a Bitch, well a Bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
One bright day in the middle of the night,
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Elmo knows where you live!
Tell me what you think you thought I think I said!