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Hi my name is Isaiah. I am a newcomer at this site but i have reviewed some fics and OMG! Love it! Lol. So yes, I enjoy writing like a doornail is dumb so... Yeah. I hope all of you guys enjoy reading my soon to come short fanfics. HAHA!! TEEHEE...
I just want you girls to read this, it really means something. I hvae been through this I dont know how many times... But just read.
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Well there it is.
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Here's 156 random questions:
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No. I wish I was. DEFINETLY. Lol. But, no. I have never been in one.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Um. YES.
3) How many houses have you lived in? 5 or so.
4) Favourite candy bar? um... Twix.
5) Favourite shoes? DCs.
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes. It was very uncomfortable.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Girls. Stuff. Anime.
12) Favourite genre of music? Um... R&B
13) What is your zodiac sign? TAURUS.
14) What time were you born? MY PARENTS DONET EVEN KNOW D:
15) Do you like beer? EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes. SORRY ZACH!!!
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? um... I used to collect three kidz bop cds. I still have them! :(
18) Are you sarcastic? Ur face.
19) What are your favourite colours? DESTRUCTION!!!
20) How many watches do you own? Tacos.
21) Summer or winter? Hello professor, I will do anything to get an A... HEHEHE
23) Favourite colour to wear? Blue.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Ur face.
25) What colour is your mobile phone? Grayish.
26) Where is your second home? Taylor's house. :(
27) Have you ever slapped someone? I JUST FREEKN BROKE UR FACE.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1
30) How many video games do you own? huge amount. By the way, Taylor, I need my Naruto games back
31) What was your first pet? a dog.
32) Ever had braces? no. That would be horrible.
33) Do looks matter? Kinda. Yah. U dont want to go out with somebody thats buttugly.
34) Do you use chapstick? nope.
35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Um- Mrs. Pearson. Mr. Clifford. Mrs. Walter.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Farting doorways. That was for you, Giovana.
37) Are you too forgiving? Yes. I am ALWAYS the first person to say im sorry. >.
38) How many children do you want? ... SEX. lol.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Im male.
40) Favourite breakfast meal? EGGS BENEDICT
41) Do you own a gun? Yes. I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY WEE LITTLE HAND WATER GUN!
42) Ever thought you were in love? YES. Its not working out at ALL.
43) When was the last time you cried? Urm... The other day. Love sux.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Ur mom.
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? AH!
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? YAY!!! U KNOW UR MATH!
47) Have you ever been in a castle? nope.
48) Nicknames? Cowpie, Mijo, Izzy, EESMAYA, IT GOES ON AND ON.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no. Ew.
50) Ever been to Kentucky? no. But i bet they have good fried chicken.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? no.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes. 4 people. The fourth one the most tho.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? nope.
55) Do you own a diamond ring? no.
56) Are you happy with your life right now? no.
57) Do you dye your hair? nope.
58) Does anyone like you? Idk. I really really really hope the fourth one does.
59) What year were you born? 1997
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? ur mom.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? nope.
62) McDonalds or Wendys? WENDYS!!!
63) Do you like yourself? nope.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? my real biological mother.
65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? uh...
66) Are you afraid of the dark? yes.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? no. kinda.
68) Do you own a webcam? no.
69) Have you ever stripped? um... no. At least, i dont think i did...
70) Ever broke a bone? no.
72) Do you chat on AIM often? no.
73) Pringles or Lays? lays.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? nope.
75) Rugrats or Doug?
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? uh... I am goin into 8th grde so...
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yes. BITCH.
81) Can you cook? I like eating cereal while watching my cartoons.
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. these questions.
3. Girls who dont get anything and are mean to u, not even knowing it.
83) Do you text message often? DUR!
84) Money or love? Love. I suk.
85) Do you have any scars? Yes
86) What do you want more than anything right now? I want... I want the fourth girl to like me bak.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? no.
88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships u idiot.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Hehehehehehe thats dirty.
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? yes. dur dur dur.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? not anymore.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my parents.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? the fourth girl.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? the fourth girl.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? the fourth girl.
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? the fourth girl. My god. Really, this is killing me. I will not tell you who the fourth girl is in fear she will find out.
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Ally.
100) Who was the last person that called you? The fourth girl.
101)WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? "In life, it doesnt matter who u are, its what anime u like." ~me.
102) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? idk.
103) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? the fourth girl.
104)WHAT IS 2+2? ur face.
105) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? uh... Hes my best friend. He is there. Duh.
106)WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE shes great (fourth girl.) Shes nice, not showy, shes pretty and doesnt even know it. Shes a fantastic best friend, and she is a smart idiot.
107)WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? sux.
108)WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? ur mom.
109)WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "I want u. I want u. Ur stupid. Like me. Wow that looks awesome on u. OMG!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
110)WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? idk.
111)WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? The thong song lol jk.
112) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Hallelujah.
113)WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Writing, drawing, singing. The fourth girl.
114) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? ... Its a secret.
115) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? uh... They arent really good friends other than a select few.
116) WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? The fourth girl not liking me.
117) HOW WILL YOU DIE? Hopefully with the fourth girl.
118) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Not getting the fourth girl.
119) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? ur face.
120) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? ur face.
121) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? hopefully.
122) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? spiders.
123) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? idk. I really hope so.
124) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? um... SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!!???
125) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? the fourth girl.
126)If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ur mom.
127)Can you cry under water? I ...dk.
128)How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ur face.
129)Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? the "lets see how much longer it takes for Isaiah to finish this god damned quiz assossiaton of sexy awesomeness."
130)Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wnearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
131)Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ur face is circular and no no ones wants to eat off of anything related to u.
132)What disease did cured ham actually have? ur face.
133)How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
134)Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? farting doorways that SQUUEZE and bats that blink with cats 65 to what the fuck?
135)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? lol!!!
136)Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? cuz. Im fucking santa.
137)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
138)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. they dont want to see u strip cuz they cant tell the difference from ur stomach to ur boobs.
139)Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? sex.
140)Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? because some people like their toast done like that?
141)Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? again, what??
142)If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? because he was too busy listening to his cocunut! (XD)
143)Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! heheheheehe... erect...
144)If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? cuz he wanted to lose weight.
145)If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ...babies?
146)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? YES. Yes, it does :))
147)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? damn you!! >[
148)Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? dogs these days...spoiled :P
149)Do stairs go up or down? that depends... whose the stairs? lol!!!!!
150)Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? ur face.
151)When French people swear do they say “Pardon my English?” i thought they were saying "suck-le-bloo"??
152)Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? because it had no where else to go
153)Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? they do??
154)If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? purple
155)If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? that depends lol!
156)WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
News: I am writing a new Fanfic, which will soon be online... BE WARNED FIRST MRATED EVER. lol. Only for yall pervy's and specially cuz... Well, you could say its a favor. Hopefully this person realizes its a favor. URG!! nevermind.
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Favorite animes: My Hime (i dont enjoy the pervy scenes), Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Lovely Complex, Soul Eater (obsessed), Cardcaptor Sakura, Naruto, and there is ore, i could go on and on... All time fave: Gakuen Alice and Soul Eater.
Watching Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Lovely Complex, Soul Eater, Cardcaptor Sakura, Naruto, Inuyasha.
Favorite books: Erec Rex series, Maximum Ride, Zen and the art of Faking It, Pendragon, Warriors, House of night (yes, i know, its girly), Vampire Academy (yet again, girly).
~Being human, doesnt mean who you are, its what anime you like.~ -Isaiah, me and compy my full name if you want to put it in your pro (Isaiah Rosales).
As you can tell it is summer!!! You can also tell that I like putting the firs sentences of descriptions in BOLD. Ha-ha. So funny. Anyway, I recently became united with the computer and soon will be with my phone. I absolutely love it when people review my stories. I am currently working on updating This meant war. Not so sure about the Roxas one. I will try... I just want to let you all know that I appreciate you for being there. For the most specialest peoples in my life...
Finding.Loyalties: I am sooooo glad to have you as a friend. You are loyal and true to me. xD I was thinking... you are more than a friend, but a best friend. Thank you, Giovana! Plus, I am expecting to see a story from you young lady, or I sware...
Hero7210: We have gone through thick and thin together. I hope we continue to do so. Thanks for everything... (For people who dont know Taylor, she is a very talented writer, and I SERIOUSLY recomend her.) Well then, goodbye, for now.
Popprincess1120: You are a great listener... We have known each other for a short time but I already feel that we are sooo close. Bye, Kaiya!!!
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)
1. Your favorite KH guy?
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Sorry people, Kairi. I do NOT think that Roxas and Kairi should be together. I am at total Rox/nami.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
uh... Axel... sorry.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Olette, cuz she just sucks!
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
God damn... huh... oh! dangit lost it... uh... oh! got it... ATLANTICA
6. Least Favorite World?
I HATE Alice in wonderland... and Agrabah (mainly because it sounds like ur hucking a lugi at the end of the word.)
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
ROXAS AND FRIGGIN NAMINE. BUT REALLY Namine is having an affair with me... -.-
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Kairi and Roxas, i mean, what the hell?
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
first kh game graphics
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
i dont know what this means >_
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
oh helll no!!
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
who the hell do u think, u little dumbass. NAMINE. NAMINE. say it with me. NA. MI. NE
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
havent played it yet.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Roxas, cuz he is friggin awesome!!
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
oh... i remember yelling "go die in a hole mickey mouse!!" and then my sis started running around the house screaming "damn u mickey, u can go masterbate!" and she was only 3.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx
AXEL!! Thats rite, fucking axel.
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
Sora x Kairi dur de dur.
41.Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Paopu fruit XD~!
42. Cloud or Leon
43. CloTi of Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean.
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Namine... so sexy...
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
Kingdom Hearts 2
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
Namine x Roxas! duh!
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