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I was born in a flower, then I lived in a tower.
Through my mother I was raised though she seemed always dazed.
I was left all alone, forgotten on my throne.
I demanded a hug, all I got was a slug.
I bit, shout and slapped, so my mother took my hat.
I ran away to a far away garden, where my muscles and abs suddenly hardened.
I met a large llama who was looking quit mellow, he spat in my hair and turned it from black to yellow.
I moaned and cried and ripped off his head, only when I looked down "Eek" he wasn't dead.
I turned my head and ran away. Ran I did, through night and day.
I skateboarded home while eating a scone.
I opened the door to see a note on the floor.
I read it out feeling very shy. It said my mother had left me, she had said bye bye.
Into my room I sat, lonely and forgotten. I felt something hard crashing under my bottom.
A computer I saw as I looked down. My mouth suddenly flipped until it was no longer a frown.
So after all this drama and friction, I decided that I was going to join Fanfiction.
If you can believe/understand this then you are quit mad. Well its either that or my life is very, very sad :)
~ My life story.