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Alright, people!!! Here are some random facts about me that I would like to share with you:

- My name is Allyson, but I go by Ally
- I live in Canada

- My favorite color is red
- My favorite food is cheese
- My favorite animal is a wolf
- I speak Spanish and French and German
- I have read many books and watched too many movies
- I swear lots . . . sometimes
- I am a fangirl
- I use faces XD :) ;) ^-^ O.o
- I am a stalker/fangirl/obessed person of the following authors: P.C. and Kristen Cast, Stephenie Meyers, L.J. Smith.
- I do stupid things and then laugh at myself later
- Yes, I'm probably crazy, but I'm in denial
- I am obessed with: explosives, music, laughing, llamas, penguins, talking, reading, writing, and CHEESE!!!



- Planned to border hop with two of my friends.
- Drank a slushie that was in my best friend's room for God-knows-how-long.
- Eaten something off the floor of my best friend's room.
- Chewed a wad of gum the size of my fist.
- Had a pointless collection.
- Ran around Wal-Mart screaming, "THE VOICES!! They're telling me to go to lane 2 for clean up!!!" Which got me some old lady stalker.
- Planned to become terrorists and take over the world.
- Planned to make an epic bomb shelter for when 2012 rolls around.
- Planned to own a Super Albino Llama, and then feed him lemons to make him a Super Albino Killer Llama
- Planned to go to La Push and steal all the werewolves and bring them back to Canada.
- Planned to border hop the Quileute border and then stand on the middle and say, "I'm in Werevamp territory."

- Planned to go find Jigsaw, which didn't go to well.
- Attempted to beat a two year old at a game of Go Fish.
- Read all of the dictionary in a bet.
- Bet someone that I couldn't laugh for fourty minutes, and then burst out laughing seconds later.
- Made the word "corn" into something horribly perverted.
- Made the word "hi" into a perverted word.
- Looked up the word "retard" in the dictionary.
- Played "The Game" for three days straight, and lost every time.
- Talked about someone when their mom was right behind me.

- Swore so loud that I got kicked out of the classroom.
- Tried to use Notepad on the computer as a super plan to demolish all of the teachers and then have them find out about it five seconds later.
- Teachers found out about my friends and I trying to be terrorists.
- Tried to say "Ith" after everything-ith we-ith said-ith.
- Attempted to take over the school.
- Got ourselves detention for no reason.
- Sat in detention when we didn't even have detention.
- Wrote random words on the board.
- Tried to make the word "Ogopogo" go into the dictionary as a paint brush.
- Tried to dig to China. Many times. You can't do it.
- Tried to drown a leaf.
- Tried to eat nothing for two hours.
- Drank over ten Cokes and then ran around in the basement.
- Got into a fight with a sixteen year old.
- Tried to feed a cat cheese.
- Tried to catch a duck.
- Caught a fish and then it fell out of the boat.
- Had a friend drop marshmellow in my hair.
- Tried to smile with chips in my mouth.
- Attempted to eat and drink at the same time.
- Tried to beat the record for clothes pins on face.
- Swallowed gum.
- Tried to get people to marry my friend.
- Tried to get people to eat my friend.
- Tried to eat my friend.
- Killed a spider with a bible.
- Fallen down a hill and got a scar.
- Gotten attacked by beetles.
- Tried to make a fire bigger with gasoline.
- Golfed in the rain.
- Said "bitch" around a two year old.
- Tried to catch a squrriel.
- Pissed off a REALLY big bird.
- Drank an energy drink and then tried to sit and watch Saw III.
- Swam in the kiddies pool.
- Said "rawr" after every sentence. Rawr.
- Had a horror movie night, which included watching all the Saw movies, See No Evil, and Jeepers Creepers 1 and 2.
- Tried to sleep after the horror movie night.
- Tried to chew up a pop can.
- Tried to talk with a Mexican accent.
- Tried to talk with a French accent.
- Learned how to say swears in German.
- Figured out that mascots are just people in costumes, which made my whole world turn upside down.
- Ate a whole box of Hot Tamalies WITH braces, and then spent two whole hours flossing to get the candy out of my teeth.
- When I ate the box of Hot Tamalies, everything else tasted like cinnamon for three weeks straight.
- Made a list of my friends. (Not that many.)
- Tried to plan a rave in my basement. Didn't go to well.
- Started saying "yo" instead of "you".
- Tried the Chinese Torture Test and failed. Really bad.
- Had someone drop a T.V. on my foot.
- Tried to make a juice to make myself immortal.
- Thought that when I had a fever I was going to turn into a werewolf.
- Sang along to Veggie Tales.
- Sang Dora in the hallways as my friends and I were walking to class, throughout the entire school, which made my math teacher assume I was on drugs.
- Dubbed myself "Me".
- Made the word "happy" into something really perverted.
- Wanted to become Obama.
- Had a burping contest.
- Had a "jump off the tramp and see how many bruises we get" contest. I got 5 bruises.
- Wanted to try and rule over Obama.
- Had another horror movie marathon, including: Alien 1, 2, and 3, Halloween 2, and Friday The 13th: Jason Lives.
- Tried to sleep during sex education class.
- Screamed "I LOVE YOU!!" at some random old man.
- Played Fuse Ball for the first time with two of my friends and failed miserably by scoring on myself.
- Played Air Hockey and had the puck fly at the principal.
- Had the principal tell me I had pretty hair.
- Was a creepy and tried to eat a banana upside down.
- Planned to steal all the cheese out of a local store.
- Danced in a sumo wrestler blow up suite.
- Watched someone dance in a cow suite and then join them.
- Had a bruise that looked like a turtle. XD
- Tried to join "The Cool People" at school and failed. Again.
- Again, tried to dig to China. DOESN'T WORK.
- Said "sad face" instead of making a sad face or "happy face" instead of smiley or "SUPER HAPPY SMILEY" everytime a teacher looked at me.
- Actually typed up most of the stupid stuff I've gone onto my Fanfic profile, which about two hours.

Here's all the boring copy and paste stuff that everybody does. I just feel like making your eyeballs all burn. :D


2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I know of.


4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?? Today, when I had to pull a splinter out of my finger.


7. DO YOU LIKE KIDS? Yes, but sometimes they annoy the heck out of me, and I want to throw them out the window.




11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I think so. . . .


13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Ummm, probably either Lucky Charms or French Toast Crunch.


15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Um, physically, not really. Emotionally? I'm a freaking brick wall when it come to emotionally.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Tiger Tiger, or Tiger Stripes or Reese's, or that funny looking blue stuff!

17. SHOE SIZE? 8-10, depends on the brand.


19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Probably the fact that I annoy myself with my stupid questions.

20. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Being a freaking kid that doesn't have to deal with crappy drama.


22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Ummm. Duck PJ pants, a white tank top and stripes socks.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cajun style turkey bun with CHEESE!

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Duck Song by Bryant Oden! XD

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Random Neon Red with Neon Green Stripes and Yellow Pokadots!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Don't really have one . . .

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Um, the person that I'm going to babysit for.


29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Ummm, found it on someone's profile. XD

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Uh, either Chocolate Milk or ALL kinds of soda/pop.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Swimming. My mom says I am part fish.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Heaven kicked me out, Hell's afraid I'll take over, so I guess I'm stuck here.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

Copy the ones that apply.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you've ever thought that the sun hid in the fridge at night, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to leave your window open for a werewolf to come through and then got up in the middle of the night and closed it 'cause it's so cold, copy and past this into your profile.

Spell Your Name Normally: Allyson or Ally
Spell Your name backwards: nosyllA or yllA
Spell Your name with your eyes closed: Allyson or Ally
Spell Your name with your tongue: Allyson or Ally
Spell Your Name with your nose: Alktson or Alky
Spell Your Name with your toes: Allyson or Ally
Spell Your Name with your ear: Asalkltylkosn or ASlkyt
Spell Your Name with your forehead: Kjikm8uyu7y467yspadjfongh or ASklyvxcy
If your were caught smashing your head against your keyboard, copy and past this proudly. :)

Number some of the Twilight characters from 1 to 12. Then, when a number comes up, put in the character that is matched with that number. You may put your comments/answers below the questions. Now watch the destruction begin. ;)

1 - Embry
2 - Seth
3 - Jacob
4 - Leah
5 - Emily
6 - Kim
7 - Claire
8 - Paul
9 - Quil
10 - Sam
11 - Jared
12 - Charlie

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kim and Jared? All the time. XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um, Leah's a GIRL!!!! But, if I where a dude, she'd be smokin'. XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Charlie got Paul pregnant?! I dunno if that's possible . . . .

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um, depends if your not a Jared fan. If you aren't, then sure, but personally I like Jared and Kim together.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Emily and Quil? No. Emily and Sam? Sure. I like them together. XD

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Claire walked in on Seth and Charlie having sex. O.o I have no words for that.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

This story will be stupid. Jacob and Sam find out they are brothers and run away from the emotional distress.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

A Paul and Embry fluff? I don't think so.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I'll Protect You.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to kill One?

I love both of them . . . . but if I had to make one, this would be the plot: Embry got Leah's best friend pregnant so Leah sets out to go and find Jigsaw from The Saw Movies, and they team up together and make some sort of trap that would rip Embry's limbs off. As you can see, I'm bloodthirsty.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?


13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I dunno. Sam? "EMILYYYYY!!!!"

14) If you wrote a song about eight, what song would you chose?

The Happy Song by Liam Lynch XD XD

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Embry, Kim and Charlie? I don't know. XD XD

16) What would be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Not answering that.

17) One cheated on five with twelve, and then five went and had a hot, one night stand with three. Three seeks advice from eleven when three found out it was pregnant, and then three went to go find true love with eight. Eleven, however, did not think it was good for three to have gotten pregnant, so in Eleven's fury, eleven kills nine, leaving seven heartbroken. Seven then finds true love with two, but two cheats on seven with four. Six goes on a bloody rampage and kills all the other people.

Okay. Embry cheated on Emily with Charlie, and Emily had a hot, one night stand with Jacob. Jacob seeks advice from Jared when Jacob finds out he's pregnant, and then Jacob went to go find true love with Paul. Jared, however, did not think it was good for Jacob to have gotten pregnant, so in Jared's fury, Jared kills Quil leaving Claire heartbroken. Claire then finds true love with Seth, but Seth cheat on Claire with Leah. Kim goes on a bloody rampage, and kills all the other people. WTF?!?!

1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

Please Don't Go - Basshunter

2.) Where will I get married?

Dum Dadi Doo - Nightcore

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback

4.) What is/was high school like?

Piece Of Me - Britney Spears

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows

6.) How is today going to be?

Changes - Three Doors Down

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park

8.) What song describes my parents?

Destiny - Nightcore

9.) How is my life going?

Meet Me Half Way - Black Eyed Peas

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

Broken - Seether/Amy Lee

11.) How does the world see me?

I Will Always Return - Bryan Adams

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback

13) Do people secretly like me?

Stand My Ground - Within Temptation

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Story Of A Girl - Three Doors Down

15.) What should I do with my life?

Baby Look At Us - Sarina Paris

16.) Will I be happy?

1985 - Bowling For Soup

17.) What is some good advice?

It Wasn't Me - Shaggy

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Believe It Or Not - Nickelback

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Bounce With Me - Keesha Turner

20.) What type of guys do you like?

Drop The Base - DJ Raaban

21.) Will you get married?

He's A Pirate - DJ Tiesto

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Hotel Room Service - Pitbull

23.) Where will you live?

My Immortal - Evanescene

24.) What will your dying words be?

In Da Club - 50 Cent (I peed myself laughing at this one)

25.) Am I hot?

Out Of My Way - Seether

26.) What are your hobbies?

Decode - Paramore

27.)Do you like sports?

Russia Privjet - Basshunter

28.)Do you talk a lot?

Do This Anymore - Nickelback

29.)Do you like books?

I'm Just A Kid - Simple Plan

30.)Do you like yourself?

Gotta Be Somebody - Nickelback

One night I was staring up into the stars, and then I began to wonder . . . where the hell is my roof?!

Your prince will come? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got into a fight, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You punch someone. I punch someone. Your my best friend. I'm your best friend. You jump off a cliff and I save your sorry ass!

Don't follow me . . . I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Be insane . . . be well behaved girls never made history.

Did you know that when the men in white come to take you away in the foam van, that if you start bouncing off the walls, that's how they tell if your actually insane?

Boys are like slinkys . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

It takes 42 muscles to smile, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Never walk up to Death's front door, ring the door bell, and the run away. He hates that.

If a postive plus a postive equals a postive, then two stupid people make a smart person.

There's no "I" in "Team" but there's an "I" in "Meatpie" and "Meat" in the anagram of "Team"

I used to be normal before I met the freaks that I call "My friends"

I ran with scissors and lived!

Everything on this planet is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my friends, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most countries.

Taste the rainbow . . . eat crayons!

A computer can beat me at chess, but it can't beat me in kick boxing.

Here's a llama, there's a llama . . . HOLY SHIT A REAL LLAMA!!

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Family Portrait by Aluxis reviews
Sweet moment between Esme and Carlisle. Carlisle's shares his ideas of what their children would look like as toddlers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
What the Cullen Kids Cannot do! by citricwolf reviews
I know there are alot of these, but I was really bored.... Rated T for possible language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
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Golden Sun reviews
When Jacob runs away from Forks, he decides to run away human. Enter Meredith Dan, a sweet heart by nature, who also happens to be Jacob's imprint. Will Jake finally let go of his love for Bella and love Meredith instead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Jacob
An All Quileute Nightmare reviews
Gabriel is forced to move to La Push with his parents and sisters, during that everything seems to be taking a steep dive into hell. Just when nothing else could go wrong, he's imprinted upon by her. The shrewd, the lovely, his soul mate, Leah Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Leah
Dancing With The Wolves reviews
Trisha Conner is Paul's sister. Finally leaving her mother, she takes her half sister Jules with her to La Push. When one unsuspecting werewolf imprints, trouble rises from the dust, and the true meaning of love is tested.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,831 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Paul, Embry
Faith, Trust, And a Little Bit of Imprint Dust reviews
Renny and her two best friends, Ivy and Nikki, take an unexpected trip to Washington. Well there, they meet three strangers that will change their lives forever. Love, faith and trust are tested as old troubles collide with new ones and love finds all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Seth, Paul
White Shadows reviews
Dusty and her brother Ash have just wanted to live a normal life since their father died in a tragic mountain lion attack. But now, when Paul imprints on Dusty, and Leah imprints on Ash, their lives become everything but normal. Can love survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Paul, Leah