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Joined 03-18-10, id: 2294137, Profile Updated: 01-12-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Resident Evil.

I'm twenty five. Been into Naruto for the last three years because of Clash of Ninja. Started out an Ino, Sakura, Gaara, Might Guy and Rock lee fan then went loving on everybody. So you'll probably note anything I write from here on out is likely to be Naruto spliced with part crack unless they give Onimusha it's own section.

I don't care about pairing wars, even though I find bashing pretty funny in terms of what's canon. You'll find I like everything from the possible to the impossible. I have too much time on my hands and get bored easy, so I'll attempt to surprise you and myself when I write. Things are usually only fifty percent planned with me. If a character wants to do something different than what I had on the table, I'm letting them.

Pairings I'm really fond of include: Might Guy/Tsunade, Sai/Sakura, Dei/Sakura, Kakashi/Sakura, Sasuke/Ino, Sasuke/Hinata, Chouji/Ino, Zabuza/Haku, Rock Lee/TenTen, Naruto/Any Female, Itachi/Sai and Itachi/Anyone.

Other fandoms I love include: Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy.

I'll end this by saying I'm here to mostly improve my writing, but fun is the upmost important. If it feels like a chore, why deal the with the bore? Yes, yes that sounded like something out of mary poppins. I apologize. Anyway, I welcome constructive criticism, but flames will likely be dumped in the trash or flamed back depending on my mood. I ask that you not.

"Look underneath the underneath." Kakashi Hatake.

"There is nothing you can try that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have never really done to myself."
Mindless Self-Indulgence

"The first best thing you can do is try. The second is succeeding." - Anon

"You don't have to change his heart, you just have to change his mind." - Anon

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi Uchiha

"This is the same sand I'm always throwing around. It's just in how you use it."- Gaara

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Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Qualities by GoXC reviews
First fanfic! After reading a book, Sai attempts to portray the qualities he thinks women desire in a man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sai
Release by eryxl reviews
While traveling with Itachi, Kisame has an idea involving Itachi's tsukuyomi extending physical pleasure and resolves to make it happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto, Mr Ramen by eryxl reviews
Naruto meets the love of his life, and her name is Miso Ramen. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just A Bite by settlingentropy reviews
Everyone has a dark side. Some embrace it early on, others try to hide it, and sometimes it finds you when you're not looking. Zetsu, pre-Akatsuki, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Zetsu - Complete
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Crossing the Bridges Home reviews
Leon is Ashley's new body guard, while Claire is taking some downtime in her Chicago apartment. Everything seems to be going fine until a zombie outbreak affects six cities consectively. Leaving leon and Claire questioning their positions.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Leon S. K., Claire R.
Art Of Conflict reviews
The legend goes that Hiroaki, the bringer of light, wrought a terrible war upon his people. When the legend becomes reality, will those who have power in their hands choose the same? Furturistic AU. Possible Sai/Sakura and Sasuke/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.