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Author has written 63 stories for Ice Age, Stuart Little, Once Upon a Time, Kung Fu Panda, Rise of the Guardians, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I am KaylaDestroyer. I guess you can say I destroy almost all boundaries of logic with my imaginative writing, since I post just about anything. And yes, i get flamed for it. But there are more people who like my stories than there are people who dislike my stories. If you are ever flamed by someone with the pen name 'djkfhg', then they are just being mean because they obviously have no imagination, and the only truth is what grammar errors and such that the point out. The same thing goes for the pen name 'GET BETTER AT WRITING', because they both target new, weak writers who are bold enough to go where no story has gone before. In fact I doubt they're even members of the site! If you would like to see an example of their work, check out their reviews on two of my two stories, ' Reunited', and ' Ice Age: New World, New Problems'. Xion the Author, if you have not heard of them, gives good pick me ups to level out those kind of people. Believe me I know, they've reviewed on a number of my stories, and they always have something good to say and/or some constructive criticism.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I realize my past actions may have led other fanfictioners to believe I like/support slahiness in stories. Well, I have fixed what I can of those actions and am here to tell you I do not.
By the way, my profile pic is supposed to say 'Flower of the Ice Age' but the words were cut off.
Man ruined his life in sin; therefore, God's remedy is Jesus Christ.
Romans 3:10 - As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:23 - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 5:12 - Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by siin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
RRomans 10:9-10 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
Romans 10:13 - For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Romans 10:17 - So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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I like mostly like watching computer animated movies and If you think that 20th Century Fox/Blue Sky Studios, Disney/Pixar and Dreamworks are all AWESOME, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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"The Writer must write what he has to say, not speak it." Ernest Hemingway
"My ship is magnificent and fierce and huge...ish and...gone. Why's it gone?" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, At World's End
"I say they're vegetarian, you say "grrr". I say can we talk about it, you say "grrr". That's not what I call communication." Sid from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Are Like Apples
On a tree. The best ones
Are at the top of the tree. The
Boys don't want to reach for the good
ones becasue they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at
the top think there is something wrong with them.
When in reality they are amazing.They just
have to wait for the right boy to come
Along. The one who's brave
Enough to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
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I'm an Ice Age loving author on FanFiction! Please be kind when you review my stories, and don't cuss at me. I believe cussing is wrong and I personally find it extremely offensive Also, I'm A Girl.
" For God so loved the world, that he gave His only begotten son,
That whosoever believeth on Him, should not perish,
But have everlasting life.
And now a few things about me:
1: As a born again Christian I identify with Christ.
2: I'm not a cusser. You won't even find 'darn' in any of my stories.
3: I'm a sweet person, really. although I can be harsh when I'm upset.
4 : My fave Ice Age character is Raz, but Squint is definatly second! And not too far behind! I love stories about them as brother/sister or just best friends.
5: I think that some of the music I like might be weird to other people, but here are some artists I like:
Weird Al Yankovic
Jars of Clay
Tenth Avenue North
6: I like to use the paint feature on computers or laptops to create cool pictures.
Here are a few quotes from one of my best friends. Her name is Beth. She is very spontaneous and funny and has a huge imagination, also 50 regular webkins, and a bunch other types.
" Howdydoodythere? That's hello in dragoneese. "
( strains stomach muscles) " They're still not singing! " Me and her are probably the only ones who get that one, unless you're an expert singer who's reading this.
" We are dignified people, we do not make cat fights. We are dignified people, we do not scream and run around. We are dignified people, we do not tickle. We are dignified people, we do not act up when we go out. We are dignified people. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " ( falls over )
( looks at me ) " Tired, present yourself! "
" You said you were tired. "
" We interrupt this program to bok like chickens! "
" We interrupt this program to moo like cows! "
The Princess Bride
Miracle Max: " He distinctly said 'to blave'- "
Miracle Max's wife: " LIAR! "
MM: "shut up witch- "
MM's Wife: " I'm not a witch I'm your wife, but I'm note sure if I even wanna' be that anymore! "
MM's Wife: " Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink! "
Prince Humperdink: " Sorry, I've got a marriage to plan, a wife to kill, a man to frame for it, I'm just booked! "
Robin Hood ( old version with real people)
Tax collector: "... Or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon! "
Guy: " But why a spoon sir? "
Tax collector: " Because it's dull you twit! It'll hurt worse! "
Fave Ice Age quotes:
Sid (Ice Age): " Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna' eat me!
Diego: " I don't eat junk food.
Sid: " I thought you were gonna'... I thought you were gonna'... were you?"
And about my story 'Conversation Gone Haywire', I got mixed up on who requested it and who it was dedicated to, but Tigey Wigey did the original series of 'Character Conversations' and I just did my own version because either mwang or Tigey Wigey requested me too. I'm confused and just setting things straight because everyone else who has read it is probably confused too. So whoever requested it, you know who you are, and I dedicate the story to both Tigey Wigy and mwang. I apologize for any confusion.
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink):
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):
Personal Favorite Quotes from Myself:
1. "Aerial martial arts; you don't see that in every robots-take-over-the-world movie."
2. "Raz Washburn; kangaroo landlord."
1. Explanation: That was my reaction to seeing 'The Matrix' for the first time. My mom thought it was so cool she posted it on Facebook. XD
2. Explanation: It's complicated, just know that Raz the kangaroo is my fav IA4 pirate, and then go read A. G. Wicked's story 'TMNT: Elisa's Story.' It'll make sense.
Some Girls Don't Realize These Things:
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the girls who understands, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.
Here are some links to some of my fav songs by Hevia:
All time fav of them all!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnkVi5nXcd8