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Author has written 63 stories for Ice Age, Stuart Little, Once Upon a Time, Kung Fu Panda, Rise of the Guardians, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I am KaylaDestroyer. I guess you can say I destroy almost all boundaries of logic with my imaginative writing, since I post just about anything. And yes, i get flamed for it. But there are more people who like my stories than there are people who dislike my stories. If you are ever flamed by someone with the pen name 'djkfhg', then they are just being mean because they obviously have no imagination, and the only truth is what grammar errors and such that the point out. The same thing goes for the pen name 'GET BETTER AT WRITING', because they both target new, weak writers who are bold enough to go where no story has gone before. In fact I doubt they're even members of the site! If you would like to see an example of their work, check out their reviews on two of my two stories, ' Reunited', and ' Ice Age: New World, New Problems'. Xion the Author, if you have not heard of them, gives good pick me ups to level out those kind of people. Believe me I know, they've reviewed on a number of my stories, and they always have something good to say and/or some constructive criticism.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I realize my past actions may have led other fanfictioners to believe I like/support slahiness in stories. WEll, I have fixed what I csan of hose actions and am here to tell you I do not.
By the way, my profile pic is supposed to say 'Flower of the Ice Age' but the words were cut off.
Also, I have a Voki account, and the first one I made is of a quote from chapter 16 of 'Within', if ya'll wanna' check it out. It doesn't have a lot of emotion, but I find it funny. XD and the link is pretty stinkin' long...if it came through. I double spaced to make sure it would. Sorry if it's an inconvenience, but if you guys would check it out I'd really appreciate it. ;D
Okay, sorry it took me so long to realize the most important thing I need to put on my public profile. I'll try to make this as simple as possible:
1. God is Holy, and We are ALL Sinners
Romans 3:10 & 23 - (10) As it is written, There is none righteous, no not one: (23) For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Isaiah 53:6 - All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all.
2. God WILL Punish Us for Our Sin
Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Ezekiel 18:4b - :the soul that sinners, it shall die.
Hell and the Lake of Fire:
Luke 16:23 - And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
3. Christ Suffered OUR Punishment for US
Christ was Born to Save Us from our Sin:
Matthew 1:21 - And she shall bring forth a son, and though shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.
He Came to Take Away Our Sin:
John 1:29 - The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and he said, Behold the Lamb of God, which take the away the sin of the world.
He Bore Our Sins:
1 Peter 2:24 - Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes were ye healed.
He Died for Us:
Romans 5:6 & 8 - (6) For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly. (8) But God commanders his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
4. There is NOTHING left to Do but TRUST
Confess Him as the Lord of Our Lives:
Romans 10:9 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Trust What He Did on the Cross to Provide Payment for Our Sin:
John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believe that in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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If you're obsessed with Ice Age, copy and paste this into your profile.
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.
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I like mostly like watching computer animated movies and If you think that 20th Century Fox/Blue Sky Studios, Disney/Pixar and Dreamworks are all AWESOME, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
For people that hate stereotypes, Paste this on your profile.
"The Writer must write what he has to say, not speak it." Ernest Hemingway
"Treasure's not just silver and gold, mate." CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow from The Curse of the Black Pearl
"That makes you...Chartman!" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, At World's End
"My ship is magnificent and fierce and huge...ish and...gone. Why's it gone?" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, At World's End
"I say they're vegetarian, you say "grrr". I say can we talk about it, you say "grrr". That's not what I call communication." Sid from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
"Tis certain the world we know ends today an' I won't be lettin' the likes of Beckett Cutler - wha...well, sometimes known as Cutler Beckett!" Barbossa, At World's End Blooper reel
"Square my debt with Jones... *drinks spirit* ... *in a cracked, hoarse voice* Guarantee my free - what's in there? *cough*" CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, At World's End Blooper reel
"You're a - a teacher?!"
"Part time!" Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
"If a small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself." Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
Are Like Apples
On a tree. The best ones
Are at the top of the tree. The
Boys don't want to reach for the good
ones becasue they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at
the top think there is something wrong with them.
When in reality they are amazing.They just
have to wait for the right boy to come
Along. The one who's brave
Enough to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
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I'm an Ice Age crazed author on FanFiction! And I've been here for more than two years! Please be kind when you review my stories, and don't cuss at me.
I'm a christian, so I never ever put cussing in my stories. Well, by now I'm sure lot's of people know about Ice Age 4: Continental Drift, so I'm just gonna say YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
Upcomings: ( to be updated whenever I have a new idea )
1: (Untitled for now)
Yeah, haven't come up with a title for this one either. Well, Diego and Sid are known to disappear every Friday morning, and return every Sunday night. Intrigued, the herd follows them one weekend, and discover the most shocking secret of a lifetime. Diego and Sid are actually HUMANS from the 21st century! Yes, it appears as though the mature, adult, stiff, stick in the mud Diego is in truth a playful, mischievous, human 17 year old who just can't stop having fun. Sid, whom the herd has come to know as dumb, klutzy, and all out uncool, has the most brains in the tenth grade, is sixteen, can operate a time machine ( which Diego can't ) is in to coolness and fun just as much as Diego, and both of them have every ounce and way more of mischievousness than Crash and Eddie. But how can they be different species in different worlds? Not to mention different ages with completely different personalities? And what is the connection between them? Well, the only way anyone mortal will find out is by reading the story when it's posted!
2: Ice Age: New World, New Problems
Ah ha! This one I have a title for! Surprisingly, this one, the Diego and Sid teenagers one, and my current story about Diego being captured as a newborn infant and turned into a human are not tied together at all. Anyway, The herd is brought to the future by the force created by a bunch of human scientists from the 21st century, and are captured in the lab. But the humans for some reason have their eye on a particularly brave saber tooth. Thus, they stick a needle in Diego, inject a mysterious liquid into Diego's body and, 'Voiala!' Instant human! But that doesn't mean being human comes quickly. While trying to learn how to speak, what he can eat now, who he can trust, what he can do, and how to operate the all wonderful 'tv', Diego struggles to live the human life, change back to a saber, get him and the herd back to the Ice Age, and also learns that since Animal is his native tongue, he is the one human in the world who can literally talk to animals. I don't know about you, but that plot seems chock full of problems! And how will his herd come to accept this?
3: Diego the Sadroid
Don't get too excited abotu this one. I think the plot is awesome, but it could be FOREVER before I actually post it. I think the idea originally came from watching a certain episode of Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitsu. Diego randomly adopts a little female saber cub one day, and Manny can't shake of this feeling that there's soemthign strange about her. Weird humans start attacking the herd, and all Diego will reveal to them is that the cub is the one who is drawing their interest. When the tension builds up to the breaking point, Diego must confide to the herd a dumbfouning secret that launches them into an epic adventure like never before.
Also, I'm A Girl.
" For God so loved the world, that he gave His only begotten son,
That whosoever believeth on Him, should not perish,
But have everlasting life. "
This is part of one of my favorite songs:
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight", by The Tokens
In the jungle, the
mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight,
In the jungle, the giant
jungle, the lion sleeps
wailing in the background*
You can hear the whole song on Youtube.
Visit this URL for an AWESOME video on Youtube, I just hope you know Pirates of the Carribian if you do!
I'm not allowed to post certain stuff on here, so 'ill only put a few things about myself.
1: I'M A HUGE FAN OF ICE AGE! I'M CRAZY OVER IT!
2: I'm not a cusser. You won't even find 'darn' in any of my stories.
3: I'm a sweet person, really. although I can be harsh when I'm upset.
4 : My fave Ice Age character is Diego, but sid is definatly second! And not too far behind! I absolutly LOVE Diego/Sid (friendship) stories. (See what I did there? ;D)
5: I think that some of the music I like might be weird to other people, but here are some artists I like:
Weird Al Yankovic
Jars of Clay
Tenth Avenue North
6: I like to use the paint feature on computers or laptops to create cool pictures.
List your favorite Ice Age & Pirates of the Carribean characters.
3: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
8: Elizabeth Swan
9: Fast Tony
10: Davy Jones
Now answer the questions or think what your responce would be to these situations.
1: 2 and 9 are at a bar, when they see 5 and 6 kissing. What would they do?
2: 10 and 1 are suddenly murdered by 7 late at night.
3: If they made a movie about a romance between 5 and 4, what would you title it?
4: If 1 and 2 are in a relationship, and then 6 murders 2, what would 1 and 3 do?
5: If 9 and 10 team up against 4 and 5, which side would you be on?
6: 1 and 4 are at the movies, when they see 9 with his arm around 8. When they tell 7, what does 7 do?
7: 10 and 2 find 7's father at a theme park, and invite him to dinner. 1 and 6 see the dinner and tell 7. What does 7 do?
8: 2 and 5 go to dinner, and 3 and 1 spy on them.
9: 3 and 10 break out in sword combat at a fancy dinner party. 1 joins 3 for the fun of it, and 6 joins 10 just to skewer 1.
10: Manny and Ellie get 1 and 2 to take Peaches to a movie. While there, all three share some stories and have a serving of rum with 3 after the movie. 10 see's them, and relates the story to Manny and Ellie. What is their reaction?
Here are a few quotes from one of my best friends. Her name is Beth. She is very spontaneous and funny and has a huge imagination, also 50 regular webkins, and a bunch other types.
" Howdydoodythere? That's hello in dragoneese. "
( strains stomach muscles) " They're still not singing! " Me and her are probably the only ones who get that one, unless you're an expert singer who's reading this.
" We are dignified people, we do not make cat fights. We are dignified people, we do not scream and run around. We are dignified people, we do not tickle. We are dignified people, we do not act up when we go out. We are dignified people. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " ( falls over )
( looks at me ) " Tired, present yourself! "
" You said you were tired. "
" We interrupt this program to bok like chickens! "
" We interrupt this program to moo like cows! "
The Princess Bride
Miracle Max: " He distinctly said 'to blave'- "
Miracle Max's wife: " LIAR! "
MM: "shut up you witch- "
MM's Wife: " I'm not a witch I'm your wife, but I'm note sure if I even wanna' be that anymore! "
MM's Wife: " Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink! "
Prince Humperdink: " Sorry, I've got a marriage to plan, a wife to kill, a man to frame for it, I'm just booked! "
Robin Hood ( old version with real people)
Tax collector: "... Or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon! "
Guy: " But why a spoon sir? "
Tax collector: " Because it's dull you twit! It'll hurt worse! "
Fave Ice Age quotes:
Sid (Ice Age): " Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna' eat me!
Diego: " I don't eat junk food.
Sid: " I thought you were gonna'... I thought you were gonna'... were you?"
Note: On my story 'Ice Age Pirates', Chapters 7 & 8 are the same thing, but 8 has a little bit more at the end, sorry about any confusion! As for the trailer in chapter 9, it's going to combine some story plots I have already, so please pm me if you think I should delete those stories from the site or just leave them there until I continue them, which I may not, but oh well, just tell me what you think!
And about my story 'Conversation Gone Haywire', I got mixed up on who requested it and who it was dedicated to, but Tigey Wigey did the original series of 'Character Conversations' and I just did my own version because either mwang or Tigey Wigey requested me too. I'm confused and just setting things straight because everyone else who has read it is probably confused too. So whoever requested it, you know who you are, and I dedicate the story to both Tigey Wigy and mwang. I apologize for any confusion.
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink):
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):
YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory):
1. "Arial martial arts; you don't see that in every robots-take-over-the-world movie."
2. "Raz Washburn; kangaroo landlord."
1. Explanation: That was my reaction to seeing 'The Matrix' for the first time. My mom thought it was so cool she posted it on Facebook. XD
2. Explanation: It's complicated, just know that Raz the kangaroo is my fav IA4 pirate, and then go read A. G. Wicked's story 'TMNT: Elisa's Story.' It'll make sense.
Girls Don't Realize These Things:
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the girls who understands, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.
I just found out that Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas (if anyone has heard of it yet) Is scheduled to air on Fox in November as an Ice Age Christmas short! And soon after, it's going to be a DVD/Blue Ray combo pack, with a music video and a sneak peek at Ice Age 4!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't believe me? Just go on Wikipedia and look up the Ice Age film series. Or, try and see if this link works.
I know most people don't believe Wikipedia completely. But this article has two reference points, and besides opposing this development would just make me doubt it's true, but I want it to be true! Cause it makes me excited! So please none of the 'people can go on Wikipedia and put their own stuff up there' and stuff, because I think it's a pretty good resource for movies, like IMDB. So if anyone wants to, feel free to send me a PM and we'll celebrate!!! (through messages of course) You can also PM me for details concerning the short if you don't feel like using the link or for some reason the link won't work.
Sept. 30, 2011
Today, I received news from A. G. Wicked about further details of the short. To read these details, please visit this link:
Nov. 15, 2011
I have now found two trailers for Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas on Youtbe.
And now I hve found the first official trailer for ICE AGE 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are some links to some of my fav songs by Hevia:
All time fav of them all!:
Fav Quote of Today:
Me: (watches my little sister slather on way too much neosporin for a paper cut) I don't think you need that much neosporin for a paper cut!
Little Sister: Dude, this paper cut looks like I was in an explosion. I should be in a hospital right now, man!
( She was joking of course. We're a very funny family. )
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